Quick Wear: Don't Follow the Plot and Feel Good

The little maid Mingyu's ancestors were also daughters of an official family. When she was 10 years old, her family fell into poverty. In order to make a living, she entered the Shangshu Mansion and became a maid for the eldest daughter Jiang Yinyin.

Mingyu has a childhood sweetheart, a poor scholar named Chen Siyuan. They agree that once Chen Siyuan passes college, Mingyu can redeem herself, and they will marry, as their parents wish.

With hope in life, Mingyu devoted herself to serving the young lady. However, the young lady seemed to be ill.

The young lady was a lady from a wealthy family, but after falling into the water, she became like a psychopath. Every day, she would crawl out through a dog hole and run to the place where the men were reciting poems and couplets. She would recite poems that she had come up with from nowhere, which attracted applause and she was then called the most talented woman in the world.

That's not all, she even went to a restaurant and rubbed shoulders with a group of men, calling them brothers, and spouting nonsense, such as "The Yellow River comes from the sky, rushing to the sea and never returning", and "I look at my sword by lamplight while drunk, and dream of blowing the horn in the camp."

Finally, the war king of the dynasty was chosen, and the two secretly decided to spend their lives together, giving each other gifts and giving them away privately.

Not only did she choose one, she also flirted with other men, even the War King's guards, just to prove her charm. She flirted and ran away, not taking any responsibility for them.

Mingyu was terrified every day and had to go to great lengths to cover up for her. She was afraid that if she got into trouble that day, she might not be in trouble, but as a maid, she would definitely be the first to be beaten to death.

She finally waited until she was 15 years old and was able to redeem herself, but Mingyu ended up marrying her to the guard of King Zhan.

She even said, "You are just a maid, and one guard is enough for you." She completely ignored Mingyu's pleas.

The guard of King Zhan did not love her and had a bad temper. When he saw Jiang Yinyin and King Zhan being intimate, he became jealous and came back to beat Mingyu, eventually beating her to death.

When Jiang Yinyin found out, she sighed, "Ah, this is also unlucky. Ah Kang is such a good person."

He turned around and pointed to another girl for Akang.

"What kind of blessing is this? If I give this blessing to her, does she want it? And I only found out after I died that my childhood sweetheart had been secretly having an affair with the War King's sister.

In order to please the War King, Jiang Yinyin assigned me to the guards and allowed me to continue serving them. The children I gave birth to would also have to serve them."

"What a poor kid. Do you want to get your revenge yourself, or should I do it for you?"

"I'll go by myself. I'm going to ruin her reputation and make her die without a burial place!"

"You have ambition! I'll give you a cheat."

Now Mingyu and Jiang Yinyin are walking down the street and run into the male protagonist, Zhan Wang. Jiang Yinyin's eyes light up when she sees him, and she urges Mingyu to give her handkerchief to Zhan Wang.

"Miss, there are too many people here. It's not good to be seen. When they turn the corner, there will be fewer people there. I'll take you there."

"Okay." Although Jiang Yinyin didn't care about her reputation, she still agreed reluctantly.

After a while, Mingyu followed, but it was not the War King who was looking for him, but the guard. She saw the opportunity and pulled him into the alley. "Sir, my lady is attracted to you. This is a gift from my lady for you. Please keep it and don't let my lady down."

The guard was a little puzzled, looking at Mingyu, who was dressed so elegantly. He thought: "A little maid dressed like this, so this young lady must be from an ordinary family." In any case, the fact that a beautiful woman liked him meant that he was attractive. Otherwise, when would he find a wife?

Still pretending to be reserved, he said, "I don't know your young lady."

"Sir, my young lady is the most talented woman in the world, the Shangshu Mansion's legitimate daughter, Jiang Yinyin. You must have heard of her. I am her maid, Mingyu.

Just now, you and the prince passed by us. The young lady saw that you were handsome and well-mannered. She immediately felt that you were different from all the men she had ever seen. She fell in love with you at first sight, so she asked me to give you a handkerchief as a souvenir.

