Slaying God: I, the insane and witty god

"Oh my god!" Wu Hen fell into a pool full of sticky liquid, and the stench hit his nose.

"What the hell is that? It stinks worse than a can of herrings!"

He struggled to get up and found that the liquid was corrosive and his clothes began to smoke.

"This is too much! Making biological weapons?"

After finally climbing out of the stinking pool, Wu Hen found himself in a huge underground square.

In the center of the square, there were densely packed with all kinds of strange monsters, making it look like a monster expo.

"Hey, welcome! Are you here to visit our Demon God Alliance's annual new product launch conference?" A shrill voice sounded.

Wu Hen looked in the direction of the sound and saw a giant snake with nine heads coiled on a high platform. It was the Yamata no Orochi.

"New product launch? What will be launched? Snakeskin bags?" Wu Hen joked, but secretly complained in his heart.

The number of these monsters is more than the express deliveries on Double Eleven!

The battle is about to break out.

Demons and monsters surged towards Wu Hen like a tide.

Wu Hen dodged left and right, as slippery as a loach, and occasionally did a roundhouse kick, knocking down a few little monsters.

But after all, he was no match for four people with just two fists, and gradually he became exhausted and got bruised.

"These guys are really good at the round-robin game!" Wu Hen wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth and smiled bitterly.

Just then, a familiar figure appeared behind him.

"Hey, little brat, let's fight back to back and I'll help you get out!" Shuten-doji came over with a big gourd on his shoulder and a wicked smile on his face.

"You are such a troublemaker, you've even messed up this old nest!"

Wu Hen and Shuten-doji stood back to back, forming a small defensive circle.

Shuten Douji knows all the members of the Demon God Alliance very well, and he keeps reminding Wu Hen of the weaknesses of each monster.

"The one-eyed one is afraid of light! The hairy one is afraid of fire! The one in the bellyband, tickle him!"

With the guidance of Shuten-doji, Wu Hen was like a cheat, his moves were deadly, and he beat the monsters to the point of crying for their parents.

The formation of the Demon God Alliance began to become chaotic.

"This...what's going on? The information is wrong!" The nine heads of Yamata no Orochi were all confused.

Suddenly, the ground began to shake, and a powerful pressure enveloped the entire place.

"What's going on?" Shuten-doji's face changed...

The ground shook violently, as if some giant beast was awakening.

A suffocating pressure swept over, and even the air became sticky.

The monsters all prostrated themselves on the ground, trembling in fear. Even Shuten-doji's face changed drastically.

Exclaimed: "Oh no! It's the ultimate form of Yamata no Orochi!"

The nine heads of the Yamata no Orochi were raised high at the same time, making a deafening roar.

Its huge body is squatting in the center of the square, like nine small hills, blocking out the sky and the sun.

Each head opened its bloody mouth, revealing sharp fangs, and the scarlet snake tongue flickered in and out, which was creepy.

"Fuck! Did this thing eat Jin Ke La? It looks so spectacular!" Wu Hen couldn't help but complain, but alarm bells were ringing in his heart.

One of the Yamata no Orochi's heads suddenly turned towards Wu Hen, with a fierce light flashing in its eyes.

It opened its bloody mouth and a stream of dark green venom spurted out, heading straight for Wu Hen.

"I'll dodge!" Wu Hen rolled sideways and barely avoided the venom attack.

The venom fell on the ground, making a "sizzling" corrosion sound, and a big hole was corroded in the ground in an instant.

Wu Hen's clothes were also splashed a little, and immediately a puff of green smoke came out, and a hole was corroded.

"That was close! If it had sprayed on my face, wouldn't I be disfigured?" Wu Hen touched his face with lingering fear.

Seeing that its attack missed, the Yamata no Orochi became even more angry. Its nine heads sprayed venom at the same time, forming a huge venom net that covered Wu Hen.

Wu Hen dodged left and right, looking very embarrassed.

He knew that if he continued like this, he would be hit by the venom sooner or later.

He must find a way to fight back!

At this moment, Wu Hen suddenly had an idea and came up with a bold plan.

He took a deep breath and rushed towards the Yamata no Orochi, shouting as he ran: "Come on! Let's hurt each other!"

Yamata no Orochi obviously didn't expect Wu Hen to come to him on his own initiative, and was slightly stunned.

Just when it was stunned, Wu Hen had already rushed in front of it.

