Slaying God: I, the insane and witty god

Wu Hen teleported to the legendary eerie and terrifying Valley of Monsters.

Before he could take a good look at this exotic demon world, a pungent stench almost killed him on the spot.

"Ugh! This smell is even more sour than my socks that haven't been washed for three days!"

Wu Hen pinched his nose and complained, "With this environment, are there really monsters willing to live here? Are you kidding me?"

As soon as he finished speaking, a group of strange-looking little monsters appeared from all directions and pounced on him with bared teeth.

There are short fat men with kappa heads, and lizard men with long tails.

There's also an unidentified creature crawling on the ground like a slime...

"Oh my god, this is real!"

Wu Hen's eyes lit up and he stretched his muscles. "Let me try my hand on you! Let me see how powerful this monster from another world is!"

Wu Hen's figure flashed and disappeared from the spot in an instant.

The next second, he appeared behind a little monster and knocked it unconscious with a knife.

"That's it? It's as slow as a snail, and its attacks are as soft as a tickle. This monster is no good!"

Wu Hen dodged the attacks easily while making complaints.

"It seems that I need to find a stronger opponent!"

Wu Hen was thinking when he suddenly felt a fragrant breeze coming from behind him.

He looked back and saw a hot seductress in a red kimono winking at him.

"Little handsome boy, it's so lonely here alone, why don't you come and play with me~"

The banshee's voice was so delicate that Wu Hen's bones felt soft.

Wu Hen raised his eyebrows. This female demon was quite pretty, but her tone of voice...

Hmm, a bit greasy!

"Sister, your pick-up line is too old-fashioned, isn't it? Can't you try something new?"

Wu Hen deliberately pretended to be disgusted.

"Handsome boy, what do you mean by that? Am I not charming enough?"

When the banshee saw that Wu Hen didn't buy it, she suddenly felt displeased.

"Sister, you misunderstood. I'm not saying you're not charming, it's just..."

Wu Hen deliberately prolonged his voice, looked the banshee up and down, and then shook his head, "It's just that your rank is still a little bit short..."

After saying that, Wu Hen no longer paid any attention to the angry female demon and walked straight into the depths of the Monster Valley.

The surrounding trees seemed to be staring at him coldly, making him feel very uncomfortable.

"This place is really weird..."

Wu Hen muttered to himself, "We have to find Shuten-doji quickly..."

Just then, a deep voice suddenly came from behind him.

"Are you looking for me?"

"Hey, isn't this the legendary Shuten-doji? What, have you fallen to the point of scaring children?"

Wu Hen didn't even turn his head, his tone full of teasing.

"Hmph, are you the human who overestimates his own abilities and wants to challenge the Demon God Alliance? I advise you to get lost as soon as possible, or you'll die in vain!"

Shuten-doji's voice was low and hoarse, as if it came from the abyss of hell.

"Seeking death? You think too highly of yourself, don't you? You think you can stop me with just a bunch of idiots like you?"

Wu Hen sneered, "I came here today to tell you that the Demon God Alliance is nothing but this!"

"Insanity!"

Shuten-doji roared angrily and was about to teach this ignorant human a lesson, but was interrupted by Wu Hen's next words.

"Alright, alright, stop talking nonsense and tell me how to find the Demon God Alliance's lair as quickly as possible. I'm in a hurry."

Wu Hen waved his hand impatiently, as if he was chasing away an annoying fly.

Shuten-doji was stunned for a moment. He didn't expect Wu Hen to say such a thing.

He originally thought that Wu Hen would fight him for three hundred rounds like other challengers.

Then he beat him so badly that he knelt down and begged for mercy.

"What? You don't want to tell me? Then I'll go find it myself." Wu Hen said, turning around and about to leave.

"and many more!"

Shuten-doji quickly stopped him and said, "I can tell you, but you must agree to one condition of mine."

"Conditions? What conditions?" Wu Hen stopped and looked at Shuten-doji with interest.

"I want you to help me kill someone." A cold light flashed in Shuten-doji's eyes.

"Murder? Do you think I'm a killer?" Wu Hen raised his eyebrows, with a hint of dissatisfaction in his tone.

"As long as you agree to do me this favor, I will tell you how to avoid the Demon God Alliance's defenses and attack Huanglong directly."

Shuten-doji ignored Wu Hen's dissatisfaction and continued.