A Kang opened the handkerchief, and upon it wafted the sweet fragrance of a young girl. Written on it were the words: "Last night, the stars, last night, the wind. West of the painted building, east of the osmanthus hall. Though I lack the wings of a phoenix to fly together, our hearts are connected." "Sir, I fell in love with you at first sight. I beg you not to reject me. Accept this handkerchief, and let it bear witness to our love in the future."

A Kang: Jiang Yinyin, seemingly aloof and noble, constantly shouting that no man in the world is worthy of her, is actually so uninhibited in private? No matter how talented she is, isn't she already at my feet?

Mingyu urged, "Master, I need to go back now, or the young lady will be worried. Oh, and may I know your name? It would be great if you could give me a token of your love so she can know your feelings."

A Kang thought for a long time, but he didn't have anything to sell. He couldn't bear to part with the jade pendant on his body. What if this woman didn't admit it, wouldn't it be a waste of such a good thing?

Seeing a street vendor selling pearl hairpins, he spent a few coins and bought one. "I'm really short of money and don't have anything nice to give your lady. This will serve as a token of love. If the lady doesn't like it, please say a few good words for me. If I succeed in my mission, I will definitely reward you handsomely!"

Mingyu: ...I've seen stingy people, but never one this stingy. A prince's guard actually claims to have no money. Who would believe that? Not only does he have no money, he's also quite good at making promises.

The most important thing now was to make a plan. He immediately patted his chest and promised, "Don't worry, I'll take care of it." Then he took the things and went back.

Jiang Yinyin looked at the crudely made hairpin and looked at Mingyu suspiciously.

Mingyu explained, "This was polished by the War King himself. It shows that he has good intentions and cares about the young lady."

Jiang Yinyin said proudly, "He has good taste."

After that, she often asked Mingyu to bring things to the War King. After Mingyu gave things to the guards, she would bring back things for the guards, such as rabbits woven from foxtail grass and wooden carved heads.

Jiang Yinyin was skeptical at first: How could a dignified war king be so stingy?

Mingyu saw her doubts and said, "Miss, these were all made by the War King himself. He said that as the daughter of a minister, you naturally have everything you need. And since you are so talented, you must despise money. Instead of spending money on such vulgar things as gold and silver, it would be more sincere to make them yourself."

Jiang Yinyin blushed and her heart beat fast, she was very excited. "He is indeed different from the men I usually meet. He knows what I care about most. Mingyu, can you help me send him a poem? I wrote it specifically for him."

Mingyu took a look.

"Seeing the red turn to green, my thoughts are flooding, and I am haggard and emaciated because I miss you.

If you don't believe me, I'll shed tears and open the box to check out the pomegranate skirt."

Oh my god, isn't this poem by Wu Zetian? How dare you claim you wrote it yourself? How shameless!

Mingyu showed the poem to the guard, who was so excited that he almost jumped up and said, "Please tell the young lady that I will marry him as soon as possible."

"Then you better hurry up. I heard that Prince Zhan also fell in love with my young lady at first sight and has already asked the Emperor to issue an imperial decree to grant the marriage."

Akang's face turned pale. "I know." Then he remembered something and said dejectedly, "But the prince has done me a favor. I can't betray him."

"A favor? Back then, you were nearly starving to death, and he gave you a bowl of rice. But then you protected him countless times, assassinated him, poisoned him, and—with all due respect—you've already returned his life to him a long time ago, right?"

"I'm my young lady's maid. Every day I see her frowning, unable to sleep or eat. She's lost a lot of weight. I feel so sorry for her. Could you bear to see my young lady die like this?"

That day, Mingyu and Jiang Yinyin returned home from outside and saw Chen Siyuan pacing back and forth at the door.

Mingyu: This scumbag, doesn't he know that maids usually leave through the back door? Now he's waiting for someone at the front door. Isn't he afraid that others won't know about him? It really is premeditated.

