Quick Wear: Don't Follow the Plot and Feel Good
Chapter 234: Half-baked Feng Shui Master
Wei Yanfei's best friend Sha Zi said that her mother-in-law Jie Ming has been acting strangely recently and is always submissive to her.
She stood beside her during meals, constantly serving her food. No matter how she urged her mother-in-law to sit down and eat, Jie Ming refused to listen.
Even because she casually said that the dish seemed a bit idle, she was stunned that Jie Ming suddenly knelt down in front of her, kowtowed continuously, and said words like forgiveness.
Sha Zi wanted to help her up, but she refused to get up. She asked her husband for help, but he said that her mother just had a bit of Alzheimer's disease and she should be left alone.
Sha Zi loved her husband very much, so she didn't think much about it.
But every time I saw Jie Ming kneeling, I still felt extremely uncomfortable, so I told Wei Yanfei.
Wei Yanfei's grandfather used to be a very famous metaphysical master. In the past, dignitaries would drive luxury cars to pick him up, and it would also depend on other people's schedules and wishes.
It was Wei Yanfei's turn. Perhaps because spirits had been banned since the founding of the People's Republic of China, the past few decades had been peaceful. Although she was interested in metaphysics, she had only learned a little bit.
But based on what Sha Zi said, she still guessed, "It's very likely that your mother-in-law is borrowing her life. Is she wearing a piece of black jade around her neck?"
"Yes. But what you said is too scary. My husband loves me very much, and my mother-in-law treats me very well except for these strange behaviors.
I don't do anything at home. They really treat me like their own daughter. I don't believe it." Sha Zi considers herself a staunch materialist and believes in science.
Wei Yanfei asked Sha Zi to take a photo of Yu and set up a surveillance camera at home to see if her mother-in-law did anything unusual in the middle of the night.
Sure enough, at 12 o'clock in the middle of the night, Sha Zi sent a text message to tell her about her mother-in-law's strange behavior. She lit incense at her door, knelt down and kowtowed, and muttered something.
She became more and more nervous, and the next day, she moved to Wei Yanfei's place and refused to go home.
Half a month later, her husband came back from a business trip and found her. Seeing that she refused to go home, he knocked her unconscious and sent her to the hospital.
He played the role of a good husband in the hospital. Sha Zi quickly fell in love with his tenderness and told her about Wei Yanfei's request to borrow her life.
There was a murderous look in his eyes, and he later found an opportunity to kill Wei Yanfei.
Of course, Sha Zi herself did not live long, because in less than a week, her life was taken away by her mother-in-law. When she died, her whole body was like dry tree bark.
Wei Yanfei, "I shouldn't have told her. I should have respected her fate! I want to kill and release that mother and son!"
"As you wish!" After saying that, Sheng Jiang disappeared.
……
At this time, Sha Zi had been released and was moved by his meticulous care. She lay in his arms and cried.
"Wow, husband, I'm sorry. I shouldn't have run away from home and left mom alone at home."
"It's okay, I know I was wrong, just change it in the future," he explained, scratching her nose lovingly, "Come, I'll peel an apple for you."
"By the way, honey, why did you suddenly run away from home? Did mom do something to upset you?"
"I……"
"what happened?"
"Hubby, I saw... Mom lit incense and kowtowed at the door of our room in the middle of the night. I was terrified, I..."
"What a coward!" Jie Fang said helplessly, "Didn't I tell you? Mom is just old and has a bit of Alzheimer's. Many of her behaviors are very strange."
"Well, have you taken Mom to the hospital for a checkup before?"
"I've been checked out. I've been to the provincial hospital and the capital hospital. They all said it was Alzheimer's disease and dementia. If you don't believe me, I can find the medical reports and show them to you."
When Sha Zi heard the examination report, she instantly relaxed a lot, but she didn't say anything.
Explaining Fang, he observed her and continued, "You don't know, I asked the doctor why she behaved like this. Guess what the doctor said?"
"The doctor said, 'What's this?' Some Alzheimer's patients will poop everywhere in the room. On the walls, on the sofa, on the dining table.
Others sit there all day and night cursing, or crying, crying and singing, and some even make a scene every day.
"Is Alzheimer's disease really that scary?" Sha Zi became nervous again. If her mother-in-law became like this, she would not be able to withstand it.
"Yes, but don't worry, if Mom really becomes like that in the future, I will hire someone to take care of her."
Explaining Fang, he changed the subject again, "By the way, honey, you didn't run away from home when Mom was like this before. Did someone say something to you?"
"No……"
"Really? My wife is so simple, she would never lie to anyone."
"Okay, let me tell you, actually..." Sha Zi wanted to say Wei Yanfei's name, but she couldn't say it, so she said, "It was a friend who said that Mom was actually borrowing my life by doing this. I was scared..."
