Slaying God: I, the insane and witty god

The smoke from the explosion had not yet dissipated, but the space vortex not only did not shrink, but instead expanded wildly like a blown-up balloon!

In the center of the vortex, a huge black dog as big as a hill slowly walked out, its scarlet eyes like two blood lamps, staring at the brightly lit city ahead.

Its body is covered with scales as hard as obsidian, and its sharp claws leave deep grooves in the ground.

A low roar came from its mouth, making the air buzz.

"Damn it! It's too big!"

Lu Weier looked at the hound of the underworld in front of him, Jia Xiaomu, who was bigger than a bus, and his face instantly became uglier than if he had eaten expired durian pizza.

This thing is a genuine "Klein" level mythical monster that can swallow a building in one bite!

Before he could recover, the space vortex fluctuated again, and a huge tentacle stretched out from it, followed by a huge head slowly appearing.

That's a giant Kraken - the little Kraken!

It was even bigger than Gaxiaom, with dozens of thick tentacles waving, stirring up waves of blood and gore.

"Double happiness? No, this is double the pitfalls!"

Lu Weier was in tears. He originally just wanted to complete a delivery mission, but how did it turn into saving the world?

Just when he was about to bite the bullet and deal with the two giant beasts, a powerful pressure descended from the sky, and the ground sank ten meters in an instant!

Lu Weier looked up and saw Luo Xiaoji floating in the air with a sinister smile on his face.

"Ant, do you think you can stop me like this? Shiva's Blame is mine! No one can take it away from me!"

Luo Xiaoji's voice was like a demon from hell, filled with terrifying murderous intent.

"Haha, you're quite arrogant."

A lazy voice came from a distance, "Aren't they just two little monsters of the Klein level? Why get so excited?"

In the distant sky, a golden light flashed, and a figure slowly descended...

"Hey, hey, hey, stop fighting, I haven't finished delivering the pizza yet!"

Lu Weier's voice was drowned out by the roar of the giant beast and Luo Xiaoji's laughter, and seemed so powerless.

At the same time, in the sky above Cangnan City, an illusory carriage was flying at an astonishing speed.

Behind the carriage, a flash of lightning was chasing closely, and the thunder was deafening.

The one controlling the lightning is a majestic man in golden armor—the Thunder God Yinshentuo.

His brows furrowed, his gaze fixed on the carriage ahead. The lightning in his hand transformed into a holy sword gleaming with lightning, and he fiercely slashed towards the carriage...

"stop!"

The Holy Sword of Lightning tore through the sky, carrying with it the power to destroy the world, and headed straight for the illusory carriage.

Yin Shentuo's brows were furrowed, and his eyes flashed with cold murderous intent.

He was really surprised that this carriage could hold out for so long under the pursuit of him, the God of Thunder.

Inside the carriage, Lin Qiye sat upright, holding a cup of steaming hot tea in his hand.

Wu Hen leaned leisurely on the cushion, humming an unknown tune.

Suddenly, the carriage shook violently, and the tea in Lin Qiye's hand spilled out, soaking his clothes.

"What's going on?" He frowned and looked at Master Chen opposite him.

Master Chen stroked his beard and said calmly, "It's nothing, just some minor disturbances."

His tone was calm, as if the thunder outside was just a breeze.

At this moment, a dazzling flash of lightning tore through the "scenery" of the carriage, revealing the scene of lightning and thunder outside.

I saw Yin Shentuo holding the Holy Sword of Thunder, looking like a god descending to earth, majestic and awe-inspiring.

However, this scene only lasted for a moment before returning to normal, as if everything was just an illusion.

“Master, this…” Lin Qiye was about to ask, but was interrupted by Master Chen.

"No need to ask too much, everything will be arranged." Old Master Chen smiled mysteriously, with a gleam in his eyes.

Seeing this, Wu Hen stretched and yawned.

He said slowly, "Oh, God is really something. It's just a thunder, but it caused such a big noise. If you don't know, you would think it's the end of the world."

He spoke in a relaxed tone, as if he didn't care about the danger in front of him.

The carriage continued to shuttle through the void, and the thunder was still deafening.

Suddenly, the carriage stopped.

Master Chen stood up, walked up to Lin Qiye and Wu Hen, and said, "You two, it's time to get off the car."

Lin Qiye and Wu Hen looked at each other, their eyes full of confusion.

They followed Master Chen out of the carriage and were shocked by the scene before them.

They found themselves on a desolate plain, and in the distance, two huge figures were slowly approaching.

It was none other than the two mythical beasts of the "Klein" level that had appeared on the edge of Cangnan City before—Gahim and Little Kraken!

