Slaying God: The Agent of the Ancestral Witch, Starting with the Nine-Turn Mysterious Art

"Are you crazy?"

"Stop!!"

"useless!!!"

A group of people rushed up to stop Lin Qiye.

Li Deyang looked at Gu Tianchen and said, "Just now when we opened the coffin, a foreigner summoned an earth dragon and nearly wiped out the whole group. Who knows what might happen this time, so don't do anything rash."

"Old Li, believe me, there will be no mistake this time. If the person lying inside is not a beautiful girl, I will cut off her head and let you kick it like a ball!" Gu Tianchen said confidently.

Li Deyang waved his hands, "Don't be ridiculous. I don't care if you young people are looking for excitement. I'm old, and my heart can't take it anymore. Please, don't do it."

An Qingyu adjusted his glasses, looked at the ancient vermilion coffin and said, "This should be a coffin from the Han Dynasty over two thousand years ago. Even if there was a girl inside, it would probably not be fresh and lively, but wrinkled, even dry."

"Go over there and work on your ABB-style little words," Gu Tianchen pushed An Qingyu away and looked at Li Deyang who was blocking the coffin.

"Old Li, don't even mention you. Even if the Jade Emperor comes here today, he can't stop me from opening the coffin!"

Li Deyang said with a straight face, "You little bastard, if the tiger doesn't show its might, you really think I'm a sick cat. If I say you can't drive, then you can't drive."

click!

Li Deyang loaded the hunting rifle on his back and pointed it at Gu Tianchen to scare him.

Gu Tianchen smiled slightly, "Hehe, Lao Li, this thing can't cause fatal damage to me, unless you can find your main account password now."

"You just keep causing trouble every day. This coffin cannot be opened anymore. Get out of here, or don't blame me for turning my back on you." Li Deyang said seriously.

Boom!

A dull thud came from the vermilion ancient coffin, as if someone had stood up and bumped into the coffin lid.

Gu Tianchen nodded secretly. She was worthy of being the social sister Lan. She was different with [Immortality]. The noise she made when she banged her coffin lid was much louder than that of others.

Li Deyang quickly turned his hunting rifle and pointed it at the coffin behind him, saying nervously, "Is he going to come back to life again?"

"Everyone, be careful and retreat slowly." Lin Qiye said.

boom!

Hearing the sound of Lin Qiye leaving, the heavy coffin lid was kicked away.

A beautiful girl wearing blue Hanfu climbed out of the coffin.

Because she hadn't walked for a long time and was a little anxious, she accidentally fell out of the coffin.

Cao Yuan and Baili Pangpang wanted to be heroes and save the beauty, so they rushed forward to help her, but unexpectedly they were tripped by Gu Tianchen and knocked down.

At the same time, Gu Tianchen used his agile body to avoid the two people who were about to fall, and pushed Lin Qiye over with his shoulder.

This is all I can do for you, brother. You can do the rest on your own!

Lin Qiye was pushed out. Seeing Jialan fall, he subconsciously stretched out his hands to catch him and held Jialan in his arms like a princess.

Galan wanted to speak, but he kept his mouth open and mumbled for a long time without saying a complete sentence, and his face was as red as an apple.

Taoyao raised the corners of her mouth slightly, with an expression as if she had been hurt.

"What do you think, Old Li? I said there was a beauty in this coffin. Do you think she is a good match for our Qiye?" Gu Tianchen poked Li Deyang with his arm and asked with a smile.

Li Deyang smiled like an old father and said with satisfaction, "That's great, great. A talented man and a beautiful woman, they're a perfect match. I'd be relieved if Tingting could find a boyfriend as gentle and considerate as Qiye in the future."

"What if Tingting finds a boyfriend like me?" Gu Tianchen asked tentatively.

Li Deyang's expression changed instantly, "Then I'll break her legs!"

Gu Tianchen rolled his eyes and said, "What a double standard! I'm not a yellow-haired guy riding a will-o'-the-wisp."

Shen Qingzhu raised his eyebrows and said, "Lin Qiye, how long do you plan to hold this girl?"

Lin Qiye's old face flushed, and he hurriedly helped Galan in his arms to stand steadily.

"Are you... human?"

Lin Qiye looked at Jialan and asked the first question.

Gu Tianchen and Li Deyang were speechless, feeling very disappointed with their friend.

Taoyao and Best held their foreheads at the same time.

Baili Pangpang and Cao Yuan, who were just about to get up, were knocked down again by Lin Qiye's words.

An Qingyu smiled slightly and adjusted his glasses.

Even Shen Qingzhu, who thought he might be single for the rest of his life, exclaimed, "Oh my goodness, you're in the late stage of male chauvinism, there's no hope for you..."

Galan clenched his fists and wanted to defend himself but couldn't say a word.

Gu Tianchen hurried forward and explained Galan's life story to everyone.

Jia Lan pointed at Gu Tianchen and nodded frantically, indicating that everything he said was right.

Lin Qiye raised his eyebrows, "How do you know so clearly?"

Gu Tianchen pointed at the surrounding murals and said, "Aren't they all painted here? I've always had a headache reading books with words, but I can always guess right when reading books with pictures."

Jialan gave Gu Tianchen a thumbs up.

"Hehe, Sister Lan, you're welcome." Gu Tianchen replied.

"Do you know her name? It's also on the mural?"

Lin Qiye carefully looked at the surrounding murals and did not find any information about the girl's name.

Gu Tianchen's CPU was spinning like crazy, almost smoking. He pointed at the blue Hanfu on Jia Lan and said, "This is not blue. If she wore red, I would call her Sister Hong."

"What's with the blue and red colors? Are you playing Chinese Paladin here?" Baili Pangpang stood up and complained.

"What's your name?" Lin Qiye asked seriously.

Jia Lan took Lin Qiye's hand and wrote his name carefully.

"Jialan..."

Lin Qiye read it out slowly.

"Fuck, you're like a demigod. There's actually a blue word!" Baili Pangpang looked at Gu Tianchen with shock in his eyes.

"Don't forget, I inherited a magical power from the great wizard Tianwu called the Spring Breeze, which allows me to listen to the sound of the wind and get predictions and warnings about the future." Gu Tianchen said proudly.

Although he has not practiced this magical power much, it can help him solve many troubles related to early spoilers.

Baili Pangpang asked with a look of doubt: "I don't believe it, then can you help me predict what will happen to me next?"

Gu Tianchen looked at Baili Pangpang and said seriously, "Later, an old immortal will give you a treasure that can help you survive the catastrophe."

"Oh my god, a fatal disaster? Do you have to be so alarmist?!" Baili Pangpang said in surprise.

"If my prediction is wrong, I will give you a two hundred dollar Rolex. If it is right, just consider it as a way to ward off disaster." Gu Tianchen said.

"Okay, just consider it as a way to avoid disaster. I'll make a bet with you." Baili Pangpang said, patting his chest.

A gray butterfly flew in and landed in Taoyao's palm.

"Everyone, we have found the trace of the queen ant. Come with me quickly." Tao Yao rushed out of the hall following the flying butterflies.

Lin Qiye was about to move, but found that Jialan could not even stand steadily.

"This……"

"What's going on? Hurry up and carry Galan on your back and catch up. Wait for the bgm of Zhu Bajie carrying his wife on his back." Gu Tianchen ran out and left a message.

Everyone ran out, leaving only Lin Qiye and Jia Lan.

"Come up."

Jialan lay on Lin Qiye's back with a happy look on his face. Lin Qiye quickly caught up with him and kept up with the crowd.