"Take it! My unique skill - the magic of tickling!"

Wu Hen shouted loudly, stretched out his hands, and fiercely scratched one of the heads of the Yamata no Orochi.

"Boy, you are looking for death!" Shuten-doji was shocked when he saw this.

The Yamata no Orochi let out an earth-shaking roar, and its nine heads spewed out venom at the same time, forming an impenetrable net of death that was about to swallow Wu Hen.

At the critical moment, Wu Hen took out a glittering...

Tickle?

"Ding! Congratulations to the host for using 'Tickle' and triggering the passive skill 'Super Double', which increases the effect a hundred times!" The system's voice sounded at the right time.

Wu Hen smiled evilly, and the scratcher in his hand turned into an afterimage, scratching the nostrils of the Yamata no Orochi fiercely.

"Ah...ha...haqiu!"

The nine heads of the Yamata no Orochi sneezed at the same time, but what came out was not venom, but a sky full of colorful snot bubbles, which were very beautiful.

Its huge body was shaking violently due to the violent sneeze, as if it would fall apart at any time.

"What the hell! What the hell?" Shuten-doji, who witnessed this scene, was stunned and the gourd in his hand almost fell to the ground.

The monsters in the Demon God Alliance were so frightened that they fled in panic, and the scene was once in chaos.

The expressions on the nine heads of Yamata no Orochi changed from ferocious to shocked, then to aggrieved, and finally to angry and humiliated.

"Boy, how dare you..." It roared angrily, but the sneeze just now had exhausted all its strength, and its voice sounded weak.

"While you are sick, I will kill you!"

Wu Hen seized the opportunity, rode on the neck of the Yamata no Orochi, and continued to use the tickler in his hand to madly output into its nostrils.

"Let you show off! Let you spit poison! Let you show off! Let you..."

"Stop! Stop now! I... I surrender!" Yamata no Orochi finally collapsed, and all nine heads begged for mercy together.

"Are you scared now? It's too late!" Wu Hen's hands kept moving, but he mocked him mercilessly.

Shuten-doji also came to his senses and joined the battle. The gourd in his hand spewed out flames, burning the monsters and making them howl in pain.

"Brothers, follow me! Today we'll show these monsters how powerful we are!"

Wu Hen held up the tickler, like a general commanding thousands of troops.

"Charge!" Shuten-doji also shouted excitedly, and the flames from the gourd in his hand became even more intense.

The members of the Demon God Alliance completely lost their fighting spirit, discarding their weapons and armor and fleeing in all directions...

Wu Hen looked at the monsters fleeing in panic, a wicked smile on his face: "Next, it's your turn..."

He slowly raised the tickler and pointed it at a shivering little demon, "I heard that you like wearing bellybands?"

Wu Hen rode on the neck of the Yamata no Orochi, tickling and dancing vigorously, and did not forget to spit out trash talk while tickling.

"Oops, sorry, I didn't control my strength well. Did you scratch your skin? Do you want me to put a Band-Aid on you?"

The nine heads of Yamata no Orochi were covered in tears and snot, and they no longer looked as majestic as before. They looked more like nine aggrieved big babies.

"Brother, I was wrong. I won't do it again! Please let me go!"

Shuten-doji was stunned watching from the side. Wasn't the sudden change in style too fast?

He couldn't help but complain: "Stinky boy, what are you doing? Playing a shame game?"

Wu Hen replied without even turning his head: "There's nothing I can do. This guy has thick skin and tough muscles, so normal attacks are ineffective. I can only use the powerful weapon called the tickler."

Under the joint attack of Wu Hen and Shuten Douji, the members of the Demon God Alliance were defeated and fled everywhere crying for their parents.

Wu Hen looked at the chaotic scene and nodded with satisfaction: "Well, the effect is good. It seems that my tickling skills have been practiced to perfection."

"But this is just the beginning..." Wu Hen suddenly stopped what he was doing and his eyes became deep.

He felt that there seemed to be a deeper conspiracy behind this battle.

He jumped off the neck of Yamata no Orochi and walked to Shuten-doji.

Patting him on the shoulder, he said, "Man, there may be more difficult things waiting for us next."

Shuten-doji took a sip of wine, his eyes becoming serious: "I know this battle is just a prelude, the real challenge is yet to come..."

He suddenly stopped, looked behind Wu Hen, and whispered, "Be careful!" Wu Hen turned around suddenly...