Lying down in the Zerg and being fed by the breeder

After the heavy iron lumps were activated, they moved very flexibly and greeted Zhu Yan happily: "Hello, respected male insect, I am your life robot insect, you can call me little butler."

Oh...it's a bug, not a person.

Zhu Yan tried to give an order: "Then I will take a bath after dinner."

The housekeeper said: "Okay, I'm instructing the program to boil water~"

Sure enough, he heard the sound of boiling water in the shower room. Zhu Yan was very satisfied. Then he opened the takeaway he had been longing for and prepared to enjoy his own meal.

The young housekeeper was planning to do some housework, and then he saw his little master carefully peeling the lobster shell with his delicate white hands.

He immediately stepped forward and snatched the work from Zhu Yan's hands: "The lobster's shell is hard. What if it scratches your delicate hand? Let me do it."

After saying that, he started to process the shrimp shells skillfully, much faster than Zhu Yan.

Bamboo Inkstone: (?⊿?)?

You know what, this little housekeeper is quite considerate.

Hearing Zhu Yan praising the housekeeper like this, Xiao Wang was naturally dissatisfied and became inexplicably jealous: [Host, I am also very considerate.]

Zhu Yan rubbed the puppy's head: [Yes, you are also my considerate baby. ]

Xiao Wang: [Hee hee?????]

Although he had money in his pocket, Zhu Yan was not one to be frugal. He decisively bought himself a membership and started watching cartoons.

Then enjoy the feeding from the little housekeeper.

Ah, this comfortable life.

……

Zhu Yan ate a large plate of lobster and was full.

The housekeeper cleaned up the mess quickly, then turned on the water heater in the bathroom and started filling the bathtub with hot water.

Not long after, the housekeeper came to remind Zhuyan that it was time to take a bath.

Walking into the bathroom, Zhu Yan tested the water temperature.

The water temperature is right, the music is right, and the petals are right.

The whole insect was soaked in the comfortable warm water. Zhu Yan took a sip of the prepared drink and squinted his eyes comfortably.

Not bad, not bad. This is the life I want.

Zhu Yan was in a good mood, closed his eyes and rested, calling out to the system in his mind: "Xiao Wang, I'm bored right now. Can you explain the social situation of this plane in more detail?"

Xiao Wang: [Yes, host.]

Xiao Wang: [This plane has a system of one male and multiple females. The reason for the current situation is that the gap between the number of male and female insects is too large.

Adhering to the principle that scarcity makes things valuable, and considering that male insects are a weak group, the country has given male insects a noble status, provided them with many political benefits, and even set up a special male insect protection association.

The host has also experienced the welfare benefits of male insects. Just like now, he is well fed and enjoying a comfortable bath, with a caring smart butler serving him tea and water.

Even a male insect who becomes a useless host can enjoy such preferential treatment. Of course, these are not all free. The employees of the Male Insect Association also need to eat.

Therefore, at the beginning of each month, the staff of the Male Insect Association will distribute a certain number of test tubes containing pheromones to each male insect.

Sometimes what is needed is diversion pheromones, sometimes what is needed is soothing pheromones, and so on.

The male insects that receive the test tubes are required to hand them over before the middle of each month, filling them with pheromones. This is an obligation that every male insect must fulfill.

The male insects submit concentrated dilution agents. After being handed over to the association, these dilution agents will undergo a series of operations such as purity testing and dilution, and finally appear on various shelves to be purchased and used by female insects in need.

The effectiveness of pheromones is linked to the male insect's mental strength. The stronger the mental strength, the better the pheromones it releases, and the higher the price.

This is also the specific reason why male insects with higher mental strength receive more star coins in monthly subsidies.

At this point, Xiao Wang inserted a digression: [By the way, because the host is weak and has a miserable life experience, plus he looks really cute.

The Male Insect Association is worried that the host won't be able to submit the required amount of pheromones before mid-month, so as a special case, they've decided to postpone the host submission deadline by a week to see how things go.

Zhu Yan couldn't help but complain: [What a waste. ]

Xiao Wang: [Host, the term "waste"... was something you requested back then.]

Bamboo inkstone: (｀⌒′ )

The water temperature gradually became colder, and the little housekeeper began to urge his little master insect. As soon as Zhu Yan stood up from the bathtub, the little housekeeper wrapped him tightly in a bath towel and carried him out.

Zhu Yan:?!

The young housekeeper said righteously: "The little master is weak, and must not get frozen."

Zhu Yan: “…”

At this moment, he wanted to refute, but when he thought of this useless body...Okay, you are right.

Stretching and yawning, Zhu Yan let the housekeeper wipe him clean. Then he returned to the bed dry and rolled around happily.

Zhu Yan: "My favorite thing in the whole house is this bed. It's so big and wide, I can roll around freely."

Xiao Wang: [Oops, host, this is just a standard-sized adult bed.]

Zhu Yan: [Hmm?]

Xiao Wang: [But it is true, it is indeed a large bed for the current host.]

Zhu Yan: [What do you mean?]

Xiao Wang scratched his head: [Host, is it possible that you haven't noticed yet? That's right, you've been sleeping the past two days.]

Zhu Yan tugged at his hair: [I know, my hair is white, it's a side effect of my mental damage.]

Xiao Wang: [No...it's just that your body size is very small even among male insects of the same age.

The small stool you sit on, the dining table and other furniture are actually adjustable.

It's just that the staff in charge of the renovation adjusted them to a suitable height for you in advance.

Zhu Yan blinked, and as his memory came back to him, the lazy cat finally realized something was wrong.

The refrigerator is so big that you have to stand on tiptoe, the bed is huge, the ceiling height of the house is high, and the door is also a bit tall...

Zhu Yan immediately ran to the housekeeper who was cleaning, pointed at himself, and asked, "Housekeeper, how tall am I now?"

The butler immediately scanned the subject and then reported his height with a smile: "Little Master, after scanning and confirmation, your current height is 149.7cm."

!!!∑(°Д°ノ)ノ

Zhu Yan: “How much??!”

Thinking the little master didn't hear clearly, the little housekeeper repeated it again: "149.7cm."

Zhu Yan: “…”

After a long silence, Zhu Yan asked again, "How old am I this year?"

The young housekeeper suddenly realized that the little master insect was testing him, and immediately replied proudly and loudly: "I know, the little master insect is 20 years old this year!"

Zhu Yan: Poof!

A mouthful of old blood spat out.

Zhu Yan's sky finally collapsed.

How tall is a 20-year-old male insect?

How can a cat get married?!

Zhu Yan returned to his room in a daze. Unable to bear the blow, he lay on the bed and burst into tears.

Xiao Wang was in a panic: [Ahhh, Host, please stop crying! Just listen to me. We can still grow taller.]

Zhu Yan: [You still want to deceive me after all this.]

Xiao Wang: [I'm not lying. Zerg have three stages of growth. The first stage isn't really about growing taller; it's primarily about pheromones and mental strength. The third stage is the key to growing taller.]

Hearing this, Zhu Yan stopped crying and asked with a twitching nose: [Really?]

Xiao Wang nodded vigorously: [Really! Zerg have a longer lifespan, if you calculate it.

This rag doll's body should still be in a relatively young state, strictly speaking, it's still a child.

Zhu Yan: [Okay, then I won’t cry anymore.]