Slaying God: I, the insane and witty god

"Oh my god, how do I deal with this thing?" Wu Hen scratched his head. The powerful force emitted by the altar made it difficult for him to breathe, as if a mountain was pressing down on him.

"Even the goddess Nuwa can't do anything about it. It seems like it's up to me, a 21st century "five good" youth, to use my brain!"

The altar is densely carved with patterns that look like some ancient writing or some mysterious symbols.

Wu Hen tried various methods to decipher it, and even took out his mobile phone to take a lot of pictures of the pattern, trying to identify it using image recognition software, but the result was naturally useless.

"Could this thing be some kind of alien technology?" Wu Hen muttered as he circled around the altar, trying to find some clues.

"Do we need to use blood to prove our relationship? Or recite a spell or something?"

Time passed minute by minute, Wu Hen was as anxious as an ant on hot pan, but he still had no clue.

Just when he was about to give up, a sudden flash of inspiration struck him. He slapped his forehead and muttered to himself, "Wait, did I do something wrong? Who said that puzzles must be solved according to routines?"

Wu Hen took a deep breath, and then...

Started doing radio gymnastics facing the altar!

While dancing, he kept chanting: "One, two, three, four, two, two, three, four, three, two, three, four..."

The gods were stunned, and Hephaestus couldn't help but complain: "Is this kid under too much pressure and his brain burned out?"

Nuwa had a solemn expression on her face. She could feel the power fluctuations emanating from Wu Hen. Although weak, they were extremely pure.

At this moment, the altar suddenly shook violently. Every movement and every word of Wu Hen seemed to coincide with some mysterious rhythm, triggering the hidden mechanism of the altar!

"Holy crap, it worked?" Wu Hen was shocked himself. He had just wanted to give it a try, but he didn't expect that he would actually get it right by accident.

"I see! I get it!" Wu Hen's eyes flashed. He pointed at the pattern on the altar and explained incessantly, "This isn't a word at all. It's a trajectory of energy flow. As long as you follow a specific order..."

"Wait, what did you just say? The trajectory of energy?" Even the knowledgeable Nuwa was surprised. "How did you know that?"

Wu Hen raised his eyebrows proudly, "I can see through that. As expected of me, geniuses are different!"

He took a deep breath and placed his hands on the altar. A powerful force flowed through his arms and into his body. The complex patterns on the altar seemed to come alive, emitting a dazzling light.

"boom!"

A powerful force was released from the altar, which transformed into countless beams of light, rushing towards the bewitched gods and monsters, temporarily repelling them.

"It's done!"

Before Wu Hen could breathe a sigh of relief, an even stronger sense of oppression enveloped his heart.

He turned around suddenly, "It's you!"

"Good man, I knew it was you who was behind this!" Hades's sinister voice sounded like it came from the Netherworld, with a biting chill.

He was surrounded by black mist, and in his hand was a spear emitting the breath of death, with the tip of the spear pointing directly at Wu Hen.

Ares followed closely behind, his face full of disdain: "Boy, don't think you can show off just because you have unlocked a broken altar. This is not the place for you to run wild!" The battle axe in his hand burned with flames, and his eyes were full of bloodthirsty fighting spirit.

Facing the pincer attack from two gods, Wu Hen remained unfazed. Instead, a playful smile appeared on his lips. "Hey, Pluto and the God of War are teaming up to kill monsters? What's the matter? Are you feeling unbalanced because I stole your limelight?"

Before he could finish his words, Hades' spear had already pierced the air and went straight for Wu Hen's throat.

Wu Hen dodged the attack easily with a flash of his body, and kicked Hades on the wrist.

Hades felt pain and the spear flew out of his hand.

"Is that all you can do?" Wu Hen sneered.

However, before he could feel proud, Ares's battle axe had already smashed down on his head.

Wu Hen quickly raised his arms to block, but the huge force made him take a few steps back.

"Interesting." Wu Hen moved his wrist, a glimmer of excitement flashing in his eyes.

He was not stupid enough to confront the two gods head-on, but instead took advantage of the surrounding environment, constantly dodging and moving around, waiting for an opportunity to counterattack.

"Boom!" Hades and Ares' attacks missed again, and they collided with each other, making a deafening noise.

Wu Hen seized the opportunity, kicked the ground with both feet, and rushed towards Hades like an arrow, punching him!

"Bang!" Hades was caught off guard by the sudden punch and staggered back a few steps.

Before he could react, Wu Hen kicked him again, tripping him to the ground.

"With your skills, how can you be called Hades?" Wu Hen clapped his hands with a look of disgust on his face, "Go back and practice for a few more years!"

"Roar!" Seeing this, Ares roared angrily and attacked again, waving his battle axe.

Wu Hen was not in a hurry. He dodged the attack sideways and then punched Ares in the chest.

Ares groaned and flew backwards.

"That's all." Wu Hen dusted himself off, looking relaxed.

The gods around were all dumbfounded. They never imagined that a seemingly ordinary mortal could actually fool Hades and the God of War.

"Don't be too happy, boy!" Hades got up from the ground, his eyes full of resentment, "Do you think you can stop me like this?"

Wu Hen ignored Hades's shouting, but looked up into the distance, where a force that made his heart palpitate was surging.

He knew that the real source of the crisis was there!

"Sorry, I don't have time to play with you." Wu Hen said this and turned around and ran towards the source of the crisis.

"Stop!" Hades and Ares wanted to chase him, but were shocked by the powerful force released by Wu Hen and could only watch him leave.

Wu Hen ran all the way and finally arrived at the edge of the divine realm.

He looked up and saw a dark space in front of him, filled with an ominous atmosphere.

"This is..." Wu Hen took a deep breath, a trace of determination flashed in his eyes, "The entrance to the Divine Prison!"