Slaying God: I, the insane and witty god

"One year? Are you kidding me?!" Lin Qiye jumped up from the bed, feeling worse than eating a fly.

One year!

The daylily is completely cold, how can I save the world and have a love relationship at the same time?

He glared at Wu Hen as if he was the culprit of all this.

Wu Hen spread his hands, looking innocent: "Brother, this is really not my fault."

"I'm just an ordinary, caring citizen, just stopping by to see an old friend."

He was secretly happy in his heart: System, this assist is awesome!

Dr. Li Qihua pushed his glasses up and explained, "Mr. Lin, the observation period for mental illness is relatively long, especially given your special status. A year is not a long time."

"Don't worry, we will provide the most comfortable environment and the most professional treatment."

"Treatment? What treatment do I need? I just..." Lin Qiye tried to explain, but was interrupted by Li Qihua.

"The retreat has a beautiful environment, fresh air, and is far away from the hustle and bustle of the world, making it the perfect place for a quiet rest."

"Every day you can read, draw, play chess, and participate in group activities, such as...growing vegetables."

As Dr. Li Qihua spoke, a meaningful smile appeared on his face.

Growing vegetables?

!

Lin Qiye almost vomited blood.

He is the captain of the Night's Watch, but he has fallen to the point of growing vegetables?

This is worse than killing him!

He took a deep breath and tried to calm himself down: "Doctor, can I..."

"No."

Dr. Li Qihua flatly refused, "For your physical and mental health, we must strictly control your external contacts."

He turned to look at Wu Hen, "Mr. Wu, please cooperate with our work and don't cause unnecessary trouble to Mr. Lin."

Wu Hen nodded with a smile: "Of course, doctors are like parents, I understand."

He approached Lin Qiye and said in a low voice, "Brother, stop struggling and just enjoy your rural life."

"One year later, you will be the Shennong of the new era."

Lin Qiye glared at Wu Hen with gritted teeth, wishing he could eat him alive.

Just then, footsteps were heard outside the door, and a familiar voice rang out: "Report! Commander Ye and Director Zuo are here!"

Wu Hen's mouth curled up slightly. It seemed that the fun had just begun...

Ye Xiaofan and Zuo Xiaoqing walked into the room and were stunned when they saw the tense scene in front of them.

Ye Xiaofan broke the silence: "Lin Qiye, how do you feel?"

When Lin Qiye saw Ye Xiaofan, he felt like he saw a savior.

She immediately burst into tears, "Commander, they're going to lock me up! For a year! How is this any different from being in jail!"

"How can this be like being in jail?"

Dr. Li Qihua explained with a smile,

"Look, your clothes are hospital gowns, not prison uniforms; you live in a ward, not a cell; we provide you with treatment, not punishment."

"Most importantly, we provide food and accommodation here, as well as a wide variety of entertainment activities. What else can you not be satisfied with?"

"Free food and accommodation? Entertainment activities? Is growing vegetables considered entertainment?" Lin Qiye felt greatly insulted.

He pointed at Wu Hen, "And him! He's been fanning the flames all the time, hoping that the world won't be in chaos!"

Wu Hen looked aggrieved: "God, I'm just trying to comfort you! A year will pass quickly. By then, you'll be an expert at growing vegetables. Maybe you can even win the Landlords competition!"

"You..." Lin Qiye roared.

"Alright, alright," Ye Xiaofan patted Lin Qiye's shoulder. "The doctor is doing this for your own good. You really need a good rest in your current state."

"But a year is too long!" Lin Qiye said anxiously, "The situation outside is so complicated now, I..."

"Is there anything urgent?" asked Dr. Li Qihua.

Lin Qiye was stunned.

Yes, what else is urgent for him?

Former comrades-in-arms have now gone their separate ways; former lovers have long since passed away.

Now that he is alone, what else is there for him to let go of?

Seeing Lin Qiye remained silent, Ye Xiaofan sighed: "Lin Qiye, I know you feel bad."

"But you also have to consider your own health. One year later, you are still our captain and we still need you."

Wu Hen suddenly interrupted: "That's right! In a year, I will take you to eat the most authentic spicy hot pot!"

Lin Qiye rolled his eyes at him and said nothing.

He looked out the window, his eyes gradually becoming blurred.

One year is really too long...

Doctor Li Qihua clapped his hands and said, "Okay, Mr. Lin, do you have anything else to ask for?"

"If not, we'll leave first and let you have a good rest."

Lin Qiye shook his head and said nothing.

