Slaying God: I, the insane and witty god

Outside the church, Yi Xiaoyu's strange behavior attracted the attention of many passers-by.

She held her stomach and laughed, then held her head and groaned in pain.

He was muttering some incomprehensible words, like "Squidward, where is my Krabby Patty?", "I am Poseidon!" and so on.

Passersby looked at her sideways and talked about her, wondering if she had escaped from a mental hospital.

At the same time, on the edge of Cangnan City, buildings began to flash with golden light.

It flickered like a candle in the wind, then turned into starlight and disappeared into nothingness.

Streets, trees, cars, everything seemed to be erased by an eraser.

Gradually disappearing, revealing the ethereal black void below.

A little girl, Xiao Yue'er, was walking home holding her mother's hand.

Holding the newly bought one in his hand, he licked it happily.

Suddenly, she found that the surrounding scene became blurry.

The familiar streets began to twist and deform, eventually turning into golden spots of light and disappearing.

Xiao Yue'er was stunned, dropped what she was holding to the ground, and looked around blankly.

"Mom...what's going on?" Xiao Yue'er's voice trembled slightly.

However, she was answered with an exclamation.

Xiao Yue'er's mother looked down at her hands and was horrified to find that

Her body was also gradually becoming transparent, with golden spots of light continuously emanating from her body.

"Yuer...my Yueer..." Mother's voice trembled, and her eyes were full of fear and reluctance.

She stretched out her hand, wanting to touch Xiao Yue'er's face, but found that her hand had become illusory and she could not touch her daughter at all.

"Mom! What's wrong with you?" Xiao Yueer cried and wanted to grab her mother's hand, but she grabbed nothing.

At this moment, an old voice sounded beside Xiao Yue'er's ears: "The illusion of the earthly world...will eventually...dissipate..."

An old man in a simple robe, Mr. Chen, appeared in front of Xiao Yue'er with his servant.

He looked at the gradually disappearing city, a complex emotion flashing in his eyes.

"Old Master, my mother..." Xiao Yue'er looked at Old Master Chen crying, hoping that he could give an explanation.

Master Chen stroked his beard, his eyes deep, "Ten years ago, Cangnan City was wiped out by the divine war and turned into nothingness."

"If it weren't for Lin Qiye's protection with the [Mortal God Realm], you would have been killed long ago."

"Now that my divine power is exhausted, it's time to wake up from this ten-year dream."

The servant nodded, his eyes full of reverence: "Master Lin, you are truly a god!"

Xiao Yue'er seemed to understand, but when she saw her mother's body was still dissipating, she panicked: "Mom! Mom!"

Suddenly, Xiao Yue'er's mother exclaimed: "Yuer...you...are you okay?"

She looked down at her already translucent body, the right half of which had almost completely disappeared.

Only wisps of golden light were left floating in the air.

But a relieved smile appeared on her face, as if a heavy burden had been lifted from her.

She staggered towards Xiao Yue'er and gently stroked her head with her only remaining left hand.

The voice was weak and gentle: "Yuer, Mom's time... has come..."

She paused, her eyes filled with memories, "I'm so happy to have such a well-behaved daughter like you..."

Xiao Yueer hugged her mother's imaginary hand tightly, tears streaming down her face.

My mother's body became more and more transparent, and finally turned into golden light and completely disappeared into the air.

Master Chen watched this scene, sighed softly, and said to the book boy, "Let's go..."

Cangnan City is like a grand pixelated show, with buildings disintegrating into golden dots of light floating in the air.

On the streets, pedestrians were disconnected like non-player characters (NPCs), leaving empty streets and scattered items on the ground.

Some people panic, some accept it calmly, and some bid farewell to their lives.

A middle-aged man in a suit and tie, carrying a briefcase, with a worrying hairline,

I bowed deeply to the air and said, "Boss, I've finally paid off the debt of working nine to nine, six days a week (996) for the past ten years!"

After saying this, he turned into specks of golden light and drifted away, leaving only the briefcase lying alone on the ground.

A stylish hot girl made a scissors gesture to the phone screen.

She left one last message on her Moments: "Finally, I don't have to edit photos anymore! Bye!" Then, she disappeared.

An old couple held hands and looked at each other's gradually transparent bodies.

A serene smile appeared on his face: "Old man/old woman, I'm leaving first. See you in heaven!"

