Slaying God: I, the insane and witty god

A flash of clarity flashed through his mind.

Lin Qiye's body had involuntarily followed Jade Ding Zhenren and stepped into the glittering and colorful fairyland of Yaochi.

The fairy music is ethereal and the auspicious aura is everywhere.

He looked at his nose with his eyes and his heart with his nose, trying his best to look like a god who had seen the world.

Instead of being an unlucky guy who just traveled through time and couldn't even tell the directions.

"This Immortal Lord looks very unfamiliar."

A maid in colorful clothes came over with a professional smile on her face and blocked his way.

Jade Ding Zhenren turned around and chuckled, "This is my new disciple. It's his first time in Heaven, so he's here to broaden his horizons."

The maid smiled unchanged and bowed slightly.

She extended a delicate hand and said, "Since we are here to celebrate the Queen Mother's birthday, please show us your gift so I can register it."

congratulations?

Lin Qiye's head buzzed, as if he had been hit by a club.

Congratulations!

Where did he get the gift?

He was wearing nothing but a Taoist robe made of unknown material.

All that was left was the brick-like phone in my pocket which had already run out of battery and turned off!

Cold sweat instantly seeped out from his forehead and slid down his cheeks.

He could feel that the gods around him who were chatting and laughing,

Their eyes glanced over inadvertently, with a bit of amusement as if they were watching a good show.

Jade Ding Zhenren also frowned slightly, obviously not expecting this to happen.

It’s over. On my first day in heaven, am I going to embarrass myself outside the South Gate of Heaven?

The maid's hand was still stretched out, her posture graceful, but it looked like a death warrant.

Lin Qiye's brain was working so fast that one second seemed like a century.

run?

impossible.

beg for mercy?

Even more embarrassing.

Playing dumb?

Everyone here is an old monster who has lived for thousands of years. In their eyes, his skills are no different from being invisible.

Fight!

He made up his mind, and a mysterious smile appeared on his face. He reached into his sleeve slowly.

In full view of everyone, he took out the black, square smartphone with a postmodern industrial style.

"This item is something I found in a secret place in the mortal world. It's called 'The Universe in the Palm of Your Hand'."

"I have come here specially to present this to the Queen Mother as a token of my appreciation." Lin Qiye's voice was not loud, but it was clearly heard around.

He could even hear the forced calmness in his voice, and the heartbeat that was about to jump out of his throat underneath the calmness.

In an instant, the entire entrance fell silent.

All the gods' eyes were focused on the black "brick" in his hand.

What is this thing?

magic weapon?

It doesn't look like it. There's not even a trace of spiritual energy fluctuation.

brick?

Who gave bricks as a birthday gift?

The atmosphere was extremely weird.

"Haha, that's interesting."

A majestic voice sounded, and everyone looked sideways.

An emperor wearing a purple robe and with a solemn face walked over. It was the Emperor Ziwei of the North Pole.

Ziwei Xingjun's gaze flashed like lightning as it fell on the phone in Lin Qiye's hand. "You call it 'The Universe in the Palm'? What's the magical use of this thing?"

Lin Qiye's back was already wet.

He gritted his teeth and used the boastful words he had seen at the mobile phone launch conference in his previous life.

It was reorganized in a language that the gods could understand.

"Replying to the Emperor, the magic of this object lies in its 'reflection' and 'interconnection'."

“It can reflect scenes thousands of miles away in this tiny space, and it can also instantly transmit sounds and words to any place in the world.”

"Although it's not a weapon for killing, it's an invaluable treasure for relieving boredom."

As he spoke, he secretly prayed that I would not be allowed to turn on the machine for demonstration, as it would have run out of battery long ago!

His words were half true and half false, and the gods around him were stunned.

Can it reflect scenes thousands of miles away?

Isn't that clairvoyance?

Can it transmit sound instantly?

Isn’t that the ability of the clairaudient?

This black lump combines two magical powers in one?

Ziwei Xingjun"

Lin Qiye's heart was in his throat, but his face remained calm.

He didn't dare hand it to Ziwei Xingjun, but instead handed the phone to the maid who had her hand extended.

"This is ultimately a mundane object. How dare I trouble the Emperor's holy hands?"

"Let's just follow the rules and let the fairy register it."

His Tai Chi moves were flawless, giving face to Ziwei Xingjun and avoiding the embarrassment of having his phone studied on the spot.

The maid nodded and took it.

Lin Qiye breathed a sigh of relief.

He always felt that this sky full of gods and Buddhas, this Yaochi grand gathering,

It is nothing more than a huge, holographic "historical echo" or some kind of illusion.

After all, the myth has long ended, so where do so many living gods come from?

That's why he dared to take out his mobile phone to take a gamble. After all, they were all phantoms and he couldn't touch the real thing, so he could just fool them.

He even felt sorry for the peaches that looked delicious and juicy but could only be looked at and not eaten.

However, the next second, the smile on his face froze.

The maid's hands, those hands that looked white and delicate, as if they would break at the slightest touch, actually... actually caught his phone steadily!

The fingertips touched the cold and smooth phone case, making a slight, real physical contact sound.

That touch, that sense of weight, is definitely not an illusion!

Lin Qiye's pupils suddenly shrank into a dangerous needle tip!

A chill suddenly rushed from his tailbone to the top of his head, making the blood in his body seem to freeze.

She... is alive?

This thought was like thunder, exploding in his mind!

He suddenly raised his head and looked around the entire Peach Banquet venue.

Those who are drinking and chatting,

Those fairies dancing gracefully in the floating fairy music... They have vivid smiles on their faces and real emotions flowing in their eyes.

Before, he thought all this was a set program and a realistic illusion.

But now, if an unknown maid were a real person with flesh and blood...

So, among these "phantoms" chatting and laughing in the hall, how many living gods are hidden?

Just when his mind was shaken and he felt like he was falling into an icy cave,

A gaze as heavy as a mountain, as if able to penetrate eternity, fell silently upon him from the highest throne.