Slaying God: I, the insane and witty god

The moment Wu Hen stepped into the village, a cold breath hit him in the face, making him shiver.

The once peaceful and tranquil village was now in chaos. The villagers had dull eyes and were like puppets, mechanically repeating all kinds of weird movements.

The walls of the house were covered with strange black runes that flashed with faint light, and the air was filled with a disgusting stench.

"Fuck, this is too hellish!" Wu Hen couldn't help but complain. This scene was even more shocking than he had imagined.

"Hehehe, welcome to my playground, kid!" Amidst a deafening roar, a monster several feet tall with a green face and fangs slowly walked out from the depths of the village. It was the culprit - Shuten-doji!

He held a huge mace in his hand, licked the corner of his mouth with his scarlet tongue, and his eyes were full of cruelty and bloodthirstiness.

"Hey, isn't this the legendary Shuten-doji? Why, do you also want to taste my fist?" Seeing this, Wu Hen not only did not show any fear, but teased with a playful look on his face.

Shuten-doji became furious upon hearing this. He hated it most when people made fun of his name!

"Looking for death!" He roared, wielding the mace, and smashed towards Wu Hen with the momentum of destroying the world!

"Oh my god, this is serious!" Although Wu Hen said this, his body honestly dodged to the side.

With a loud bang, the mace hit the ground, causing the earth to shake and smoke and dust to rise.

"That's it? I thought you were so powerful, but it turns out you're just a reckless man who only knows how to use brute force!" After dodging the attack, Wu Hen did not forget to continue to provoke Shuten-doji, trying to anger him.

"Ahhh! I will tear you to pieces!" Shuten-doji fell into the trap and was furious. He completely lost his mind and attacked Wu Hen frantically.

For a moment, the village was filled with flying sand and rocks, houses collapsed, and screams were heard everywhere.

While Wu Hen was dodging Shuten-doji's attacks, he also had to divide his attention to protect the villagers who were under control. For a moment, he was in a state of panic.

He cursed in his heart: "This damn Shuten-doji is so cruel! It seems that I have to show some real skills!"

At this moment, Wu Hen suddenly felt a strange aura spreading around him, and alarm bells immediately rang in his heart. This aura... was Tamamonomae!

"Oh no! We've fallen into a trap!" Wu Hen thought to himself that this was not good, but it was too late.

Suddenly, a strange rune lit up under his feet, and a powerful suction force bound him tightly, making him unable to move.

"Haha, kid, you've been fooled!" Shuten-doji laughed triumphantly upon seeing this. "This is a trap I carefully prepared for you. Just wait and see!"

"Damn it!" Wu Hen cursed in his heart. Seeing that Shuten Doji's mace was about to fall, he was helpless and could only close his eyes in despair.

However, at this critical moment, Wu Hen suddenly raised the corners of his mouth slightly, revealing a strange smile, and muttered to himself: "It's time to show my real skills..." He slowly took out a glittering golden bell from his arms...

In Shuten-doji's view, the weird smile on Wu Hen's lips was the greatest contempt for him!

"Playing tricks! Go to hell!" Seeing that the mace was about to smash Wu Hen into a pulp, Wu Hen calmly shook the golden bell in his hand.

"Jingle Bell--"

The clear bell sounds, as holy as the church bells in the early morning, but with some unspeakable power, echoing over the village.

Wherever the bell rang, the strange black runes melted quickly like snow encountering the sun, and the villagers' empty eyes gradually became clear.

"What's going on?!" Shuten-doji was shocked. This sudden change was completely beyond his expectations.

"With your meager skills, you dare to show off in front of an expert?" Wu Hen sneered. The bell rang suddenly became faster, and a powerful force pushed Shuten-doji back several steps.

"Damn human! I will tear you into pieces!" Shuten Doji was furious and spit out a ball of scorching flames from his mouth, heading straight for Wu Hen.

Wu Hen dodged the attack easily with a flash of his body, and even joked, "Oh, you're so angry? Be careful not to burn your brain!"

"You're looking for death!" Shuten-doji was completely enraged. He waved his mace and attacked Wu Hen desperately.

Wu Hen fought and retreated, seemingly surrounded by danger, but in fact he was at ease.

He deliberately exposed a flaw to lure Shuten-doji closer. Just when Shuten-doji thought he had won, Wu Hen's eyes flashed with coldness and he shouted, "Now! System, activate the super invincible "I love eating watermelon" skill!"

A golden light descended from the sky, enveloping Wu Hen. The powerful force fluctuations distorted the surrounding air.

