Slaying God: I, the insane and witty god

Lin Qiye glanced at the crowd and saw that the prisoners were like eggplants hit by frost, completely wilted, so he put away his sword.

He was about to speak when he heard a strange "cluck, cluck" laugh coming from beside him, as if an old hen was stuck laying eggs.

Lin Qiye turned around and saw that Cao Yuanhai was grinning with his mouth drooling. If you didn't know him, you would think he had won five million.

"Holy crap, what's wrong with Lao Cao? Is he possessed?"

Wu Hen was completely bewildered, the situation had changed so quickly. They were fighting to the death just now, but now everyone was just grinning foolishly.

A system task suddenly popped up in his mind: imitate Cao Yuanhai's laughter for ten seconds.

The corner of Wu Hen's mouth twitched. This system must be a joke, right?

Lin Qiye slapped his head and then remembered Cao Yuanhai's out-of-control problem.

He quickly gave Baili Pang'er a wink, and Baili Pang'er understood.

He immediately took out an ancient scroll from his treasure bag which he had taken out from somewhere and threw it to Lin Qiye.

This scroll is the [Forbidden Scroll], which is specifically used to deal with those who are out of control.

Lin Qiye took the scroll and was about to unfold it when he suddenly frowned and looked up into the distance.

A powerful aura was approaching rapidly, and the familiar feeling made his heart tremble.

"The Master is coming!" he growled, his eyes becoming fierce.

"It's too late to explain, run!"

"Run? Where to run?" Wu Hen looked confused. There were high walls and electric fences all around, making it impossible to escape!

"Follow me!" Lin Qiye didn't explain and rushed directly towards the steel wall.

Everyone followed closely behind, confused, but not daring to hesitate for a moment.

Lin Qiye flew up and slashed the wall with the sword in his hand. A huge crack appeared instantly.

He went in without hesitation, and the others followed.

Passing through the wall, they came to the edge of a high enclosure.

Below is the rough sea.

"Jump!" Lin Qiye jumped without hesitation, and his figure disappeared into the night.

"Fuck, are they making such a big deal out of this?!" Wu Hen screamed and jumped down as well.

The others looked at each other, then finally gritted their teeth and jumped into the sea.

The cold sea water swallowed them in an instant. Wu Hen felt like he was wrapped in the sea like dumpling filling, with the whistling wind and roaring waves in his ears.

He suddenly felt someone grabbing his hand, and a warm power came over him.

He turned around and saw...

Wu Hen turned around and saw that it was An Yuqing!

She was looking at him with a worried look on her face, a piece of wood tightly clenched in her hands.

"Hold on tight!" An Yuqing shouted and stuffed the wooden board into Wu Hen's hands.

Before Wu Hen could react, he was swept up by a huge wave and choked on several mouthfuls of sea water.

"Ahem...Thanks, beauty!" Wu Hen wiped the sea water off his face and grinned.

Although An Yuqing is a prisoner, he is still very loyal at the critical moment!

He was about to make a joke when he heard a system notification: "Ding! Congratulations to the host for completing the task 'Survive in Seawater for One Minute'. Reward: a pair of 'Waterproof Earplugs'!"

Wu Hen's face was filled with black lines. It was already this time, and he was still rewarding this thing?

At this time, Lin Qiye also emerged from the sea. He grabbed Wu Hen's arm and

He said in a deep voice: "Stop talking nonsense, let's go up first!" Wu Hen nodded, and the two of them swam towards the sea together.

After finally climbing onto a reef, Wu Hen was panting and felt like he had just been pulled out of a washing machine.

He looked around and found that other people had also climbed up one after another, each of them looking like a drowned rat.

"Where's Lao Cao?" Lin Qiye looked around but did not see Cao Yuanhai.

As soon as the words fell, there was a sound of "splashing water".

Cao Yuanhai rushed out of the sea. He was wet all over, but his eyes were extremely fierce.

"Lin Qiye! I will kill you!" He roared, waving the big knife in his hand and rushed towards Lin Qiye.

"Fuck, this old Cao is never going to stop!" Wu Hen rolled his eyes. This plot is too ridiculous!

Lin Qiye's face darkened and he drew his sword to meet the enemy.

