Slaying God: I, the insane and witty god

"Wait! Do you really think..." Luo Xiaoji didn't finish his words.

Lin Qiye had already turned into a shadow, with his two swords wrapped in a sharp blade wind, heading straight for Luo Xiaoji's neck!

Luo Xiaoji sneered, put two fingers together, and casually blocked the blade.

"Little tricks."

Zheng!

The sound of metal clashing suddenly rang out!

The contempt on Luo Xiaoji's face froze instantly. He looked down at his fingers in disbelief. Two long wounds suddenly appeared and blood gushed out.

"How can it be?!"

"That's it?"

Wu Hen crossed his arms and said in a tone that deserved a beating, "You call him the God of Trickery? I think he's just an elementary school student of Trickery."

Lin Qiye's double swords slashed down again, and the blades flashed with golden light, like burning flames.

"This is the power of miracles, capable of cutting through all illusions."

Luo Xiaoji's face changed, he quickly formed seals with his hands and muttered something.

"Trick - rewriting reality!" The surrounding space twisted, and the wound on Luo Xiaoji's finger disappeared in an instant.

However, the next moment, the wound reappeared and blood continued to flow.

Luo Xiaoji's pupils suddenly shrank. He had never encountered such a situation before. "This... This is impossible!"

"Little Kiki, stop struggling. Just lie down and let me spank you, okay?"

Wu Hen scratched his ear, looking nonchalant. "Look at you, you've even pissed off Old Cang. The consequences will be serious."

Luo Xiaoji took a deep breath, and a hint of ruthlessness flashed in his eyes.

"In that case...Jörmungandr!"

As his words fell, a huge black snake poked its head out from the void, its scarlet snake eyes staring at Lin Qiye and Wu Hen.

Seeing this, Wu Hen curled up his lips into an evil smile.

"Oh, are you using your ultimate move? Lao Cang, it's up to you!" Lin Qiye nodded, and the long sword in his hand shone even brighter.

"Random summoning magic!"

A dazzling light shot up into the sky, illuminating the entire night sky...

"Come out, my legendary beast—Pikachu!"

The dazzling light faded, and a fat yellow electric mouse appeared.

With two lightning-shaped streaks of ahoge on his head, his eyes wide open, he appeared in front of everyone with a confused look on his face.

"Pickup?"

Wu Hen covered his face and sighed deeply.

"Lao Cang, are you sure this is your divine beast? You're not here to make fun of me?"

Lin Qiye was also a little embarrassed and coughed lightly: "It's random, I can't do anything about it... Pikachu, 100,000 volts!"

Pikachu tilted his head, kicked his short legs, and a thin stream of electricity shot towards Jörmungandr...

Then there is no more then.

Jörmungandr didn't even lift his eyelids.

"Uh..." Wu Hen scratched his head, "How about we change?"

Lin Qiye took a deep breath and said, "It's too late!"

The twin swords in his hands shone brightly, the blades pointing directly at Luo Xiaoji, "Today, I will slay the gods!"

Luo Xiaoji snorted disdainfully: "Slay a god? With you? Once your divine power is exhausted, you will just be two ordinary mortals! When that happens, I will..."

Before Luo Xiaoji could finish his words, Lin Qiye had already rushed in front of him, the two swords in his hands turned into a shadow, and slashed down like a storm!

At the same time, Wu Hen also moved. His figure was ghostly, like a black lightning, shuttling across the battlefield, giving Luo Xiaoji a hard blow from time to time.

"Ice Age!"

"Meteorites fall from the sky!"

"Super Invincible Rasengan!"...

Dozens of super-level magic spells bombarded Luo Xiaoji one after another, and the scene was very chaotic for a while.

Luo Xiaoji's face was gloomy. He quickly formed seals with his hands and his figure instantly split into twelve. Each clone exuded a powerful aura.

"Trick - pitch-black snakes!" Twelve pitch-black giant snakes sprang out from the hands of the clones and attacked Lin Qiye and Wu Hen like poisonous snakes spitting out their tongues.

Lin Qiye's eyes fixed, and he shouted in a low voice: "Mortal God Realm!"

A golden light shield instantly enveloped him and Wu Hen, blocking all attacks.

In the [Mortal God Realm], Lin Qiye's speed and reaction ability have been improved to the extreme. Relying on the power of miracles, he dodged the attacks of the strange snake again and again.

Wu Hen was dazzled watching from the side and couldn't help but complain: "Lao Cang, it's a pity that you don't play professional games with your dodging skills!"

Lin Qiye ignored his teasing and stared at Luo Xiaoji's body, the two swords in his hands flashing dangerously.

He slowly raised his two swords and whispered, "Miracle—The Sorrow of the God of War..."

Seeing this, Luo Xiaoji's expression suddenly changed. He felt an unprecedented sense of crisis...

"Wait for me……"

Luo Xiaoji: "Wait! I..." Before he could finish,

Lin Qiye's double swords have already chopped down!

The sword light was as fast as a flash of lightning, instantly tearing apart Luo Xiaoji's twelve clones!

"Oh my god, Lao Cang, that's awesome!" Wu Hen was stunned watching from the side. This operation was simply amazing.

However, Luo Xiaoji's body remained unharmed. He sneered, "You're just showing off your skills in front of an expert?"

After the twelve clones shattered, they turned into black smoke and quickly condensed into an even larger black snake. It opened its bloody mouth and swallowed Lin Qiye!

"Reverse fixed-point summoning!" Lin Qiye shouted softly, and suddenly inserted the two swords in his hands into the ground.

A huge magic circle instantly appeared under the feet of the strange snake. Before the strange snake could react, it was teleported behind Luo Xiaoji's body!

"What the hell? You can play it like this?" Wu Hen was so shocked that his jaw almost dropped. "Lao Cang, your operation is too cool!"

The huge and strange snake bit Luo Xiaoji. Luo Xiaoji screamed, his body shook violently, and black blood flowed from the corner of his mouth.

"Rebound damage, not bad!"

Wu Hen clenched his fists excitedly, "Now let's see how you can still act cool!"

Luo Xiaoji covered his wound with a ferocious expression, "Damn it! Jörmungandr, kill them for me!"

As Luo Xiaoji roared, the huge Jörmungandr fell from the sky, covering the sky and the sun, as if the end of the world had come!

"Pikachu? Pikachu isn't good enough..."

Wu Hen looked at the Jörmungandr that covered the sky and the sun, and swallowed his saliva, "Lao Cang, use your ultimate move!"

Lin Qiye took a deep breath, and the two swords in his hands shone brightly.

"Miracle power! Random summoning magic!"

An even larger magic circle appeared in the air, its dazzling light illuminating the entire night sky, and a powerful energy wave emanated from it...

"Come out! My strongest beast..."

Lin Qiye's voice was filled with anticipation. "What on earth could it be?"

The light gradually dissipated, and a huge figure slowly appeared in front of everyone...

Wu Hen opened his eyes wide, opened his mouth wide, and couldn't speak for a long time.

"Lao Cang...this..."

Wu Hen pointed at the huge thing in front of him and stammered, "What the hell is this thing?"

Lin Qiye looked at the creature in front of him, also confused...

"This... seems... a little bit wrong..."

In the huge magic circle, there stood a...

Wearing a grass skirt, a coconut shell bra, and holding a wooden stick...

huge……

penguin?

"Guga?" The giant penguin tilted its head and made a cute sound.

Wu Hen covered his face and sighed deeply.

"Lao Cang, are you sure you're here to help and not to make fun of me?"