Wu Hen pondered for a moment, as if weighing the pros and cons.

"Okay, I promise you." In the end, Wu Hen agreed to Shuten Doji's conditions.

Under the guidance of Shuten-doji, Wu Hen avoided many ambushes of powerful monsters, which made his life much easier.

"Thank you, Shuten-doji. I'll remember your favor." Wu Hen said with a smile.

"Hmph, you'd better do what you say." Shuten-doji snorted coldly, turned around and disappeared into the depths of the dense forest.

Wu Hen continued to move forward and soon arrived in front of a huge palace.

"Is this the Demon God Alliance's lair? It's really impressive!"

Wu Hen looked at the magnificent palace in front of him and couldn't help but sigh.

"Human, you dare to trespass into the Demon God Alliance! You are simply courting death!"

At this moment, a majestic voice came from the palace.

Immediately afterwards, a beautiful woman in a white kimono walked out of the palace.

"Are you Tamamonomae?" Wu Hen was slightly surprised when he saw the incredibly beautiful woman in front of him.

"Yes, I am Tamamonomae, the leader of the Demon God Alliance."

Tamamonomae looked at Wu Hen coldly, "How dare you trespass into my Demon God Alliance? Do you know your crime?"

"Guilt? Why should I, Wu Hen, explain my actions to you?"

Wu Hen curled his lips in disdain, "I came here today for only one purpose, and that is..."

"Defeat you and become the new leader of the Demon God Alliance!"

A sneer appeared on Tamamonomae's face. She slowly raised her right hand, and a powerful demonic power instantly burst out from her body.

"Human, you are so ignorant of your own abilities. Let me see your strength!"

"boom!"

As soon as Tamamonomae finished speaking, a dazzling golden light suddenly shot out from her hand and headed straight for Wu Hen...

A flash of golden light, carrying a destructive aura, rushed straight towards Wu Hen's face.

The little demons around were trembling with fear, and some of the timid ones even closed their eyes, not daring to look at the bloody scene.

However, Wu Hen was not in a hurry, and there was a playful smile on his face.

"That's it?" He smiled contemptuously, his figure swayed slightly, and he disappeared on the spot.

The golden light missed its target and hit the palace wall behind Wu Hen, causing the ground to shake and rocks to fly everywhere.

However, Wu Hen appeared not far behind Tamamonomae as if nothing had happened.

"what?!"

Tamamonomae was horrified. She never expected that Wu Hen could dodge her attack, and at such a fast speed!

"Sister, is this all you have? I thought you were amazing, but it turns out you're just this good."

Wu Hen said with a grin, his tone full of sarcasm.

"you wanna die!"

Tamamonomae was furious. As the leader of the Demon God Alliance,

How could she swallow the humiliation she received from a human boy?

!

Tamamonomae roared, quickly forming seals with her hands, and an even more powerful demonic power burst out from her body.

The space around began to distort.

"Boy, you forced me to do this!" Tamamonomae said through gritted teeth, "Let me show you my true strength!"

"Oh? Then I'll be looking forward to it." Wu Hen said indifferently, with a glimmer of excitement in his eyes.

Tamamonomae waved her hands, and countless golden lights shot out from her hands, attacking Wu Hen like raindrops.

This time, Wu Hen did not dodge again, but rushed directly towards the golden light.

"Well done!"

Wu Hen shouted loudly, and suddenly a powerful aura burst out from his body, shattering all the golden light around him.

"What?!" Tamamonomae was shocked again. She didn't expect that Wu Hen could actually withstand her attack head-on!

Wu Hen's body was as fast as lightning. He rushed in front of Tamamonomae in an instant and punched her.

Tamamonomae hastily raised his hands to block, but was knocked back several steps by Wu Hen's punch.

"How can it be?!"

Tamamonomae looked at Wu Hen in disbelief. She couldn't understand how a human boy could possess such powerful strength?

!

"Sister, you seem to have forgotten that I am not an ordinary human being."

Wu Hen said with a smile, a sly glint in his eyes, "Next, it's my turn!"

Wu Hen quickly formed seals with his hands and muttered something.

"The sky and the earth are boundless, the universe borrows the law! Hurry as the law commands! Change!"

Suddenly, a burst of white light appeared from Wu Hen's body. When the light dissipated, Wu Hen turned into a...

huge……

rabbit?

