Slaying God: I, the insane and witty god

Wu Hen plunged into the mountains controlled by the Demon God Alliance. It felt like falling into a spicy hot pot, hot and stimulating, with a strange aroma that made people intoxicated.

This mountain range is full of strange traps. Some places appear flat, but there are actually abysses underneath.

Some places are covered with bright and juicy fruits, and one bite of them can make you explode on the spot and turn into a gorgeous firework.

What's even more terrible is that there is also a group of strange monsters with the bewitched Abeno.

Buzzing around them like flies, launching surprise attacks from time to time.

"Oh my god, this is even more exciting than my college entrance exam!"

Wu Hen dodged the boulders falling from the sky while complaining, "Is this Demon God Alliance doing wholesale business? There are so many traps!"

Lin Qiye rolled his eyes helplessly. He had finally discovered...

This guy can always maintain an optimistic heart, or rather, a heartless heart, no matter what the circumstances.

At this moment, Wu Hen's phone vibrated. It was a message from Shuten-doji.

The distribution of traps in the mountains is marked in detail above.

"Bingo! Looks like our insider is pretty powerful!"

Wu Hen grinned, "Brothers, follow me and I'll show you the VIP channel!"

Next, Wu Hen started his "sassy operation".

He asked everyone to jump onto a tree that looked shaky.

It turned out that the tree was a mechanism, carrying them directly across a canyon filled with poisonous stingers;

After a while, they were asked to go into a dark cave, and it turned out that the cave was connected to an underground river.

Following the current, they successfully avoided the ambush set by Abeno.

Abeno was so angry that he was fuming when he saw Wu Hen and others escape danger time and time again.

He originally thought that he knew this mountain range very well, but he didn't expect that Wu Hen was like a cheat and could always find ways to break the traps.

"Damn it! Who is this kid?!" Abeno growled with gritted teeth, and his figure flashed and disappeared on the spot.

Wu Hen seemed to have noticed something, and a playful smile appeared on his lips: "Oh, the main character finally couldn't help himself and decided to come down in person?"

Abeno's figure flashed like a ghost, and in the blink of an eye he appeared in front of Wu Hen.

The sharp kunai in his hand cut through the air and went straight for Wu Hen's throat.

"Kid, your luck is over!" Abeno grinned, his speed astonishingly fast.

Wu Hen did not dare to be negligent. He took mysterious steps and barely avoided the fatal blow.

"Oh, it's quite fast, even faster than the Husky from my neighbor Lao Wang's house!" He

While dodging, he didn't forget to mouth off, "Unfortunately, you ran into me, you are doomed to fail!"

Abeno's attack was like a storm, continuous and unending. Wu Hen could only try to defend himself and look for opportunities to counterattack.

"Is all you can do is hide? Coward!" Abeno sneered.

"Don't be impatient, the real show has just begun!" Wu Hen raised the corner of his mouth and suddenly took out a peculiarly shaped toy water gun from his pocket.

"Super Invincible Ultimate Thunderbolt Water Gun, fire!"

What the water gun sprayed out was not water, but a dazzling light. The light contained powerful force, which instantly knocked Abeno away and hit him heavily against a big tree.

The little monsters around were frightened by this sudden change and stood there like a fool.

Abeno struggled to get up from the ground and looked at the water gun in Wu Hen's hand in disbelief.

"What the hell is this?!"

Wu Hen blew away the "green smoke" on the muzzle of the water gun, with a smug look on his face: "Secret weapon, never reveal it to anyone else!"

He turned to look at Lin Qiye, "Brother Qiye, it's your turn to perform!"

Lin Qiye's eyes focused, and a strange energy began to gather in his hands...

Lin Qiye's body was surrounded by golden light, and he was muttering something. The obscure spell was like an ancient ballad, echoing in the mountains and forests.

Golden runes flew out from his body, dancing like nimble butterflies.

Finally, it turned into a huge golden light shield, covering a large area around it.

The monsters trapped in the light shield were like ants on a hot pan, restless but unable to break through this seemingly weak barrier.

"Beautiful! Brother Qiye, your move is simply 666!"

