Quick Wear: Don't Follow the Plot and Feel Good
Chapter 36: The Cat Songzi in The Legend of Zhen Huan
Songzi is a Persian cat that was presented as tribute by a foreign country. Later, the emperor gave it to the third prince, who then gave it to his mother, Concubine Qi, who then gave it to the queen.
The Queen got a Persian cat from Concubine Qi and named it Songzi. Then she began to plot, suggesting that An Lingrong secretly harm the child in Noble Lady Fucha's belly.
The abortion captain is indeed worthy of his reputation!
One day, An Lingrong was chatting with the Queen again. An Lingrong wanted to give the Queen a box of spices that she had carefully prepared. However, the Queen did not like to use spices because she knew that spices could be used to harm people. She was worried that she would be harmed, so she would rather not use them.
An Lingrong was an expert in making incense because her family sold spices. When she was in the Queen's palace that day, Songzi was also there. The Queen said that Songzi was very docile, just a little irritable in spring, after all, he was an animal.
An Lingrong said there was a way to make the cat restless. The Queen didn't say anything, but just told her to do whatever she wanted.
On the day of flower viewing, An Lingrong took a box of spices to tease the cat. The spices would make the cat move abnormally, so she found a way to add them to the perfume powder that the emperor specially prepared for Noble Lady Fucha.
While everyone was admiring the flowers, Concubine Qi suggested that the Queen bring out Songzi. Smelling the spices, Songzi, agitated, pounced on Noble Lady Fucha, knocking her down. However, Zhen Huan was pushed by someone and landed on Noble Lady Fucha, causing her to miscarry.
Zhen Huan was also scratched on the neck by pine nuts.
This matter involved the heirs of the royal family, so it was a serious one. In the end, the people involved were fined, but Matsuko, the murderer, was beaten to death by the Queen Mother.
"Meow, this is too much! Why should I die while humans scheme against me? Isn't a cat's life a life? I want to experience what it's like to control someone else's fate! Kill everyone who hurts me!"
After Songzi finished speaking, he looked at Shengjiang sheepishly and said, "I also want a little orange girl to be my wife, to live a rich life with me."
Sheng Jiang squeezed it and said with a smile, "How about I let you go and take revenge yourself?"
"Really? But I'm just a cat, how can I beat a human?"
"It doesn't matter. I'll kill Yongzheng and make you the emperor. That way you can control everyone's life and death. Okay?"
"Then I can't read?"
"It's okay, Duoduo can do anything."
"That's great, great." Songzi rubbed against Ginger happily.
As soon as Songzi opened her eyes, she heard a delicate voice, "Your Majesty? Are you awake?"
When Songzi saw the smiling face approaching, she had only one feeling: how ugly! What kind of ugly thing dares to get close to this cat?
It’s no wonder that Songzi thinks it’s ugly, because in its perspective, humans without hair are the ugliest.
Not only is he ugly in appearance, but he is also ugly at heart. He is scheming and scheming all day long, and he is full of tricks. He never gets tired of scheming.
Unlike us cats, if we see someone we don't like, we'll just call them out for a fight. Whoever wins is the boss, and whoever loses is the underling. How simple is that?
It remembered that the most powerful man in the palace was the emperor, and the most powerful woman was the empress dowager. Now it was the emperor, and the woman opposite wasn't wearing a phoenix robe, so she was definitely not as powerful as it was.
Seeing that Songzi didn't respond, the woman in front of him shouted again, "Your Majesty?"
Songzi was so excited that he got cat bumps all over his body. "Su Peisheng! Degrade this woman to a commoner and banish her to the cold palace. She will only be given one meal a day!"
"Huh!" Concubine Su wondered what was wrong with the Emperor today. Didn't he usually favor this woman the most? But he didn't dare ask, so he just agreed.
Matsuko: Don't think I don't know. This woman, I don't know who she is, but she once kicked my friend. I used to be a cat, I couldn't do anything to people. Now I'm the emperor, can't I take revenge? Not only will I take revenge, I'll turn the entire palace into a cat paradise!
