Slaying God: I, the insane and witty god

Outside the mysterious valley, Wu Hen took a deep breath, and an ancient and vicissitudes of life breathed in his face. This smell...

Why does it look a bit like old-style pickled cabbage?

He pinched his nose in disgust and stepped into the valley.

As soon as he stepped into the valley, Wu Hen was enveloped by thick fog, and he couldn't see his hand in front of him.

It was quiet all around, with only the "crunching" sound of dead branches and leaves under his feet, as if countless pairs of eyes were watching him in secret.

"What's going on? The atmosphere is so cool that people who don't know would think I'm going to rob a tomb." Wu Hen curled his lips and complained.

Just as he finished speaking, there was a sound of "whoosh, whoosh, whoosh" breaking through the air. Wu Hen was quick-eyed and quick-handed, and dodged it by rolling over.

Countless arrows shot out from the thick fog and hit the place where Wu Hen was originally standing. The arrow tails were still trembling slightly.

"Oh my god, are they serious?!" Wu Hen broke out in a cold sweat. If he had reacted a little slower, he would have turned into a hedgehog.

He looked around vigilantly and moved forward cautiously.

After taking a few steps, the ground beneath his feet suddenly lit up with a strange red light. Then, runes emerged from the ground one after another, flashing with strange light, and instantly surrounded Wu Hen.

"What the hell is this?!" Before Wu Hen could react, he was restrained by an invisible force and could not move.

The more he struggled, the stronger the force became, as if it wanted to strangle him to death.

"Why does this thing look familiar..." Wu Hen frowned and tried to recall it. Suddenly, he had a flash of inspiration and remembered something...

"Wait, could this be that... shabby rune analysis technique?!" Wu Hen slapped his forehead and remembered a bunch of flashy skills that the system had rewarded him with before. One of them seemed to be called this name!

Wu Hen did it right away. He concentrated his mind and dense rune information emerged in his mind.

Although the name of this skill is extremely tacky, the effect is surprisingly good. In just a blink of an eye, Wu Hen found the weakness of these runes - a crooked rune.

"It's you, little brother!" Wu Hen curled his lips and kicked the twisted rune. With a crisp "click" sound, the power that bound him disappeared instantly, and the runes dimmed like extinguished lights.

"Tsk, is that all you can do? I thought you were so powerful, but you're just like this!" Wu Hen dusted off the dust on his body and continued forward with a relaxed look on his face.

Most people would be more cautious when encountering such strange situations, for fear of triggering any traps.

But who is Wu Hen?

He is a man who is determined to keep being funny!

He cleared his throat and sang a song of his own in a hoarse voice: "I am a painter, I am good at painting, I want to paint this valley, paint it..." As he sang, he twisted his body exaggeratedly, as if he was dancing a shaman.

Strangely enough, after all these operations, he had a smooth journey and did not encounter any danger.

Perhaps those who set the trap did not expect that someone would use such a strange method to break it?

"Hahaha, it seems my singing is still quite powerful!" Wu Hen smiled triumphantly. However, when he walked deep into the valley, his smile suddenly froze on his face...

Because he felt that a bone-chilling murderous aura was locking him tightly!

"Oh my god! What kind of monster is this? It's even bigger than Ultraman!" Wu Hen's eyes almost popped out of his head as he looked at the evil guardian in front of him that was taller than a mountain.

This guy was covered in black energy, and his pair of scarlet eyes were like two searchlights, staring straight at him. It felt like he was looking at a plate of walking spicy crayfish.

Before Wu Hen could react, the evil spirit guardian swung his fist as big as a casserole and smashed down at him.

"Oh my god, this is real!" Wu Hen screamed and rolled over to avoid the attack.

"Boom--" The huge fist hit the ground, and the earth shook and gravel flew everywhere.

If this gets hit, won’t it turn into a meat patty?

Wu Hen didn't dare to delay and ran away, pulling out all kinds of strange gadgets from his backpack while running, such as smoke bombs, flash bombs, and fart bombs...

They all rushed towards the evil guardian.

"Let me show you my exclusive secret 'chemical weapon'!" Wu Hen shouted proudly. However, these little gadgets hit the evil guardian like a drop in the ocean, without even a splash.

"No way, sir, you're not angry about this?" Wu Hen was dumbfounded. Isn't this evil spirit guardian too tough?

Just when Wu Hen was at a loss, he suddenly discovered that after each attack of the Evil Guardian, there would be a one-second pause, just like a computer freeze.

"Hehe, so you also have weaknesses!" Wu Hen's eyes lit up, and immediately a plan came to his mind.

He began to consciously lead the evil guardian to the narrow part of the valley, and then took advantage of the pause after its attack to use his strongest attack skill - "Invincible Tornado Kick" to kick it hard in the vitals!

"Let me show you what 'the only martial arts in the world that cannot be broken is speed'!" Wu Hen shouted loudly, and used all his strength to kick one after another, his kicks were so smooth and refreshing!

The evil spirit guardian was kicked back step by step, and finally let out an unwilling roar and fell to the ground with a bang.

As the evil guardian fell, the originally calm seal in the valley began to vibrate violently, and cracks appeared on the seal, as if it would break at any time.

"It's finally going to be opened!" Wu Hen rubbed his hands excitedly and approached the seal cautiously.

However, when he saw what was behind the seal, the expression on his face froze instantly.

"What the hell is this?" Wu Hen muttered to himself, his eyes full of shock and confusion.

Before him was a massive evil spirit formation. In the center, a black vortex was slowly spinning, as if leading to an endless abyss...