Quick Wear: Don't Follow the Plot and Feel Good

Meng Liying's elder sister, Meng Lijun, was the most talented woman in the capital, proficient in music, chess, calligraphy, and painting. Her family background was particularly impressive, as she was the daughter of the then Minister of War. Numerous princes and nobles sought her hand in marriage, but she rejected them all.

Because she has a lover.

One night, a group of thieves broke into the city and kidnapped Meng Lijun.

The next morning, she was found abandoned on the street again, in tattered clothes, with a beggar with a lewd look next to her.

The city was in an uproar.

Princess Xipi suggested to the emperor, "The girl from the Meng family has already lost her reputation. Why not let the beggar marry her? I think the beggar, even though he's dressed in rags, is still handsome. Father, why don't you give him a small official position so that the people of the capital can know the emperor's great favor."

Minister Meng clung to the ground with his head, begging the emperor to revoke his decision.

The eunuch who announced the decree sighed, walked up to Minister Meng, and whispered in his ear, "Sir Meng, the princess likes to act as a matchmaker, and His Majesty is a daughter slave. The imperial decree has been issued. If you don't accept it, your entire family will be executed."

Meng Lijun almost attempted suicide, but was stopped by her family. Just as she was ready to live a peaceful and peaceful life, another imperial decree pushed her into the fire pit.

Meanwhile, rumors of this legendary love story were rife in Beijing, with titles like "Enviable Love: A Rich Daughter Falls in Love with a Beggar" and "The Beggar's Little Wife" being discussed by street vendors, restaurants, and teahouses. Those who didn't know the truth were all praising this loving couple.

Minister Meng knew that the princess was spreading rumors, but he was powerless to do anything and looked much older overnight.

The beggar, once successful, obeyed the princess' orders and beat and scolded Meng Lijun. In just one month, she died from domestic violence.

At this time, Taifu's granddaughter Jiang Yuhu was married to a starving man by the princess. Just because Jiang Yuhu saw someone begging, she was kind-hearted and started to build a tent to distribute porridge. Unexpectedly, she was bumped into by a starving man.

For this reason, Princess Xipi started her literary studies again and gave Jiang Yuhu to the starving people.

Similarly, the hungry people who had achieved success were restrained at first, but with the princess's support, they became more and more daring. Not long after, Jiang Yuhu also fell seriously ill and died.

The Grand Tutor only had this one granddaughter, so how could he let this go? Joining forces with Minister Meng, the two families, dressed in white, gathered in front of the princess's mansion to demand an explanation.

I thought the emperor would be hesitant about the two families joining forces, but the princess said, "Father, I have been so kind to them, how could they resent me? This is a contempt for the imperial power!"

Then the emperor ordered the execution of both families.

Only Meng Liying escaped the disaster because she was in the countryside. Upon hearing the bad news, she sought medical advice to disguise herself as a palace maid, sneaked into the princess's mansion, and became a second-class servant, preparing to assassinate the princess. In the end, she failed due to a single wrong move.

"After I died, I saw that the people killed by the princess were not only my sister and Jiang Yuhu, but also Song Qingqing, the first female general of our Dayuan Dynasty. She was about to go to the battlefield, but the princess actually let her wear women's clothes.

She also said something like, "You need to learn to be a woman. No man likes you to be so strong, blah blah."

In the end, Song Qingqing was seriously injured in a fight with the enemy because of the inconvenience of wearing clothes, and eventually died. Then the Ohara Kingdom was destroyed.

"Sheng Jiang Da Da, what do you think Xipi is going to do?"

Sheng Jiang took a look and said, "No wonder you don't know what happened next. It turns out that after the destruction of the Ohara Kingdom, none of you can stay in the world of the living.

It was Xipi who wanted to pair up with the emperor of the enemy country. Simply put, she had a sweet love system that told her that her destined male protagonist was the young emperor of Qi, Yuwen Huaihua. As long as Yuwen Huaihua destroyed Dayuan, she could become the queen and they would be together for life.

