Lying down in the Zerg and being fed by the breeder

Ahem! Off topic! Off topic!

In order to take good care of the eggs in the future and better fulfill the responsibilities of a male father.

Zhuyan has specially collected a lot of videos for beginners, so you can follow them and practice step by step.

It is not difficult to see from the explanations of various videos that normal and healthy insect eggs are actually very solid and will not be damaged by ordinary bumps and collisions.

In pursuit of authenticity, Zhu Yan even bought a simulated model egg to practice with.

At the beginning, Zhu Yan was very responsible and always treated it as his own baby.

As long as the insect eggs make a "drip" sound, they will emit pheromones to them, and they will also wipe their eggshells regularly.

Lan Ci watched from the side and felt very relieved.

Until one day, the egg suddenly made a "beep beep" sound in the middle of the night, waking up Zhu Yan who was sleeping soundly three times in a row. Zhu Yan was so angry that he directly broke the battery of the egg.

Lan Ci: ...

Silently touched his belly.

Fortunately, the baby insects don’t cry when they are in the eggs, let alone in the middle of the night.

There is only so much basic care for insect eggs, and it would take more than a few episodes to complete. However, for the sake of traffic, some videos will also teach some harmless things.

So Zhu Yan, who accepted all the videos, also learned more and more things from these videos.

For example, the exquisite dressing of insect eggs;

How to make clothes from insect eggs;

How to draw expressions on insect eggs... In short, there are a lot of them.

However, what Zhu Yan didn't understand the most was why in so many teaching videos, they painted eggs with beautiful patterns into smooth solid-colored eggs.

Probably to facilitate their painting.

But it looks so pretty with patterns...

So beautiful!

Zhu Yan was very unhappy: "Anyway, I will never paint mine and A Ci's eggs a solid color!"

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……

The days passed.

The insect eggs began to form shells, becoming more and more solid.

Soon it was time to lay eggs.

This time it was not Lan Qing's turn to run away. After Jing Jian learned the news, he gave Lan Qing a holiday.

When Lan Qing arrived, the insect egg had just been laid. It was a large green egg, lying intact in the incubator.

Compared to Lan Qing and Lan Ci's happiness.

Zhu Yan felt like the sky was falling.

Because this insect egg...it doesn't have beautiful patterns!

How can there be no beautiful patterns?

Could it be that this egg was actually born prematurely and came out before it was fully developed?

Is it too late to put it back in now? But whether my wife is willing to let me put it back in is also a question...

No, maybe the pattern will grow later.

It just takes time. Maybe after a few days, the pattern will slowly emerge...

Thinking of this, Zhu Yan breathed a sigh of relief.

Grow some patterns soon, my lovely baby~

(*?w?)

*

Lan Qing and Lan Ci were chatting and laughing. The doctor also came to do a routine check on the insect eggs. When he turned around, he saw Zhu Yan staring at the eggs in the incubator without blinking.

Doctor: "Master Zhu Yan, do you like insect eggs so much?"

Hearing the doctor say this, Lan Ci also smiled happily.

Zhu Yan pointed and said, "It seems to have no patterns..."

The doctor was stunned for a moment.

Lan Ci: "Ayan, because it's a male insect."

Zhu Yan: “Ah?”

What do you mean?

Don't tell me this thing is so ugly?!

Thinking that this male insect was not very old, the doctor patiently explained, "Yes, the absence of patterns means that the egg will hatch into a precious little male. The patterned egg is a female, and the pattern inside can be used to distinguish whether it is a military female or a sub-female."

Bamboo inkstone: (.??︿??.)

Oh, so that’s it. I learned that. It’s really interesting.

In other words, this child will be ugly in the future.

Zhu Yan was so upset that she couldn't even cry. She glanced at the eggs in the incubator and felt disgusted: "There's not even a pattern on them. How ugly!"

Xiao Wang: [Wow? Host, this is a male insect. Male insects don't have markings! Are you listening to the doctor?]

Laying eggs is painless for female insects.

Lan Ci did not feel any discomfort and stayed in the hospital for two days until the doctor finished the examination of the worm eggs.

I went through the procedures in the medical warehouse and then went home.

Lan Ci was still a little excited when transferring the green insect eggs from the incubator to the incubation room.

Lan Ci: "Ayan, it's a male insect."

Lan Ci was very fond of this insect egg without insect markings: "I didn't expect that my first egg would be a male insect."

Zhu Yan: “Yeah.”

Forget it, as long as my wife is happy, it doesn’t matter if the child is ugly.

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Lan Qing was carefully wiping the insect eggs.

Zhu Yan suddenly realized that his two wives were twins: "Twins are two eggs? Or double yolk eggs?"

Lan Ci answered patiently, "There are both. Lan Qing and I are the first type. We were very noisy when we were pregnant with two babies. We often fought inside the dam's belly."

Zhu Yan's fingers moved slightly. Two wives fighting?

It sounds so cute...

Two cute wives, you punch me and I kick you...

I really want to hold them both in my arms and give them a kiss!

Bamboo inkstone: ?(? ???w??? ?)?

Lan Ci continued explaining, "As for double-yolked eggs, they're more troublesome. The chances of them appearing are very small, but once they do, there's a high chance they'll hatch into deformed or conjoined larvae."

"Usually when it's discovered, doctors will intervene in the stomach or directly implant something like a diaphragm to make them two eggs."

"If the intervention fails and a double-yolked egg is laid, we need to continue to intervene inside the egg to prevent them from growing together."

"Of course, there are also those who, after discovering that their attempts to interfere with the stomach have been unsuccessful, choose to endure the pain and kill one directly."

In short, it is very troublesome and pitiful.

(Zhu Yan's summary: Therefore, double-yolk eggs are suitable for pancakes, stir-frying, making egg custard, and egg fried rice, but not for hatching cubs.)

After placing the insect eggs, Zhu Yan and the others left.

The bare insect egg just stayed in the incubator naked. It was such a poor insect egg, without any clothes to wear.

There isn't a single pattern on his body...

I still want patterns...

So, Zhu Yan, tossing and turning restlessly, secretly placed an order for insect egg painting pigments in the middle of the night.

On the same night after receiving the goods, he quietly ran to the incubation room and used his artistic talent to paint exquisite patterns on the bare eggshells.

Don’t worry, baby, it’s not your fault that you are ugly.

A handsome father can still make you look pretty!

e(*?w?)_/?:?☆

(Insect Egg: ...)

After waking up, I simply washed up.

Lan Ci walked into the incubation room, ready to continue chatting with the cute baby in the eggshell.

But when he saw the intricate patterns on the egg, Lan Ci froze in place and rubbed his eyes in disbelief.

The insect eggs have patterns?!

I've never heard of patterns growing from the back?

Could it be that it didn't develop fully in the belly?

But the doctor said it was okay.

Lan Ci nervously observed the direction of the pattern, trying to determine whether it was a sub-female or a military female.

But the pattern in front of him was something he had never seen before, nor was it written in the book. Moreover, it was a rare multicolored color with various forks, making it impossible to tell whether it was a female species.

Lan Ci was very flustered.

His insect eggs...could there really be something wrong with them?