Slaying God: I, the insane and witty god

The light dissipated, and Wu Hen's figure disappeared from the spot. When he reappeared, he was already at the bottom of a deep valley.

Thick fog filled the valley, blocking the view. The cold and damp air was filled with a strange smell that was creepy.

"Oh my god, playing teleportation? What the hell is this place?" Wu Hen couldn't help but complain. He looked around, trying to find some familiar scenery, but found himself in an unfamiliar environment.

"Hahaha, welcome to my territory, boy!" A sharp and piercing voice echoed in the valley, its tone full of teasing and provocation. "If you want to achieve the final victory, you must first get past me!"

"Tsk, which little jerk is playing tricks again?" Wu Hen curled his lips, not taking the threat seriously at all.

Just as he was about to lift his foot to move forward, his feet suddenly felt empty and he fell down.

"Shit! What's going on?!" Wu Hen exclaimed, but before he could react, he was caught by something soft.

"Hey, little brother, are you okay?" A sweet voice sounded in my ears.

Wu Hen looked up and saw a girl in a pink dress looking at him with a smile. She was holding a long staff in her hand, and a faint light was flickering at the top of the staff.

"It was you who saved me?" Wu Hen got up from the ground, dusted himself off, and looked at the girl in front of him in confusion.

"Yes, that's exactly why I came here." The girl smiled slightly, a sly look in her eyes. "This valley is full of dangers, so be careful, little brother."

Before Wu Hen could react, the figures of other contestants suddenly appeared in the surrounding fog: Nezha, Jeanne d'Arc, Susanoo...

They all looked around vigilantly, obviously aware of the danger.

"Hmph, a bunch of ants." Susanoo snorted coldly, drew the long sword from his waist, and took the lead to walk into the depths of the valley.

Seeing this, others followed suit.

Wu Hen was just about to leave when he suddenly felt a sharp pain in his foot. He looked down and saw a sharp arrow stuck at his foot.

Before he could react, there was another sound of breaking air, and dozens of arrows shot towards him from all directions.

"Oh my god, are they serious?!" Wu Hen dodged quickly. The arrow flew past his body and got stuck in the tree trunk behind him. The tail of the arrow was still shaking.

"Hahaha, kid, let's see where you can run!" Loki's voice came from the depths of the valley, his tone full of pride and sarcasm.

While dodging the rain of arrows, Wu Hen observed the surrounding environment, trying to find a place to hide.

However, this valley seemed to be under a spell. No matter where he ran, a rain of arrows would follow him like a shadow.

"Damn it, these guys are playing dirty tricks!" Wu Hen hid behind a huge rock, panting, looking at the arrows falling from the sky, his heart filled with anger.

He was about to rush out to fight Loki, but suddenly an idea struck him, and he shouted at the rain of arrows: "You arrows, haven't you eaten yet?..."

Wu Hen suddenly shouted at the rain of arrows: "You arrows, have you not eaten? You are shooting so slowly, like turtles crawling!" He dodged nimbly and used humorous words to disrupt the minds of the contestants around him.

When these words were spoken, even the usually serious Joan of Arc couldn't help but glance sideways, with the corners of her mouth twitching slightly.

Nezha laughed out loud: "Hahaha, this kid is such a funny guy!"

Susanoo, who had been chasing Wu Hen with a murderous look on his face, was stunned for a moment when he heard this, and then he became furious: "Asshole! How dare you look down on me!"

Wu Hen's antics did distract everyone's attention.

He took the opportunity to find a blind spot, successfully avoided the rain of arrows, and also spotted a scoring point hidden in the crevice of the rocks.

"Haha, thank you for the treat!" Wu Hen grabbed the points, but before he could be happy, the ground suddenly shook violently.

"Boom!"

A huge monster broke out of the ground. It was huge, covered with hard black scales, and its scarlet eyes flashed with ferocity, like a beast from hell.

The monster roared and rushed towards Wu Hen, and a strong sense of oppression came over him.

Wu Hen remained calm and composed. He sprinted nimbly around the monster's massive body, occasionally kicking its legs. He kept saying, "You big guy, you run so slowly. If you don't have the right legs, don't come out and embarrass yourself!"

Enraged by his provocation, the monster attacked even more fiercely, sweeping its massive tail across and breaking the surrounding trees in half.

Wu Hen narrowly avoided the attack, but found himself forced into a dead corner.

"This is bad..." Wu Hen looked at the monster approaching step by step and thought to himself that it was not good.

At this moment, a figure suddenly appeared behind the monster...

"Take a stick from my old grandson!"

Nezha rode on the Wind Fire Wheel and descended from the sky, smashing the monster's head hard with a Circle of Heaven and Earth.

The monster roared in pain, but its skin and flesh were still thick and tough, and it was completely unharmed.

"Oh my god, this defense is too abnormal!" Wu Hen complained while dodging the monster's attack.

He rolled his eyes and figured it out.

He just tapped his toes lightly, leaped up like a ghost, and landed steadily on the monster's back.

"Big guy, come and catch me!" Wu Hen provoked the monster while poking his fingers hard in the eyes.

"Roar!" The monster felt pain and shook its body wildly, trying to throw Wu Hen off its back.

Wu Hen was like an experienced rider, sticking to it firmly no matter how it tossed him around.

"Hahaha, look everyone, this monster is doing street dance!" Wu Hen pointed at the wildly swaying monster and laughed so hard that he fell over.

The other contestants couldn't help laughing when they saw this scene.

Susanoo was originally watching coldly from the side, wanting to wait for Wu Hen and the monster to be defeated so that he could reap the benefits.

Unexpectedly, the monster was fooled by Wu Hen and actually rushed towards him.

"Baka!" Susanoo was suddenly panicked and dodged in a panic.

The monster's huge body rushed past his nose, scaring him so much that he broke out in a cold sweat.

"Hahaha, Susanoo, is this move of yours called 'the mantis stalks the cicada, unaware of the oriole behind'?" Wu Hen smiled even more triumphantly when he saw Susanoo's embarrassed look.

While the monster's attention was distracted, Wu Hen discovered that a scale on its back was slightly different in color.

He had an idea in his mind, gathered all his strength, and punched forward.

"Ow—!"

The monster let out a scream and fell to the ground with a bang.

Wu Hen jumped off it, clapped his hands, walked to the points dropped by the monster with a relaxed look, and put them happily in his pocket.

"Tsk tsk, why didn't you just behave yourself earlier? Why did you have to force me to take action?" Wu Hen shook his head at the monster's corpse with an expression that said "you can't do it".

The other contestants were stunned when they saw this scene.

This seemingly nonchalant guy actually defeated this powerful monster!

Just as Wu Hen was about to continue exploring the valley, suddenly, a crack appeared in the sky, and a huge rune slowly emerged, emitting a mysterious light.

Wu Hen looked up at the runes in the sky and muttered to himself, "What the hell is going on here..."