Meng Liying's expression was indescribable. "Is this man so important to her? This is simply insane."

Ginger asked, "Do you want to take revenge on your own, or do you want me to help you?"

"Please help me. Thank you, Mr. Ginger."

On this day of the Lantern Festival, a group of bandits suddenly appeared in the capital. The noble ladies were frightened and fled in all directions. Sheng Jiang looked at it and thought, how could such a fun thing be without Xipi?

He snapped his fingers, stopping time. Then he teleported to the princess's residence, sacked her, and threw her onto the robbers' carriage. He also saved the other women.

Sheng Jiang thought to himself, "I'd better do this good deed to the end." He cancelled the time freeze. The robbers' carriage sped away from the capital, heading into the mountains.

Looking at the back of the carriage, Sheng Jiang was very excited: If the emperor knew that his daughter was with a beggar tomorrow, would he marry the princess to him?

After thinking about it, I ran to the palace and put a talisman on the emperor to express that father and daughter disliked each other. Hehe, I was really smart.

The next day, people found Princess Xipi in dishevel on the street, with a ragged beggar next to her, and people were talking about it.

Even though the emperor acted quickly, he couldn't stop everyone from gossiping.

In the court, Minister Meng, the Grand Tutor, and Song Qingqing jointly petitioned the emperor to grant the beggar a marriage.

Yes, Jiang restored these people's memories. If you want to do something, make it big.

The emperor looked at Xipi kneeling on the ground with disgust.

"Father, Father, I must have been framed. I don't want to marry a beggar! Please avenge me!" Xipi cried bitterly.

The emperor was still struggling: Even if she lost her innocence, she was still a royal princess, how could she marry a beggar?

Song Qingqing said, "Your Majesty, I am willing to lead 1000 Jingji Guards to the mountains to suppress the bandits. However, it is true that the princess was with the beggar. I heard that although the beggar was a beggar, he remained calm and even covered the princess with his clothes. This shows that even though the beggar's clothes were tattered, he was still a person of high moral character."

Father Meng said, "General Song is right. If Your Majesty feels that a beggar's status is low, you can assign him a sinecure."

General Jiang said, "This way, the beggar will have status. If he marries the princess, it will become a legend!"

Xipi looked at these people with hatred, "You! You! The emperor hasn't made a decision yet, and you want to make it for him. Are you planning a rebellion?"

"Princess, be careful with your words! We are here to protect your reputation and the honor of the royal family."

The other ministers whispered, "I heard that the news has spread all over the teahouses and alleys. That beggar bravely broke into the bandit's lair to save the princess. He really loves the princess deeply."

"The princess must be incredibly touched, right? Some say they saw the two hugging and crying. But it's a good thing that His Majesty is granting the marriage, so why doesn't the princess agree?"

"Well, maybe the princess is shy."

The emperor finally issued an edict, appointing the beggar as a fifth-rank official and granting him a mansion. Three days later, he married the princess.

No matter how Xipi protested with a hunger strike, the emperor ignored her. She tried to call the system, but Sheng Jiang had already captured it.

System: You only remembered me now, isn't it too late? This person is so scary, wuwu, I want to dismantle the system.

Xipi: My father doesn't love me anymore! The system has also left me. What should I do next?

Xipi finally married the beggar, but she was reluctant to die, otherwise how could she become the queen in the future?

"The Charming Princess and the Pretty Beggar" and "The Princess' Little Husband" were being spread everywhere in the capital, and Sheng Jiang took the opportunity to make another fortune.

The beggar dared to hit Meng Lijun in his previous life because he had the princess's support.

In this life, he married the princess, but the princess hated him and refused to let him go to bed, forcing him to kneel and serve her every day. He looked glorious in front of people, but lived like a dog behind their backs. This made her increasingly frustrated.

Finally one night, he raped the princess despite her objections.

The princess was furious and killed him with a sword. She was then impeached by the censor for disregarding the law and taking human life lightly.

The emperor confined Xipi to his house for six months and fined him one year's salary.

Half a year later, the princess left the palace. Perhaps she felt ashamed and left without many people.

