Slaying God: I, the insane and witty god

The back door of the Taoist temple was not as eerie and scary as Wu Hen had imagined, but an ordinary wooden door with even a faded word "Fu" pasted on it.

Lin Qiye pushed open the door, and a damp and stuffy air hit him in the face, mixed with a disgusting stench of decay.

"Wow, this tastes like the authentic thousand-year-old cellar!"

Wu Hen pinched his nose and complained, then followed Lin Qiye into the underground cave.

Inside the cave, the light was dim and you couldn't see your hand in front of you.

Wu Hen took out his cell phone, turned on the flashlight function, and illuminated a small area around him.

Drops of water dripped down the uneven stone wall, and the echo was particularly clear in the empty cave.

"Hehe, this atmosphere is definitely like a horror movie scene!"

As Wu Hen spoke, he looked around, afraid that something would suddenly jump out from some corner.

“Don’t let your guard down.”

Lin Qiye reminded in a deep voice, the washboard in his hand emitting a faint light, illuminating his serious face.

"Hehehe..." A strange laugh suddenly came from the depths of the cave, echoing in the empty environment, making people feel creepy.

"Who? Who's playing tricks there?"

Wu Hen shouted bravely, but his voice was trembling.

"Hey, you guys are here..."

A tiny voice sounded in their ears, as if it was very close, yet as if it came from the distant horizon.

The surrounding scene began to distort, and the originally damp stone wall turned into a bloody wall.

The dripping water droplets also turned into a sticky liquid, emitting a disgusting fishy smell.

Wu Hen and Lin Qiye found themselves in a blood-red space.

There are twisted flesh and blood vessels all around, which makes people's sanity drop wildly.

"Illusion?"

Lin Qiye frowned, and the washboard in his hand shone brighter, trying to dispel the illusions around him.

However, the illusion is more real and more terrifying.

Countless hideous faces appeared before them, emitting shrill screams as if they were going to devour them.

"Holy crap! This kid is going too far!"

Wu Hen's face was pale. He suppressed his inner fear and tried hard to stay awake.

He turned to look at Lin Qiye and found that he was also troubled by the illusion and his eyes were a little dazed.

"Brother Qiye! Stay calm! Don't be fooled by this brat's tricks!"

Wu Hen shouted, trying to wake Lin Qiye.

"This...this is..."

Lin Qiye's eyes were blurred, as if he had seen something terrible, and his body began to tremble.

"Brother Qiye!"

Wu Hen grabbed Lin Qiye's shoulders and shook him vigorously, "Wake up! This is an illusion! It's all fake!"

Lin Qiye's eyes gradually regained clarity. He took a deep breath.

The washboard in his hand glowed brightly, and cracks began to appear in the surrounding illusion.

"That was a close call..." he whispered, beads of sweat oozing from his forehead.

Wu Hen breathed a sigh of relief and was about to speak when he suddenly discovered that the scene around him had changed again.

They were no longer in a blood-red space, but in a paradise with birds singing and flowers blooming.

"What the hell is going on?" Wu Hen looked at Lin Qiye in confusion.

Lin Qiye didn't say anything, but just stared straight ahead, his eyes full of vigilance.

"Be careful..." He uttered two words slowly.

"Oh my god, this kid is really good at playing. He's in hell one second and heaven the next. Is he trying to play with our feelings?"

Wu Hen complained, but he did not let his guard down, because he knew that this beautiful scene was just another illusion.

The peach blossoms are gurgling in the water, the fallen petals are colorful, and the air is filled with a sweet fragrance that makes people drowsy.

Wu Hen rubbed his eyes and took a closer look, and found that the edges of the falling petals were faintly bloodshot.

At the bottom of the clear stream, something seemed to be wriggling. Upon closer inspection, it turned out to be densely packed maggots!

"Ugh! This is too disgusting!" Wu Hen almost vomited.

He slapped Lin Qiye's shoulder fiercely, "Brother Qiye, wake up! Don't be corrupted by this sugar-coated bullet! This is definitely sugar with added ingredients!"

Lin Qiye's eyes narrowed, and he obviously noticed something was wrong.

The washboard flashed, and the surrounding scenery distorted again. Those beautiful scenes peeled off like broken mirrors, revealing the hideous truth behind them.