The two men instantly engaged in a fight, with swords flashing and water splashing everywhere.

Cao Yuanhai's attack became more violent, as if he had lost his mind.

Lin Qiye fought and retreated, with a hint of solemnity in his eyes.

Wu Hen was getting anxious watching from the side. It was like Old Cao was cheating now, and Lin Qiye was obviously struggling.

He was about to go up to help when suddenly a brilliant idea flashed in his mind.

He stealthily pulled out a roll of spider silk and a bundle of tape from his backpack...

During the fierce battle, Cao Yuanhai launched a fierce attack, and Lin Qiye was unable to dodge and was forced to the edge of the reef.

At the critical moment, a white shadow flashed by, and Cao Yuanhai was suddenly entangled by spider silk and unable to move.

Immediately afterwards, a bundle of tape fell from the sky and tied him tightly to the reef.

"Hey, Lao Cao, are you surprised? Are you surprised?"

Wu Hen appeared in front of Cao Yuanhai.

Cao Yuanhai's eyes were wide open with anger, but he couldn't make any sound, only a low "woohoo" growl.

He struggled desperately, but found that the spider silk and tape were extremely tough and he couldn't break free at all.

"Don't waste your energy, Lao Cao."

"These are my specially made 'Immortal Binding Rope' and 'God-Sealing Tape', specifically designed to deal with out-of-control individuals like you."

Wu Hen said proudly.

Lin Qiye walked up to Wu Hen, patted his shoulder, and smiled helplessly: "You kid, you really have everything ready."

Wu Hen chuckled and was about to take credit when he heard Cao Yuanhai's halting utterances: "You... run... I... can't control myself..."

Cao Yuanhai was tied up like a dumpling, unable to move, but he mumbled incoherently: "Run... I... am going to explode..."

He was trembling all over, as if something was surging under his skin, like a volcano about to erupt.

"Exploded? Lao Cao, are you role-playing popcorn here?"

Wu Hen had a joking look on his face, but his heart skipped a beat. Was Old Cao really going to self-destruct?

System, please find a solution for me!

"Ding! Urgent mission issued: Prevent Cao Yuanhai from self-destructing. Mission reward: A random skill book."

When Wu Hen heard this, he immediately became excited. This was a good opportunity!

Lin Qiye, however, looked solemn. He keenly noticed that the violent power in Cao Yuanhai's body was constantly expanding, and the situation was indeed not optimistic.

"Stop it, Wu Hen. Lao Cao is in danger now."

He said in a deep voice, "We have to get out of here quickly."

Wu Hen put away his playful smile and nodded: "I think so too, but we can't just leave him here, right?"

"If he really explodes, the power will be quite large!"

Lin Qiye turned to look at the trembling prisoners and said calmly, "Everyone, was the performance just now wonderful?"

"Now, I'm giving you a choice. Do you want to stay and watch the fireworks with Lao Cao, or leave with us?"

The prisoners looked at each other, thinking of the devastating battle scene just now, and were so scared that their faces turned pale. How could they dare to stay?

"We're going with you! We're going with you!"

Lin Qiye smiled slightly, turned to Wu Hen and said, "It seems that the audience has made their choice."

Wu Hen chuckled and took out a large bundle of rope from his backpack: "Let's go, Lao Cao, I'm sorry to have wronged you, brother will take you to fly!"

He swiftly tied the rope around Cao Yuanhai, and then tied the other end around his waist.

"Brothers, hurry up, the Master will be here soon!"

Everyone no longer hesitated and followed Lin Qiye and Wu Hen, running towards the steel wall.

Lin Qiye swung his sword again to cut open the wall, and everyone entered one after another.

Passing through the wall, they came to a dense jungle.

Lin Qiye looked up at the sky, a cold light flashing in his eyes: "Master, you can't catch up with me..."

Before he could finish his words, Wu Hen suddenly felt a tightness around his waist, and a huge force pulled him back...

Wu Hen was pulled back suddenly, and his face came into close contact with Cao Yuanhai, who was tied up like a dumpling.

"Fuck! Lao Cao, you're committing murder!" Wu Hen's nose felt sore and tears almost burst out.

What's the situation?