It happened that the granddaughter of the Grand Tutor, Jiang Yuhu, was distributing porridge to the hungry people.

An ugly hungry man saw the princess and bumped into her.

At the same time, a group of onlookers exclaimed, "Wow!" "This hungry person is so brave!"

"What? This is a brave pursuit of love. This is true love! Look, the princess's face is blushing."

"You're right. A princess is a princess, she's so lucky in love."

Soon, in the court, the Grand Tutor, Minister Meng, and Song Qingqing jointly wrote a petition, asking the princess to marry a starving person to show the emperor's grace.

"No, Father!" Xipi was terrified: if she married again, her reputation would be completely ruined. If she met Yuwen Huaihua again, would he still be interested in her?

Xipi kowtowed repeatedly, "I beg you, father, to take back your order! I beg you, father, to take back your order!"

The emperor now hates her very much and just wants to quickly quell the rumors in the capital. How could he agree?

The hungry were a bit bolder than the beggars. After all, in his eyes, no matter how noble the princess was, she was just a second-hand commodity who had been married once. There was no respect for the princess in his words.

Not only did he despise the princess, but he also set his sights on the maidservants around Xipi, causing several deaths.

The princess was furious: "Now, even an ugly person dares to look down on me? She wanted to kill the starving people, but she didn't dare. She knew that she had completely incurred the emperor's dislike.

Thinking of what the emperor said, "Xipi! I have been too indulgent to you in the past! Look at how many troubles you have caused in the past six months! You have brought shame to the royal family!"

As a princess of a country, I have shown you great mercy by not sending you to marry a foreign prince! What else do you want? Can't you just be quiet?"

A marriage alliance? Xipi's eyes lit up when he heard the words. "Yes, in two months, the crown prince of Daqi will come to Dayuan to ask for marriage." The crown prince is Yuwen Huaihua. Back then, my father arranged for a much-disfavored sister to marry into Daqi. This time, I must seize the opportunity.

Yes, I'm going to Daqi! Help Yuwen Huaihua become emperor and help him unify the world.

Thinking of this, Xipi came up with an idea.

When Yuwen Huaihua came to Dayuan, the emperor issued an edict to marry the ninth princess to him, and he set off for Daqi ten days later.

Xipi killed the starving people and set fire to the princess's mansion.

She disguised herself as a palace maid and left Ohara with the wedding procession.

As soon as he left the country, Xipi looked for an opportunity to meet Yuwen Huaihua.

She forgot that she was no longer a noble princess.

Yuwen Huaihua certainly knew her, but he pretended not to know her. "You daring bitch! How dare you stop me? Drag her away! Beat her to death!"

Xipi was anxious, "Huaihua! It's me, I am the most noble princess of Dayuan, it's Xipi! I am your destined queen!"

"What nonsense are you talking about?!" Yuwen Huaihua quickly blocked her mouth. "What nonsense are you talking about? Some of the people here belong to my father, and some belong to other princes. Do you want to kill me?!"

Xipi also reacted and quickly shook his head.

Yuwen Huaihua pulled her to a secluded place and asked, "What do you mean?"

"I am a reincarnated person. In my previous life, for your sake, I deliberately killed the Minister of War of Ohara, the Grand Tutor, and General Song's entire family, leaving Ohara without a single capable warrior. In the end, you unified the empire and married me as your queen. We will live together for the rest of our lives, and our names will go down in history."

Yuwen Huaihua believed it immediately because he had been dreaming about the same thing recently.

"But what happened in this life? How did you become like this? And so infamous?"

"I, I was framed! Huaihua, believe me, although I was married twice, it was all because my father forced me to do so! And I never let them touch me!"

"Really?" As a crown prince, Yuwen Huaihua would not allow himself to have lush green grasslands above his head, and he would favor Xipi that night.

Xipi is both sweet and nervous.

As a result, before he could finish, he was slapped in the face, "Bitch! How dare you lie to me?"

Xipi: How is that possible? I'm already prepared.