In the carriage was Zhan Jingjing, the sister of King Zhan. When she saw Chen Siyuan, her eyes lit up.

In her previous life, Mingyu didn't think too much about it. She just thought he was looking for her and ran over to chat with him. I guess Zhan Jingjing held a grudge against her at that time and found reasons to beat and scold her every day.

Jiang Yinyin didn't care and said, "Just be patient. Jingjing is my good sister and I will never let you get seriously injured or beaten to death."

Listen, is this human language?

If it were her, and she was punished by the Shangshu for crawling through a dog hole, she would shout: "Everyone is equal" and come up with a lot of crooked logic.

I have seen her punish the maids and servants less often. Now she doesn't talk about equality for all?

It can be seen that above her, everyone is equal; below her, everyone is of the same class.

In this life, Mingyu pretended not to see Chen Siyuan and followed Jiang Yinyin into the mansion. Zhan Jingjing, on the other hand, ran over and chatted happily with Chen Siyuan.

The wedding day soon arrived.

Prince Zhan's mansion was decorated with lights and colorful lanterns everywhere. Jiang Yinyin was sitting in the new room while Prince Zhan was outside entertaining guests and drinking.

Mingyu saw Akang drinking alone and thought, "What a useless guy! Are you still a man? You still need my help."

He was knocked unconscious and taken directly to the bride's room. A stick of incense was lit. The two soon fell head over heels in love.

It still wasn't messy enough. After thinking about it, I decided to throw Chen Siyuan and Zhan Jingjing in there too.

The War King was very happy today. He finally married the person he had always dreamed of and couldn't help but drink a lot.

Someone joked about going to the bridal chamber to make trouble, and the War King readily agreed.

As a result, they staggered to the door of the room and heard the unbearable noises inside, and they immediately sobered up.

When I opened the door, I sobered up: What a big bed!

The four of them were in the midst of a passionate lovemaking, oblivious to the world around them. The bride's red bellyband, along with Zhan Jingjing's, was still hanging from the lunatic's belt.

The War King’s first reaction: Kill all these people!

When I turned around, I saw that there were too many people, and their official positions were quite high, so it would be difficult to deal with them.

I could only let out a groundhog scream and kindly urged my colleagues not to tell anyone about what happened today.

Those people said nice things, but who doesn't love gossip? But they still left with courtesy.

The people in the room were still dazed, and finally someone poured cold water on them, which made them sober up a little.

The War King asked someone to wake up the maid at the door, "What's going on?"

"Your Majesty, please spare me! Your Majesty, please spare me! I don't know what happened. I fainted."

Jiang Yinyin did indeed beg for mercy, "Your Highness, I don't know what's going on. Someone must have framed us. Please investigate thoroughly!"

"Framed? Were the love poems you wrote to Akang also fake? Jiang Yinyin, you are truly disgusting. You were entangled with the man you loved before your engagement, and you are still like this after your marriage. This king really misjudged you! Someone, come! The princess is unclean, and this king cannot bear it. Send her back to Lord Jiang's residence!"

Jiang Yinyin was completely panicked. Even in modern times, such a thing would not be a good look on a wedding day. Let alone in ancient times, being broken off would ruin the reputation she had worked so hard to build!

"Your Highness, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I didn't mean it. Can you please forgive me? If I'm sent back, I'll have no reputation and how can I live?"

"What's it to me? I can't bear to touch you, and you're sleeping with someone else? Are you that horny? Huh?"

At this time, A Kang suddenly said, "Huh, you are reluctant to touch her. She has been with so many men that I don't know how many times. If I hadn't tried it for you, I would have found out that she is not even a virgin."

"What nonsense are you talking about? You forced me to do this! I'm the victim!"

"Am I talking nonsense? Look at this poem, isn't it you who wrote it for me? If you don't believe me, I'll shed tears and open the box to examine the pomegranate skirt. On the one hand, you tell me how much you miss me, while on the other hand you marry someone else and flirt with someone else. You're really despicable."