Slaying God: I, the insane and witty god

The crack opened completely, like the bloody mouth of a giant beast, swallowing up the surrounding light.

Wu Hen and Lin Qiye stepped in without hesitation, and with one step, the world turned upside down.

A strong divine power rushed towards him, almost condensing into substance, making it hard to breathe.

Wu Hen curled his lips, "Tsk tsk, this concentration is quite strong! Even stronger than Lao Gan Ma!"

Lin Qiye ignored his inappropriate metaphor and just silently circulated his spiritual power to resist this powerful sense of oppression.

"Ding! High-energy reaction detected! Suspicious energy fluctuations detected one hundred meters ahead, suspected to be the trigger point for a hidden mission. Host, please explore as soon as possible!"

In my mind, the system's mechanical prompt sound rang at the right time.

Wu Hen's eyes lit up and a sly smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

"Brother Qiye, let's go and pick up the bargains!"

Wu Hen blinked mysteriously at Lin Qiye, then walked in the direction indicated by the system.

Although Lin Qiye didn't understand why, he still chose to believe Wu Hen and followed him.

The distance of one hundred meters was reached in a flash.

Wu Hen stopped under an ancient cherry tree.

This place may seem ordinary, but it faintly exudes a strange fluctuation that is out of tune with the rich divine power around it.

Wu Hen squatted down, pushed aside the thick fallen leaves, and revealed a stone engraved with strange runes.

He reached out and touched it, and a warm energy instantly surged into his body, and a piece of obscure text emerged in his mind.

"Done!" A gleam of light flashed in Wu Hen's eyes, and he put the stone into his pocket.

"Brother Qiye, there's going to be something interesting to watch next!"

As soon as he finished speaking, a cold laugh came from not far away.

"Haha, I didn't expect you to find out so quickly..."

Under the cherry tree, as the laughter approached, a figure dressed in white hunting clothes and a tall crown slowly emerged.

He has a handsome face, with a lazy smile at the corners of his eyes and eyebrows. He is the Japanese god - Tsukuyomi.

"Hey, isn't this Tsukuyomi-san?"

Wu Hen greeted him with a smile, as if they were old friends meeting casually, "Long time no see, how have you been recently?"

Tsukuyomi glanced at him, a hint of disdain in her tone: "How dare you, an ignorant human, trespass into the divine realm. But since you are here, let me see what you are capable of."

He raised his hand and waved it, and a huge stone tablet appeared in the open space in front of the cherry tree, densely engraved with ancient characters and totems.

"This is the first trial. You must solve the mystery of the family tree on this stone tablet before you can enter the next level."

Lin Qiye stepped forward and observed carefully, his brows furrowed.

The words on the stone tablet are obscure and difficult to understand, and the totem is extremely complex, making it impossible to know where to start.

Even though he was knowledgeable, he couldn't help but feel a headache.

"Tsk tsk, this thing is even more confusing than my family tree."

Wu Hen stroked his chin and walked around the stone tablet twice. "But..." He suddenly paused, his eyes brightening. "It seems that I am not completely clueless."

He took out his phone and took a lot of photos of the stone tablet. "Let's take some photos first, post them on WeChat Moments, and brainstorm!"

Lin Qiye frowned. It was already this late, and he still had the mind to play with his phone?

"Hey, I have it!"

Wu Hen suddenly shouted excitedly, "It's just a logic reasoning question, I know this very well! Back in the day, I was the boss of the reasoning club!"

He pointed at the totem on the stone tablet and began to analyze it incessantly, using all kinds of modern logical reasoning methods at his fingertips.

He even used the "process of elimination" and "proof by contradiction" and so on, which left Lin Qiye stunned.

Tsukuyomi, who originally had a look of disdain on his face, gradually became serious at this moment.

He originally thought that this trial would be enough to stump the two intruders, but he didn't expect that Wu Hen would crack it in such an incredible way.

When Wu Hen gave the final answer, the totem on the stone tablet suddenly emitted a dazzling light, and then slowly dissipated.

"Congratulations, you got it right." There was a hint of surprise in Tsukuyomi's voice, but he quickly regained his composure.

"However, this is only the first trial..."

"and many more!"

Wu Hen suddenly interrupted him, "Brother, isn't the difficulty of your trial a little low? You're a god after all, can you make it a little more challenging?"

Tsukuyomi: "..."

A fragrant breeze blew by, and a noble and elegant figure appeared in front of everyone.

She was dressed in a gorgeous kimono and a golden phoenix crown on her head. She was graceful and elegant. She was none other than Amaterasu, the highest deity in Japan.

