After three years of marriage, the beautiful military wife takes her baby to look for her father
Chapter 102 My dad eats shit! Does your dad eat shit?
"Me too, it's a pity my dad isn't handsome!"
"We are all so envious of you."
"Why didn't your father live with you before? Was it because he was busy?"
"It must be because he's busy. My dad is also very busy. I heard he's busy catching bad guys!"
The children were chattering here.
Tuanzi felt even happier when he heard that they envied him.
That's great.
It’s great to have a dad!
They talked for a long time and everyone was very envious, but one child was unhappy.
"It's not just Tuanzi's dad who is handsome, I think my dad is the most handsome in the world!"
"Don't you all think your father is not good enough?"
"My dad can lift very heavy stones!" The child was also very proud of what he said. Tuanzi was a little anxious when he heard this, "My dad must be able to lift very heavy stones too!"
"Have you ever seen him lift it?"
Tuanzi was confused by this question.
He had only been with his father for two days, and there were some things he had never seen before.
"My dad is not only handsome and can lift stones, but he can also help my mom cook!"
This group has a say.
"My dad helps my mom cook, too!"
“My dad can box!”
"My dad can box too!"
"My dad can catch bad guys!"
"My dad can do that too!"
Several children immediately started competing with each other, and one of them had a louder voice than the other.
No one could say what Tuanzi said. The child who was dissatisfied at first listened to Tuanzi say another sentence.
He angrily replied, "My dad eats shit! Does your dad eat shit?"
Hearing this, Tuanzi was confused. He didn't know how to answer.
But he soon came to his senses.
He smiled apologetically at the child in front of him and said, "Then my dad loses. There's no way my dad would eat shit."
A few children were talking seriously here. Lu Nanfeng and the people living in the staff housing compound here just came back together.
As soon as the child blurted out those explosive words, he realized something was wrong and turned around to find his father standing behind him.
The soldier was so angry that he felt dizzy.
The children at home are quite naughty and play outside almost every day, so he takes the children home with him after training every afternoon.
He came here to pick up the child this afternoon, and came with the group leader.
The team leader said a few more words to him.
Who knew that when I got here I would hear a few little guys competing with each other.
No one came forward to disturb them, they just stood aside and watched.
This man was quite proud of himself, thinking that his son had clear ideas. But who knew that at the end he would say that he would eat shit, which really broke his defense!
"Guangyao, when do you say I eat shit?"
The soldier's face darkened as he spoke. He picked up his son's clothes and spanked him hard on the butt a few times. "When did you tell me I ate shit? Did you see it?"
Guangyao was being beaten while crying, "Dad, I just spoke too quickly, no!"
The soldier spanked his son hard on the buttocks, calling him a little bastard. The people around were watching the show, and knowing that he didn't hit him hard, they didn't step forward to stop him.
The main thing is that what I just said was really funny.
It would be fine if he was worse than his dad, but he actually got to the point of eating shit!
Lu Nanfeng looked at his son and saw that although he was young, he had clear thinking. After hearing the child opposite say that his father could eat shit, he immediately said that his father had lost.
Not bad, not bad, quite clever! Fortunately, his son is not the "filial son" next door!
It’s mainly because of Song Zhiya’s good guidance.
Now whenever Lu Nanfeng thought of them, he felt that Song Zhiya was really good.
"dad."
Tuanzi rushed over to Lu Nanfeng when he saw him.
He watched Guangyao being beaten and really didn't understand what was so funny.
Why do adults think it's so funny?
The reason he gave up was because his father couldn't eat shit.
Will Guangyao’s father eat it?
From what he said it seems that he won’t do that, but why should he be Guangyao?
Tuanzi's little head was full of doubts. He really couldn't figure it out, so he simply stopped thinking about it.
"Did you have fun today, Tuanzi?"
Lu Nanfeng patted Tuanzi's head and picked him up. "Is Mommy particularly busy today? Did Tuanzi help Mommy?"
"With the help of Aunt Fengxian and Aunt Chunhong, Mom is not so busy anymore. She even made delicious food for me during the day and took a nap!" Tuanzi hugged Lu Nanfeng's neck tightly, and the father and son talked as they walked.
Just then, Wang Aihua and another military wife came down from upstairs.
"Didn't you say they have a bad relationship? Captain Lu came to pick up his own son in person!"
Wang Aihua looked depressed because her husband was scolded when he went to the army yesterday.
