After understanding the language of animals, I was chased by the country to feed
Chapter 54 Tax evasion?
Fang Yuzhe first looked up at Chi Qing, then blinked guiltily when she didn't react: "She looks a bit like Yuanyuan."
Chi Qing, who had just stuffed a mouthful of roasted meat with sauce, puffed out his cheeks and glared at him sideways.
"Looking for a beating!"
Fang Yuzhe immediately apologized and picked up another dish for her: "Sister, I'll pay the bill, please forgive me."
He really knows how to manipulate people, and he hit Chi Qing's heart in one go.
It was October, and it was cold and dark at 9:30 at night.
Fortunately, this is not in City C, otherwise she would have to ride her electric scooter home trembling.
Several people stayed in the same hotel. The 32nd floor was booked by the production crew, so Chen Simei had to stay in the presidential suite on the top floor.
The elevator slowly ascended, and Chen Simei suddenly grabbed Chi Qing's hand: "Can I go to the recording of the show tomorrow?"
"Of course, you're welcome anytime."
A peaceful night.
In the early morning, the production team suddenly attacked and had the idea of doing something different.
The first person to have the door knocked was movie queen Lin Yinghan.
Since she was the first person and a female guest, Director Xu was very humane and asked her assistant to go in and wake her up in advance.
Ten minutes later, the assistant gently opened the door: "You can come in."
The live broadcast begins.
The late bird catches the worm
【I said staying up late has its benefits】
[Senior high school students are already preparing for morning self-study at 6 o'clock]
[Whose room is this? It's so clean]
[You can tell it’s my Xiaohan by her hair. She got her hair burned while filming a while ago.]
[Lin Yinghan is still sleeping. Can we see the beauty's bare face? ]
[She's appeared in many movies without makeup, but I'm more curious about Chi Qing's. Yesterday, I saw her on a trending search for her looks, but the pictures were all photoshopped with full makeup, almost like a model.]
[…? Is it possible that I just look like that?]
Without giving them a chance to explain, the staff pushed the camera to the side of the bed.
Lin Yinghan was followed by a female photographer, and she looked like a sleeping beauty in the camera.
The voice unconsciously slowed down: "Teacher Lin, get up. We need to wake them all up in half an hour."
Having participated in many variety shows, she is very familiar with these routines. She lifted the quilt and revealed the Crayon Shin-chan pajamas in front of everyone's expectations.
"Wait while I go wash my face."
[Sure enough, the beauty doesn’t have any oily skin when she wakes up in the morning]
I simply washed my face and brushed my teeth, without even changing my clothes, I picked up my card and went to the room next to mine.
But before he even knocked on the door, he was so shocked by the thing stuck on his hand that his eyes widened and he lost control of his expression.
Lowering his voice, he said, "What! Let me imitate an animal to wake up the next member!"
Turning the hand card over to face the screen, everyone burst into laughter at this outrageous request.
Lin Yinghan, who had been thinking all night about breaking her inherent image, tried to prepare herself mentally. After taking the fifth deep breath, she finally opened Chi Qing's door.
Squat down with your legs, bend your arms and keep hitting your chest.
"Ohhhh! Hoohoo!"
Lin Yinghan just jumped sideways to the edge of the bed, but before he started to move, the person on the bed suddenly sat up.
She was so frightened that she almost couldn't continue acting.
It turned out to be a dream. I didn’t wake up. That’s all good.
She picked up the pen handed to her by the production team, pulled the camera over and aimed it at this stunning beauty, and she almost didn't want to take the photo.
I was still immersed in Lin Yinghan's gorilla, but suddenly I saw Nuwa's graduation project.
[It turns out that Nuwa also has good moods sometimes]
【Zhenjue】
[Modeled face, really a modeled face]
【Should I draw a turtle on this great face? 】
"Do you really want to draw a turtle?" Lin Yinghan looked at the peaceful sleeping face and felt a little reluctant.
Director Xu thought about what Chi Qing had done the day before yesterday, and made up his mind to draw a turtle!
Seeing that communication was ineffective, Lin Yinghan planned to draw a small cute turtle, but unexpectedly, she failed miserably.
Just as she bent over and approached with a pen in hand, Chi Qing suddenly moved, swung his arm, and whether intentionally or accidentally, he pulled Lin Yinghan down on the bed.
She lay completely in Chi Qing's arms. Lin Yinghan was 1.74 meters tall, and looked exceptionally tall in front of Chi Qing, who was only 1.65 meters tall.
Not to mention now, lying on the same bed in this position.
She could already imagine how crazy people would be shipping the couple online.
[Hmm]
If you don’t tell me, I won’t tell you either.
[Since you guys won’t say anything, I’ll say it now. Go make the movie, and I’ll pay to watch it.]
【?????? So fierce?】
Director Xu was laughing so hard behind the scenes that his mouth reached his ears.
"The camera can be zoomed out! Just keep them hanging!"
Chi Qing looked particularly well-behaved from this perspective, and Lin Yinghan was mesmerized for a moment.
If the director hadn't quietly reminded her, she would have fallen asleep.
He gently pushed Chi Qing away, picked up the pen again and drew a lifelike little turtle on her face.
For some reason, I just ended the sentence with a heart.
But it was too late to regret, as it was all recorded by the camera.
【Does anyone still remember our Mingyue? 】
In order to ease the atmosphere, Lin Yinghan suddenly imitated the gorilla and yelled:
"Ohh ...
Chi Qing was frightened awake, and it was obvious that she hadn't yet distinguished between dreams and reality: "Oh my god, how could a monkey get into your tent!"
"Qingqing, this is the director team's task this morning."
What she actually wanted to explain was that being a monkey was not her intention, but it seemed as pale and powerless as making a clarification video.
Until Chi Qing got his own hand card.
Chi Qing: “?”
People do things?
She held the cue card in front of the camera, which was honestly so unethical.
【Director Xu has to be good at playing】
[I will never be able to think of such a prank until I die]
After a while, Chi Qing changed into the tax bureau uniform, which Director Xu had to beg the government for permission to do.
A shaved golden retriever was also thoughtfully added to act as a Labrador.
"Qingqing, you're getting up so early to work too?"
"Of course, otherwise where would the money come from?"
The next unlucky person, Chi Qing, randomly picked Zheng Yan.
Very good, it’s a good opportunity to see what kind of person this person is.
Chi Qing knocked on the door, and the person inside opened the door in a daze.
Chi Qing didn't give him a chance to respond. He directly reached out and took out his driver's license: "From the tax bureau, you are suspected of tax evasion. Please actively cooperate with the investigation."
[Hahahaha, the acting is really realistic]
[Don’t say it, don’t say it]
If Sister Chi hadn't entered the entertainment industry, it would have been cool if she had joined the army.
[The above one is obviously a new fan, old fans all know that our Sister Chi is extraordinary]
Unlike the cheerful atmosphere of the barrage, Zheng Yan looked a little flustered.
"You should contact my agent and company."
The barrage is no longer funny.
【? 】
【What's going on? 】
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