Doctor Li Qihua, Ye Xiaofan and Zuo Xiaoqing walked out of the room together, leaving only Lin Qiye and Wu Hen.

Wu Hen walked over to Lin Qiye and patted him on the shoulder: "Brother, stop being an emo. One year later, you'll be a brave man again!"

He paused and said, "By the way, I have something good here, do you want it..."

After Dr. Li Qihua and others left, only Lin Qiye and Wu Hen were left in the white room.

Lin Qiye slumped powerlessly on the bed, his eyes tightly closed, like an old monk in meditation, but in his heart he was roaring: One year!

One year!

I'm going to stay in this damn place for a year!

At the same time, in the meeting room of the Night Watch headquarters, the atmosphere was solemn.

"Xiao Fan, have you heard any news about the Great Xia God recently?"

A white-haired old man asked in a deep voice.

Ye Xiaofan shook his head: "Since the birth of Erlang Zhenjun, no other gods have appeared."

Zuo Xiaoqing tapped the table with her fingers and analyzed, "At present, there are two possibilities."

"One is that the gods have encountered some kind of predicament and are unable to protect themselves; the other is that they did this intentionally, hoping to use this opportunity to train us, the Night's Watch."

"Both possibilities are worrying..." the old man sighed.

Wu Hen leaned close to Lin Qiye's ear and pulled out a USB drive: "Brother, don't be depressed. This is a magical tool to kill time. Do you want to learn more about it?"

Lin Qiye suddenly opened his eyes and snatched the USB drive: "What is that? Study materials? Do you really think I'm here for recuperation?"

Wu Hen winked and said, "Hey, you know. The latest model, I guarantee you'll be satisfied."

Lin Qiye looked at Wu Hen suspiciously, inserted the USB drive into the computer in the room, clicked it open, and his eyes widened immediately.

"Oh my god! Where did you...get that?!"

Wu Hen raised his eyebrows proudly: "Don't worry about it, the hermit has his own clever plan."

"Enjoy yourself, a year will pass quickly." After saying that, he left the room humming a little tune.

In the conference room, the discussion continued.

"report!"

A communicator rushed in and said, "Just received news that a mysterious A-level arrival has appeared in the East China Sea!"

Ye Xiaofan frowned. "Another A-level? The frequency of A-levels appearing has been increasing recently..."

Zuo Xiaoqing said in a deep voice: "It seems that we need to reorganize the special team as soon as possible."

A senior executive said, "But, Captain Chen..."

Ye Xiaofan looked out the window, his eyes flickering: "Perhaps, there is a candidate..."

"The frequency of mysterious A-level arrivals has been frighteningly high lately. The special forces are practically nauseous from being so busy."

A senior executive rubbed his temples, looking tired.

"you do not say,"

Zuo Xiaoqing continued, "I've received several letters of complaint from Xia Meng'er, saying that the team members are exhausted. If this continues, they might go on strike."

"A low laugh echoed in the conference room. As the captain of the special team, Xia Meng'er was well-known for her protectiveness towards her children. The team members jokingly called her "Mother Hen."

"The special teams problem is really serious,"

Ye Xiaofan's expression was solemn. "Reorganization is imminent, but finding a suitable captain..."

She paused, and the conference room fell silent. Everyone knew that this was the most difficult problem.

The previous captain Chen Mo was transferred from his post for some reasons, and there are very few people who can take on this position.

"Oh, where can we find another Chen Mo..." A senior executive sighed, his tone full of helplessness.

"Chen Mo? Forget it, don't mention him. He makes me angry!"

Another senior executive said angrily,

"I went to see him a few days ago, and he was actually planting flowers! Planting flowers! The captain of the Night's Watch was actually planting flowers!"

"you do not say,"

Zuo Xiaoqing also shook her head.

"I heard he even calls himself a 'hermit among flowers,' saying he wants to stay away from the hustle and bustle of the world and pursue poetry and distant places... It's absolutely crazy!"

The atmosphere in the conference room became even heavier. Everyone knew that Chen Mo's departure was a huge loss to the Night Watch.

At this moment, Ye Xiaofan suddenly said: "I do have a candidate..."

She paused, and everyone's eyes were on her.

"Lin Qiye."

The conference room suddenly exploded.

"Lin Qiye? He's not..."

"Shh-"

Ye Xiaofan made a gesture to keep quiet, a gleam of light flashed in his eyes.

"I know what you're thinking, but the situation is special now, and we have to find another way."

She stood up, walked to the window, looked into the distance, and said slowly, "Perhaps, we can try..."