Lying down in the Zerg and being fed by the breeder

If you stay in the room all the time, you will feel bored after a long time, even though you have a puppy to keep you company.

But puppies will get tired of being touched.

The long-awaited holographic game will take more than ten years to appear in prototype form, and decades to be officially released.

It's going to be a long wait.

But Zhu Yan was still searching in the game, preparing to play some other games to pass the time.

But after searching through it, I couldn't find one that I liked.

Zhu Yan suddenly understood why that game had so many players praising it even though it was just in its initial internal testing form and was so boring.

Because the games on the market nowadays are so boring, there is a feeling of powerlessness that even if you just take a look at them, you are wasting your life.

Let's just read the novel...

Zhu Yan was looking through the novels.

Although the content is a bit explicit and the subject matter is generally a bit monotonous, at least the plot is still watchable.

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At the end of the month, Zhu Yan was eating a bumper harvest of strawberries and watching his salary arrive in his account. He waved his hand and ordered a portion of crayfish to reward himself.

The next day was the beginning of the month and the doorbell rang again.

The optical brain showed that someone was delivering a test tube of diuretic.

Zhu Yan opened the door and found that the person who came this time was not a delivery robot, but a female insect.

She seems to be a military woman?

I don’t know, but I’m just being lazy.

She was wearing something revealing.

The female insect who delivered the test tube box was delighted when she saw the small and cute bamboo inkstone in front of her.

He whistled subconsciously, his eyes blazing as he praised, "You are truly a handsome male insect, sir."

When Zhu Yan heard the frivolous whistle, he realized something was wrong.

Hide quietly behind.

The female insect looked as if she wanted to tear herself apart.

However, the female insect seemed to have her limits and did not rush into the house. Instead, she first explained the reason for her visit.

"I apologize, Mr. Male Insect. Last month, several of you reported that delivery robots were breaking test tubes. Therefore, we now have dedicated staff delivering test tube boxes."

After saying this, he gestured to the test tube box in his hand to show that he had no ill intentions.

Seeing this, Zhu Yan breathed a sigh of relief. As long as he wasn't a pervert, it was fine.

Then he took small steps forward, trying to catch the box.

The female insect in front of him was very tall. As soon as Zhu Yan raised his hand, he was directly hugged into the arms of the female insect in front of him.

His face was even pressed against the exposed skin of the female insect.

You can even feel the temperature of the other person's body rising rapidly!

Zhu Yan:!!!

"Mr. Male Insect, please be careful when walking."

The female insect's teasing voice came from above, and her hand began to touch the small male insect's soft waist: "Your Highness is so soft and fragrant. This faint fragrance is the smell of your pheromone, right?"

rogue! ! !

The bamboo inkstone responds directly to the stress.

He slapped the female insect in the face, and before she could react, he snatched the test tube box and ran into the house.

Then stand next to the alarm button with a vigilant look.

Ready to press at any time.

And the female insect was slapped.

But he didn't look angry at all. Instead, his face was full of excitement, and he even seemed a little reluctant to leave.

Zhu Yan became even angrier when he saw his reaction.

Another pervert!

Seeing that the little male insect's resistance was too strong, the female insect gave up the idea of ​​teasing him any further.

He took out a postcard from his pocket and put it aside: "Goodbye, my lovely male insect. I think our pheromones are very compatible. If you are interested, you can add my optical computer number and we will keep in touch."

After saying this, he looked at Zhu Yan meaningfully.

Then he got up and left.

Zhu Yan: Get out!

As the door closed, Zhu Yan immediately stepped forward, picked up the postcard, and tore it to pieces.

Why keep in touch?

Isn't this pure perversion?

The cleaning robot immediately stepped forward and cleaned up the scraps of paper on the ground.

Xiao Wang: [Host, calm down...]

Zhu Yan: [Calm down! He's just teasing me!]

Xiao Wang: [Most of the female insects in this plane are like this, in order to obtain pheromones or diuretics.

When encountering a beautiful or cute male insect, they will show their charm to the male insect.

The Zerg are a race that seeks pleasure under the influence of pheromones. Female Zerg are responsible for reproduction, so naturally they have greater needs in that area.

Moreover, normal male insects do not have this reaction of the host. Most male insects do not mind having a one-night stand.

If it suits your taste, it might even turn into a one-night stand and become your lover.

Bamboo Inkstone: [……]

Xiao Wang: [So the host needs to get used to it.]

Zhu Yan looked unhappy. He was used to it!

In the following days, Zhu Yan was extremely vigilant. When he submitted the diuretic again, the whole insect hid in the cat's nest.

Sure enough, the three female insects that came over this time wanted to get closer to me.

Zhu Yan hid in the cat's nest the whole time, turning a deaf ear to the "harassment" outside.

When receiving the test tube box, the housekeeper will sign for it and he will never show up.

It’s been a long time.

Xiao Wang also noticed that the employee turnover in this position was unusually high: [It's been three months, and all the new employees are still new. It seems like they're randomly rotated.]

Zhu Yan: [But both of them are very noisy.]

And unknowingly.

Six months passed like this.

Zhu Yan is no longer surprised by those 'abnormal' female insects.

She is very familiar with hiding and can ignore teasing words.

Isn’t this a big step forward for socially anxious cats?

After submitting the task of soothing agent again.

Zhu Yan immediately took his snacks and fruits and hid in the cat's bed, reading a novel while eating snacks.

The inspector arrived on time. Zhu Yan put on earplugs and prepared himself to be teased again.

But this time he miscalculated. From the acceptance to the end, until the door was closed and the inspector left.

It's all very quiet.

Bamboo inkstone:?

Could it be a fraud?

Close the door first, pretend to leave, and then trick yourself out of the cat's nest?

After hesitating for a long time, Zhu Yan carefully stuck his head out and looked around.

The house was empty.

However, from Zhu Yan's perspective, he could see that there was still something on the table.

It’s the contact information again.

Or a room number or something.

Zhu Yan walked to the table helplessly and was about to throw the thing into the trash can, only to find that what was on the table was not a note.

It's a small bag of delicious looking snacks.

Zhu Yan was very curious: "Food?"

The small bag looked very delicate. Zhu Yan looked at the packaging which did not have any logo on the outside.

Or is it purely handmade?

After scanning and confirming that there were no harmful ingredients, Zhu Yan opened it and took a bite out of curiosity.

As the food entered his mouth, Zhu Yan's eyes lit up: "Xiao Wang! This is delicious! You should try it too!"

Let me try! Let me try!

Xiao Wang, who is also a foodie, immediately ran out of the cat bed and squatted at Zhu Yan's feet.

Afraid that the housekeeper would discover that there was an extra dog in the house, Zhu Yan hurriedly took the puppy back to the cat's nest.

Then I fed him one piece.

The puppy ate with a smacking sound and praised sincerely: [It’s really delicious! ]