Wu Hen couldn't help but give a thumbs up. With Lin Qiye's help, his pressure was immediately relieved a lot.

However, Abeno was not discouraged by this, but instead showed a sinister smile.

"How naive! Do you think you can trap us like this?"

At his command, the remaining monsters quickly changed their formation, forming a strange pattern.

A powerful demonic force surged out from the center of the pattern, forming a black beam of light that shot straight into the sky.

"Oh no! This is the 'One Hundred Demons Night Parade'!"

Lin Qiye's face changed. This was an extremely powerful formation that could gather the surrounding demonic power together and unleash astonishing destructive power.

Under the impact of the black light column, the golden light shield began to tremble violently and was about to collapse.

"Brother Qiye, hold on!"

Wu Hen shouted loudly and quickened his pace. Like a loach, he shuttled through the group of monsters, looking for the weaknesses of the formation.

He jumped onto a huge rock, hid in a tree hole, and then went underground.

He used the complex terrain to deal with the monsters, like a slippery loach, making Abeno and others hate him to death.

"Damn it! Why is this kid like a cockroach? He can't be killed no matter what I do!" Abeno roared in frustration.

Wu Hen dodged while mocking him: "Oh, are you angry? You're right to be angry, because it means I've played you in the palm of my hand!"

He suddenly stopped, pointed at Abeno, and laughed: "I say, did you get kicked in the head by a donkey?"

"Why don't you just be a monster hunter and get involved with the Monster God Alliance? What are you trying to achieve?"

"Are you after the delicious pie they paint for you? Or are you after the brainwashing they give you?"

Abeno's face turned pale, veins bulged on his forehead, he roared angrily, and pounced on Wu Hen again.

However, at this moment, a strange smile appeared on Wu Hen's lips...

"You got Fooled!"

As soon as Wu Hen finished speaking, a huge magic circle suddenly appeared under his feet, and dazzling light instantly enveloped the entire area.

Abeno was caught off guard and was sucked into the formation.

"Fuck! What's going on?!"

Abeno screamed and found himself in a strange space where everything around him became distorted.

"Hey, surprise? Unexpected?"

Wu Hen's voice came from all directions, with a hint of teasing, "I forgot to tell you, I'm a master of formations!"

Abeno then realized that he had fallen into Wu Hen's trap. He roared angrily,

I tried to break free from the constraints of space, but found it was of no use.

The formation set up by Wu Hen was like a cage, trapping him tightly inside.

"Don't waste your energy. Just sit here and reflect on your life!"

Wu Hen's voice sounded again, with a hint of ridicule, "Don't worry, I will leave you an intact body."

After dealing with Abeno, Wu Hen immediately returned to Lin Qiye, and the two worked together to break the "One Hundred Demons Night Parade Formation".

The monsters around suddenly lost control and ran around like headless flies.

"Okay, let's clean up the battlefield!" Wu Hen waved his hand and took Lin Qiye and Shuten Doji to start clearing out the remaining monsters.

With the information about Shuten-doji, Wu Hen and the others were able to easily find the locations of all the traps in the mountains and crack them one by one, as if they had turned on a clairvoyant cheat.

"It's done!"

Wu Hen clapped his hands, a satisfied smile on his face, "Now, this mountain range is finally safe."

At this moment, a huge crack suddenly appeared in the distant sky.

A suffocating evil spirit surged out from the crack and enveloped the entire mountain range.

"Oh no! It's the large army of the Demon God Alliance!" Shuten Douji's face changed drastically, and there was a hint of fear in his tone.

Wu Hen looked up at the sky and saw a group of figures slowly walking out of the crack.

Leading the group were Yamata-no-Orochi and Tamamonomae, and behind them was a large group of powerful monsters.

"Oh, it looks like our guests have arrived."

Wu Hen's mouth corners slightly raised, revealing a playful smile, "Now, there will be a good show to watch."

"Prepare to fight!" Lin Qiye's eyes focused, and a powerful energy began to gather in his hands...

Wu Hen took a deep breath and slowly drew out the God-Slaying Blade from his back...

"Come on, let me see what you so-called demon gods are capable of!"