Slaying God: I, the insane and witty god

With the deafening roar, it seemed as if the entire forest was shaking slightly.

Lin Qiye, Wu Hen and Yu Huiqinggong all kept their distance cautiously.

The broken branches around were outlined with ghostly shadows in the moonlight.

Wu Hen was about to make a joke, but he swallowed his words back. He frowned and tried to identify the source of the roar.

At this moment, Wu Hen suddenly felt a strange energy sweeping over from behind him.

He turned around suddenly and instantly took out the metal staff in his hand.

He muttered to himself, "Come out, strange but interesting summoned beast—Ripple Banana!"

As the spell fell, a crack appeared on the ground.

Then, a yellow banana with wonderful ripples all over its body floated out, and a playful smiling face was printed on the banana peel.

Seeing this thing that was summoned,

Lin Qiye couldn't help but cover his forehead: "Brother, your summoning technique is still as... unexpected as ever."

Yu Hui Qing Gong glanced at Wu Hen's unique summon and smiled suddenly.

In an instant, the majestic female swordsman became more charming.

She whispered, "Anything is fine, as long as it can deal with those strange beasts."

Just as the three of them were joking, the pitch-black wild cats rushed over impatiently.

Wu Hen raised his lips slightly, shouted loudly, and the ripple banana in his hand burst instantly.

A blinding light was released, dazzling the wild cats and causing them to retreat together.

"Humph, little brat, look at my extraordinary performance!"

Wu Hen raised his eyebrows proudly, then swung his staff, and a cute little pig with three wings appeared out of thin air.

He opened his mouth and blew out a cloud of pink bubbles, instantly paralyzing two or three black cats.

"Haha, is this considered...a pink bubble bath service?"

Lin Qiye couldn't help laughing, secretly admiring the fact that he could maintain such a relaxed and humorous atmosphere during the tense confrontation.

However, before the three of them could celebrate for too long, the roar that had stopped in the distance sounded again, even more shocking than before.

The ground shook more and more, and a feeling of unease gradually spread.

Wu Hen felt the oppression and could no longer make jokes.

His system sounded an alarm, indicating that a fierce battle was about to occur.

Yuhui Qinggong looked solemn: "It seems that this is just foreplay, the real show is yet to come."

Just as she finished her words, she saw a huge shadow rapidly approaching from the end of the woods, vaguely revealing a huge and ferocious outline.

Wu Hen, Lin Qiye and Yu Hui Qinggong looked at each other, and read the same message from each other's eyes.

"Hold your sword tightly, Yuhui." Lin Qiye said in a deep voice, his eyes full of determination.

"Don't worry." Yuhui replied softly, but his tone revealed an unquestionable power.

Wu Hen took a deep breath, and a surge of excitement inexplicably surged in his heart.

He always felt that only at such moments could he truly be reborn and meet the challenges of fate.

Thinking of this, he crossed his staff across his chest, and a courage that did not belong to this world arose spontaneously.

Immediately afterwards, the black shadow pounced on them mercilessly. The gravel on the ground flew everywhere due to the huge impact, and the three of them retreated together.

But at this critical moment, Wu Hen's system once again prompted: The opportunity for victory is right in front of you, it depends on whether you dare to seize it.

Wu Hen raised his lips in an unruly arc and walked towards the giant.

An incomparable fighting spirit arose in his heart, like a fearless declaration of war against fate.

He knew that this time, he would definitely go one step further.

After going down the mountain, the warm sunshine fell on my body, dispelling the coldness in the forest.

Wu Hen stretched out his body, humming an unknown tune, feeling particularly relaxed.

"Next, we have to pick someone up." Yuhui Qinggong suddenly said, his tone calm, as if he was talking about something ordinary.

"Pick someone up?" Wu Hen and Lin Qiye asked in unison, with confusion written all over their faces.

Could it be that besides the three of them, there are other people who want to enter the ruins together?

"Don't get me wrong, he won't go down to the ruins with us." Yuhui Qinggong explained.

"He's just a prophet who will give us some hints before we set out."

"Prophet?"

Wu Hen raised his eyebrows, with an expression that said, "Are you serious?"

"In this day and age, there are still such professions? Could he be some kind of charlatan?"

Lin Qiye also expressed doubt: "Is prophecy really reliable?"

"What if he predicts that we will be completely wiped out this time? Wouldn't that scare us so much that we won't dare to go?"

