Slaying God: I, the insane and witty god

"Wuhu, take off!" Wu Hen's voice had just fallen when his body suddenly stopped.

A powerful pressure, like a mountain pressing down on one's head, suddenly descended!

"What's going on?" The smile on Wu Hen's face froze instantly, replaced by a solemn look.

Lin Qiye also felt this suffocating pressure, and he quickly turned his gaze to the source of the pressure——

Amaterasu and Susanoo, who were supposed to be in the depths of the divine realm, unexpectedly appeared on their retreat route without anyone noticing!

"Want to leave? Not that easy!" Amaterasu's voice was icy cold and filled with endless anger.

She formed seals with her hands, and a dazzling golden beam of light shot straight at Wu Hen and Lin Qiye like an arrow!

"Damn, a sneak attack?!" Wu Hen screamed in surprise. This sudden change completely disrupted his plans.

The challenge was supposed to be over, so why is there still after-sales service?

But he is not a vegetarian after all.

At the critical moment, a flash of inspiration came to Wu Hen's mind.

The early warning capability provided by the system flashed wildly, as if guiding him in the direction of avoidance.

He grabbed Lin Qiye's arm, and his body flashed like a ghost, barely avoiding the fatal blow.

"boom--"

The golden light brushed past the corner of Wu Hen's clothes, leaving a deep groove on the ground, and the smell of burning filled the air.

"It was a close call. Luckily I reacted quickly!" Wu Hen patted his chest and said it casually, but alarm bells were already ringing in his heart.

Amaterasu's sneak attack failed, and a hint of surprise flashed across her face, but was immediately replaced by deeper anger.

"Susanoo!" she snapped.

A huge figure fell from the sky and stood in front of Wu Hen and Lin Qiye. It was Susanoo.

He held a huge long sword in his hand, the blade flashing with cold light and full of murderous aura.

"None of you dare escape!" he roared, raising the long sword high in his hand...

Susanoo rushed forward with a roar, and the huge long sword slashed towards Wu Hen with a whistling sound.

Before the blade arrived, the sharp blade energy had already torn a deep gully in the ground.

"Oh my, this little calf has quite a temper!"

Wu Hen dodged the attack while mocking him in his mean tone, "Come on, show your grandpa how to break a rock with your chest!"

He was agile and slippery like a loach. Susanoo's attacks missed again and again, but he destroyed the surrounding environment into a mess.

"Damn humans!"

The successive failures made Susanoo even more angry, and he swung his sword even faster.

The sword energy became even sharper, almost blocking the space around Wu Hen.

"Are you a spinning top? You're making me dizzy!" Wu Hen said sarcastically, but he didn't dare to be careless in his heart.

Susanoo's power was far beyond his imagination. Every attack contained the power to destroy the world. If he was not careful, he would be split in half.

Just as Susanoo fell into a rage and the rhythm of his attack became a little disordered, Lin Qiye moved.

He did not directly participate in the battle, but quietly went around behind Susanoo, quickly formed seals with his hands, and muttered something.

Suddenly, a deafening roar came from behind Susanoo, as if thousands of troops were galloping towards him.

Susanoo was startled and looked back subconsciously, but saw nothing.

"Ha! Making a feint to the east and attacking in the west, do you understand?" Wu Hen seized the opportunity, jumped up suddenly, and punched Susanoo hard in the chest.

"That's it?" Wu Hen raised the corners of his mouth slightly, revealing an evil smile.

Susanoo staggered back, holding his chest, and stared at Wu Hen in disbelief.

"That's it? You're too weak!"

Wu Hen clapped his hands with a look of disgust on his face, as if what he had just knocked down was not a powerful god, but an annoying fly.

"You..." Susanoo was so angry that he spat out a mouthful of blood and almost died.

Seeing this, Amaterasu's eyes widened and she shouted angrily, "How dare you hurt my brother? You're courting death!"

She clasped her hands together, and a dazzling beam of light descended from the sky, heading straight for Wu Hen.

This column of light contains the sun's scorching energy, as if it can melt everything.

