Slaying God: I, the insane and witty god

Wu Hen slipped into the Monster Market, and it was like a popping candy falling into a can of Coke, instantly causing an uproar.

This demon market was filled with the roar of gongs and drums, the blast of firecrackers, the waving of red flags, and the sea of ​​people...

Oh no, it’s the Monster Mountain and Monster Sea.

All kinds of strange-looking monsters set up stalls and spoke in dialects. The hawking sounds were one after another, making it more lively than a vegetable market.

"Take a look, take a look! The tears of the ancient mythical beast can cure all diseases and prolong your life!"

A nine-headed bird demon shouted at the top of its lungs.

"Don't miss this if you're passing by! This thousand-year-old ginseng fruit can make you immortal and youthful forever!"

A hairy pig demon was waving a ginseng and drooling.

Wu Hen was dazzled and almost thought he had traveled to the set of "Journey to the West".

As he walked, he observed carefully, hoping to find some clues about the demon battle.

However, what Wu Hen didn't know was that his arrival had attracted the attention of some monsters.

"Boss, look, that kid is sneaking around, he's definitely not a good guy!"

A one-eyed wolf demon pointed at Wu Hen's back and spoke to the leopard-headed demon beside him.

"Hmph, a human boy dares to come to our demon market and act wildly. He must be tired of living!" The leopard-headed demon snorted coldly, with a fierce light flashing in his eyes.

"Boss, do you want us to teach him a lesson?" The one-eyed wolf demon rubbed his hands with a wicked smile on his face.

"No rush. Let's play with him first. When he lets down his guard, we'll catch him in a trap!" The leopard-headed demon smiled sinisterly, his eyes full of calculations.

So, Wu Hen was constantly surprised along the way.

He was just about to go into a store to take a look, but he "accidentally" stepped on a banana peel and fell flat on his face.

He was just about to ask a passerby for information, but "coincidentally" he bumped into a bull demon and was beaten black and blue.

He just wanted to buy some food, but by mistake he bought a "dark dish" that almost sent him away...

A series of "accidents" made Wu Hen realize that he was being targeted.

"Tsk, I'm not someone who can be toyed with so easily!"

Wu Hen sneered and decided to take advantage of the situation to see what these monsters were trying to do.

He pretended to know nothing and continued to wander around the Monster Market, but secretly he became more alert and observed everything around him.

However, what makes Wu Hen feel difficult is that these monsters seem to be very united.

They are full of hostility towards outsiders, especially humans, and are unwilling to reveal any information.

"It seems that it is not so easy to get information from these monsters!" Wu Hen thought to himself, frowning slightly.

Just then, he saw a monster with a dog's head and a human body setting up a stall to sell things not far away.

The stall in front of the monster was filled with all kinds of "treasures", including sparkling gems, antique copper coins, and strangely shaped bones...

"Don't miss this if you're passing by! These are ancient artifacts, incredibly powerful and inexpensive. If you miss this opportunity, you'll never see it again!"

The dog-headed monster yelled at the top of his lungs.

Wu Hen could tell at a glance that these so-called "ancient artifacts" were all fake and crudely made, and were obviously scams.

However, the monsters around did not seem to notice this. They all gathered in front of the stall, scrambling to buy.

"This is too fake. Are these monsters all fools?" Wu Hen complained in his heart.

Just as he was about to leave, he suddenly discovered that there was a jade pendant on the dog-headed monster's stall. On the jade pendant was a lifelike nine-tailed fox carved.

"Huh? This jade pendant..." Wu Hen's heart moved. He felt that this jade pendant looked familiar, as if he had seen it somewhere.

Just as he was about to step forward to take a closer look, he heard a sinister voice behind him:

"What are you looking at, kid?"

Wu Hen slowly turned around and looked at the leopard-headed monster with a face full of flesh.

A playful smile appeared on the corner of his mouth: "Hey, isn't this Brother Leopard? Why, are you also interested in these ancient artifacts?"

The leopard-headed demon looked Wu Hen up and down and snorted coldly, "Boy, stop trying to get close to me! Tell me, who are you? What's your purpose in coming to our demon city?"

Wu Hen pretended to be surprised and said, "Brother Bao, what are you talking about? Why don't I understand? I just come here to go shopping and buy some things."

As he spoke, he picked up the Nine-Tailed Fox jade pendant and pretended to be reluctant to let it go: "Look, this jade pendant is so beautiful, it's obviously an ancient artifact, it will definitely sell for a good price!"