"You little brat, you're too young to play illusions with me!"

A sneer appeared on Wu Hen's lips. He had already seen through the kid's tricks.

"Although this kid's illusion is powerful, it is still an illusion after all. As long as we find the flaw in it, we can easily break it."

He pointed to a seemingly normal stone not far away and said, "Brother Qiye, look at that stone."

"In Peach Blossom Spring, it was an ordinary stone, but now it has turned into a skull. This is the flaw!"

Wu Hen shouted, "Break!" The surrounding scene shattered like bubbles, and they returned to the damp and dark cave.

A short figure appeared in front of them, it was Zhao Xiaogui.

His face turned pale, and he obviously didn't expect that his illusion could be broken so easily.

"Damn it! You can actually see through my illusion!"

Zhao Xiaogui was so angry that he turned into a black shadow and pounced towards Wu Hen.

He is extremely fast, like a ghost, and difficult to catch.

"A mere trifle!" Wu Hen sneered and calmly dodged the attack by moving sideways.

Zhao Xiaogui missed the first attack and immediately changed direction, attacking Wu Hen again.

He was agile and could move freely in the cave like a slippery loach.

Wu Hen and Lin Qiye engaged in a fierce chase with Zhao Xiaogui in the cave.

"This guy, is he a loach? He's so slippery!"

Wu Hen complained while dodging Zhao Xiaogui's attack.

Although he said it was easy, he was not careless in his heart.

Although this little Zhao is not very strong, he is extremely fast and very cunning. If you are not careful, you will be easily ambushed by him.

Suddenly, Zhao Xiaogui let out a sharp cry, his body swelled up, turned into a huge ball of flesh, and rolled towards Wu Hen.

"Oh my god! What the hell is this!" Wu Hen was shocked and quickly dodged to the side.

The meatball hit the stone wall with a dull sound, and a huge dent appeared on the stone wall.

"Brother Qiye, be careful!" Wu Hen reminded.

Lin Qiye nodded, and the washboard in his hand shone brightly. "Look at me, the washboard—the wrath of light!"

A blinding white light shot out from the washboard and hit the ball of flesh.

The meatball let out a shrill scream, shrank rapidly, and turned back into the appearance of Zhao Xiaogui.

He was holding his chest, his face was pale, and he was obviously seriously injured.

"Cough cough..."

Zhao Xiaogui coughed up a mouthful of blood and glared at Wu Hen and Lin Qiye fiercely.

"You... just wait for me..." After he said that, he turned into a black shadow and disappeared into the depths of the cave.

"Hey! Don't run! The fight isn't over yet!" Wu Hen pretended to chase, but was stopped by Lin Qiye.

"and many more……"

Lin Qiye stared at the direction where Zhao Xiaogui disappeared with a serious expression, "Something is wrong..."

"Brother Qiye, why don't you chase him anymore? Letting the tiger go back to the mountains is not our style!" Wu Hen scratched his head, looking puzzled.

Lin Qiye glanced around sharply and said in a deep voice, "This kid is a bit weird. I feel like things are not that simple."

When Wu Hen heard this, he immediately took out the mysterious item he had won in the lottery - "Weakness Radar".

This thing looks like an old-fashioned radio, covered with all kinds of strange buttons and indicator lights. I don’t know which god made it.

"Hey, little brat, let grandpa see where your weakness is!"

Wu Hen was fiddling with the "weakness radar" while muttering to himself.

"Beep beep--" The radar issued a shrill alarm, and a line of words appeared on the screen: "Target weakness: ticklish."

"Ticklish...?"

Wu Hen's mouth twitched, his face full of disbelief. "This is ridiculous! A little ghost who can create illusions has a weakness of being ticklish?"

Just when Wu Hen was doubting his life, Zhao Xiaogui appeared again, and this time his attack was more fierce and faster.

"Brother Qiye, hold on! Let me figure out how to tickle him first!"

Wu Hen shouted and hid behind Lin Qiye.

Lin Qiye held a washboard in his hand, like a god descending from heaven, and neutralized Zhao Xiaogui's attacks one by one.

As the washboard was swung, it brought up gusts of wind, causing the stones in the cave to fall one after another, and the entire cave began to shake.

