Slaying God: I, the insane and witty god

Nezha rubbed his eyes, feeling something was wrong.

"Erlang Shen? Three-pointed, double-edged sword? Howling Sky Dog? When did Yang Junhui change his name to Yang Jian? The roleplay is so realistic!"

He scratched his head. "Wait, this shiny gold thing, could it be real? Damn, I have to catch up!"

As he spoke, the Hot Wheels spun and quickly chased after the golden light.

At this time, thunder roared over Cangnan City.

A huge figure was suspended in the center of the city, surrounded by crackling ball lightning, like a violent thunderball.

This is the outer god - Yinshentuo.

On the ground, an ancient carriage was parked quietly.

In front of the car stood an old man wearing a long gown and with white hair and beard. He was none other than Ren Bufan of the Great Xia Kingdom—Master Chen.

The ruler in his hand emitted a faint golden light, resisting the thunder falling from the sky.

"You old man, you don't know your own limitations!"

Yin Shentuo's voice was as deafening as thunder. "You think you can stop me? You are simply courting death!"

Just as he finished speaking, a bolt of lightning that was several times thicker than before fell from the sky and struck Master Chen fiercely.

The old man had a solemn expression on his face. He swung the ruler, and a golden light shone brightly, shattering most of the thunder. However, some of the remaining thunder still hit his body.

He groaned, and a trace of blood flowed from the corner of his mouth.

"Humph, dying struggle!"

Seeing this, Yin Shentuo became even more arrogant, "It seems that today I will let you see what true power is!"

He raised his hands high, and countless ball lightning gathered together to form a huge pillar of lightning, ready to go.

At this critical moment, a golden light descended from the sky and blocked Master Chen.

The golden light dissipated, revealing a handsome man wearing silver armor and holding a three-pointed, double-edged sword.

It is none other than Erlang Shen Zhenjun - Yang Jian!

Behind him, a majestic Sky-Roaring Dog was staring at Yin Shentuo with a fierce look.

"How dare you, a daring monster, run wild in my Great Xia territory!"

Yang Jian shouted coldly, his voice as loud as a bell, "Why don't you retreat quickly!"

Yin Shentuo was stunned for a moment, then burst into laughter.

"Yang Erlang? You've come just in time! I was just worried about finding an opponent! Today I'll use you as a sacrifice to my Thor's hammer!"

Yang Jian sneered: "Just you? Are you worthy?"

"How dare you!" Yin Shentuo roared, and a huge pillar of lightning crashed down...

At this moment, a voice came from a distance, "Wait! Isn't this plot going in a way that's a little off..."

"Wait! Is there something wrong with the plot..." Wu Hen arrived late on a shared bicycle, with half a sausage in his mouth.

"I say, you gods, can't you please move the venue? This is the city center. Do you know how expensive housing is? Who will pay for the damage?"

Master Chen glanced at Wu Hen, a trace of helplessness on his old face: "Young man, this is not playing house, this is a battle of life and death! How can I escape from the battlefield?"

The ruler in his hand shone even brighter as he pointed it at Yin Shentuo: "Monster, today I will let you witness the righteous spirit of the Confucian school of Great Xia!"

"Righteousness? Hahahaha!"

Yin Shentuo laughed wildly, "Old man, who do you think you are? The reincarnation of Confucius? With your mediocre skills, you dare to show off in front of me?"

He waved his hand, and a concentrated murderous aura rushed towards Master Chen, instantly shattering the seemingly vast "righteousness".

"Puff!" Old Master Chen spat out a mouthful of blood, staggered back, and the ruler in his hand dimmed a little.

A trace of disdain flashed in Yin Shentuo's eyes, and he stomped his huge foot down suddenly, stepping hard on the "scenery" of the heart behind Master Chen.

The scene in his heart was shattered, and Master Chen let out a painful groan, his face instantly turning as pale as paper.

"Old Master!" Wu Hen exclaimed and quickly braked the shared bicycle.

Although this old man looks pedantic, he is still quite principled. It's too tragic that he was killed in an instant!

Yin Shentuo looked down at Master Chen from a high position, his tone full of sarcasm: "Old thing, is this what you call righteousness?"

"Vulnerable! Today, I will let you know what true strength is!"

Master Chen struggled to raise his head, his eyes gleaming with an unyielding light: "Ahem... Even if I die today, I will let you, an Outer God, know that my Great Xia... cannot be bullied!"

The broken heart "scene" behind him actually began to twist and deform, gradually turning into a bloody abyss, emitting a heart-pounding aura.

"Oh, a last-ditch struggle!" Yin Shentuo sneered disdainfully and was about to attack again...

"Hey, hey, hey, don't be so hasty!"

Wu Hen suddenly raised his hands and made a pause gesture, "I think we can talk first..."

"Chat? Chat!" Yin Shentuo was furious. Where did this little brat come from?

How dare you interrupt him from showing off?

He was about to slap Wu Hen to death, but he saw a dazzling divine light shooting from a distance.

It instantly pierced through the thick thunderclouds and illuminated the entire city!

