Slaying God: The Agent of the Ancestral Witch, Starting with the Nine-Turn Mysterious Art

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The drone fired a paint bullet, hitting a recruit, and the unlucky Wang Liang fainted.

Two instructors rushed out of the woods with evil smiles on their faces, and carried Wang Liang into the grove with a look of evil humor on their faces.

Lin Qiye raised his eyebrows, "I have a bad feeling..."

Cao Yuan narrowed his eyes, "Why do I feel that this brother has lost his integrity in his later years..."

Gu Tianchen had already seen through everything, "Sometimes, living is more painful than death."

Lin Qiye looked at Gu Tianchen and said, "Stop keeping us in suspense. What exactly is the instructors' evil plan?"

"Ahem...are you there? Can you hear me?"

Instructor Hong's voice could be heard from the Bluetooth speakers in all the recruits' backpacks.

"I can hear it!"

Gu Tianchen shouted in response, looking like he was enjoying the fun.

"Gu Tianchen, how come your voice is louder than my speakers? Send a few more drones after him."

What the hell!

Targeting me again?!

"Let you talk more!"

Lin Qiye glared at him, and the three of them quickly ran deeper into the forest.

"Ahem... New recruits, listen carefully, the punishment has begun, hehehe..."

The instructors' perverted laughter came from the Bluetooth speaker.

"The rookie who was just arrested, your name is Wang Liang, right?"

"right……"

"What's the most shameful thing you've ever done in your life?"

"Spying on the neighbor's sister taking a bath..."

The new recruits were all shocked. How could Wang Liang come up with such a socially awkward answer so eloquently?!

What kind of magic potion did the instructors feed this kid?

"Oh~ Does it look good?" The instructor's voice sounded a little perverted.

"She's beautiful... I often dream about her..."

"Oh~ Do you like the girl next door?" The instructor's voice became more and more perverted.

"Yes, I often dream about her at night, and sometimes..."

Wang Liang's face flushed red, but he couldn't control his mouth. He was trapped in the chair and couldn't move. His mouth kept chattering, and he blurted out all the embarrassing things in his life.

Wang Liang, feeling socially dejected, had a look of despair on his face. He thought to himself, "Shut up, you idiot! Stop talking! Please stop talking! Please stop talking!"

The instructors' increasingly perverted laughter came from the Bluetooth speaker...

The recruits also laughed.

"I didn't realize that Wang Liang, this guy with thick eyebrows and big eyes, is actually such a pervert in private..."

"You beast, you beast, you actually peeped at the neighbor girl taking a bath, why didn't you call me for such a good thing?"

"Hahahahaha, I'm laughing so hard!"

Lin Qiye said quietly, "Is there a possibility that we will be the next to be punished?"

The recruits who were laughing wildly around them suddenly fell silent, and a chill enveloped their bodies.

Swish!

Everyone ran madly into the depths of the forest, fearing that they would be the next "lucky one".

Lin Qiye looked at Gu Tianchen as he ran, "No wonder that fat guy ran so fast, you already knew about these instructors' new and vulgar tricks."

"Hehe, isn't it interesting what I overheard?" Gu Tianchen asked with a smile.

"abnormal!"

Lin Qiye uttered two words, and the drone behind him was already chasing him.

"Run, run! I don't want to experience such a socially devastating moment!" Cao Yuan said nervously.

Gu Tianchen said with a smile: "Cao thief, stop struggling. You can hide from the first day of the lunar year, but you can't escape the temple."

At the foot of the mountain, in the tactical tent, Instructor Hong looked at the red dots moving wildly on the screen, with the corners of his mouth slightly raised.

"Well, my idea is good, isn't it?"

Instructor Han covered his stomach, which hurt from laughing, and gave him a thumbs up.

"High! It's really high!"

……

As the drones chased them frantically, most of the recruits were hit, and a few of them fainted due to exhaustion.

"Damn it, this mountain doesn't look big, why is it so difficult to climb over?" Baili Pangpang said breathlessly.

"Why haven't you been eliminated yet?" Cao Yuan looked surprised.

This fat guy must have overdrawn all his physical strength for the next life.

"I...I can't be caught." Baili Pangpang said with a frightened look on his face.

"Are you hiding something perverted that you don't want others to know?" Cao Yuan showed a lewd expression.