She looked at Wu Hen and snorted coldly...

Amaterasu appeared, shining with golden light, as if she had millions of post-production special effects.

She glanced at the cracked stone tablet, then glanced at Wu Hen who looked smug.

A cold snort came from his nose, which was even more exciting than the sound of the air conditioner starting up.

"Huh, what a small skill."

After she finished speaking, she lightly raised her slender jade finger, and a ray of golden sun power shot towards Wu Hen and Lin Qiye like an arrow.

This seemingly light energy contains terrifying high temperatures that are enough to burn mountains and boil seas.

The air suddenly twisted, and a suffocating heat wave hit us in the face, as if we were in a furnace.

Lin Qiye's face changed and he quickly used his spiritual power to resist.

Wu Hen, however, still looked nonchalant and even whistled.

"Oh, sister Amaterasu, you have quite a hot temper! This sun power must be good for grilling skewers, but I don't know if it's enough to fill my teeth."

As he spoke, he actually made a face at Amaterasu. His expression was funny and looked annoying, just like a monkey who had stolen peaches from the immortal world.

Amaterasu's face suddenly turned as dark as the bottom of a pot. This kid actually dared to tease her?

!

When had she, the ruler of Takama-ga-hara, ever been treated with such disrespect?

"How dare you, ignorant boy, disrespect me!"

Amaterasu roared angrily and was about to increase her output to teach this ignorant human being a lesson.

At this moment, a irritable voice suddenly rang out: "Sister, let me teach this ignorant guy a lesson!"

A tall figure descended from the sky, holding a long sword that exuded a biting cold aura, pointing it directly at Wu Hen...

Susanoo, the hot-tempered god of war, descended from the sky like a cannonball, with the ten swords in his hands shining coldly, pointing directly at Wu Hen.

"You little jerk, you dare to mess with my sister? I think you're tired of living!"

He roared angrily and swung his long sword towards Wu Hen. The sword whistled as if it wanted to tear Wu Hen into pieces.

Wu Hen was not in a hurry. He dodged the attack with a funny "space walk" while humming a little tune.

"Oh, that's pretty good! Such knife skills! It would be a shame if I didn't go to New Oriental Cooking School!"

While dodging, he did not forget to tease Susanoo. His annoying expression made people want to punch him.

Susanoo was so angry at Wu Hen's stubborn attitude that he was fuming.

The attack became more fierce, and the flashes of swords and shadows intertwined into an impenetrable network, enveloping Wu Hen.

However, Wu Hen was as slippery as a loach and could always dodge the attack at the last moment.

He could even fight back with some bizarre moves, such as "Monkey Stealing Peaches" and "Thousand Year Killing", which left Lin Qiye and Tsukuyomi dumbfounded.

"This kid... is such a weirdo!"

Lin Qiye couldn't help but hold his forehead. It was already this late, and he still had the mind to show off.

Tsukuyomi-no-Mikoto looked at the funny scene in front of him, and the corners of his mouth twitched slightly.

This is totally different from what he expected!

I originally thought that these two intruders would be helpless, but I didn't expect that this guy named Wu Hen would be so difficult to deal with.

It seems that we need to increase the difficulty...

Just when Susanoo was about to go crazy,

Tsukuyomi suddenly said, "Alright, Susanoo, stop it. The next trial cannot be passed by brute force alone."

Although Susanoo was unwilling, he also knew that what Tsukuyomi said made sense.

He could only put away his sword in disappointment and glared at Wu Hen fiercely.

"Kid, you're lucky! Don't let me run into you again next time!"

Wu Hen made a face at him, then turned to look at Tsukuyomi.

He asked with anticipation, "Brother, what's the next trial? Something exciting!"

Tsukuyomi smiled slightly, with a cunning glint in his eyes.

"As you wish..." He stretched out his hand and pointed, and a forest shrouded in thick fog appeared in front of him.

"If you can cross this misty forest and find the artifact hidden within, you will pass the trial."

Wu Hen looked at the gloomy forest and an excited smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

"Interesting, I like it!" He took Lin Qiye's hand and strode towards the forest.

"Brother Qiye, let's go on an adventure!"

Before Lin Qiye could say anything, Wu Hen dragged him into the thick fog.

Tsukuyomi looked at the two people's disappearing backs and murmured softly: "I hope you can come out alive..."

His voice was swallowed by the thick fog and disappeared without a trace.

From the depths of the thick fog, Wu Hen's voice rang out: "Brother Qiye, I feel... we seem to have entered a wolf's den..."