After understanding the language of animals, I was chased by the country to feed

"Well said! Who else can dare to say that he is not pretentious except my sister Chi?"

In fact, both of them were speechless about Fang Yuzhe, a guy with a screw loose in the brain. He was really just a childish boaster of Chi Qing.

The door of the box was pushed open, and the two of them came in with the roast duck.

The two of them met in the elevator. As fate would have it, the two girls who had no connection with each other became good friends with the help of Chi Qing.

"Qingqing! Woo woo woo, the duck here is so delicious!"

Lin Mingyue was so moved that she almost cried. Ever since her agent ordered her to lose weight, she had never eaten roast duck with crispy skin and tender inside.

Chen Simei never expected that the quirky and energetic little fairy on the Internet would be so emotional in real life.

I thought the character setting accounted for a large part of it, but it seems that marketing accounts cannot be trusted either.

With Chi Qing's introduction, they officially got to know each other.

Dinner has just begun.

Now, the people sitting on Chi Qingyi's left and right are no longer the left and right protectors, but two guardian angels.

The waiter had seen many storms, but this was the first time he had seen such a real scene.

I couldn't help it and asked the two of them to sign, even at the risk of having their wages deducted.

Why two people?

Because Fang Yuzhe's handwriting is recognized by the entire entertainment industry as ugly, he has not participated in variety shows over the years and has never appeared in public except for endorsing TV dramas and movies.

So a lot of his peripheral posters were released.

But he is different from others,

It's hard for others to get an autograph, but it's hard for him to get a non-autograph.

His handwriting made the originally handsome and elegant poster instantly look like it was teased by a naughty kid from a relative's family.

Seeing that it was almost eight o'clock, Chi Qing simply turned on the live broadcast. After obtaining their consent, the five of them appeared on the screen together.

"Brother Paparazzi, I want to tell you something: if you're not good at it, just practice more."

【Hahahahahaha】

【Front row】

[Sure enough, the ones who play with beautiful women are all beautiful women]

[Wow, can I be picked up by you guys and be your friend for no apparent reason?]

[Sister Chi, are you still doing a live broadcast today? ]

"Connect, of course."

Chi Qing still has to obey orders from his superiors and do things in a high-profile manner.

Soon, the first lucky winner of the day came online.

"Ah! Hello, hello, hello!! Hello, Sister Chi, hello, everyone!"

The girl was obviously very excited. She expressed her gratitude and called other people in the family.

Grandpa, grandma, grandpa, parents and sister all appeared in front of the camera.

"Hello you guys!"

"you're good too!"

A large group of people greeted each other in unison, as if they had been rehearsing for a long time.

Except for grandma, who is still in the situation.

After that, the little girl explained apologetically: "Sister Chi, this is my first time on TV, and my grandma's too. She's a foreigner and can't understand us."

Unexpectedly, Chi Qing waved his hand and said, "It's okay, I speak English very well."

When Chu Wenyu and Fang Yuzhe heard this, they covered their faces, unable to bear to watch.

Thinking that Chi Qing might speak English in a while, I wanted to find an opportunity to leave.

Fortunately, we finally get back to the topic.

The little girl brought up a very well-behaved West Highland Terrier, which was very white and clean and didn't say a word.

"Sister Chi, can you help me ask if it's not feeling well?"

As soon as Chi Qing saw the little fat belly, he knew that it was definitely overfed.

"How many meals do you usually feed it? How much does it eat at a time?"

"Twice, and both times with a strict diet."

Suddenly, the puppy started barking again.

"Qingqing, you don't understand. There's a kind of hunger called grandma thinking you're hungry."

"Every day, six meals, each one different, and the portions are ridiculously large. If I don't eat, they force me to eat with a spoon."

"Grandma did it?"

"Grandma."

After getting a general understanding of the situation, Chi Qing explained it to the little girl.

But the old lady didn't listen at all. She stared at Chi Qing and asked him to tell her.

Chi Qing smiled slightly, it was time for Zhen to show his skills!

"Grandmother, you know no know your dog is very no hungry, it will die."

"?"

【Hahahahahaha! 】

[Hahahahaha, grandma is obviously confused, hahahaha]

[Grandma: This sounds so familiar, but I just don’t understand it.]

[Finally found something I have in common with Sister Chi, plastic English hahahahahaha]

The four people around Chi Qing quietly moved away from the camera, fearing that the marketing account would edit a funny video the next day and include them.

But their little actions could not be hidden from netizens. In an instant, the entry about the five people's fake friendship directly topped the hot search list.

[If it were me, I would hide too hahahaha]

[No, the English is so good, I understand it all.]

[From the person above, I can see that your English is not good either. ]

But Chi Qing didn't realize that there was anything wrong with what he said, and continued to talk to himself:

“The dog doesn’t need to eat too much”

【I understand this sentence】

I understand too.

【+1】

The old lady finally understood Chi Qing's plastic English, which made the old lady in her seventies decide to sign up for a Chinese class.

After spending the time with netizens laughing, the next person who needed to be communicated with was a big brother.

It was a coincidence that I met this big brother Chi Qing.

It was Jinjin, the owner of Yuanbao who was taken away by Qi Sheng as a stray dog.

The strong man is still the same strong man, and the contrast is still the same contrast.

Jin Jin cried heartbrokenly, tears streaming down her face. "Boss Chi! Yuan Bao has been refusing to eat or drink lately. He only eats a few bites when he sees your photo. I really can't do anything about it."

Chi Qing called out to it through the screen: "Yuanbao?"

The big golden retriever, which had its ears drooping, suddenly rolled and crawled towards the camera and licked it madly.

【I, I was licked by a dog? 】

[It has to be Sister Chi, otherwise I would never know what it feels like to be licked by a dog.]

"Qingqing! I miss you so much! Master Qingqing has a girlfriend, sob ...

Yuanbao cried heartbreakingly. Although Yuanbao looked ugly, he was furry after all. He couldn't be that ugly.

She cried so hard that her heart melted.

"It's okay, dear, wait for me to ask your master what's going on."

Yuanbao obediently dragged the strong man who was still outside the camera in.

"Mr. Jin, do you have a girlfriend?"

[No? How did she know that?]

[Is it really possible to communicate with animals? After all, the previous ones were so accurate.]

[That's ridiculous]

But just when everyone was about to convince themselves, the dog owner looked at Chi Qing in confusion: "Huh? No?"

"No? Then why did you chase the dog out when you were talking to the girl in the room? Why did you give the girl's dog Can Can but not Yuan Bao? Why did you touch the girl's dog but not Yuan Bao?"

Jin Jin was stunned, and netizens were stunned too.

[She wouldn't be hiding under someone's bed, would she?]

[Oh my god? This woman is truly extraordinary!]

[I told you there are immortal cultivators in this world!!!]