Slaying God: I, the insane and witty god

The prisoners all stopped and stared with wide eyes at Wu Hen and Lin Qiye who suddenly appeared in front of the gate.

The atmosphere suddenly became tense, as if a cold wind blew, making people shiver involuntarily.

"This... isn't this Wu Hen and Lin Qiye?" a prisoner exclaimed with disbelief in his tone.

Wu Hen grinned, revealing a devilish smile: "Surprise, right? Want to go out? Ask my mace first if it agrees!"

The weapon in his hand flashed with cold light, as if ready to devour everything at any time.

Lin Qiye had a blank expression on his face, holding a long sword, and exuding a cold murderous aura, as if the god of death had arrived.

"Get out." He spoke slowly, only saying one word.

The prisoners were stunned for a moment, and then as if the start button was pressed, greed and ferocity flashed in their eyes.

The leading prisoner, An Yuqing, sneered, "So it's you two. You managed to escape our pursuit before, but this time you're dead!"

Wu Hen raised his eyebrows, a hint of teasing flashed in his eyes: "Oh, isn't this An Yuqing?"

"The last time I escaped your pursuit was only because I invited you to the party! This time, it's your turn to perform for me!"

Lin Qiye's eyes became sharp, and his pupils suddenly turned into a deep golden color.

An invisible pressure instantly spread out, making everyone present feel breathless.

"This...what's going on? How did Lin Qiye and Wu Hen become so strong?"

A prisoner exclaimed in a low voice, with obvious fear in his voice.

Wu Hen laughed heartily: "What? Are you scared? This is just the beginning, the best is yet to come!"

An Yuqing's eyes widened, a trace of anger flashing in them: "You two are just relying on a little cleverness, let's see how you survive this time!"

At this moment, Wu Hen's system suddenly activated and emitted a bright light: "System mission activated: 'The Light of Funny', challenge An Yuqing, defeat him to obtain the 'Heart of Funny', increase the protagonist's Charm by 100 points, and be rewarded with a set of top-grade equipment!"

Wu Hen nodded, his face full of confidence: "Okay, then let me experience your skills!"

The long sword in Lin Qiye's hand drew a sharp arc, and the sword light was like lightning, instantly dissolving An Yuqing's attack into nothingness.

"Humph, you two still want to stop us?"

An Yuqing roared unwillingly and attacked fiercely with his sword, but every move he made was easily resolved by Lin Qiye and Wu Hen.

The situation reversed in an instant. The prisoners' initial arrogance gradually turned into fear. They took a few steps back, their eyes full of anxiety.

"System prompt: The battle has entered a fierce stage. The protagonist's charm value has increased to 150 points, and the enemy's pressure has increased by 10%!"

The eyes of Wu Hen and Lin Qiye became more determined. The two of them had a tacit understanding. The weapons in their hands were like two ruthless poisonous snakes, attacking one after another without leaving any loopholes.

The prisoners retreated one after another, not daring to move forward easily. An Yuqing's face became increasingly ugly.

At this moment, two figures suddenly rushed over from a distance, so fast that it seemed as if they had teleported.

The middle-aged man and the fat man in the lead were Cao Yuanhai and Baili Panger who came to help.

"Wu Hen, Lin Qiye, we are here!"

Cao Yuanhai shouted loudly, and the long sword in his hand shone brightly, obviously he was a master.

Fatty Baili followed closely behind with a confident smile on his face: "Don't worry, with us here, these villains will never get away!"

Wu Hen and Lin Qiye looked at each other, a smile flashing in their eyes.

Wu Hen raised the corners of his mouth, revealing a confident smile: "Then let's have a big one together!"

Lin Qiye nodded slowly, and the long sword in his hand drew a sharp arc, completely eliminating the last trace of threat.

The prisoners fled in terror, but their fate was sealed.

"It's your turn to perform, An Yuqing, are you ready?"

Wu Hen's voice was filled with unprecedented confidence and murderous intent, making everyone present feel a chill in their hearts.

On the battlefield, the storm is brewing again, and everything has just begun.

Wu Hen looked at the fleeing prisoners, a wicked smile on his face: "Want to run? Have you asked my Italian cannon?"

The system immediately understood: "Roger that! Italian guns are ready, fire?"

Wu Hen smiled frivolously: "Wait a minute, the fun has just begun."

Lin Qiye summoned two straight knives, which shone coldly and a bloodthirsty light seemed to be dancing on the blades.

He held the knife in both hands and stood quietly in front of the gate. A powerful pressure instantly spread out, making it difficult for the prisoners to breathe.

At this moment, Lin Qiye was like a guardian angel, guarding the gate tightly and not allowing anyone to cross.

He was calm and confident, without a trace of emotion in his eyes, as if everything was under his control.

"The night watchman is here, you scoundrels, why don't you leave immediately!" Lin Qiye's voice resounded throughout the prison like a huge bell, deafening.

The prisoners were frightened by his sudden momentum. They stopped and looked at each other, and no one dared to fight back.

The atmosphere was so solemn that one could hear a pin drop.

An Yuqing's face turned pale. He didn't expect that Lin Qiye and Wu Hen were so powerful.

What I didn’t expect was that there would be such strong reinforcements as Cao Yuanhai and Baili Panger.

He knew that escaping today would be harder than climbing to the sky.

Wu Hen looked at An Yuqing with a playful smile on his face: "Hey, An Yuqing, aren't you very awesome? Why are you so scared now?"

"Come on, let's hurt each other!"