"Fuck, are you serious?"

Wu Hen let out a strange cry and calmly took out a strangely shaped magic weapon from his pocket - a golden toilet plunger.

"With this magical weapon in hand, the world is mine! Take it, Dirt-Sucking Divine Plunger!"

Wu Hen shouted loudly and sucked the toilet plunger towards the beam of light.

A shocking scene occurred. The beam of light that was powerful enough to melt steel was actually sucked into the toilet plunger.

It was like being swallowed by a black hole and disappeared without a trace.

"What?!" Amaterasu widened her eyes in disbelief. She had never seen such a strange magical weapon.

"You have a small skill, but you still dare to do the same thing!"

Amaterasu snorted coldly, quickly formed seals with both hands, and muttered something.

The surrounding space began to distort, and a suffocating pressure enveloped Wu Hen and Lin Qiye.

"Hiss... This woman is using her ultimate move!" Wu Hen felt as if his body was being pressed down by a mountain, unable to move.

"Wu Hen, be careful!" Lin Qiye reminded in a deep voice.

Wu Hen took a deep breath, his eyes flashing with determination: "What's there to be afraid of? It's just a magic spell, right? Just wait and see how I break it!"

Before he finished speaking, Amaterasu's magic was completed...

"In the name of the Sun God, I grant you eternal damnation!"

The voice of Amaterasu seemed to come from the sky above, full of majesty and holiness.

Wu Hen and Lin Qiye stood back to back, like two towering mountains, standing in the storm.

"Brother Qiye, hold on! Don't pee your pants!"

As Wu Hen spoke, his eyes rolled around, scanning the surrounding environment like a radar, trying to find the flaws in Amaterasu's magic.

Lin Qiye ignored Wu Hen's teasing and quickly formed seals with his hands.

A layer of pale golden light shield enveloped the two of them, resisting the increasingly violent energy impact around them.

"This woman's magic is quite something!"

Wu Hen smacked his lips, feeling that the pressure was even greater than the college entrance examination that year.

The surrounding space distorted even more severely, the ground cracked into bottomless cracks, and magma gushed out, as if it was the end of the world.

"Wu Hen, this is not a solution!"

Lin Qiye's face was a little pale. Maintaining this layer of defensive light shield consumed a lot of his spiritual power.

"Calm down, calm down! Who is your Brother Hen? The little prince who turned the tide against all odds!"

Wu Hen was talking when suddenly an idea flashed in his mind, "I got it!"

He slapped his thigh and shouted excitedly, "Qiye, inject your spiritual power into my body!"

Although Lin Qiye didn't understand what Wu Hen was up to, he did as he was told without hesitation.

A stream of pure spiritual power surged into Wu Hen's body, making him feel full of strength.

"Hehe, now it's time to witness a miracle!"

Wu Hen's lips curled up into an evil smile, and a strangely shaped weapon appeared out of thin air in his hand - a huge toilet plunger, inlaid with colorful gems, which was blinding.

"The Dirt-Sucking God, the ultimate evolution! Suck it up for me!"

Wu Hen shouted loudly, pointed the toilet plunger at the core of Amaterasu's magic and sucked it hard.

A shocking scene occurred. The extremely violent energy was actually absorbed by the toilet plunger.

It was like being swallowed by a black hole and disappeared without a trace.

Seeing this, Amaterasu and Susanoo both showed expressions of disbelief.

"That's it? That's it?" Wu Hen looked very proud, as if he had just done something insignificant.

"Impossible! How could you break my magic!" Amaterasu roared, she could not accept this fact.

"Nothing is impossible, your brother Hen is just that awesome!"

Wu Hen said, slamming the toilet plunger to the ground, "Next, it's our turn to fight back!"

A cold light flashed in his eyes, and a powerful aura emanated from his body...

"and many more……"

Wu Hen suddenly stopped, staring intently into the distance, his expression becoming serious. "It seems... something is coming..."

Lin Qiye also noticed something unusual and followed Wu Hen's gaze.

A huge crack appeared in the distant sky, and a heart-pounding aura emanated from it...