"Brother Qiye, your washboard is amazing! It's like a divine weapon!"

While dodging the falling rocks, Wu Hen did not forget to flatter Lin Qiye.

"Stop talking nonsense! Think of a solution quickly!" Lin Qiye shouted while resisting the attack.

"I'm coming!"

Wu Hen took out a huge feather from his backpack. He had obtained it in a secret place before. It was said to have the magical effect of tickling.

"Little ghost, take it! The magic of tickling!"

Wu Hen shouted and rushed towards Zhao Xiaogui, waving a giant feather.

When Zhao Xiaogui saw the giant feather in Wu Hen's hand, his face changed drastically and a trace of fear flashed in his eyes.

"Don't come over here! I'm ticklish!" he shouted in horror.

However, Wu Hen would not listen to him. He waved the giant feather and scratched Zhao Xiaogui's armpit.

"Hehehe..." Zhao Xiaogui let out a strange laugh and his body began to tremble uncontrollably.

“Hahaha… stop… stop scratching me… I… I was wrong…” He laughed and begged for mercy.

At this moment, the top of the cave began to shake violently, and a huge rock fell from the sky, smashing towards Wu Hen and Lin Qiye.

"Not good!" Lin Qiye's face changed and he pushed Wu Hen away.

"Brother Qiye!" Wu Hen exclaimed, watching Lin Qiye being buried by the huge rock...

"Ahem..." A faint voice came from the pile of rocks, "Wu Hen...be careful..."

"Brother Qiye!" Wu Hen's eyes were bloodshot and he was pulling at the boulder like a madman.

In the flying dust, he vaguely saw the figure of Lin Qiye, who was trapped under a huge rock, his life or death uncertain.

"Little ghost! I want you to pay with your life!" Wu Hen's eyes were bloodshot. He picked up the giant feather and rushed towards Zhao Xiaogui.

Zhao Xiaogui was still twitching because of being ticklish, and he had not expected Wu Hen to suddenly attack.

When Wu Hen tickled his belly button with a feather, he laughed so hard that he couldn't straighten his back.

“Hahahaha… stop… stop scratching… hahaha…”

Zhao Xiaogui laughed so hard that tears came out of his eyes, and his body became more and more transparent. Finally, he turned into a wisp of green smoke and disappeared without a trace.

With the disappearance of Zhao Xiaogui, the cave stopped shaking and the boulders stopped falling.

Wu Hen quickly dug Lin Qiye out from the pile of rocks.

"Brother Qiye! How are you?" Wu Hen asked anxiously.

Lin Qiye coughed a few times and said weakly, "I'm fine, I won't die..."

"It's good that you're okay, it's good that you're okay..." Wu Hen breathed a sigh of relief, and his heart finally settled down.

At this moment, a strange wave came from the depths of the cave.

Wu Hen and Lin Qiye looked at each other and saw shock in each other's eyes.

"This...what's going on?" Wu Hen asked in surprise and doubt.

"It seems that Zhao Xiaogui is just a puppet, and the real mastermind behind this is someone else..." Lin Qiye said in a deep voice.

The two walked cautiously into the depths of the cave and found an altar emitting a strange light.

In the center of the altar, there is a complex pattern carved, and in the center of the pattern, there is a black gem inlaid.

"This should be the source of the mysterious power..." Lin Qiye said, pointing at the black gem.

Wu Hen nodded and took out a talisman from his backpack, which he had obtained from an old Taoist priest.

It is said that it can seal away all evil forces.

"Brother Qiye, cover me!" Wu Hen shouted and stuck the talisman on the black gem.

The talisman emitted a dazzling light, and the black gem trembled violently, emitting bursts of shrill screams.

The cave began to shake violently, as if it would collapse at any time.

"Let's go!" Lin Qiye grabbed Wu Hen and the two of them quickly fled the cave.

Shortly after they left, the cave collapsed, burying everything underground.

A month later, all the mysterious events subsided and the world returned to peace.

"Brother Qiye, I heard that something happened in Cangnan. Do you want to go and take a look together?" Wu Hen suggested.

Lin Qiye nodded. "That's exactly what I was thinking. I wonder what dangers await us ahead..."

The two smiled at each other and set off on their journey to Cangnan. A new adventure was about to begin...