The eldest son is fierce

For a moment, everyone's ears perked up.

What's the point of watching a group of men in the second department walking their birds? Tang Yi and the three top courtesans' one, two, three are much more interesting than this!

Tang Yi's scalp exploded at that moment. Damn, what about the confidentiality you promised? This is how you guys kept it a secret from me!

"Uh, I'm just talking nonsense, don't believe me!"

"No, the three most beautiful women don't want to sleep with my brother Tang..."

Lin Bao hurried to make amends. Tang Yi wanted to give him a flying kick, but he said, "You'd better stop explaining. You're making things worse!"

"I know about this. My three secret agents have all recorded the affair between Tang Yi and the three beautiful courtesans."

At this time, a slightly old voice was heard.

Everyone looked in the direction of the sound and saw an old man with gray hair and a hunched back, carrying a bamboo basket.

With the appearance of the old man, Tang Yi clearly saw Ning Chuan, who was originally standing in front of him, hiding behind him almost in a flash.

Tang Yi immediately knew who the old man in front of him was. The person who could make Ning Chuan, the eighth best man in the world, so wary could only be the head of the third department of the Embroidered Uniform Guard. Mi Yi was very happy.

"Greetings, Mr. Mi." Seeing Old Man Mi, all the Jinyiwei present saluted respectfully.

Including the people in the second place who have already taken off all their clothes.

Although they were polite to each other, everyone still subconsciously kept a distance from Old Man Mic. If he got unhappy and gave them the Yin-Yang Powder, that would be very exciting.

These guys in the Second Department are not wearing any clothes, their main purpose is convenience!

"From the Second Division, get out of here! Stop being an eyesore!"

Old Man Mi stamped his foot and ordered them to leave: "Go back to your own way and don't get in the way of me making money, or I'll poison you to death!"

Su Kuang's face turned pale, but he didn't dare to refute. He just felt extremely humiliated.

Unexpectedly, even the humiliation they suffered was lost to Tang Yi's gossip. What a shame!

"Let's go." Su Kuang shouted coldly, and took the people from the Second Department to run around in humiliation.

As soon as the people from the second department left, the people from the other departments all looked at Old Man Mi. Tang Yi saw Old Man Mi hanging a bamboo basket on his arm, and then took out a few pieces of paper from his arms.

"You can't listen to the conversation between Tang Yi and the prince, so let's skip it and get straight to the point."

Old Man Mi cleared his throat, looked at the paper, and said, "As soon as the prince left, the three most popular courtesans sprang into action. Qiuju kept watch behind closed doors, Meixiang controlled Tang Yi's movements, and the courtesan Lvliu sat directly on Tang Yi's lap."

"Her slender waist twisted slightly, and she pinched Tang Yi's chin with her fingertips and said: The troublesome people have left, and the Marquis will be ours next. Don't worry, I will be very gentle."

"Then, Lvliu's hands started to become dishonest. They moved down Tang Yi's chest and then aggressively tore off Tang Yi's clothes..."

When everyone heard this, they thought of that scene in their heads and thought, "Oh my god, is it so exciting?"

Not to mention the three, four, five, and six places where one didn't know the truth, even the one place where one knew the truth was listened to with great interest at this time.

Tang Yi was stunned. The first half was true, but what the hell was that about the clothes being torn apart at the end? This was pure fabrication!

Spreading pornographic rumors!

But when he said this, Mickey Mouse's voice suddenly stopped.

He took the bamboo basket off his arm and put away the secret letter in his hand. "Below is the fee. If you want to know what happens next, pay first!"

"Ten taels of silver per person. If you are one tael short, I won't tell you."

"This is top secret. Apart from me, only His Majesty and the Commander-in-Chief have the right to review it in the entire Northern Pacification Division."

"After this village, there will be no such temple..."

Crackling!

Before he could finish his words, silver coins flew from all directions and landed in the bamboo basket.

The whole bamboo basket was almost full.

Lian Ningchuan and Xiao Di both lost money, and Xiao Di was the most generous, as he lost gold beans.

Tang Yi: “???”

Tang Yi looked at Ning Chuan and Xiao Di blankly. I considered you brothers, and you just sold me out like that?

"It's a rare occasion for Mr. Mi to tell a story, so we have to show our support." Ning Chuan said righteously.

Xiao Di was already squatting in front of Mr. Mickey, his chin supported by his hands, looking like a pug.

Brothers are brothers, but we still need to listen to brothers’ stories.

When they rushed in that day, Lvliu was pressing down Tang Yi. God knows if something good had happened before they rushed in?

At this time, Old Man Mi was a little confused looking at the basket full of silver.

Normally he would go out and tell stories, but he would talk until his mouth was dry and he couldn't make much money. But when he used Tang Yi as the material, he actually made a fortune?

This kid is really my God of Wealth!

Mickey Mouse immediately cleared his throat and said, "Since everyone is so enthusiastic, let's continue."

He opened the secret letter seriously and said, "I saw the courtesan Lvliu tear off Tang Yi's clothes, pick him up, and put him on the table..."

puff!

Tang Yi was about to vomit blood.

Damn, this is the situation. It’s obvious that Mr. Mickey just exaggerated a little.

But when it came out of his mouth, why did the meaning and artistic conception feel so strong, as if he, a grown man, was really being treated unfairly by those three women.

I feel like what's coming next is going to be something dramatic.

"Stop, stop, stop... Mr. Mi, you're getting more and more outrageous. You... wuuuu... wuuuu..."

Tang Yi hurried forward and wanted to stop him. The old man was blatantly spreading rumors, and the more he spoke, the more outrageous it became.

Before, Meixiang and the other two had spread the news that he had slept with three women in one night. If this news spread throughout Kyoto now, those young ladies in Kyoto would think that he, the little poet, was a playboy.

As soon as he finished speaking, Mickey Mouse looked at him and he felt as if his throat was strangled. He became speechless and couldn't say a word.

Damn, what's going on?

Tang Yi opened his eyes wide, his face full of surprise, but he found that many people looked at him with eyes full of pity.

He understood immediately. Needless to say, he must have been poisoned.

Damn, this old guy is worthy of being an intelligence officer. Not only is he good at spreading rumors, he is also so good at poisoning people. He suffered inexplicably.

No wonder even Ningchuan, the eighth best in the world, is afraid of him.

But can you just give me this poison? What if there's no antidote? Wouldn't that ruin my life?

"Don't worry, this is just an ordinary poison. When Mr. Mi feels good, I will detoxify you." Ning Chuan patted Tang Yi's shoulder and said.

Then, Tang Yi saw him sitting on the chair brought by Lin Bao, listening to Mi Lao's story with his hands folded.

The story was quite erotic. Mickey Mouse mixed half truth and half falsehood, and told it vividly, even describing the actions in great detail, which made all the men in the Embroidered Uniform Guard feel itchy.

Even Xiao Di and the other brothers were staring at Tang Yi in amazement. No wonder you forced us to keep it a secret. It turns out you had done so many things before we rushed in?

Tang Yi raised his head slightly and asked the sky silently!

He suddenly felt that the TV series might have some misunderstanding about the Jinyiwei. Look at the Jinyiwei in the TV series, which one of them didn't appear arrogant?

What happened? Now all the Jinyiwei were gathered here, listening to an old man's rumors with relish. What the hell was going on?

Tang Yi's lifelong reputation was ruined just like that!