Slaying God: I, the insane and witty god

"Boom!" "Boom!" The deafening roar of magic exploded in his ears, and Wu Hen was as agile as a loach, shuttling through the ruins of the ancient castle.

This is not a castle, it is clearly a large-scale real-life escape room!

Lucifer's "Judgment of Light" was simply a map cannon, with pits everywhere. Merlin was even more excessive, and directly arranged a "meteor shower". If you didn't know, you would think he was setting off fireworks!

"Two big brothers, let's talk it out nicely. Don't always mention the demolition team!" Wu Hen dodged in a panic, but at the same time he did not forget to talk nonsense, trying to influence the two "demolition office directors" with the art of language.

Unfortunately, his "mouth-to-mouth" tactics were obviously ineffective, and the only response he received was an even more intense magic bombardment.

Damn it, this castle has been in disrepair for a long time, and there are traps everywhere. If you are not careful, you will step on them. If some unscrupulous guy puts some "biochemical weapons" in the traps, the scene will be too beautiful, he can't even imagine it!

Wu Hen complained while carefully observing his surroundings.

Wait, this strange power fluctuation is...

His eyes lit up, and a sinister smile appeared on the corner of his mouth. "You two, I've played with you for so long, it's my turn now!"

"Bounce back, my little baby!" With Wu Hen's strange cry, the strange-shaped stones in the ruins suddenly lit up, and the magic runes flashed with dazzling light like activated circuit boards.

Lucifer and Merlin's joint attack hit the magic circle, and before either of them could even shout "Fuck!", the attack was bounced back intact.

"Boom!" "Boom!" With two loud noises, the two "demolition office directors" were blown away by their own masterpieces and had their mouths full of dust.

"Oh my, you two, this is what they call 'God has its ways, and no one is spared'. A slap in the face, right?" Wu Hen chuckled smugly, not forgetting to add insult to injury. "I told you to calm down, but you refused to listen. Now you know how powerful I am, don't you?"

However, before he could feel proud for long, a strong sense of oppression enveloped the entire ruins.

I saw a huge snake head poking out from the depths of the ruins. Its cold golden pupils seemed to be able to see through everything, making people shudder.

"Hiss..." Medusa spit out her snake tongue, staring at Wu Hen with cold eyes, "Who are you? How dare you trespass into my territory?"

Wu Hen swallowed his saliva. This elder sister had her own background music when she appeared, and her aura was indeed powerful.

However, the more times like this, the more he needs to remain calm in order to demonstrate his demeanor as a "grandmaster of his generation."

So, he took a deep breath, straightened his chest and raised his head, and put on an "Oscar winner" posture, and performed a street dance breakdance towards Medusa, singing as he danced: "You are electricity, you are light, you are the only myth..."

Medusa:"???"

"Roar!" Obviously, Wu Hen's "artistic cells" did not impress this "cold goddess", but instead angered her.

Medusa roared, and petrifying rays shot towards Wu Hen like laser rain.

"Oh my god, I can't afford this, I can't afford this! System, help me!" Wu Hen dodged in a panic while frantically calling the system in his mind.

"Ding! The host is detected to be in danger, and an emergency task is now issued..." The system's voice sounded at the right time.

Before Wu Hen could even feel happy, he heard the system continue, "Host, please use 'Magic Circle of Love' on Medusa to make her confused. Mission reward: a 'Medusa's Gaze' skill book."

Wu Hen: “???” What kind of a weird mission is this!

"Hurry up, it's too late!" the system urged.

Wu Hen gritted his teeth, made up his mind, and went for it!

He took a deep breath, struck a seductive pose, and began his "performance" towards Medusa...

"Wait..." Medusa suddenly spoke, a trace of confusion in her eyes, "You...what are you doing?" "Sister Medusa, look at my dancing, isn't it more exciting than square dancing?" Wu Hen twisted his body "hard" while winking at Medusa. The greasy look was so greasy that even the readers in front of the screen couldn't help but want to hand him a tissue.

Medusa had obviously never seen such a scene before. For the first time, an emotion called "confusion" appeared in her golden eyes that had seen through the vicissitudes of the world.

While Medusa was stunned, Wu Hen quickly took out a bunch of "artifacts" from the system backpack - dozens of full-length mirrors bought from IKEA!

"Bounce back! Bounce back! My babies, bounce back!" Wu Hen gave an order, and the mirrors were instantly activated, forming a huge reflective matrix that bounced all of Medusa's petrifying rays back!

"Hiss--" Medusa obviously did not expect such an operation. Caught off guard, she could only dodge her own petrifying light in a panic. The scene was once very chaotic.

"Take advantage of now!" Wu Hen seized the opportunity and launched a "bombardment" on Lucifer and Merlin.

The two "demolition office directors" were frightened out of their wits by Medusa's petrifying light. They had no intention of getting entangled with Wu Hen and could only run away in panic.

"Want to run? No way!" Wu Hen sneered and used his famous skill - "Foshan Shadowless Kick".

His feet were flying like phantoms, and each kick landed accurately on Lucifer and Merlin's buttocks. The pain was indescribable.

"Ouch! My old waist!" Lucifer and Merlin screamed in pain, but they were unable to resist. They could only roll around on the ground like two balls being kicked by Wu Hen.

"Stop! Stop right there!" An angry voice came from the depths of the ruins, filled with boundless pressure.

A sneer appeared on Wu Hen's lips. It seemed that the real culprit finally couldn't help but show up.

He kicked Lucifer away, then turned and looked in the direction of the sound, with a dangerous glint in his eyes.

"I want to see who you are!" Wu Hen said, and punched the wall in front of him, revealing a dark passage.

Deep within the passage, there was endless darkness, like a yawning abyss waiting for its prey to fall into its trap...