Thanks for the invitation: In ancient times, people shared children

The next day, Aunt Yu and Cuimei made breakfast, boiled some hot water and left.

Shuanzi didn't leave. He got up early, fed the animals, swept the floor, and then went into the house and didn't come out.

Instead, the old man Liu Tongsheng and the old lady Liu Lianhua in the head cat house broke with their usual behavior and had breakfast with everyone.

Pumpkin called out to the empty backpack in the main room, which was used to hold the big egg yesterday.

Little Pei looked over and saw that Changsui and Baifu were also full of curiosity.

The three of them were absent-minded while eating.

Liu Renben felt a little uncomfortable and told them to eat properly and not move around like monkeys.

Pei Zhu said: "Forget it, forget it, if you don't want to eat it, then don't eat it. I will take you to cook the egg later."

That egg!

Little Pei, who had already given up hope, suddenly perked up: "Really? Is it the egg from yesterday?"

"What else could it be?" Pei Zhu said, pretending to be nonchalant. "It just so happens that I've never tasted snake eggs before, so I'll just give it a try."

"Mom, we've eaten snake eggs before," Baifu said. "Grandma would find snake nests. When there was no food at home, she would find snake eggs for us to eat. But we've never eaten one this big and this beautiful. Is it really not a stone?"

Chang Sui said, "Mom, why don't we not eat it? Such a big egg can definitely be exchanged for a lot of money."

Liu Renben, his mother, and his wife exchanged a glance, refusing to allow for refusal. "Just eat if I tell you to. Why should you worry about money, little kids? Are you afraid I can't afford to support you?"

The long donkey face drooped, looking dark and fierce.

Changsui immediately fell silent.

Baifu whispered, "Dad, you can't eat stones."

Liu Renben felt a toothache after hearing this, but he couldn't just ignore her: "Cook it and see if it turns into rocks. Don't eat it, sell it."

When Pei Xiaohai saw that the donkey's face looked a little sad, he knew that he was bluffing.

After dinner, the family cleared the table and left the dishes soaking in the basin, no one bothered to wash them.

Liu Lianhua and Pei Zhu brushed the big egg with a bamboo brush and rice washing water, and then rinsed it with clean water. Liu Renben boiled a large pot of water and together with Pei Zhu, carried the egg into the pot to cook.

The three children, like the confused old man Liu Tongsheng, were of no help and were even a bit of a hindrance just standing by.

But they themselves don’t realize it.

They were somewhat patient with the children, but not Liu Tongsheng. He followed Liu Lianhua, mumbling over and over, "I don't like eggs, little Lianhua, do you hear me? I don't like eggs. Make me something else."

Liu Lianhua said in annoyance: "If you don't like it, don't eat it. You have no respect for your elders. I can make something else for you. It will make you so happy, old thing."

Liu Tongsheng didn't know what he heard, and said shyly: "Oh, I'm already so old, why are you still praising me like that?"

That feeling was exactly the same as when Liu Renben called her Zhuzhu, even greasy than lard.

Not to mention Pei Xiaohai, even Changsui and Baifu who could chat with him couldn't stand this.

Liu Lianhua really couldn't understand why she was so blind that she would leave so many good guys with good brains and instead find someone like this.

It must be because he gave her too many lard cakes, which made her blinded by lard.

If she had known what kind of person he was, she should not have been so greedy and should have thrown him out along with the lard cake.

It's not too late now. Maybe because she ate too much when she was young, she becomes confused when she eats sugary and oily things. She has long avoided lard cakes, and the next step is to avoid this old man as well.

"Stay away and avoid getting bumped into." Liu Lianhua elbowed him.

Liu Tongsheng approached relentlessly, "Xiao Lianhua, why are you so fierce? You're so old, why are you still hitting people? Come, let me see if your elbow hurts? Do you need to blow on it?"

Bae Joo: ...

Three children: ...

Liu Renben was touched and wiped his tears and said, "Zhuzhu, we must love each other like our parents in the future."

Before he could finish his words, his father received a beating, and his mother kicked him twice until he was able to walk independently. It was difficult for them to continue their visit.

Pei Zhu chased the children downstairs: "Let's go, let's go. You won't be able to get familiar with it in a short time. Don't stay here."

Liu Renben hurried to break up the fight, yelling angrily, "Mom, why are you like this again? Didn't you say you'd changed? Dad's already so confused, wouldn't hitting him on the head make him even more stupid? Why are you using a sieve to scoop him up? My dad's not a dumpling! Dad, why are you sticking your head up?"