"Get lost, I...why am I not dizzy yet?" Baili Pangpang said anxiously.

"It's easy to faint. Just find a tree and hit it directly." Lin Qiye said.

"I fear pain……"

Lin Qiye: (ー_ー)!!

"Fatty, I have a way to make you faint without feeling any pain, and I guarantee that the instructors won't notice." Gu Tianchen said with a smile.

"What method?" Baili Pangpang's eyes suddenly lit up.

Gu Tianchen brought Baili Pangpang to a hidden corner and took out a black pill.

"Is this...Hanxiao Banbudian?" Baili Pangpang asked with a puzzled look.

"I call it the Stretch Your Legs and Stare Your Eyes Pill. It's such a small pill, but it can make you faint instantly. The effect is the same as fainting from exhaustion. It was made by a master who is extremely skilled in using poison. Apart from dizziness, it has no side effects." Gu Tianchen explained.

"Great, you are my brother, Tianchen!"

Baili Pangpang reached out to take it, but Gu Tianchen dodged.

"Hey, I know you're anxious, but don't worry. Brothers should settle accounts clearly. I'm helping you save face, so you should at least show some appreciation."

"Your house is known as the Museum of Forbidden Items. Can you give me a forbidden item?"

"Well... the high-sequence forbidden items are all in my father's hands, so I can only give you some low-sequence forbidden items." Baili Pangpang was a little embarrassed.

"The sequence level doesn't matter. What matters is whether it's easy to use. Yi Yuan's sequence isn't high either, but in Wang Mian's hands it's a killer weapon. Just help me pick one that's easy to use." Gu Tianchen said with a smile.

"No problem. I have many forbidden items at home. There must be one that suits you."

Gu Tianchen handed the black pill in his hand to Baili Pangpang.

After Baili Pangpang ate it, he began to sweat profusely all over.

"Oh my god, the effect is immediate!"

"Just run a few steps and pretend to do it. Don't let the instructors notice anything." Gu Tianchen reminded.

"Good good..."

Baili Pangpang had just stood up and taken half a step when he fainted.

"Um... let's change our name to Hanxiao Banbuxu."

"Where's Pangpang?" Lin Qiye asked when he saw that only Gu Tianchen had caught up with him.

"fainted."

"You knocked out?"

"Am I the kind of person who would attack my teammates?"

"Yes." Lin Qiye said firmly.

……

"My name is Li Liang, and the person I admire is my brother Shen."

"Shen Qingzhu? Tell me more."

"My freshman year..."

“He’s actually the sweetest person in the world.”

Gu Tianchen and the other two who had just met Shen Qingzhu looked at him with complicated eyes.

Shen Qingzhu stood there in a daze, like a sculpture.

Why was it Li Liang who received the punishment, but he was the one who died socially?

"Oh, Shen Qingzhu, I didn't expect that you have such a gentle heart hidden under your cold and arrogant appearance." Gu Tianchen said with a smile.

"Bullshit! The word 'gentle' has nothing to do with me!"

Shen Qingzhu turned around and left as if he was escaping.

"where are you going?"

"I want you to take care of it!"

……

Several drones pointed their guns at Deng Wei, who was unable to move due to a leg injury by the stream.

clap clap clap!

The bullet was fired, but did not hit Deng Wei.

Deng Wei opened his eyes and saw that it was Shen Qingzhu who blocked the bullet with a weighted backpack.

"Brother Shen, the rules say you can't use a bag to block bullets..."

"Haha, rules? When have I, Shen Qingzhu, ever followed the rules?!"

Shen Qingzhu threw a tactical knife with his backhand and shot down the drone.

"Waste, your brother Shen is here to save you..."

Snapped!

The next second, Shen Qingzhu was hit in the back by a cold gun shot out from the woods and fainted.

……

Gu Tianchen and the other two were still dodging drones.

"My name is Shen Qingzhu..."

"Here it comes, we've finally waited for this moment!" Gu Tianchen said excitedly.

Lin Qiye rolled his eyes and said, "You really look like a pervert right now."

Cao Yuan looked at Lin Qiye with curiosity, "Aren't you curious about Shen Qingzhu's next answer?"

The three of them found a secluded corner and began to wait for Shen Qingzhu's revelations.