Before Shuten-doji could react to what was happening, he was blown away by the force, and a house was severely collapsed.

The controlled villagers around had now fully regained consciousness, and were stunned with fear when they saw this scene.

"What happened? Who is that person? So amazing!"

"He seems to be helping us!"

"It's incredible that he can defeat Shuten-doji!"

Wu Hen dusted himself off and walked to Shuten-doji with a relaxed look on his face. He looked down at him and said with a smile, "How about it? Are you convinced?"

Shuten-doji struggled to get up, but found that all his bones were broken and he could not move at all.

His eyes were filled with resentment and unwillingness, and he gritted his teeth and said, "You... who are you?"

"Me? I'm just a fellow righteous man passing by." Wu Hen shrugged and was about to kill Shuten-doji. Suddenly, as if he sensed something, he turned his head and looked at the crowd, saying coldly, "Who's sneaking around there? Come out!"

A "villager" came out tremblingly, with a terrified expression on his face, and stammered, "Hero, spare my life, I'm just an innocent villager, I don't know anything..."

Wu Hen approached step by step, with a playful smile on his lips: "Really? Why do I feel that you seem a little familiar..."

"Hero, I... I really don't know what you are talking about. I'm just a poor villager..." Tamamonomae disguised herself as a villager, covering her chest with her hands, looking pitiful. Her weak little eyes made people who didn't know her think she had suffered a great injustice.

Wu Hen sneered in his heart. With such acting skills, it would be a shame not to act!

He pretended not to notice and asked with concern: "Auntie, are you okay? Are you hurt anywhere? Come here, let me see." As he said that, he reached out to help "her".

Tamamonomae was delighted and said to herself, "The fish has taken the bait!"

She approached Wu Hen calmly, ready to take the opportunity to set a trap.

However, just when she thought she was about to succeed, Wu Hen suddenly grabbed her wrist with lightning speed and squeezed it hard!

"Ah!" Tamamonomae screamed, her carefully disguised appearance instantly exposed, revealing a charming and enchanting face. She gritted her teeth and said, "How did you find me?"

Wu Hen sneered, loosened his hand, clapped his hands, and said nonchalantly: "With your little trick, you think you can fool me? Please, can you be more professional?"

A hint of ruthlessness flashed in Tamamonomae's eyes. She knew she was exposed, so she stopped pretending. She snorted coldly and turned into a white light, trying to escape.

"Want to run? Not that easy!" Wu Hen had anticipated her move. A sly smile rose slightly on his lips as he said casually, "System, activate the village's protective barrier!"

In an instant, the entire village was shrouded in a layer of golden light. Before Tamamonomae could react to what was happening, he was bounced back by the force and fell heavily to the ground.

"Damn it!" Tamamonomae was furious. She never thought that this seemingly cynical guy would have such a method.

"I told you, you can't escape today." Wu Hen approached Tamamonomae step by step, a cold light flashing in his eyes, "Tell me, why do you want to control these evil spirits? What is your purpose?"

Tamamonomae knew she was doomed today, but she had no intention of surrendering. A flicker of determination flashed in her eyes as she sneered, "Want to know? Then wait until you die and ask the King of Hell yourself!"

After she finished speaking, she muttered something, and a powerful demonic power burst out from her body, and the air around her began to distort.

"Oh no, she's going to self-destruct!" Wu Hen's face changed. This force was too strong. Once it exploded, the entire village would be razed to the ground!

"System, activate the Super Invincible Universe Thunderbolt Invincible..."

"boom!"

Before Wu Hen could finish his words, Tamamonomae exploded. The powerful force sent Wu Hen flying. His vision went dark and he lost consciousness...

When Wu Hen woke up again, he found himself lying on a simple wooden bed, surrounded by a group of simple villagers who were looking at him with concern.

"Hero, you finally woke up!"

"Are you okay? Are you feeling unwell?"

"Thank you so much, if it weren't for you, I'm afraid we would..."

Wu Hen waved his hands to indicate that he was fine. He struggled to sit up and looked at the group of villagers who survived the disaster, feeling mixed emotions.

"Tamamonomae..." Wu Hen muttered to himself. He knew that all this was just the beginning. The real enemy was still hiding in the dark, gazing at him with greed...

He learned from the villagers that before Tamamonomae blew herself up, she left a message: "Everything has just begun..."

Wu Hen's heart sank as he realized that a greater crisis was yet to come...

He stood up and looked resolutely into the distance. That was where the evil spirit's aura was most intense...

"wait for me……"