Yuhui Qinggong smiled faintly, "Xing Taixiang's ability is unquestionable. Although he himself is somewhat... peculiar, his predictions have never been wrong."

"special?"

Wu Hen's curiosity was aroused.

"What's so special about it? Does he have some weird hobby?"

Yuhui Qinggong did not answer directly, but smiled mysteriously: "You will know when you meet him."

The three of them arrived at the station and looked around, but they didn't see the prophet that Yuhui Qinggong mentioned.

"Hasn't he arrived yet?" Lin Qiye looked at the time, feeling a little impatient.

"It should be soon."

Yuhuiqing Palace looked around,

"He looks like an ordinary high school student, but he's usually accompanied by a woman with...distinctive features."

"A woman with obvious features?"

Wu Hen's eyes lit up, and a series of scenes not suitable for children emerged in his mind.

"How obvious? Hot body? Scandalous clothing? Or..."

"Cough cough..."

Lin Qiye coughed lightly, interrupting Wu Hen's YY.

"Can you be serious? We are on a mission now, not..."

"Oh, it was just a joke."

Wu Hen waved his hand. "But to be honest, this prophet really knows how to enjoy himself. He even has beautiful women around him."

"It is said that the woman was his... source of inspiration." Yu Huiqing Palace explained,

"Without her around, his prophetic powers would be ineffective."

"Source of inspiration? This statement... is really fresh and unconventional." Wu Hen touched his chin with a meaningful look on his face.

Lin Qiye closed his eyes, released his mental power, and tried to find Xing Taixiangjian's figure in the crowd.

After a moment, he opened his eyes and frowned.

"I didn't find it. There are too many people at the station, and my mental power can't cover everyone."

"I'll try."

Wu Hen also closed his eyes and muttered to himself, "System, activate the 'Fiery Eyes and Golden Pupils' mode! Let me see who is the legendary prophet and who is his... source of inspiration!"

However, Wu Hen's "fire eyes and golden pupils" did not play any role.

He opened his eyes and spread his hands helplessly: "No, there are too many people, I can't find it at all."

Yuhui Qinggong pondered for a moment and said, "Maybe they're not at the station. Let's look around and see if there's anything...special."

The three left the station and began searching the surrounding streets.

Suddenly, Wu Hen stopped and pointed at a store not far away and said, "Look, what kind of store is that?"

The shop sign had some eye-catching words written on it: Adult Products Store.

"No way…"

Lin Qiye widened his eyes, his face full of disbelief.

"Could it be that Xing Taixiang and his...source of inspiration have gone to a place like this?"

Wu Hen chuckled: "Maybe this is their 'special' feature? Maybe in a place like that, his predictive ability would be even stronger."

The three of them looked at each other and finally decided to go and find out what was going on.

As they walked into the store, they were greeted by a strange smell that made them feel a little embarrassed.

The shop is filled with a dazzling variety of goods.

Wu Hen browsed the merchandise on the shelves while muttering quietly: "Tsk tsk tsk, young people nowadays really know how to have fun..."

At this moment, a familiar voice came from behind: "Yuhui, why are you here?"

The three of them turned around and saw a boy in a high school uniform standing behind them with a look of surprise on his face.

Next to the boy stood a tall woman dressed in sexy clothes.

The woman had heavy makeup on her face, charming eyes, and exuded a mature charm in her every move.

"See you, Xing Taixiang?"

Yuhui Qinggong smiled slightly, "It seems we have found the right place."

Xing Taixiang saw Lin Qiye and Wu Hen behind Yuhui Qinggong, and a hint of doubt flashed across his face: "Who are these two..."

"my friend."

Yuhui Qinggong introduced briefly, "This time when we go to the ruins, we need your help to predict the future."

Xing Taixiang nodded and his eyes fell on Wu Hen.

He walked up to Wu Hen, stretched out his hand, and said, "Hello, my name is Xing Taixiangjian."

Wu Hen held Xing Taixiang's hand, and the corners of his mouth rose slightly: "Nice to meet you, my name is Wu Hen."

The hand that Xing Taixiang saw was extremely cold, as if it had no temperature at all.

"let's go."

Yuhui Qinggong said, "Go to the house I rented, where you can make predictions more conveniently."

Everyone left the adult store and headed to the house that Yuhui Qinggong rented in Hokkaido.