The woman was horrified: "Your Majesty, Your Majesty, I was wrong, please forgive me!"
"Are you dead? Drag her away now!"
Su Fei quickly called Xiao Xia Zi and dragged the woman out.
Songzi heard the ugly woman still yelling and became annoyed again, "Shut her mouth! It's so annoying!"
The eunuchs moved quickly and soon the sound could no longer be heard.
After adjusting to the feeling of being human for a while, Songzi decided to go out for a walk. His favorite part was the flowers and plants in the imperial garden, where he could catch butterflies.
Looking at the butterflies dancing everywhere, Songzi's claws itched: he really wanted to catch them with one claw and play with them!
While thinking this, he raised his hand.
The eunuchs who followed him thought that the emperor had some instructions and dared not make a sound.
Duoduo quickly said, "Songzi, you are a human being now, an emperor, you can't let material things ruin your ambition."
Songzi looked unhappy, "Life is not fun at all. Not only are we scheming against each other every day, but we can't even have fun!"
Duoduo comforted it, "But you can play at night, let's catch butterflies together."
Songzi suddenly became happy again, "Yes."
He turned around and ordered Su Peisheng, "Catch more butterflies and raise them in the Yangxin Palace."
Butterfly: Who did I offend?
After walking for a while, they saw a swing and were instantly excited: "I really want to play on it! I used to be a cat, I had to hide from them and couldn't play. Now I'm the boss of the world, I can play however I want, who dares to control me?!"
Before I reached the swing, I saw a woman sitting on it. She had already started swinging, and there was a wooden pipe in her mouth that was making a humming sound.
Songzi was furious: This is the swing I first discovered, and you dared to sit on it?!
He immediately shouted, "Who are you? Get down here right now!"
Who would have thought that the woman would be so calm and composed, coming down slowly and calmly, "My name is Suiyu Xuanwan, and I am a regular at Zhen's. May I know who you are?"
Songzi didn't recognize the woman and looked at her. "Wow! She's so ugly!"
Seeing the emperor, you pretend not to know him? Isn't this just looking down on me, Master Meow?
It’s true that ugly people often cause mischief!
He immediately said to Su Peisheng, "Zhen is disrespectful to me. Her title will be revoked and she will be banished to the cold palace, where she will only have one meal a day!"
Concubine Su was stunned. "What's wrong with the Emperor? Doesn't he usually favor Zhen the most? He often spends his time with her in romantic moments, so why is he banishing her to the cold palace now? What about Cui Jinxi? Should we find a way to get her out?"
Seeing Su Peisheng stunned, Songzi kicked him and said, "What? I can't control you anymore?"
Concubine Su was shocked and quickly arranged for someone to drag Zhen Huan away.
Zhen Huan was still not convinced and argued loudly, citing classics and hoping that the emperor would revoke his decision and not be a tyrant.
Unfortunately, Songzi didn't understand.
It is not a human being, so how can it understand the complex ancient culture?
Zhen Huan is offline just like that!
The entire palace began to be in turmoil.
Queen: Zhen Huan is such a waste! I was counting on her to control Concubine Hua, but she ended up offending the Emperor first. She is truly useless!
Concubine Hua: I'm so happy! One more strong rival has been eliminated. She happily gave the Yikun Palace an extra half month's allowance.
The Queen Mother: Without Zhen Huan, the Ulanara clan has one less enemy, and the family honor is preserved.
Noble Lady Fucha: This is truly heart-warming! That bitch Zhen Huan killed my child, and now this is her retribution!
When Shen Meizhuang saw her friend being banished to the cold palace, she quickly ran to plead with the empress dowager, but the empress dowager ignored her.
Going to beg the emperor again, Matsuko said: You are so annoying. You can’t even let me have fun for a while!
She gave the order directly, "Since Shen is on good terms with Zhen, why don't you go to the cold palace together to keep her company and preserve your sisterhood!"