The leopard-headed demon saw that Wu Hen looked like he had never seen the world before, and laughed in his heart. This kid was really a sucker!

"Boy, you know what you're talking about! This is a jade pendant condensed from the soul of the ancient mythical beast, the nine-tailed fox. It possesses supreme magical power! As long as you wear it, you can..."

The leopard-headed demon wanted to brag a bit more, but was interrupted impatiently by Wu Hen: "Alright, alright, just tell me how much it costs, I'll buy it!"

The leopard-headed demon stretched out a paw and gestured a number: "Not much, just this number!"

Wu Hen didn't even raise his eyelids. He took out a wad of banknotes and threw them on the stall: "No need for change!"

The leopard-headed demon's eyes lit up immediately, and he stuffed the banknotes into his arms, grinning from ear to ear: "Okay, sir, take care! Come back next time!"

Wu Hen took the jade pendant, turned around and left, a sly smile on his lips.

This leopard-headed demon is such a fool. He fooled me so easily.

However, he also got an important piece of information from the leopard-headed monster: a group of mysterious guests had recently come to the Monster City and seemed to be plotting something big.

Following the clues provided by the leopard-headed monster, Wu Hen found Azan's residence.

"You... who are you? Why are you looking for me?" Azan looked at Wu Hen in front of him, his eyes full of fear.

Wu Hen smiled slightly and said in a relaxed tone: "Master Azan, don't be nervous, I'm here to help you."

"Help me? What can you do to help me?" Azan looked doubtful.

"I know what you're afraid of,"

Wu Hen's smile faded, his eyes sharpening. "You're afraid of those who threaten you, right?"

Azan's face changed, and he subconsciously wanted to deny it.

But Wu Hen interrupted: "You don't have to deny it, I know everything. Don't worry, as long as you tell me everything you know, I promise that no one can threaten you again!"

Azan was silent. He was weighing the pros and cons. Finally, he seemed to have made a decision. He took a deep breath and slowly said, "Okay, I'll tell you..."

Just as Azan was about to reveal the key information, a cold voice suddenly sounded outside the door:

"Azan, who are you talking to?!"

"Hey, isn't this Boss Pa? Long time no see, business is booming!"

Wu Hen didn't even turn his head and started to praise each other's business.

Paton didn't buy it. His face was gloomy, like a volcano about to erupt: "I'm warning you, mind your own business!"

"Tsk tsk tsk, Boss Pa, you're not right. I'm just sitting here doing nothing, so I'm here, so I have to have some fun."

Wu Hen said this with a smile, but in his heart he was madly complaining about the system: "Big Brother System, help me! This Patong doesn't look like someone you can easily mess with. You have to give me some cheats!"

"Ding! The host has been detected to be in danger. Urgent mission is now being issued: Make Patong laugh. Mission requirements: Make Patong laugh without using any violent means.

Mission Reward: Pa's Sympathy +10, and a mysterious item.

"Make him laugh? Brother, are you serious?" Wu Hen's mouth twitched. This system might be the reincarnation of a comedian!

"Ding! The mission has been accepted. Please complete it as soon as possible."

"Okay, who made me deal with such an unreliable system?"

Wu Hen sighed and turned to look at Pa Tong with a flattering smile on his face. "Boss Pa, how about this? I'll put on a show for you. If you laugh, this matter will be over. How about that?"

Pa Tong looked suspicious. What on earth was this kid up to?

Wu Hen didn't waste any time and started his performance directly.

He first imitated Paton's walking posture, that arrogant pace,

The obscene look in his eyes was a replica of Patong's, leaving Achan stunned.

"Puchi!" Azan couldn't help but laughed out loud.

Paton's face turned even darker. Was this kid making fun of him?

However, Wu Hen's performance was not over yet.

I saw him suddenly doing radio gymnastics. His stiff movements, funny expression, and serious face made people laugh so hard.

"Hahaha..." Azan couldn't hold back any longer and laughed so hard that he fell over.

Paton couldn't hold it in any longer, and the corners of his mouth began to twitch slightly.

Wu Hen got even more excited when he saw this. He danced and sang a nursery rhyme: "Dear little rabbit, open the door..."

"Pfft..." Patong finally couldn't help it and burst out laughing.

"Hahaha……"

Azan laughed so hard that tears came out of his eyes. He never thought that this seemingly harmless young man actually had such a skill!

Just when Pa Tong was laughing the most happily, Wu Hen suddenly stopped and asked seriously, "Boss Pa, have you laughed enough?"

