Slaying God: I, the insane and witty god

"Doctor Li, I feel like everything is back to normal. Look, I'm in good spirits and my thinking is clear,"

"He's such a spirited young man! Look at his eyes full of wisdom and his strong body..."

As Wu Hen spoke, he frantically showed off his non-existent biceps and winked at Li Qihua.

Li Qihua held his forehead and resisted the urge to roll his eyes:

"Mr. Wu Hen, although you have been very... well, active, according to regulations, you still need to continue to be observed for one year."

"One year?! After one year, the daylilies will be cold!"

Wu Hen shouted exaggeratedly,

"I still have so much to do! Save the world, marry a beautiful and wealthy woman, and reach the pinnacle of life..."

Lin Qiye patted Wu Hen's shoulder helplessly: "Brother, calm down. Just one year, just treat it as a vacation."

Although he said this, Lin Qiye was secretly complaining in his heart.

Resurrect An Qingyu, find his parents, and that mysterious organization...

He has too many things to do, and one year is too long.

Back in the ward, Lin Qiye lay on the bed, his mind full of thoughts.

The sound of a nurse's footsteps was heard outside the door, and dinner was brought in - a bowl of porridge and two side dishes.

Lin Qiye took a look and had no appetite.

He stood up and walked to the window, looking at the sky outside which was gradually getting darker, his eyes gradually becoming firm.

"A year is too long. I have to seize every moment." He murmured in a low voice.

The order of the gate password kept flashing through my mind.

He closed his eyes, took a deep breath, and a confident arc appeared at the corner of his mouth.

"Prison break, arrange!"

At the same time, Baili Pang'er and Cao Ziyuan were sitting at the barbecue stall, toasting each other and exchanging cups.

"You said Qiye, that kid is really something. Why did he go in when he was fine?"

Baili Panger took a sip of beer and said indignantly.

"Who knows, but that kid has a lot of clever ideas, so he should be fine."

Cao Ziyuan took a bite of the skewer and spoke vaguely.

Suddenly, Cao Ziyuan's cell phone vibrated. He picked it up and saw that it was a text message.

After reading the text message, Cao Ziyuan stood up suddenly and his face changed drastically.

"What's wrong?" Fatty Baili was startled by him.

Cao Ziyuan grabbed Baili Pang'er's arm and said anxiously, "Qi Ye is in the fasting center! We have to go save him!"

As the night deepened, a dark figure quietly approached the combination-locked door at the end of the corridor...

Wu Hen followed the nurse through the corridor, looking around seemingly nonchalantly.

In fact, his eyes were rolling around, scanning everything around him like a radar.

He drew a map of the shelter in his mind and observed the "patients" coming and going.

And silently record their characteristics, such as which one likes to pick his feet, which one has a wandering look, and which one walks like a penguin...

"Hey, man, you have a really unique hairstyle, a Mohawk? Where did you get it? Can you recommend it?"

Wu Hen approached a bald man and asked seriously.

The bald man glanced at him, snorted coldly, and turned away.

Wu Hen was not annoyed. He shrugged and continued his "inspection" work.

"Tsk tsk, this food is quite bland. It's just like eating bran and vegetables, right?"

Wu Hen looked at the porridge and side dishes on the plate with a look of disgust.

"Will this stuff fill me up? Won't it make me so hungry I'll wake up in the middle of the night and try to figure out the empty city plan?"

Passing by an abandoned ward, Wu Hen stopped curiously.

The layout of this ward was the same as his room, except that it was empty and covered in dust, making it look particularly eerie.

"Hey, big brother, why is no one living in this room?" Wu Hen pointed at the room and asked the nurse.

"Oh, there used to be an extremely dangerous mental patient living here. Before that... it was where Cao Ziyuan lived."

The nurse lowered his voice and seemed reluctant to mention the matter.

"Cao Ziyuan?" Wu Hen's heart moved. Isn't this Baili Pang'er's friend?

It seems that this place is indeed not simple. Even a ruthless person like Cao Ziyuan is imprisoned here. I wonder what he has been through.

Wu Hen continued to follow the nurse calmly, but he began to think in his mind.

It seems that the jailbreak plan needs to be advanced...

Back in the room, Wu Hen was lying on the bed, seemingly resting with his eyes closed, but actually communicating with the system.

"System, is there any way to quickly improve my strength? Preferably something simple and crude that produces immediate results."

"Ding! Host needs detected, now issuing a special mission: 'Midnight Run'."

"Task: Run around the shelter ten times at midnight."

"Mission Reward: One 'Godspeed Talisman', which instantly increases your speed for ten minutes."

Wu Hen's mouth twitched. "What kind of weird task is this? Running in the middle of the night, do you want me to become the night running champion?"

"Ding! Friendly reminder: The host can choose not to accept the mission, but the difficulty of the next mission will be doubled."

