Slaying God: I, the insane and witty god

The salty sea breeze blew across the beach, carrying moisture, but it couldn't take away any of the heat.

A series of high-intensity training, including carrying 20 kilograms of weight, swimming 5 kilometers armed, and crossing the beach 10 kilometers...

It almost drained the last bit of strength from every recruit in the training camp.

At the finish line, there was widespread grief.

Most of the recruits collapsed to the ground like a puddle of mud the moment they crossed the line.

His chest heaved violently like a fish thrown ashore, greedily sucking in every breath of air, his throat filled with the burning taste of blood.

"I can't do it anymore... I really don't have a drop left..."

Su Zhe was lying on the beach with his arms and legs spread out.

I let the cold sea water wash over my ankles, not even having the strength to move a finger.

He stared blankly at the gray sky, muttering feebly, "When will this awful day end?"

"New Year's Eve is just a few days away, and we can't even celebrate the New Year, and we have to suffer here..."

His voice was not loud, but it was like a stone thrown into stagnant water, causing ripples among his equally limp companions.

"That's right. I received the menu for my family's New Year's Eve dinner. It has eight hot dishes, six cold dishes, and my favorite, sweet and sour pork ribs..."

"Stop talking, my mouth is watering."

"Oh, I miss home."

Amidst the gloomy atmosphere, a hand reached out and patted Su Zhe's arm lightly.

"Okay, stop complaining."

Ding Chongfeng's voice was filled with a hint of smile. Although he was also very tired, he was still able to maintain a sitting posture.

"Look at you. Over the past few months, the muscles in your arms are almost as strong as mine. Isn't this better than being a weakling at home?"

Before Su Zhe could refute, a clear female voice with a hint of contempt came from the side.

"Just him? And muscles?"

Su Yuan sat up with great effort and wiped the sweat and dirt off his face.

He revealed a face that was about 70% similar to Su Zhe's, but much more delicate.

She glanced at her own brother with disdain.

"This amount of training is enough to make you scream like a ghost. It's really a disgrace to our Su family."

"If you feel it's hard, you can report and quit now. No one will stop you."

"Hey! Su Yuan, how can you talk like that?"

Su Zhe suddenly became excited and didn't care about being tired. He jumped up and pointed at his nose.

"Who am I doing this for? If Dad hadn't forced me to protect you, would I have to endure this?"

"You have no sympathy at all!"

"protect me?"

Su Yuan looked at Su Zhe up and down as if he had heard a huge joke.

"With your mediocre skills? I'll be thankful you don't hold me back."

"If you have the guts, run ahead of me next time during training, you loser."

"You... say it again!"

"Waste, waste, waste!"

Seeing that the brother and sister were about to quarrel again, Ding Chongfeng quickly tried to smooth things over: "Alright, alright, we are all comrades, so stop talking."

"Sister Yuan is doing this for your own good. Look, aren't you more energetic now than when you first arrived?"

Su Zhe snorted and sat down again angrily, but his eyes involuntarily drifted to a place not far away.

There, there were three figures, forming a sharp contrast with the "corpses" lying around.

The three people, two women and one man, also completed all the training programs.

But at this moment he just stood there, calmly adjusting his breathing.

Not to mention collapsing on the ground, their cheeks were only slightly red.

Their breathing was long and steady, as if the training session that was enough to make ordinary people lose their skin was just a walk after dinner for them.

Su Zhe's eyes widened, and he poked Ding Chongfeng beside him.

He lowered his voice and asked, "Afeng, look at those three people...are they made of iron?"

"How come nothing happened?"

Ding Chongfeng followed his gaze and his expression instantly became complicated.

There was both awe and a hint of helpless wry smile.

"They?" Ding Chongfeng sighed and said in a lower voice,

"Don't compare yourself to them. We are human, and they are... monsters."

Those three people were Fang Mo, Li Zhenzhen and Lu Baoyou.

At this moment, Li Zhenzhen carefully helped Fang Mo brush off the sand on his combat uniform.

While patting her, he helplessly twisted a fluttering little fly out of her hair.

"Momo, your physique is too attractive to bugs." Li Zhenzhen complained in a low voice.

"When I get back, I'll have to ask Instructor Hong if he can get you some special insect repellent. Otherwise, how are you going to survive the summer?"

Fang Mo smiled a little embarrassedly. She was also troubled by her peculiar physique.

Others are human-shaped self-propelled mosquito repellents, but she is a human-shaped self-propelled insect-attracting lamp.

She looked at the surging waves in the distance, her eyes a little vague.

She whispered softly, "It would be great if Master Qiye were here. He has a special aura."

"As long as he is by his side, no matter how powerful the poisonous insects and beasts are, they dare not approach him."

When mentioning "Sir Nanaya",

Fang Mo's eyes revealed deep admiration and longing.

