Lying down in the Zerg and being fed by the breeder

Every time before eating his favorite food, Zhu Yan has a small ritual.

For example, this time we want to eat crayfish.

He took a nice hot bath.

Lan Ci is also an insect that pays attention to the rituals of life.

Therefore, there are always some flower petals or sliced ​​fragrant fruits floating in the pool where Zhu Yan takes a bath.

And there are a few drops of essential oil that is said to be skin-care.

Chi Gui was sneaking around and looking around.

Seeing that no one around noticed him, he ran towards the bathroom where Zhu Yan was.

Then wrapped in a small bath towel.

Lying beside the bathtub, staring at Zhu Yan eagerly.

Zhuyan: ...

Zhu Yan: "How about coming in and taking a bath together?"

Isn’t this what you’ve been waiting for?

Chi Gui immediately jumped into the bathtub, making excuses for himself: "Zhu Yan, since you said so, as your good friend, of course I can't refuse."

Zhuyan: ...

Then you get out.

Chi Gui let out a satisfied moan as he immersed his entire body in the warm, slightly scalding water. "It's so comfortable, Zhu Yan, you really know how to enjoy yourself. I feel so pitiful in comparison."

"There's clearly a bath at home, but I'm always so busy that I don't have time to enjoy it."

Zhu Yan: "Why do you want to participate in the performance? Most male insects want to participate in charity work because of the education they received."

"What about you? You must be the same as me, a fish that slipped through the education net."

(PS: This is a loophole in Zerg education.)

Chi Gui stammered and tried to find an excuse for himself: "Because... I'm happy? Or is it lively?"

Zhu Yan: "Lively?"

"Yeah." Chi Gui stretched his limbs: "The place where I used to live was full of desolation."

"Every day I struggle to survive, fighting to the point of bleeding for a bite to eat."

"I'm considered quite good. At least I don't have to worry about food. Compared to other people, I'm doing pretty well."

“But there’s really no end in sight to that kind of life.”

"I often wondered what the point of living in this muddle-headed way was."

"The mind is tense, fighting day after day for a hope that seems to have no hope at all."

"Later, when I felt I was going to die, I was actually very happy. And then when I found out I didn't die, I was even happier."

Chi Gui continued, "As soon as I opened my eyes, I was met with the caring gazes of those around me. They treated me with care and coaxed me in every way. I almost thought I had arrived at the legendary paradise..."

"Except you, the lazy one."

Zhu Yan retorted: "How am I being lazy? I'm just trying to minimize my presence."

Chi Gui: "Hey, listen to what you said. You want to lower your presence? Your presence is so strong..."

At that time, it was clear that the two doctors were closest to Chi Gui, but when Chi Gui opened his eyes, the first thing he saw was a white-haired beauty.

That's why I thought I went to heaven after I died.

……

Why did you want to participate in the performance?

The reason given by Chi Gui could not completely convince Zhu Yan, so he chose to continue searching - he quickly called Xiao Wang and asked Xiao Wang to help him find out.

Not a moment.

Xiao Wang took the information he had looked up and started reading.

Xiao Wang: [Host, do you remember what Chi Gui was doing when you saw him through the screen?]

Zhu Yan recalled for a moment and then shook his head.

I have completely forgotten everything. I only know that after a round of selection, he chose Chi Gui at first sight.

Xiao Wang: [He was participating in a debut competition at the time.]

[When you, the host, saw him, the competition had already ended. The contestants who made it to the final round were taking their final bow.]

[Chi Gui was ranked first, so he was in the center. This might be why the host saw him first.]

Zhu Yan suddenly understood.

Chi Gui worked hard to achieve such good results.

As a result, before he could make great progress in his career, the virus crisis struck.

The order is broken and there is nothing left.

All efforts were in vain.

No wonder I’m so obsessed with performing here.

……

Take a good hot bath.

Then wipe yourself clean and smell good.

Zhu Yan, with a happy mood, began to concentrate on enjoying the peeled crayfish.

Chi Gui also followed suit and was inhaled by the hurricane.

Zhuyan: ...

Zhu Yan: "You are already a famous male insect, so at least pay attention to your image."

Chi Gui: "It's okay, we have a good relationship, there's no need to do those empty things."

Zhu Yan: "You have so much food in your bowl, but you don't want to eat it. Why do you have to take it from mine?"

Chi Gui: "It's just my personal preference. I can't eat other people's food. I always think the food in your bowl tastes better!"

Zhu Yan: “…”

Then I’ll grab what’s in your bowl too!

With this in mind, the two of them inexplicably started a food fight, picking food from each other's bowls and neither of them gave in.

Xiao Wang: [Host, you two look so childish...]

Zhu Yan: [Want to be banned again? ]

Little Wang stopped talking. Looking at the host who was enjoying the feast of fish and meat, he lowered his head and gnawed the cucumber in his arms with a wronged look on his face.

Woo woo woo, losing weight is so painful.

I feel like I'm becoming unhappy...

*

A few more days passed.

Iriko's break was over and he returned to the army.

Chi Gui at night when his wife is not at home.

He began to "occupy" the bamboo inkstone.

He hugged the pillow and lay down on Zhuyan's bed, saying that he wanted to have a long talk with his good friend all night.

Lan Ci, Jing Jian, Lan Qing:?!

Do you think that's possible?

Chi Gui relied on his status as a male insect and his petite body to cling to Zhu Yan tightly.

After a stalemate, he actually won the ownership of the beauty for the night.

Zhu Yan stretched out on the bed in his bedroom, looking at Chi Gui, whose eyes were shining. "What's up with that expression on your face? Are you planning to do something?"

Chi Gui immediately shook his head: "You are wronging me. I just want to sleep with a beautiful woman."

Zhu Yan: [Why do I feel that Chi Gui prefers male insects to female insects?]

Xiao Wang: [In the apocalypse, life is about eating whatever you want. Just being alive is good enough. Why would there be so many gender requirements? As long as you look good, it's fine.]

[Chi Gui doesn't care about this, of course. The reason he's been single is because his attribute is 0.]

[But that resource-scarce place was truly a bit too chaotic, and he couldn't stand it, so he kept himself clean.]

[After arriving at this plane, the attribute was forced to change from 0 to a weak 1.]

Zhu Yan glanced at Chi Gui beside him.

It turns out that the attribute is wrong.

[And the most important point is that Chi Gui has poor eyesight and always manages to step on landmines accurately.]

[Even if three good people stood in front of him, he would turn around and find a bad guy from nowhere.]

After being backstabbed so many times, he became a lone ranger.

[However, he still couldn't escape the fate of being backstabbed, and was ultimately killed.]

Zhu Yan: Ah...

Poor eyesight, stepping on landmine accurately?

So that's why she chose the only male insect among so many female insects?

Xiao Wang whispered: [Host, let me reveal another little secret to you.]

Bamboo Inkstone: [Say.]

Xiao Wang was coy: [Don't look at Yiliko as a quiet guy, but he really likes to tease Chi Gui. He often teases Chi Gui to tears in bed.]

Oh, this kind of thing...

……

Ok?

Zhu Yan reacted: [How did you know? ]

Xiao Wang felt a little guilty: [Uh.]

Zhu Yan: [Go to the small dark room and run your running wheel.]

Xiao Wang screamed silently...