"Holy shit! What's going on?!" Wu Hen exclaimed. The special effects are even better than those in Hollywood blockbusters!

I saw a figure walking on the void, so fast that it was almost impossible to capture with the naked eye.

Only when he stood still did Wu Hen see clearly that this was the guy who played Yang Jian just now.

Behind him was the majestic big dog.

"Erlang appears to be the Holy Lord, Yang Jian!"

Yang Jian's voice was like a huge bell, making Wu Hen's eardrums buzz.

Wow, these lines are full of the atmosphere of a middle school student, and the way he appeared on the stage is very high-class. It would be a shame if he didn’t go into acting!

Before Wu Hen could finish his sigh, Yang Jian instantly appeared in front of Yin Shentuo.

One hand pinched his throat, and with a light wave of the other hand, the lightning surrounding Yin Shentuo was shattered into pieces.

"You..." Yin Shentuo widened his eyes, his face full of disbelief.

He is a great outer god, but he was strangled by a mortal?

How can this be?

!

"That's it?"

Yang Jian sneered, his tone full of disdain.

"Is this what you call the power of the God of Thunder? Nothing more than that!"

He exerted a little force on his hands, and Yin Shentuo felt that his breathing became difficult and a "gurgling" sound came from his throat.

"Ahem...you...you let me go..."

Yin Shentuo uttered a few words with difficulty, his eyes filled with fear.

He felt like a chick caught by an eagle, powerless to resist.

"Let you go?"

Yang Jian's lips curled up into a cold smile, "Who do you think I am? A kindergarten teacher?"

He suddenly lifted Inshentu above his head as if he were holding a chick.

Wu Hen was stunned watching from the side. The plot twist was too fast!

He couldn't help but take out his cell phone and prepare to record a short video to post on WeChat Moments.

"Shock! The foreign gods invaded Daxia, but were instantly killed by a mysterious man! What is the truth..."

"Stop!" At this moment, a voice suddenly sounded.

Wu Hen turned around and saw a man in a black suit and sunglasses walking towards him.

Who is this man?

Could it be because of Shentuo’s accomplices?

Wu Hen thought to himself, it looks like there will be something good to watch today!

"Who are you?" Yang Jian glanced at the person who came and spoke in a cold tone.

"I'm……"

The man paused, took off his sunglasses, revealing a pair of deep eyes.

"Heavenly Office, Special Operations Team Leader, Zhao Ritian."

Yang Jian sneered and loosened his grip, as Shentuo's huge body fell like a meteorite.

It hit the ground hard with a deafening bang.

The earth trembled and smoke and dust filled the air.

"That's it?"

Yang Jian glanced contemptuously at Yin Shentuo who was struggling to get up, "Thunder God? I think it's just a lot of thunder but little action!"

His figure flashed and he instantly appeared in front of Yin Shentuo, with his three-pointed, double-edged sword emitting a dazzling golden light.

"Pfft!"

An arm flew into the air and blood gushed out.

Yin Shentuo let out a shrill scream and rolled on the ground, covering his broken arm.

"Ah! My hand! My hand!"

He looked at Yang Jian in horror, his eyes filled with fear.

How could this mortal be so powerful?

"This is just the beginning."

Yang Jian raised a cruel smile and swung his three-pointed double-edged sword again.

Like the scythe of death, it reaps the life of Yinshentuo.

"Puff! Puff! Puff!"

The knife flashed and blood splattered.

As new wounds continued to appear on Shentuo's body, he wailed in pain, but had no power to resist.

Wu Hen was stunned watching from the side. This was too violent!

However, I like it!

He excitedly took out his cell phone and continued recording.

If this video is posted online, it will definitely go viral!

"Stop! You can't kill me!"

Inshentuo shouted in horror, "I am an Outer God! If you kill me, it will trigger a war between gods!"

"God War?"

Yang Jian sneered, "We are the gods of Great Xia, why should we fear a battle!"

He raised the three-pointed, double-edged sword high in the air, his eyes flashing with cold murderous intent.

"go to hell!"

The knife flashed, and Yin Shentuo's head flew into the air, blood gushed out, dyeing the earth red.

Yang Jian held Yin Shentuo's head in his hand, standing proudly between heaven and earth, his voice like a huge bell, resounding through the sky.

"Today, I, Yang Jian, hereby declare! The gods of Daxia have returned!"

Wu Hen jumped up excitedly and cheered loudly: "Awesome! Awesome Klas, so awesome!"

He quickly uploaded the recorded video to the Internet.

The caption reads: "Shocked! The foreign gods invaded Daxia, but were killed instantly by a mysterious man! The truth turned out to be..."

Zhao Ritian walked up to Wu Hen, patted his shoulder, and said meaningfully: "Young man, there are some things you know too much..."

Wu Hen looked at Zhao Ritian in confusion. Before he could say anything, he heard a loud, earth-shaking noise coming from a distance.

"What is that sound?"

Wu Hen pointed to the eastern sky and saw a huge column of water rising into the sky.