Patong's laughter stopped abruptly. He stared at Wu Hen blankly, not yet realizing what had happened.

"Now that you've had enough of laughing, can we get down to business?"

Wu Hen said, walked to Azan and patted his shoulder, "Master Azan, don't be afraid, I'm here, no one can hurt you."

Azan looked at Wu Hen gratefully, took a deep breath, and said slowly: "Actually..."

"What do you want to do?!" Patong suddenly reacted, roared, and tried to stop Azan.

However, it's too late.

Azan glanced at Wu Hen, his eyes becoming determined. He pointed behind Pa Tong and shouted, "Look, what is that?!"

Patong was fooled and turned around suddenly, but saw only empty streets and nothing.

"Damn it! Are you kidding me?!"

He was furious and grabbed Azan by the collar, "Tell me, what did you say to this kid?!"

"Ahem... I didn't say anything..." Azan rolled his eyes because of being strangled, but he was very happy in his heart. This kid is really cunning!

Wu Hen had no time to watch the show, so he took advantage of Patong's distraction and grabbed Azan and ran away.

"Thank you, Boss Pa. I'll treat you to dinner next time! Bye!"

Pa Tong was stunned, then flew into a rage, shouting at his men, "What are you still standing there for? Chase them! Don't let them get away!"

Thus, a chaotic chase took place in the Monster Market.

Wu Hen pulled Azan and walked through the crowded streets, followed by a group of strange monsters. The scene was even more exciting than a movie.

"I told you to run slower. I'm old and can't run anymore!" Azan complained while panting.

"Stop talking nonsense, it will be too late if you don't run now!" Wu Hen said without turning his head.

The two ran all the way and finally shook off the pursuers and hid in a secluded alley.

"Huh... Huh... I'm so tired..." Wu Hen leaned against the wall, breathing heavily.

"I'm wondering... who are you, kid? How come you can run so fast?"

Azan was also very tired and his speech was intermittent.

Wu Hen wiped the sweat off his face and said with a smile, "I'm just a passing messenger of justice, specializing in dealing with monsters like you!"

Azan rolled his eyes, obviously not believing his nonsense, but now was not the time to pursue these things, he took a deep breath,

He said, "Listen carefully, boy. I know what you are looking for, but I can't tell you directly. I can only show you the way."

Wu Hen perked up and asked quickly, "Which road?"

Ajaan pointed to a dilapidated temple in the distance and said, "See that temple? Go there and find a girl named Tana. She knows everything!"

"Tana?" Wu Hen repeated the name and memorized it in his heart.

"Remember, time is running out, you must find her as soon as possible!"

After Azan finished speaking, he closed his eyes and stopped talking.

Wu Hen knew that Azan had done his best, so he didn't ask any more questions and stood up and walked towards the temple.

When he arrived at the temple entrance, Wu Hen saw a thin figure huddled in the corner, shivering.

"Are you Tana?" Wu Hen asked softly.

The girl raised her head, revealing a pale face, her eyes empty, as if she had lost her soul.

Wu Hen's heart sank. It seemed that the girl had been controlled by witchcraft. He had to awaken her consciousness as soon as possible.

So, Wu Hen began to try to remove the magic from Tana.

He placed his hand on Tana's head, and a warm energy slowly flowed into her body.

Tana's body began to tremble, and a glimmer of light gradually returned to her eyes.

"Who... who is calling me..." Tana's voice was weak, as if it came from far away.

"It's me. I'm here to help you." Wu Hen said softly.

"Help me...save me..." Tana's eyes were filled with fear and despair.

Wu Hen continued to deliver energy while guiding Tana's consciousness.

"Don't be afraid, I will rescue you. Tell me, who hurt you like this?"

Tana's consciousness gradually became clear, and she recalled some fragments.

He spoke intermittently: "It is...it is...Phra Ya...it is him...who controls me..."

"Phraya? Who is he?" Wu Hen asked.

"He... he is... the... river god of the Mekong River..." Tana fainted after saying this.

Wu Hen frowned. The god of the Mekong River?

It seems that there is a bigger conspiracy behind this.

He must go to the Mekong River as soon as possible to find out the truth!

Wu Hen carried Tana on his back, turned and left the temple, and walked towards the Mekong River.

As night fell, a thick layer of fog shrouded the Mekong River, and the wind was cold and eerie.

Wu Hen stood by the river, looking at the foggy river surface in front of him, and an inexplicable uneasiness arose in his heart.

"It seems that this is where everything begins..." Wu Hen muttered to himself, and then he took a step and walked into the fog...