Slaying God: I, the insane and witty god

Before Lin Qiye finished speaking, the sky outside the carriage suddenly darkened, the wind howled, lightning flashed and thunder roared, as if the end of the world had come.

Wu Hen's eyes twitched, and he grumbled, "Is God coordinating your entrance show? Do you have to be so exaggerated?"

Master Chen stroked his beard and said with a smile, "Unexpected events may occur, so don't panic, my friend."

As soon as he finished speaking, the bustling street scene outside the carriage rolled up like a scroll, and was replaced by a hazy cloud.

Wu Hen's eyes widened as he pointed out the window. "Oh my god! Switching backgrounds with one click? Old sir, is this carriage of yours modified? Or... is this a space magic weapon?!"

Countless classic scenes from online novels flashed through his mind. Could it be that he had accidentally entered the world of cultivating immortals?

Lin Qiye also frowned slightly. This old man was clearly hiding his true abilities.

The interior of the carriage was much larger than it appeared from the outside. It was more like a mobile study, with bookshelves lining the walls and the air filled with the faint scent of ink.

"I, Master Chen, am unworthy to be the dean of Cangnan Academy."

Old Master Chen took a sip of tea and said slowly, "My two young friends, would you like to have a long conversation with me?"

When Wu Hen heard this, he almost spit out the tea he had just drunk.

"Dean of Cangnan Academy?! Are you the legendary Master Chen, one of the top masters of Ren Bufan?!"

He was thinking frantically in his heart: This plot development is not right!

According to the routine, shouldn't this kind of big guy have his own background music when he appears, and then be able to defeat everything in his power?

Why are you still drinking tea and chatting with us little shrimps?

The book boy drove the carriage steadily, traveling through the storm, but strangely there was not a single bump.

The carriage was like a ghost, ignoring traffic lights and pedestrians, passing through buildings and moving freely in the city.

"Old Master, your driving skills...are quite extraordinary."

Lin Qiye looked at the ever-changing scenery outside the window and couldn't help but say.

Master Chen smiled and did not explain. Instead, he turned his gaze to Lin Qiye and said, "Little friend Lin, do you know why I am looking for you today?"

Lin Qiye shook his head, but a sense of uneasiness rose in his heart.

"because..."

Master Chen paused, his eyes deep, "Your fate... is extraordinary."

"Old Master, what you said is ridiculous. We are just ordinary people. What could be unusual about our destinies?" Wu Hen scratched his hair, looking confused.

He was muttering in his heart: Could it be that this old guy has figured out that I came from another world?

Master Chen smiled mysteriously and said, "My two friends, please don't be too modest."

"I've been observing the celestial phenomena at night and have noticed a divine presence flowing over Cangnan City recently. It seems to be somewhat related to the incident with the Flame Earth Dragon... Could you two shed some light on this?"

Lin Qiye's eyes glared, and he replied calmly, "You're joking, old man. We just happened to pass by and witnessed the Flame Earth Dragon wreaking havoc."

"As for the aura of God... it's unheard of."

Wu Hen quickly nodded in agreement: "Yes, yes, we are just spectators, pure passers-by! If you don't believe me, just look at my Moments, it's all complaining about the Flame Earth Dragon blocking traffic."

Of course, he would not admit that he and Lin Qiye participated in the operation to repel the Flame Earth Dragon.

This old guy looks like an immortal, but who knows what he is up to?

Master Chen laughed heartily. "Don't be nervous, you two. I'm not here to accuse you. I'm just quite interested in you two, and I'd like to have a long chat with you."

"Come, come, come, try my treasured tea."

As he spoke, he took out an exquisite wooden box from his sleeve. Inside was a variety of teas, emitting a refreshing aroma.

"Wow, old man, you have moved the entire tea museum here?" Wu Hen's eyes lit up and he reached out to grab it, but was stopped by Lin Qiye.

"Ahem, Wu Hen, pay attention to your image."

Lin Qiye glared at him, then turned to Master Chen, "We appreciate your kindness, old sir. But I'm wondering what you would like to discuss?"

At the same time, in the suburbs of Cangnan City, Luo Xiaoji frowned as he looked at the city entrance blocked by the army.

He originally planned to create some chaos here to bring out Shiva's grudge, but now it seems that the situation is more complicated than he imagined.

"Forget it, there's no need to take the risk." Luo Xiaoji snorted coldly, a light flashed in his hand, and a huge figure appeared behind him.

It was Ren Bufan, who looked like a giant beast, covered with hard scales and exuding a suffocating pressure.

"Go ahead and turn this place upside down." Luo Xiaoji raised his lips with a wicked smile...

Inside the carriage, Wu Hen picked up the teacup and was about to taste it when he suddenly heard a deafening roar coming from outside the carriage.

His hand shook and the tea spilled out.

"What's going on? There seems to be a monster outside!"