On the way, Wu Hen couldn't help but ask Yu Huiqinggong, "By the way, what exactly is that 'Wu Ji'er' you mentioned earlier?"

Yu Huiqinggong's expression changed slightly, and a complex emotion flashed in his eyes...

"Ding—Detected the host is experiencing an embarrassing episode. Reward: a special item: a Social Death Blocker. This temporarily blocks the sight and sound of those around you. The duration is three minutes, with a cooldown of one hour."

"Do you want to use it?" The system's mean voice sounded in Wu Hen's mind.

"What the hell are you doing with your big head!" Wu Hen roared in his heart. This system always fails at critical moments and only gives him bad advice.

At this moment, he was standing at the door of an adult products store called "Midnight Passion", looking at Lin Qiye in surprise.

Through the glass door, they clearly saw Xing Taixiang, the legendary prophet,

At this moment, she was standing in front of the cashier with a flushed face, holding a pink bag in her hand, with a bunny girl posing in a coquettish manner printed on the bag.

Next to Xing Taixiang, there stood a hot fox girl.

She was holding a pair of lace panties and trying them on him: "Handsome boy, what do you think of these? They really suit your skin tone~"

Xing Taixiang's face turned red and almost bled, and he stammered, "No... no need... I... I don't need this..."

"Hey, don't be shy~"

The fox girl's eyes are as charming as silk, and her voice is so sweet that water can drip out.

"This is our store's hot item. Wearing it will definitely make you want more."

Wu Hen was stunned watching from the side. The scene was so beautiful that he dared not look at it.

He secretly glanced at Lin Qiye and found that he was also shocked, with the corners of his mouth twitching slightly.

"This... is what you called... the source of inspiration?" Lin Qiye spoke with difficulty, feeling that his three views had been severely impacted.

Wu Hen silently gave a thumbs up: "Great, my brother, this source of inspiration... is indeed... special..."

Xing Taixiang in the store wanted to find a hole to crawl into when he saw this.

He never expected that he would be dragged into this store by the fox girl in a moment of impulse and be subjected to all kinds of sales pitches by her.

He originally just wanted to buy something to deal with the fox girl,

Unexpectedly, she kept talking more and more outrageous, and finally asked him to try on...sexy lingerie!

"This...this isn't good..." Xing Taixiang protested weakly, feeling his face burning.

"What's wrong with that~"

The fox girl said coquettishly, "Look at you, you are so handsome and have such a good figure, you will definitely look charming in it~"

Xing Taixiang felt like he was about to suffocate. He took a deep breath and mustered up the courage to say, "I...I...I call Wu Jier Sister!"

Hearing this, the fox girl's body suddenly stiffened and the smile on her face disappeared instantly.

She was silent for a moment, then silently put the things that Xing Taixiang had selected into the bag.

Handing it to him, he said in a cold tone: "A total of... three hundred and twenty yuan..."

Xing Taixiang felt as if he had been pardoned. He quickly paid the money, grabbed the bag and ran out.

He felt like he had escaped from hell and was soaked all over.

As soon as he ran to the door, Xing Taixiang saw Yu Huiqinggong, Lin Qiye and Wu Hen standing at the door.

He suddenly froze in place, with a wonderful expression on his face, as if he had experienced the ups and downs of life in an instant.

Yuhui Qinggong's gaze fell on the pink bag in Xing Taixiang's hand, and he was about to say something but stopped himself.

"You...you...why are you here..." Xing Taixiang asked stutteringly, feeling like he was about to faint.

"We... just arrived..." Yuhui Qinggong said lightly,

"Then...then...how long have you been here..." Xing Taixiang's voice was trembling, and his heart was filled with despair.

"Not...long..." Yuhui Qinggong's tone was meaningful.

Xing Taixiang felt like his world was collapsing.

He couldn't imagine how much Yuhui Qinggong, Lin Qiye and Wu Hen had seen and heard.

He wished he could disappear from this world immediately, or... just faint.

"Um..." Wu Hen suddenly spoke, breaking the awkward silence, "You...bought a lot of good things..."

Xing Taixiang's face turned even redder when he saw this, and he wished he could find a hole in the ground to crawl into.

"Actually...we also want to go shopping..." Wu Hen continued, with a meaningful smile on his face.

"I just don't know...whether you mind...taking us along..."

Xing Taixiang saw: "..."

He felt like he was going crazy.