I came back in the evening and beat her up. Although I didn't hit her in the face, her body was covered in bruises all over.
She is in pain!
She looked over there and wanted to curse, but as soon as she opened her mouth, she felt her whole face hurt.
I was beaten really badly last night.
I don’t know who is gossiping!
Wang Aihua was speechless. The people around him couldn't help but sneer in their hearts, thinking about how he had been talking about a lot of things a few days ago and was now showing off here.
This Wang Aihua is not a good person either!
The military wife thought about this and moved a little further away from her.
Lu Nanfeng brought Tuanzi back and smelled the fragrance coming from the kitchen. He put Tuanzi on the ground and said, "You play here. I'll go help your mother cook. I'll call you when it's time for dinner."
"it is good."
Lu Nanfeng entered the room and just as he turned to go into the kitchen, Song Zhiya came out with the dishes.
"I..." Seeing Song Zhiya already carrying the dishes, Lu Nanfeng felt a little embarrassed and pulled his clothes. "I will definitely come back earlier next time and help you cook."
Seeing his nervous look, Song Zhiya smiled and put the dishes on the table outside. "You've been training hard in the army. I don't have much to do at home except making medicinal meals, so I just cooked a little. I like it myself."
"Take the bowl and eat."
Song Zhiya put the dishes away, turned around and saw Tuanzi playing in the yard, and greeted him with a smile, "Tuanzi, come in, wash your hands and eat!"
Tuanzi came in quickly.
Song Zhiya stewed beef brisket with potatoes this morning, made sweet and sour pork ribs in the afternoon, and also had spicy shredded potatoes and scrambled eggs with tomatoes, which was Tuanzi's favorite.
It was indeed a little bit richer, but Song Zhiya felt that Lu Nanfeng's training in the army was also very hard, so he still needed to make up for it when necessary.
All the dishes were served on the table. Seeing Lu Nanfeng's strange expression, Song Zhiya wondered, "Do you think I'm a spendthrift?"
"It's not like every meal is like this, it's just..."
Before Song Zhiya could finish her words, Lu Nanfeng picked up a piece of meat and put it into her bowl. "It doesn't matter if you eat like this every day. As a man, I have the responsibility to support my family."
He had basically not used the allowance he received last month, and he planned to give some to Song Zhiya tonight.
No, not at all.
He calculated that he didn't have much to do every month. At most, he could help the children of some martyrs, which only required a small amount of money.
Then all the remaining money will be handed over to Song Zhiya.
Isn’t it true that men earn money to spend on women?
Lu Nanfeng had a plan in mind.
Song Zhiya looked at the meat in the bowl and then at Lu Nanfeng eating happily, and couldn't help but feel puzzled.
What on earth was this man thinking?
He was so resistant some time ago, but since he found out he was going to have a child, his attitude has completely changed 180 degrees.
However, Song Zhiya didn't care!
While eating, Tuanzi thought of what they had just talked about in the yard and couldn't help asking Song Zhiya, "Mom, I have something very confusing that I don't quite understand. Can I ask you?"
Hearing Tuanzi's question, Lu Nanfeng and Song Zhiya turned around to look at him.
"In the afternoon, a kid said his dad was really awesome, so we started competing, but the kid said his dad was really awesome and could even eat shit!"
Talking about this incident, the expression on Tuanzi's face is hard to describe. "I gave up later because I knew the shit was too smelly. My family would definitely not eat it, so why would Dad go?"
Song Zhiya looked at Tuanzi's expression, which changed from confusion at the beginning to a frown, and she didn't know what to say.
She and Lu Nanfeng looked at each other, and both of them had expressions that were hard to describe.
"Mom, do you think I'm right?"
Although her expression was hard to describe, Song Zhiya nodded. "That's right. Let's not compare ourselves with others on this kind of thing from now on, okay?"
“Comparison is not a good behavior.”
Song Zhiya said "tuanzi" twice and nodded, not quite understanding. "I also think this comparison is not very good. Later, the child who spoke was beaten by his father. His father and the other soldiers were laughing, and I didn't understand what they were laughing at."
Although Song Zhiya was not at the scene, after listening to Tuanzi's description, he could basically imagine what the scene was like at that time.
Two kids were talking about whose dad was more powerful, and one of them jumped out and said, "My dad is the most powerful and he can even eat shit."
If someone else says my dad can do it too, then we have to pay by the pound!
Later he might talk about how many pounds of shit his father can eat in one meal.
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