Slaying God: The Agent of the Ancestral Witch, Starting with the Nine-Turn Mysterious Art

The sky above Baima Pass.

A wooden carriage drifted 360 degrees and stopped in front of the Greek gods, with the music of the shrimp-catching family playing on it.

The servant boy did not say anything, but used international gestures to communicate "friendly" with the Greek gods from a distance.

The Greek gods were immediately furious. A man with red hair, a slightly bald head, a red red nose like a clown, a fat body and a beer belly chased after them.

The servant boy was so frightened that he quickly turned the carriage around. The four divine horses galloped away wildly, and their sixteen legs were almost sending out sparks.

"Dead horse, quick legs!"

"No, Dead Legs, Fast Horse!"

The servant boy's face was pale and he was so frightened that he could not speak coherently.

Behind him, Dionysus, the Greek god of wine from Olympus, chased after the carriage, holding a golden wine jug.

"You dare to challenge us Greek gods? I'll tear your head off and use it as a wine jug!"

Dionysus flicked open the golden wine jug with his thumb, took a big gulp, and his speed increased instantly!

The servant was horrified. "Holy crap, drinking alcohol can make you stronger? Gu Tianchen is worthy of being the Greek god of wine. He never lied to me!"

Dionysus exuded surging divine power all over his body, stretched out his big hand and grabbed the servant boy!

Seeing Dionysus getting closer and closer, the servant boy suddenly had an idea. He opened the door of the carriage and hid behind it.

The Greek god of wine, transformed into a stream of light, dived into the carriage.

Snapped!

The book boy closed the door instantly and said with a smile: "Close the door and beat the dog. Go and tell the teacher!"

Inside the carriage, Master Chen looked at Dionysus calmly.

"Wine is a poison that penetrates the intestines. Drinking too much will do no good. So, have a cup of tea to sober up."

Master Chen pushed a cup of steaming Pu'er tea in front of the Greek god of wine, emitting a rich tea aroma.

"Thank you... Bah, old man, I'm here to fight, not to drink tea, don't try to fool me with these things!" Dionysus suddenly reacted.

Master Chen smiled slightly, "Haha, don't be impatient. It won't be too late to fight after we finish this cup of tea."

Dionysus looked at the hot tea with suspicion, then looked at Master Chen, "Is there any poison in your tea?"

Master Chen smiled and said, "You are joking, sir. What kind of poison can kill a god of the Lord God level?"

"I am a scholar. I disdain such despicable means as poisoning."

"Humph, even if you poison me, I'm not afraid. The wine in this flask has the effect of detoxifying."

Seeing Master Chen's righteous spirit and confidence in his wine, Dionysus picked up the teacup and took a sip.

"Well, it's worthy of being Daxia's tea, it tastes good."

Dionysus imitated Master Chen, blew a few breaths, and drank most of it.

"Okay, we've had our tea, let's get started!"

Dionysus rolled up his sleeves and was ready to fight Master Chen.

Master Chen raised the corner of his mouth slightly and said slowly: "Don't worry, don't worry, wait a little longer."

Dionysus frowned, "Waiting for what?"

Master Chen smiled and said, "Wait until the medicine takes effect."

Dionysus's expression suddenly changed, "You...!"

As he spoke, Dionysus suddenly felt a sharp pain in his abdomen, his stomach was churning, and he felt very uncomfortable.

Dionysus quickly grabbed his wine jug and took a few gulps of wine, which relieved the pain in his stomach a little.

"what!"

The enraged Dionysus threw a fierce punch at Master Chen, but was blocked by the latter's state of mind.

"You're such a wicked old man! You promised to treat me to tea with courtesy first, but you ended up secretly poisoning my tea!"

"Didn't you say that you scholars wouldn't do something like poisoning?!"

Master Chen said seriously, "Please don't wrongly accuse a good person. The substance in the tea was put there by my servant. It has nothing to do with me."

"Besides, there's no poison in the tea."

Dionysus angrily demanded, "What is that?"

"A laxative, plus a little bit of hangover medicine. I was afraid the dosage wasn't enough, so I poured all the powder Gu Tianchen gave me in."

"Don't you think your teacup is much bigger than Master's? I picked that big one just for you because I was afraid it wouldn't be enough."

"Don't worry, the price won't increase if you increase the quantity."

The servant's voice came from outside.

"You little bastard! And you added hangover medicine?!" Dionysus asked angrily while holding his stomach.

The servant said seriously, "Gu Tianchen said that you, the Greek god of wine, can become stronger by drinking. To prevent you from becoming stronger, the amount of hangover medicine is larger than that of laxative."

"By the way, Gu Tianchen asked me to give you a gentle reminder. After drinking this hangover medicine, you can't drink alcohol again. It will accelerate the effect of the laxative."

"He asked the Wood God Ju Mang to make this specifically for you, the Greek God of Wine."

Dionysus then realized why the guy outside did a tailspin and stopped closest to him. It turned out that he was waiting for me there!

"I'm talking to you guys... Gululu..."

Just as Dionysus was about to have an attack, he felt a sudden cramp in his stomach and started to make gurgling sounds.

"You guys, just wait for me!"

Dionysus used all his strength, raised his hand to blast open the Master's mind, covered his stomach, and fled away.

The servant boy sitting in the carriage held his stomach and rolled over with laughter.

Master Chen rolled his eyes at him and said unhappily, "Don't ask me and that kid Gu Tianchen to bring me along for this kind of trouble in the future."

The servant boy asked seriously, "Master, didn't you teach me that the best strategy is to defeat the enemy without fighting?"

"We just used a cup of tea to make this Greek god of wine lose his fighting power. Don't you think it's great?"

Master Chen stroked his beard and thought for a moment, then said with a smile, "Haha, that's pretty cool."

"Do you have any more laxatives? This time I'll be the bait, and you give the other party tea."

……

Over Chennan Pass.

"Ride my beloved little motorcycle~"

“It never gets stuck in traffic.”

Lu Wuwei, with a little yellow duck spinning on his head, rode an electric scooter and came to an Indian god.

"Vayu, the Indian wind god, right? Here's your takeaway, please sign for it."

Lu Wuwei handed the takeaway box in his hand to the confused Fengshen Fayu with a serious look on his face.

"No, how did you get up here?!"

Lu Wuwei replied seriously, "I just rode it up."

The corner of the Wind God Fayou's mouth twitched slightly, and he raised his hand and swung out a wind blade, which turned into afterimages in the air and rushed towards Lu Wuwei from all directions!

Lu Wuwei twisted the handle of the electric scooter, the wheels spun wildly, and a golden spherical energy barrier appeared, protecting his entire body.

The sharp wind blade slashed on the golden protective shield, leaving only a few tiny cracks.

"Mi Tuan takeout, mission accomplished!"

"Wind God Fayu, please sign for your delivery!"