Slaying God: I, the insane and witty god

When Wu Hen stepped into the magic academy, his brows immediately twisted into the shape of a "川" character.

The once solemn and dignified academic holy place is now as chaotic as a vegetable market.

The magicians gathered in groups of three or five, their eyes empty, mumbling something, but no magical fluctuations were seen. Instead, it seemed as if...

Dance master?

"Fuck, are these people under a spell?" Wu Hen's mouth twitched, and he grabbed a passing magician and said, "Hey, buddy, wake up, what are you doing?"

The magician seemed not to have heard his words. He stared blankly ahead, repeating mechanically: "Strength...obey...Lady Morgana..."

"Morgana?!" Wu Hen exclaimed, and suddenly looked up at the towering magic tower in the center of the academy. He saw a graceful figure in a black robe standing on the top of the tower, laughing sharply: "Hahaha, Wu Hen, you are finally here! Feel the despair, surrender to me, and become my slave!"

"Oh my god, who is this woman? She looks pretty attractive, but her laughter is a bit irritating to the ears..." Wu Hen complained while subconsciously covering his ears.

Before he could react, the bewitched magicians suddenly rushed towards him as if they had been injected with chicken blood, shouting meaningless slogans: "Eliminate the heretics! Obey Lady Morgana!"

"Damn, they're serious!" Wu Hen screamed and quickly slipped away, dodging left and right in the crowd, as slippery as a loach.

"Hey, hey, hey, let's talk it over nicely. Don't use your hands! I'm a peace lover!"

"boom!"

"boom!"

"Snapped!"

Various magical attacks exploded around him, scaring Wu Hen so much that he broke out in cold sweats.

"These people are crazy! They're so ruthless!" Wu Hen dodged while observing the situation around him, secretly worried, "This is not a solution. We have to think of a way..."

Suddenly, he seemed to remember something, his eyes lit up, and a sly smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

"Hey, it's time to show off my true skills..." Wu Hen took out a glittering golden object from the system space...

Bell?

"Jingle Bell--"

A clear bell rang out in the chaotic magic academy...

Wu Hen shook the bell in his hand in a mean manner. The crisp sound of the bell seemed to be the background music for this farce, and the music also had the effect of purifying the soul.

The magicians, whose eyes were originally dull, gradually slowed down their movements, and a hint of clarity gradually returned to their eyes.

"What's going on? My head hurts..."

"Where am I? What am I doing?"

Seeing this, Morgana on the top of the tower panicked and screamed, "Damn it! What kind of evil magic is this! Shut up! Everyone, attack! Kill him!"

However, her orders were unable to shake the magicians who were gradually waking up.

Merlin saw this and a sinister look flashed in his eyes. Taking advantage of the moment when Wu Hen was distracted, a black beam of magic light flew straight towards him.

"Despicable!" Wu Hen cursed inwardly. He was well prepared and instantly erected a golden shield with a Q-version Ultraman head on it, which looked funny and incongruous.

The black beam hit the shield, causing only a ripple.

"That's it? Are you worthy enough to fight me?" Wu Hen sneered, and with his backhand, he condensed a ball of colorful light. The light gradually condensed and turned into a figure wearing a grass skirt, sunglasses, and holding two bananas as weapons...

clown?

"Go, tickle him!" Wu Hen waved his hand, and the clown rushed towards Merlin with a "whoosh". Although he had a funny appearance, he carried an unmatched momentum.

With a loud "bang", the clown knocked Merlin out, drawing a perfect parabola in the air.

"Ahem..." Merlin scrambled to his feet, looking at Wu Hen in disbelief, gritting his teeth and saying, "You..."

Wu Hen clapped his hands and spread them out with an innocent look, "Oh, sorry, I was a bit too rough. But, next..." "Next, it's your turn!" Wu Hen's mouth curled up in an evil arc, his eyes locked on Merlin, which made him feel creepy.

Those confused magicians had now fully awakened. Seeing what Merlin had just done, they immediately understood what had happened and glared at him.

"Merlin! You traitor! You're colluding with the demons!"

"We were so blind to believe you!"

Facing the accusations from everyone, Merlin was furious and pointed at Wu Hen and shouted, "You bunch of idiots! You don't even know you've been tricked by him! When I summon the Demon Lord, you will all die!"

As he spoke, Merlin was about to tear open the space to escape, but Wu Hen predicted his action in advance and a golden magic circle instantly trapped him inside.

"Want to run? That's not that easy!" Wu Hen sneered, walked to the front of the magic circle, and looked down at Merlin as if he was looking at a lamb to be slaughtered.

Morgana on the top of the tower saw this scene and thought to herself that something was wrong, but she was not willing to fail like this. She rolled her eyes and came up with a plan.

She twisted her serpentine waist and slowly walked towards Wu Hen, casting a seductive glance as she walked. She said in a delicate voice, "Master Wu Hen, why bother with these mortals? As long as you are willing to cooperate with me and share the power of the demon god, everything in this world will be yours to decide."

Morgana is full of confidence in herself. She doesn't believe that no man can resist her charm.

However, Wu Hen's next reaction surprised her.

"Ugh—" Wu Hen retched exaggeratedly and waved his hands in disgust, "Don't come over here! You're scarier than a demon!"

Morgana's smile suddenly froze on her face, her face turned pale and blue, and finally her face turned green with anger.

Wu Hen didn't bother to pay any more attention to the two clowns. He turned to look at the terrified magicians and asked, "Tell me, what's going on? Why is Morgana here? And what's going on with that so-called Demon Lord?"

The magicians talked one after another and told Wu Hen the whole story.

It turns out that the root of all this is related to the cursed village...

"The cursed village?" Wu Hen frowned, and the lifeless village and the desperate eyes of the villagers emerged in his mind.

"I'll go with you!" Joan of Arc appeared beside Wu Hen at some point and said in a firm tone.

Wu Hen nodded and did not refuse. The two of them ignored the farce behind them and left the magic academy and walked towards the cursed village.

As the sun sets, the last ray of light in the sky gradually disappears. Night falls, and the entire village is shrouded in an eerie darkness...

"Be careful, something's wrong here..."