It is a complex emotion mixed with awe, dependence and longing.

When Li Zhenzhen heard this name, a glimmer of light flashed in her gentle eyes.

Then he comforted her, "My Lord must be watching us somewhere."

"Only if we become stronger can we... can see him again one day."

The two girls were talking quietly when a voice as loud as a bell suddenly rang out beside them.

"Hey! What are you two girls talking about?! Are you tired after this amount of training? You're too weak!"

I saw Lu Baoyou, who was as strong as a calf,

He brought a huge reef weighing at least 100 pounds from somewhere and carried it on his shoulders easily.

He bent his legs, exerted force suddenly, and with a "ho" sound, he started to do frog jumps on the spot while carrying the huge rock.

Each time he jumped more than two meters away, the beach shook slightly when he landed.

"Come on! Fang Mo! Dare we compete to see who can jump the farthest?"

Lu Baoyou grinned with a provocative look on his face.

Sweat slid down his dark cheeks, glistening in the sunlight.

This kid is a natural fighting and training maniac.

The recruits around were stunned. Carrying a stone weighing hundreds of pounds and doing frog jumps?

Is this something a human can do?

Su Zhe, who had just complained, opened his mouth wide, feeling that his worldview had been severely impacted.

Fang Mo looked at the arrogant Lu Baoyou, but instead of getting angry, a burning desire to fight burned in his eyes.

Inside her seemingly slender body resides a soul that refuses to give up.

"Let's compete, who's afraid of who!"

Before he finished speaking, Fang Mo walked to the side, looked around, and then bent down.

He held a reef with both hands, which was a circle larger than the one Lu Baoyou was carrying.

In the horrified eyes of everyone,

She let out a low cry, and pulled the huge rock, estimated to be nearly 200 kilograms, out of the sand.

Held firmly in his arms.

The veins in her arms were slightly exposed, but her legs were rooted to the ground like iron stakes, as steady as Mount Tai.

"Lu Baoyou, stop right there!"

Fang Mo hugged the boulder, stretched out his legs, and actually chased directly towards Lu Baoyou who was still showing off his skills.

She was moving at an astonishing speed, leaving a deep footprint on the beach with each step, splashing up a cloud of dust.

A sudden chase took place on this exhausted beach in the most incredible way.

One of them was carrying a huge rock weighing 100 kilograms and doing mad frog jumps in front, while the other one was running wildly behind with a huge rock weighing nearly 200 kilograms.

The playfulness of the two "monsters" completely ignited the whole audience.

The exhausted recruits forgot their tiredness and were left with only shock and disbelief in their hearts.

"Oh my God...is this...is this still a human?" Su Zhe muttered to himself, feeling that he might not be the same species as them.

On the high slope in the distance, two figures took in all of this.

"Haha, what great little guys, they are so energetic."

Instructor Hong's rough face showed a satisfied smile.

"With just a little polish, these two uncut jades will have unlimited potential for future achievements."

Yuan Gang beside him, the man who was always silent and had a deep aura,

He nodded in a rare gesture, "Give it time, he will become a great man."

"yes,"

Instructor Hong's eyes swept over every new recruit on the beach, and finally fell back on Fang Mo and Lu Baoyou.

"They are our hope for the future."

"But... brute force alone isn't enough. A true fight isn't about who's stronger."

His tone suddenly changed and his eyes became deep.

Yuan Gang seemed to understand something and asked, "Are you planning to bring that plan forward?"

"Ah."

Instructor Hong nodded, with an unfathomable smile on his face.

"These little guys have almost laid the foundation. It's time to let them see what a real... battlefield is like."

"The days of ease are over."

After he finished speaking, he turned and walked down the slope, his powerful voice carrying across the entire beach through the loudspeaker.

"Everyone! Rest where you are for ten minutes! Meet in the playground in ten minutes!"

When the order was given, the recruits who were watching the excitement immediately focused their attention and struggled to get up from the ground.

Ten minutes later, all the recruits lined up on the training camp's playground and there was complete silence.

They had no idea what new tricks Instructor Hong, known for his harshness, had come up with to torture them.

Instructor Hong's sharp hawk-like eyes slowly swept across each young and tired face.

He spoke in a deep voice, not loud, but clearly heard by everyone.

"I have something to announce."

Everyone held their breath.

"Starting tomorrow, all regular morning training sessions will be cancelled."

As soon as the words fell, there was a slight commotion in the queue.

Cancel training?

What great news is this?

Could it be that he has a change of heart and wants to give them a holiday?

Many people have already shown joy on their faces.

However, Instructor Hong's next words were like a bucket of cold water, instantly extinguishing everyone's fantasies.

"Everything has been changed to...special training for all personnel."

He paused, looked at the recruits' instantly stiff expressions, and a cruel arc appeared at the corner of his mouth.