After saying this, they embraced each other and turned into golden light, disappearing in each other's arms.

Ninety percent of Cangnan citizens disappeared from this world as if the data was reset to zero.

Master Chen watched all this, a trace of compassion flashing in his eyes.

He was about to take action, but suddenly he felt a powerful force enveloping the entire city, and even he felt a little powerless.

"This...this is..."

"Old Master! Something bad has happened!"

The servant boy ran over in a panic, his face pale. "City...city...it...it's disappearing!"

Master Chen frowned, looked at the gradually disappearing sky, and murmured: "This power..."

"Old Master, could it be... could it be..."

The servant's voice trembled and his eyes were filled with fear.

Master Chen shook his head, his eyes filled with confusion and shock: "No, it's not a god... This power... is very strange."

He paused, as if trying to organize his words, "You should have heard a little about the war of gods ten years ago."

"That battle was caused by a prophecy from the Greek god Zeus that a blasphemer would appear in Cangnan City... Hehe,"

"It's ridiculous to think about it. Such an absurd reason actually triggered a melee between the gods of the East and the West."

Mr. Chen smiled disdainfully, seemingly disapproving of Zeus's intelligence.

He continued, "In that battle, the sky collapsed and the earth split, and the sun and moon lost their light. If it weren't for Lin Qiye's efforts to turn the tide, I'm afraid the entire Cangnan City would have ceased to exist long ago..."

He suddenly stopped, looked up at the sky, and a glint of disbelief flashed in his eyes.

"Wait...this...this power..."

He took a deep breath, his tone becoming serious, "This... This is... Gaia's breath?!"

The servant boy was bewildered: "Gaia? Gaia, the Earth Mother Goddess? She...she has already..."

"Yes, it's her!"

Master Chen interrupted the servant and said firmly, "Legend has it that Gaia obtained the [Shiva's Wrath] and possessed the power to obliterate everything...but...but...why would she..."

His gaze fell on the gradually disappearing ground, where a line of small words suddenly appeared - Cangnan City.

The strokes of these three characters are childish and crooked, like a child's graffiti.

"This...this..." The servant pointed at the words on the ground, dumbfounded.

Master Chen closed his eyes, took a deep breath, and said slowly: "She...she actually..."

He suddenly opened his eyes, his gaze blazing, "She actually wrote the name of Cangnan City... on the [Shiva Grudge]..."

"What?!" The servant boy was so scared that he sat down on the ground.

Master Chen took a deep breath, trying to calm his shock.

"Gaia, Mother Earth, actually used this method... This operation is really amazing!"

He pointed at the three words "Cangnan City" that were about to disappear on the ground and explained,

"The Shiva Grudge, that legendary artifact that can obliterate everything, she actually used it to write... write?!"

"And it's written in such a... well, childlike way."

The book boy was so frightened that he was trembling and babbling incoherently: "Old... Old Master, this... this is too much of a joke, isn't it?"

"Cangnan City... is just... gone?"

"That's right! It's simply god-level graffiti!"

Master Chen spread his hands helplessly, "In that battle ten years ago, all the gods fell, even Zeus was defeated."

"Lin Qiye and Wu Hen, those two guys, I don't know what kind of good luck they had, but they actually survived and even picked up three artifact fragments."

He paused and continued, "Later, they became Michael's agents, and somehow, they even got the powerful title of 'Ren Bufan'."

"Then, they used the [Mortal Realm] to restart Cangnan City, giving everyone ten years of peace."

"Now it seems that this divine power can no longer hold up."

Old Master Chen looked up at the sky that was about to disappear and said with emotion: "Ten years is not long, but also not short."

"It can be considered a collective sleepwalking."

He suddenly thought of something and turned to the servant boy and said, "Oh, by the way, do you remember that kid Lin Qiye once said..."

The servant looked bewildered: "What did you say?"

Old Master Chen narrowed his eyes and recalled, "He said... when the power of the [Mortal God Realm] is exhausted..."

He suddenly stopped and looked into the distance, where something seemed to be flashing.

"Old Master, look what that is?" the servant boy exclaimed, pointing into the distance.

Mr. Chen did not answer, but just stared at that direction closely, with a complicated light flashing in his eyes.

He slowly stretched out his hand, pointed in that direction, and said word by word: "There... is..."