"Okay, okay, okay, isn't it okay for me to accept it?" Wu Hen compromised helplessly.

At twelve o'clock midnight, Wu Hen quietly slipped out of the room and began his "midnight run" journey.

Just when he was running the fifth lap, suddenly, a familiar figure appeared in front of him...

"Lin Qiye?" Wu Hen exclaimed in surprise.

Lin Qiye also saw him, with a hint of surprise in his eyes: "Why are you here?"

Wu Hen was about to explain when suddenly, a burst of hurried footsteps came from the other end of the corridor, accompanied by a roar: "Stop! Don't run!"

Wu Hen and Lin Qiye looked at each other and said in unison: "Not good!"

Wu Hen and Lin Qiye ran as fast as they could, the shouting behind them getting closer and closer.

"Fuck, the security in this asylum is too tight! If you didn't know, you'd think you were in prison!"

Wu Hen complained as he ran, feeling that the difficulty of his midnight run mission was increasing sharply.

"Stop talking nonsense and run!"

Lin Qiye glanced back and saw that the people chasing them were several strong nurses.

He was still holding an electric baton in his hand, so it looked like he was going to have to have a midnight snack tonight.

The two ran to the backyard of the shelter and found that there was a high wall.

There is an electric fence on the wall, this is simply the real version of "PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds"!

"What should I do? Fly over it?" Wu Hen looked at the high wall with a look of despair.

Lin Qiye rolled his eyes and pointed at a ladder in the corner: "Go up!"

The two of them used their hands and feet to quickly climb up the ladder. Just when they were about to climb over the wall,

Suddenly, the searchlight on the wall came on, and the dazzling light shone on them like a spotlight on the stage.

"Don't move! Who are you?" A security guard's voice came from below.

Wu Hen and Lin Qiye looked at each other and thought to themselves that something was wrong.

"Oh, I've been discovered!"

Wu Hen shrugged casually.

"We just came out for a walk and to breathe some fresh air. Look how beautiful the moonlight is..."

The security guard obviously didn't buy it: "Stop talking nonsense! Get down here!"

At this critical moment, Wu Hen suddenly had an idea. He took out a talisman from his pocket and stuck it on Lin Qiye's back.

"The magic talisman, activate!"

Lin Qiye felt a powerful force surge into his body, and his speed increased instantly.

He grabbed Wu Hen's arm, jumped up, and actually flew over the high wall!

"Holy crap! Awesome!" Wu Hen exclaimed in the air. The effect of this magic talisman was too amazing!

After the two landed safely, Lin Qiye breathed a sigh of relief: "Finally, we escaped."

Wu Hen patted his chest with lingering fear: "Fortunately, I was smart, otherwise I would have to spend the night in the shelter."

Suddenly, Lin Qiye seemed to remember something and asked, "By the way, you mentioned Cao Ziyuan? What happened to him?"

Hearing this name, Wu Hen's expression turned serious: "He used to live in this shelter. I heard he was an extremely dangerous mental patient..."

"Cao Ziyuan..."

Lin Qiye muttered to himself, the figure of Baili Fatty appeared in his mind, and an inexplicable worry surged in his heart.

At the same time, thousands of miles away in Guangzhou and Shenzhen, Fatty Baili finished his shower and stood in front of the window of a high-rise building, gazing at the night view in the distance.

Suddenly, his cell phone rang...

"Hey?"

"Fatty, have you found out anything about Qiye?"

Cao Ziyuan asked in a rough voice, still chewing the skewers in his hand. The sizzling sound of the oil reached Baili Panger's ears through the phone, making him even more greedy.

"Oh, don't mention it, Brother Yuan, that kid is in the fasting center."

Fatty Baili sighed, his tone filled with worry, "It's said to be an observation period, and it will take a year before he can be released."

"A year?!"

Cao Ziyuan almost spit out the roasted leeks in his mouth.

"After a year, the flowers will be cold! What will be left of that boy? His chastity will be in jeopardy!"

Baili Pang'er also felt the same way: "That's right! That place in the fasting center, wow, wow, wow, it makes my back cold just thinking about it."

"No, Brother Yuan, we have to go save him!"

"Save? How? That place is heavily guarded. I heard not even a fly can get in."

Although Cao Ziyuan said this, he had already started thinking about how to "save the country in a roundabout way".

"Brother Yuan, have you forgotten my nickname is 'Miraculous Hands'? Breaking in by force definitely won't work, but I have plenty of ways!"

Fatty Baili said mysteriously, "Although I don't have any specific plans yet, I will definitely protect Qiye's chastity!"

"Good brother! So loyal!"

Cao Ziyuan was so moved that tears welled up in his eyes. "When Qiye comes out, I'll have to give him a good feast to celebrate his one-year chastity!"