!

"Oh my god! What the hell is this?!"

The little monsters around were all stunned. It was the first time they had seen such a strange spell!

"Hahaha, sister, are you scared?"

After Wu Hen turned into a rabbit, his voice became funny, "Come on, come and catch me!"

“You…” Tamamonomae was shaking with anger. She was the leader of the Demon God Alliance, but was turned into a rabbit by a human boy?

!

This is simply a shame!

"Boy, you are looking for death!"

Tamamonomae roared angrily and was about to attack again when he suddenly felt a powerful aura coming from deep within the palace...

"What's going on?!" Tamamonomae's face changed, and a sudden ominous premonition surged in his heart...

"Oh my god, this woman is serious!"

The giant rabbit that Wu Hen transformed into jumped around, seemingly funny, but actually hiding a secret, and he was always able to dodge Tamamonomae's attacks just in time.

"Don't think I'm afraid of you just because you turned into a rabbit. Believe it or not, I'll call you all whimpering monsters and send you all away."

Tamamonomae was furious. She, the leader of the Demon God Alliance, was actually fooled by a rabbit!

"You bunch of useless people, hurry up and attack!" She gave an order, and the little demons around her gritted their teeth, took out their magic weapons, and attacked Wu Hen.

For a moment, the square in front of the palace was bustling with activity, with all kinds of magic flashing and demonic energy rising into the sky.

However, these attacks were like tickling to Wu Hen and could not hurt him at all.

"That's it? That's it?"

Wu Hen dodged the attacks while mocking them, "You bunch of noobs, you can't even touch my hair, and you still have the nerve to call yourselves monsters? Go back and practice for a few hundred more years!"

"Damn it!" Tamamonomae was so angry that she was fuming. She finally realized that she had hit a wall this time.

This seemingly cynical human boy has unfathomable strength and is not someone she can easily deal with.

"Boy, just wait for me!"

Tamamonomae's eyes rolled, and a plan came to mind. "You're amazing today. See you later!"

After saying that, she turned around and ran without caring about her image, disappearing without a trace in the blink of an eye.

Seeing this, the little demons scattered like birds and beasts, fearing that they would be caught by Wu Hen if they ran too slowly.

"Hey, hey, hey, don't run, I haven't had enough fun yet!"

Seeing this, Wu Hen immediately felt unhappy. He was having fun, so why did these guys run away?

However, before he could catch up, a powerful force suddenly came from all directions and surrounded him.

"Not good!" Wu Hen's face changed, and he realized that he had fallen into Tamamonomae's trap!

The surrounding space began to distort, and a huge formation slowly emerged, trapping Wu Hen inside.

"Hahaha, kid, you've been fooled!"

Tamamonomae's voice came from the formation, full of pride and resentment.

"This is the most precious treasure of our Demon God Alliance—the Ten Thousand Demon Soul Devouring Formation! Just enjoy it slowly inside!"

Wu Hen finally understood that Tamamonomae had been delaying time in order to activate this formation!

"Damn it!"

Wu Hen cursed inwardly. He tried to break through the formation, but found that it was as solid as a rock and could not be shaken at all.

"Hahaha, it's useless! This is a formation left by the ancient demon god. There's absolutely no way you can break it!"

Tamamonomae's voice echoed in the formation, like a devil's whisper, "Just wait for death!"

Wu Hen's face was solemn. This Ten Thousand Demons Soul Devouring Formation was created by the ancient demon god and was extremely powerful.

Once trapped in it, you will be devoured by the thousands of demonic spirits in the formation, and eventually your soul will be shattered!

"What should I do?" Wu Hen frowned, his brain working rapidly, looking for a way to break the formation.

However, the Ten Thousand Demons Soul-Devouring Formation was extremely mysterious. He tried various methods but was unable to shake the formation in the slightest.

"Am I really going to die here?"

A trace of despair rose in Wu Hen's heart. However, at this moment, he suddenly thought of something, and a gleam of light flashed in his eyes...

"Tamamonomae, do you think you can trap me like this?"

Wu Hen sneered and slowly raised his right hand. A powerful force gathered in his palm...

"I want to see, which formation is more powerful, yours or mine..."

"What is it?!" Tamamonomae's voice came from the formation, with a hint of uneasiness.