Liu Tongsheng: "Hit here."

Liu Lianhua nodded: "Good boy, wait!"

She rolled up her sleeves and was about to pick up a weapon. The two of them were over a hundred years old in total. One was fighting with passion, and the other was being beaten like a gangster.

Little Pei watched with great interest, but was still kicked out.

Pei Zhu said to the three children sternly, "It is wrong to hit people."

Pei Xiaohai: "What if someone deserves a beating?"

"Then hit me." Pei Zhu changed the subject, "It's just a small one. Don't do it like your grandma. Others will think you're crazy."

Because of this temper, so many troubles have been caused...

Her mother-in-law is a heroine who is hard to rival.

Pei Zhu wiped the sweat off her forehead.

There was a lot of noise in the kitchen. By the time Liu Renben had persuaded his parents, the water in the pot was almost boiled dry.

In fact, it cannot be said that they were persuaded. The two of them were simply too old to make trouble.

But Liu Renben and his father firmly believed that the quarrel stopped because Liu Lianhua loved them and could not bear to kill them.

Liu Lianhua cursed: "I don't want to go to jail, otherwise I'll kill one of you two fools and save you the trouble."

Liu Tongsheng was as stubborn as a bull: "You are just saying that in anger. I don't believe it. If you don't love me, will you marry me?"

"I don't believe it either," Liu Renben said stubbornly, "Mom, you're such a fool! You're already quite old, yet you still say one thing and mean another. It's so heartbreaking! If you didn't love me, how could you have given birth to me?"

Liu Lianhua's face turned red with anger. She said she shouldn't be greedy! Her marriage was ruined by the lard cake, and her child was all thanks to that bowl of preserved vegetable braised pork.

Liu Tongsheng: "Look at your blushing face. It's not shameful to like us. Don't be embarrassed."

Liu Renben: “That’s right!”

Afraid that the eggs were not cooked enough, they added water twice. The eggs in the big pot became more and more fragrant as they cooked. The delicious aroma that people had never smelled before made them calm down.

An hour later, they boiled the water in the big pot until there was not a drop left, turned off the fire and prepared to crack the eggs to try.

Hitting it with wood or chopping it with a kitchen knife was of no use; it was only with an axe that a mark was barely left.

After a long time of effort, the egg finally cracked with a snap. Liu Renben wrapped the egg with a wet cloth soaked in cold water and stood it up to prevent the uncooked egg liquid from leaking out.

Liu Lianhua and Pei Zhu also carefully pried open the eggshell. Liu Tongsheng wanted to help, but he was too confused and no one dared to let him do it.

When Pei Xiaohai saw the eggshell membrane being cut by the scissors, the blue mist disappeared without a trace and dissipated in all directions.

Others couldn't see the blue mist, so Pei Zhu asked in confusion, "Why does this eggshell seem to have become brittle?"

No one thought much about it. After all, an egg becomes much easier to peel after it is opened, and this egg is probably the same.

Liu Lianhua looked inside the shell and frowned, "It's not cooked at all. Let's pour it out and stir-fry it."

Fried is fine, and no one is picky, except for old man Liu Tongsheng, who curled his lips and said, "I don't like fried food either!"

It's really disgusting!

Liu Lianhua: "Then go away. No one will let you eat."

"I don't want to! Why don't you take me to play?" Liu Tongsheng was still angry, and no one paid attention to him.

The sticky and clear liquid wrapped around a golden egg yolk was poured into the iron pot.

The fragrant food was mixed into a puddle, but it was not cooked!

The more you fry, the less there is.

Everyone was so annoyed that Liu Renben picked up the spoon, blew on it twice, and put it into his mouth.

Everyone:...

"How is it?" Pei Zhu asked cautiously.

Liu Renben's eyes lit up: "Delicious!"

As he spoke, he ignored everyone and just stood by the pot, drinking one spoonful after another. Not feeling satisfied, he simply picked up the long-handled iron spoon for cooking.

He didn't care even though his mouth was burned and blistered.

"Is this... really that delicious?" Everyone was shocked by the way he ate. Seeing that the food in the pot was getting less and less, they served a bowl to the children and Liu Tongsheng, and then they also started drinking with a spoon.

Pei Xiaohai held the bowl, looked at the glowing golden liquid inside, put his mouth close to it, and took a tentative sip.

Fishy, ​​sticky and smelly!

Like rotten eggs and a fish that has been dead for a long time!