Shen Meizhuang: ...Did I do something wrong?
Songzi: Who cares what you think? Anyway, I am the emperor now, I am the boss, you all have to listen to me.
On the first day as emperor, Matsuko was extremely happy;
The second day of being an emperor, happy;
On the third day of being emperor, he was unhappy when he saw memorials that were taller than those of humans!
Not only are these people ugly, but they are also so troublesome. What are they writing in their memorials every day?
"Your Majesty, I miss you!"
"Your Majesty, I need to ask for leave."
"Your Majesty, I have no money..."
Songzi wanted to push these things to the ground with one claw, and Duoduo said, "Songzi, don't be unhappy, leave these to me. I can finish them in minutes. Let's go find Xiaoju to play later."
"Okay, okay"
Songzi eats dried fish every time he eats. You know what, the dried fish in the palace is delicious.
The Queen watched from the side, and after a moment's deliberation, she spoke up, "Your Majesty, according to the Qing Palace's rules, you can't eat more than three times a day. Your Majesty, try this."
After saying that, he picked up a piece of lotus root?
Songzi angrily slapped down with one claw, "Does the Queen have to control what I want to eat? Otherwise, I'll let you rule the world."
The queen knelt on the ground in fear, "Your Majesty..."
Matsuko: Don’t think I don’t know. It was you, the CEO of the abortion group, who wanted to harm Noble Lady Fucha, so you used me, Lord Cat, and gave me spices to stimulate me!
The more Songzi thought about it, the more hateful he became: What kind of rotten people are these? Destroy them! I want to destroy the entire Qing Dynasty!
Duoduo: I support you, Songzi. Let's turn the palace into a cat kingdom.
Ginger: You're going to do something this big? You're really promising.
Songzi shouted, "Su Peisheng, the Queen is a traitor. She dared to disobey me. She is banished to the cold palace! We shall never see each other again in this life!"
The Queen cried out "unjust"
At this time, in order to attract the emperor's attention, An Lingrong said, "Queen, kill the Queen!"
Songzi pretended to be angry: "How dare you!"
"The emperor can order Jiang Fuhai to be tortured severely, and he will naturally know the whole story." An Lingrong was very calm.
Matsuko: Don't think I don't know what you're thinking. You're so ugly, and you still want to show off in front of me? Didn't you develop the spice that stimulates me?
Matsuko felt that the time for revenge had come.
"Su Peisheng, go check immediately! Also, check the cat named Songzi in the Queen's palace. Why did it suddenly become manic?"
"Hmm" Concubine Su retreated.
Songzi continued to eat the dried fish, and was planning to bring some for the friends in the palace in the evening? Especially little orange sister?
Finally, they were full. The eunuchs and palace maids were stunned to see that such a large plate of dried fish was gone, but they didn't dare to say anything.
Songzi burped with satisfaction and said, "This is good. Make more next time. Reward."
As for what the reward was, it didn't know, but it wasn't its dried fish. The eunuchs would do it themselves.
"Your Majesty, the Empress Dowager summoned you," Su Peisheng said.
"No, no!" Songzi still wanted to catch butterflies, so how could she have the time to deal with that old and ugly woman?
"Duoduo, let's kill the Queen Mother. She's too much of a nuisance, and I remember she was the one who ordered me to be beaten to death!"
"That's good. Without her, we have fewer constraints and can get much closer to our plan."
So Songzi paid 20 plates of dried fish and asked the cat boss in the palace, the tabby cat, to poison the calming tea that the empress dowager often drank. The empress dowager soon received her lunch box.
The Queen Mother is gone, and no one dares to complain now.
"Why not hold the funeral together?" Songzi thought.
Then, the queen, there is solid evidence to kill the queen, the Ulanara Nine Clans Elimination Game.
An Lingrong reveals the secrets of the royal family, and uses spices to stimulate pine nuts, harming the royal heir, and happily wins the Nine Clans Elimination Game.
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