"Tomorrow, you will have a new instructor."

"I can only remind you that compared to the 'gift' he's about to bring you, my training over the past few months can only be considered... an appetizer."

One stone caused a thousand waves!

New instructors? Special training? Hors d'oeuvres?

Every word hit the recruits' hearts like a hammer.

A complex atmosphere of curiosity, anticipation and intense uneasiness.

Like the low pressure before a storm, it quickly enveloped the entire training camp.

As the chief instructor finished speaking, Lin Qiye and Wu Hen appeared at the edge of the training ground like ghosts.

In an instant, the entire training ground fell silent.

Hundreds of new recruits were sweating profusely, their movements seemed to have been paused.

Everyone's eyes were fixed on the two familiar yet unfamiliar figures.

They were wearing slightly dusty casual clothes and looked calm, as if they had just gone out for a walk.

But everyone knew that they were going to carry out a top-secret mission!

"Oh shit! It's Instructor Lin and Instructor Wu!"

"They're back! Finally!"

The silence lasted only three seconds before it was drowned out by a thunderous roar of discussion.

The expressions on the recruits' faces were extremely complicated.

For some people, it is pure enthusiasm and excitement.

They are Lin Qiye's fanatical admirers. In their eyes, this specially invited instructor is a god!

That's the goal they're chasing!

"I knew it! Instructor Lin and the others will definitely return victorious!" A young man's face flushed with excitement.

But more people had a hint of bitterness and resentment on their faces.

"Huh, you still remember to come back? I thought you forgot about us new recruits."

A thorny person spoke sourly,

"He went out to enjoy the glory, leaving us here in this godforsaken place, being trained like dead dogs by the chief instructor every day."

"Exactly. Why are they allowed to go out on missions? We are also the Night's Watch reserves!"

Lin Qiye turned a deaf ear to these discussions. He raised his eyelids lazily.

He waved to all the new recruits, his voice was not loud, but it reached everyone's ears clearly:

"Everyone, continue to rest."

After saying that, he didn't even bother to look at the others and walked straight towards the chief instructor.

Wu Hen remained silent, his deep eyes sweeping across the entire audience.

Like a calm lone wolf, he took in everyone's reactions, with a subtle curve at the corner of his mouth.

The two protagonists left, but the chubby figure next to them was instantly surrounded by the recruits!

"Brother Chubby! Instructor Baili! Tell me quickly, what mission did you go on?"

"Yeah, yeah! Did you go to some 'door' and do something big?"

"Tell us about it! I'm dying of holding it in!"

Baili Pangpang, surrounded by everyone, instantly found the stage of his life.

He cleared his throat, puffed out his chest, and his face was full of pride that said "I am a legend."

"Ahem, keep a low profile, keep a low profile."

He waved his hand in a deep voice, then lowered his voice.

In a tone that was extremely annoying, he said: "It's nothing serious, I just went to Japan on the way."

"I flattened that bullshit 'Takamagahara Divine Kingdom' of theirs... well, I killed a god while I was at it."

Kill...killed a god?

The whole audience fell into silence again.

The expressions on the recruits' faces changed from curiosity, to shock, to suppressed laughter, and finally to naked contempt.

"puff--"

"Brother Fatty, your ability to brag is growing faster than your weight!"

"Slay the God? Why don't you say you blew up the moon with one punch? We are in the Night Watch training camp, not the Deyun Club backstage."

"Alright, alright. I know your mission is confidential. If you don't want to tell me, forget it. But who are you trying to fool with this nonsense?"

Questions and laughter were heard everywhere, and the atmosphere suddenly became funny.

Fatty Baili was so embarrassed by everyone's bullying that his face flushed red. He was so anxious that he kept jumping up and down: "Everything I said is true!"

"You are a bunch of ignorant rookies! Qiye really chopped off their main god with a single blow!"

However, no one believed him.

At this moment, a dazzling stream of light, like a sharp sword, tore through the sky and came whistling from the end of the sky!

"call out--!"

The stream of light suddenly stopped above the training ground, and the light dissipated, revealing a night watchman wearing a black standard windbreaker and with a solemn expression.

He held in his hands a black box made of a special alloy and engraved with intricate runes, exuding an unquestionable majesty.

The whole place erupted in uproar. Everyone was stunned by this sudden turn of events.

This is... a messenger directly under the headquarters? !

The messenger's eyes were as sharp as lightning, accurately locking onto Lin Qiye and Wu Hen who were talking with the chief instructor.

His figure instantly descended from mid-air and stood steadily in front of the two of them. He suddenly stood at attention and spoke in a loud voice like a bell:

"Mr. Lin Qiye, Mr. Wu Hen!"

"I'm here on command of Commander Zuo to deliver this mission to you two..."