An Yuqing gritted his teeth, a fierce look flashed in his eyes. He took a deep breath, suppressed the fear in his heart, and slowly stood up.

"Lin Qiye, Wu Hen, don't get too complacent. It's still uncertain who will win!"

An Yuqing walked up to Lin Qiye, his eyes full of provocation...

An Yuqing walked up to Lin Qiye and Wu Hen, and a frosty sword condensed out of thin air in his hand, exuding an icy chill.

His eyes were cold and his tone was firm: "Whoever dares to touch them, I will kill him!"

Wu Hen burst out laughing: "Hey, An Yuqing, are you trying to be a hero and save the damsel in distress?"

"What a pity, you saved the wrong person. We are not weak little women."

Lin Qiye, on the other hand, looked calm and even yawned: "Boring."

Just then, Cao Yuanhai and Baili Panger arrived.

Cao Yuanhai fell from the air in an extremely strange posture - he kicked Baili Pang'er on the butt, used the force to land, and left Baili Pang'er in a mess in the air.

Fatty Baili fell to the ground like a cannonball, kicking up a cloud of dust, and he didn't get up for a long time.

Cao Yuanhai casually dusted himself off, looking smug. "Well, my 'Meteor Kick' is pretty good, isn't it?"

Wu Hen and Lin Qiye were stunned by this sudden and outrageous move, even An Yuqing was stunned.

"Oh my god, Lao Cao, can you be more normal?" Wu Hen complained.

"Hehe, this is just to look cool." Cao Yuanhai touched his nose awkwardly.

"Trying to show off? I think you want to make us laugh to death." Wu Hen rolled his eyes.

Fatty Baili finally got up from the ground and looked at Cao Yuanhai with resentment: "Brother Cao, could you tell me in advance next time? You almost broke my waist."

Cao Yuanhai laughed heartily: "Next time, definitely next time."

An Yuqing looked at these funny guys and felt like she was watching a farce.

He took a deep breath and tried to calm himself down: "You guys, don't think you can defeat me just because you have more people."

"This frost sword in my hand is not a vegetarian!"

As he spoke, he swung his frost sword. A cold light flashed, and a thin layer of ice instantly formed on the ground.

"Wow, that's pretty impressive."

Wu Hen raised his eyebrows, "But we are not vegetarians either!"

Wu Hen's system activated again: "System quest released: 'Frozen Romance', requiring the protagonist to have an ice dance duel with An Yuqing. Victory will grant the 'Heart of Ice and Snow', increasing the protagonist's ice resistance by 100% and rewarding the ice skill 'Icebound Miles'."

Wu Hen was immediately interested when he heard it: "Ice dancing? I like it! Then let's put on a gorgeous performance!"

Lin Qiye held his forehead helplessly: "Can you be more serious?"

"Serious? That would be so boring." Wu Hen winked at Lin Qiye.

"Don't worry, I know what's appropriate."

He turned to look at An Yuqing, a devilish smile on his face: "An Yuqing, are you ready? Our Frozen romance begins now!"

Before An Yuqing could react, Wu Hen slid in front of him, then suddenly stood up and hugged him...

Before An Yuqing could react, Wu Hen slid in front of him, then suddenly stood up and hugged him in a passionate bear hug.

"Oh, my dear, long time no see, I missed you so much!"

As Wu Hen spoke, he rubbed An Yuqing's shoulder with his face.

An Yuqing was completely confused. What was going on?

The script is wrong!

He struggled desperately, but could not escape Wu Hen's "warm embrace".

"Fuck, Wu Hen, what are you doing!" Lin Qiye couldn't stand it anymore and kicked Wu Hen away.

"Hey, Xiao Ye Ye, you're here too!"

Wu Hen brushed off the dust on his body nonchalantly, then threw a coquettish glance at Lin Qiye.

Lin Qiye dodged Wu Hen's glances with a look of disgust: "Can you be more normal?"

Wu Hen shrugged: "There's nothing I can do. This is the task the system gave me. I'm helpless too."

At this time, Cao Yuanhai and Baili Panger came over and looked at Wu Hen and Lin Qiye with concern.

"Are you okay? We heard something happened here, so we rushed here." Cao Yuanhai said.

"It's okay, it's just a small problem that will be solved quickly."

Wu Hen waved his hand, then winked at Baili Pang'er.

"Fatty, long time no see, did you miss me?"

Baili Pang'er got goose bumps all over his body: "No! Not at all!"

"Oh, it's so cruel." Wu Hen sighed pretending to be sad.

"Okay, stop making trouble."

Lin Qiye interrupted the joking of several people and asked, "What's going on now?"

Wu Hen finally stopped joking and pointed at An Yuqing and said, "This guy wanted to lead people to escape from prison, but we stopped him."

When Fatty Baili heard this, he immediately became excited: "What? Prison break? They're rebelling! Brothers, come on!"

"and many more!"

Lin Qiye stopped Baili Pang'er and said, "Don't be impulsive. Let's see what happens first."

"What are you looking at? Just do it!" Fatty Baili rubbed his hands, eager to try.

"Are you sure you can beat them?" Lin Qiye pointed at a group of prisoners behind An Yuqing and said.

Baili Panger took a look at the ferocious prisoners and immediately became a little timid: "Ahem, well, let's see what the situation is first."

"Fatty Baili, what are you afraid of?"

Cao Yuanhai stood up and yelled at An Yuqing and the others,

"Hey, you scum, come here and die!"

The prison suddenly fell silent, and then a cold voice broke the silence: "Night watchman? Haha, what a big mouth..."