“Master, this is…” Lin Qiye was about to ask, but Master Chen had already disappeared.

"Fuck! This old man ran away?!" Wu Hen widened his eyes with an expression of disbelief.

Lin Qiye looked at the approaching beast, took a deep breath, and said in a deep voice: "Wu Hen, prepare for battle!"

Wu Hen shrugged and said with a relaxed look: "Don't worry, Xiao Yeye, everything will be OK with me here!"

As soon as he finished speaking, he suddenly felt a familiar electronic sound in his mind...

"Ding! The host is detected to be in danger, triggering an emergency mission - 'Giant Beast Brawl'! Mission objective: Defeat two 'Klein'-level mythical beasts. Mission reward:..."

Wu Hen's mouth corners slightly raised, revealing a sly smile.

It seems that this battle is destined to be extraordinary...

"Little Night,"

Wu Hen patted Lin Qiye's shoulder and said mysteriously,

"I suddenly had a bold idea..."

"Old Master, your actions are a bit confusing! Sending us to the mouth of the giant beast, what kind of trick is that?"

Wu Hen pointed at the giant beast with bared fangs and claws in the distance, looking confused.

Lin Qiye also frowned and said in a deep voice: "Old Master, Cangnan is in imminent danger. We should go back and fight alongside everyone."

Master Chen stroked his beard and said calmly, "Young man, don't panic. Although I am old, my defense is very strong. It is much safer to stay here than in the city."

"Just sit back and watch me take control of the situation."

Just as he finished speaking, another bolt of lightning struck, and the "scenery" outside the carriage was broken again, revealing the angry face of Yin Shentuo.

"Master, let's go back! Even if we can't help, we can't be deserters!" Lin Qiye said in a firm tone.

Wu Hen also echoed: "That's right, Old Master, please don't be so stubborn. We young people have strong ability to withstand pressure!"

Old Master Chen sighed helplessly: "Alas, you young people are too impulsive."

"To be honest with you, you're just going to die. Your fighting power isn't even enough to fill the gaps in the beast's teeth."

"Old Master, you really underestimate us! After all, I'm a seasoned godslayer. How could I possibly be going there to die?"

Lin Qiye was a little unconvinced.

Wu Hen also straightened his chest and said confidently: "That's right, old master, please let us try!"

"What if we perform exceptionally well and turn the tide?"

Master Chen shook his head and was about to speak when his expression suddenly changed.

He whispered, "Forget it, it doesn't hurt to tell you..."

Master Chen smiled mysteriously and said in a low voice, "In fact, Ye Sijun had long anticipated that there would be an accident, and specifically instructed me to ensure the safety of the two of you."

"That's why I brought you to this relatively safe suburb."

"Protect us? Then you just said we were going to die?" Wu Hen looked suspicious.

"Ahem, that's to motivate you. Young people need a little pressure to be motivated."

Master Chen coughed awkwardly twice, "However, Si Jun also said that if the two of you insist on going to the war, I can't stop you."

"What are we waiting for? Let's go!" Wu Hen immediately became energetic when he heard this, and pulled Lin Qiye to rush back.

Master Chen hurriedly stopped him: "Don't worry, I will take you out first. This thunder domain is not a joke."

After saying that, he waved his sleeves, and a gentle force wrapped up the two of them, and they disappeared from the spot in an instant.

With a "whoosh" sound, Lin Qiye and Wu Hen only felt a flash before their eyes, and then they appeared in an open space ten miles away from the carriage.

"Damn, this old man's teleportation skill is maxed out!"

Wu Hen couldn't help but complain, but before he could finish his words, there was a loud "boom" that made his ears buzz.

Looking up, I saw that in the distant sky, the God Inu was controlling the thunder and continuously attacking the illusory carriage. The scene was extremely shocking.

"What is this, Old Master?" Wu Hen scratched his head, looking confused.

Lin Qiye frowned and said in a deep voice, "Don't worry about the carriage for now, let's go check on the giant beast."

The two quickly climbed up a tall building and looked into the distance.

At the edge of the city, two huge monsters were slowly approaching. They were none other than the little Gar-Xam and the little Kraken we had seen before!

Wherever they passed, buildings collapsed, as fragile as toys.

"My goodness, this size is simply the plus version of the monster world!"

Wu Hen couldn't help but exclaim, "Xiao Ye Ye, get ready to fight!"

Lin Qiye stared at the two giant beasts with a sharp gaze and said in a deep voice, "Wait, something is wrong..."

He pointed in the direction of the giant beast. There, there seemed to be a familiar figure...

"That is……"