Could it be that Lao Cao’s “self-explosion” came early?

"It's not Lao Cao, the rope is broken!" Lin Qiye's voice came from the front with a hint of anxiety.

Only then did Wu Hen discover that the rope tied to Cao Yuanhai had broken into two pieces at some point, and the other end was being tightly held in An Yuqing's hand.

An Yuqing's face was pale and his forehead was covered with sweat. It was obvious that he had reached his limit.

"I...I can't hold on any longer..."

She trembled and said that although the lizard gene gave her strong climbing ability,

But the weight of the rope used to bind two living people was simply too staggering.

At the critical moment, Lin Qiye stepped on the golden light and rushed towards the steel wall like a flash of lightning.

With his agile body, he climbed up the wall like a gecko and in the blink of an eye he reached the top of the wall.

He grabbed the broken rope and shouted, "Hold on tight!"

Wu Hen and Cao Yuanhai suddenly felt their bodies lighten and the pressure suddenly reduced.

An Yuqing also breathed a sigh of relief and climbed up the rope.

Seeing this, Fatty Baili took out two flying swords without saying a word, stepped on the flying swords, and flew up with a whoosh.

This operation was so impressive that it made Wu Hen's scalp tingle.

"Old Baili, you hid it really well! You even have this thing?!"

Wu Hen complained while trying to climb up.

At this moment, the system popped up again: "Ding! Urgent mission issued: Climb the high wall within the time limit. Mission reward: One super invincible thunderbolt flash bomb!"

When Wu Hen heard this, he immediately became motivated. Just from the name, you can tell that this thing is not simple!

He used his hands and feet to climb up like a nimble monkey.

Everyone finally climbed up the high wall, panting as if they had survived a disaster.

Lin Qiye stood on the high wall, facing the rising sun, his eyes deep.

He chanted slowly, "When the great roc soars with the wind, it soars up to ninety thousand miles..."

As he chanted, the electric grid on the high wall suddenly flashed with dazzling lightning, and countless electric arcs flew in the air, making crackling sounds.

Lin Qiye stretched out his right hand, palm facing upwards, and the violent lightning seemed to be attracted by something.

It actually slowly gathered in his palm, forming an energy ball flashing with lightning.

"Fuck, Lao Lin, are you going to transcend the tribulation and ascend to heaven?" Wu Hen was stunned. This was too awesome!

Lin Qiye ignored Wu Hen's teasing. He stared into the distance with a sharp gaze and uttered a single word: "Break!"

The electric grid on the high wall collapsed instantly and turned into starlight that dissipated in the air.

The four of them crossed the edge of the high wall and landed on the other side.

"Fuck... shit..." Wu Hen looked at the scene in front of him and couldn't help but swear.

The four of them landed steadily, and found that there was a cliff at the edge of the high wall!

Below my feet, the turbulent sea reflects the golden light of the rising sun, stretching as far as the eye can see.

"Oh my god! Lao Lin, you call this escaping death? This is clearly jumping into a fire pit!"

Wu Hen let out a strange cry and subconsciously hugged the "zongzi" in his arms - Cao Yuanhai.

An Yuqing and Baili Pang'er also turned pale and their calves were trembling.

If you jump from this height, won’t you be smashed into a meat patty?

Lin Qiye, however, looked calm, with lightning flashing between his palms, as if he was controlling the power of thunder.

"What are you afraid of? This is the VIP channel, leading directly to the other side of freedom!"

A wicked smile appeared on his lips, "Jump!"

Before he finished speaking, the four of them jumped off the high wall against the strong wind.

Wu Hen only felt a whirring sound in his ears, and the strong feeling of weightlessness made his stomach churn.

He closed his eyes tightly and said silently in his heart: System bless you!

Please don't let me die!

"Eh? Wait, I seem to have forgotten something..."

Wu Hen suddenly remembered that he had not used the "Super Invincible Thunderbolt Flash Bomb" rewarded by the system!

If this thing were to be dropped, I wonder what earth-shattering effect it would cause...

"Oh my god! My flash bomb!" Wu Hen's desperate wail echoed in the air, but unfortunately, it was too late.

"Lao Lin, wait for me! I'm afraid of heights—"