However, Yuwen Huaihua did not listen to her explanation. Looking at Xipi's beautiful face, he directly gave her to the servant.

"Huaihua, you can't do this to me! Huaihua, listen to my explanation..."

At the same time, the Great Qi Kingdom was also promoting the love story of the Crown Prince and the Princess of the Great Yuan Kingdom. "I heard that Princess Great Yuan, for the sake of our Crown Prince, did not hesitate to set fire to the Princess's Palace and leave her own country, just to pursue her own love. It is truly a moving story!"

"And her efforts weren't one-sided. Our Crown Prince went to Dayuan with the intention of marrying Princess Xipi, but the Emperor didn't want to. Later, Princess Xipi disguised herself as a palace maid, and the Crown Prince saw through her immediately. He favored her that very night. I heard she called for water seven times in one night."

"Isn't the Crown Prince too amazing? And I heard that he used to be averse to women and was allergic to them. Only this Princess Xipi can make him break his vow. This must be true love!"

When Yuwen Huaihua returned to Daqi, he was greeted by the imperial edict that he was demoted to a commoner.

The Emperor of Daqi was so angry that he died soon after.

When the two countries were married, there was no fighting on the border. Song Qingqing quietly stationed his troops in the capital.

Not long after the marriage party left the capital, Minister Meng led his troops to force the palace.

At that time, the emperor was still lying on a concubine's couch. Minister Meng cut his neck with a single blow, and his head rolled to the ground.

He carried the emperor's head outside and shouted, "The blue sky is dead, the yellow sky shall be established!"

The group of people below also cheered.

The emperor and his royal family were all beheaded, leaving no one alive.

The Grand Tutor only loved education and assistance, while Song Qingqing only loved fighting, so Minister Meng ascended the throne and became emperor.

Meng Lijun and Meng Liying were named princesses.

With the situation settled, Song Qingqing rushed back to the border. He heard that the emperor had died, Yuwen Huaihua had been deposed, and the remaining princes were fighting each other bloodied and battered. Song Qingqing quickly assembled his troops and fired directly at Daqi.

This cannon was invented by that little girl Meng Liying. I really don't know how this lady from a wealthy family who usually never leaves the house could have invented it.

With cannons paving the way, Daqi became the territory of the Xin Dynasty in less than three months.

Song Qingqing captured Yuwen Huaihua, who was beaten all over by a group of beggars.

Xipi had become mad and kept muttering, "I am Princess Dayuan, I am Queen Daqi, let me go..."

Sheng Jiang looked at the two people in front of him, and Xipi's eyes gradually became clear. "It's you? You are all still alive? Why!!"

"Don't you like CP? How is it? Are you satisfied with our arrangement?"

"Why? Don't you like it? Didn't you say that beggars may be dirty physically but clean at heart? Didn't you say that starving people may be hungry but rich in spirit? Are these all false?"

"Nonsense! I am the most noble princess! Whoever I say is worthy of whom, then they will be worthy of whoever I say!"

"Tsk! Ohara would have been destroyed long ago! With people like you around, the people of Ohara will be the victims sooner or later!"

"No! I don't believe it!"

"Believe it or not! This is your last CP, you must cherish it."

Yuwen Huaihua, who was watching all this, started laughing. "Retribution! Everything is retribution!"

Looking at Xipi, hatred grew and he pinched her neck, almost strangling her to death.

Ginger watched as the two men became enemies, fighting each other, and eventually both died.

Then he took away everyone's souls and threw them into the endless hell, where they were tortured and could never be reborn.

Sheng Jiang returned the body to Meng Liying. Meng Lijun looked at the person in front of her with surprise, "Sister, you are back? Dad and big brother will definitely be very happy if they know."

Meng Liying pouted, "Sis, this isn't fun at all. I thought I could keep it a secret from you for a while, but it didn't work for a while."

"Okay, let's start over. Sister, where did you learn all these weird things? How are these cannons, pistols, gunpowder, and even soap made?"

Meng Liying was proud, "Of course I learned it in a fairyland."