"Which friend?"
Sha Zi couldn't say anything. No matter how Fang Jian asked, she refused to explain, and a fierce look flashed in her eyes.
"Wife, the doctor said you've recovered enough these past few days and can be discharged. Let's go home today. Mom has already prepared a table full of food at home."
"Yeah, okay. Thank you for your hard work, Mom."
"Well, what's the point of saying it's hard work for a family? Mom also felt that her behavior scared you, so she wanted to make it up to you and give you some good care. I made your favorite spare ribs and prawns..."
When Sha Zi returned home, she saw a table full of food. She said to her mother-in-law with some embarrassment, "Mom, I'm sorry for making you worry. Please sit down and eat."
"Mom is not hungry. This table is specially prepared for you. Try it first." Jie Ming looked at the food on the table dimly. It was the Bagua formation she had carefully prepared.
The centerpiece of the formation is the dish in the center, rat soup. The other dishes are arranged in a circle around it. As long as Sha Zi tastes the centerpiece, the life-borrowing formation will be activated.
As usual, Jie Ming served Sha Zi the rat soup in the middle first, and all the dishes on the table began to emit a faint black mist.
But Sha Zi couldn't see it. She lowered her head and took a sip. The black energy suddenly surged, making her dizzy and she almost fell to the ground.
Jie Ming quickly supported her, "Xiao Zi, are you okay?"
"It's okay, Mom. I'm just a little dizzy."
Explanation: You idiot, just faint! I was planning to slowly absorb your lifespan, so it wouldn't be noticed and wouldn't arouse suspicion from those with ulterior motives. But you happened to discover the clues, so I can't let you go!
"That brat must have been releasing you for not taking good care of you these past few days. I'll give him a good scolding later to vent your anger. Drink this soup first."
"I don't want to drink it, Mom. Why do I feel like this soup smells like rat? It makes me want to vomit."
Jie Ming knelt down again in an instant, kowtowed repeatedly, "Xiao Zi, it's Mom's fault. Mom is not very good at cooking. This was supposed to be duck soup, but it turned out not to be well done. Mom will correct it next time! Please forgive me this time."
Sha Zi looked at her helplessly. No matter how she helped her, she couldn't get up. Instead, she fell even harder.
"Mom, I forgive you, please get up soon." After saying that, she felt even more dizzy. But she still insisted and looked at the explanation on the side, "Husband, please come and persuade Mom."
Explain that Fang had pretended not to see it, but when he saw that he couldn't pretend anymore, he said, "Wife, just follow what mom said, it will be fine in a while."
After a while, you will be dizzy. Isn't it just us who can control you?
Sha Zi repeated several times, "I forgive you, please get up soon," and finally fell to the ground, unconscious.
Looking at the pale-faced Sha Zi, Jie Ming and his mother smiled at each other, "Son, your idea is really good. Find a wife without a family background. As long as we marry her, no matter how she dies, we will be fine."
The black energy continued to swirl, and Sha Zi's soul was pulled out of her body. At first, she didn't react.
"Husband, what's going on?"
"Mom, what are you doing?"
"Eh? That's not me? Why am I floating? Am I dead? No, how could I be dead?"
Over there, Jie Ming closed his eyes with a look of enjoyment, watching his wrinkled skin gradually become smoother and more delicate. His hair also became darker, and he looked more energetic.
"Son, do you think I'm still young? I feel like I can live another 100 years."
She smiled and said, "Of course, my dear mother."
Sha Zi watched her body becoming increasingly wrinkled, until she was reduced to skin and bones. Even if she was a fool, she finally understood.
"Explain! You've gone too far! I love you so much, how could you do this to me?"
"Love you? If you weren't an orphan, what's so easy to deceive? Do you think I would be willing to marry you?"
Sha Zi was about to say something, but was interrupted by Jie Fang. "Alright, you haven't done any housework in the past six months since you got married. It's all my mother doing her best to take care of you. I just lent her your life in return. You should be content."
"Aren't you afraid of being struck by lightning?" Sha Zi pounced forward with fangs and claws bared, but was slapped away by Jie Ming.
"You want to hit my son? I think you're looking for death!"
Jie Fang continued coldly, "Didn't you already say I forgive you? That means you're willing. What are we afraid of?"
Since they knew how to borrow lifespan, they were naturally prepared to deal with any eventuality.
For example, Sha Zi at this moment was just a weak ghost who couldn't take care of herself. They soon beat Sha Zi to the point of being disoriented, and then trapped her, waiting for her soul to dissipate.
Now that Fang had time to explain, he began to think about who the metaphysical master Sha Zi had mentioned was.
This is easy to check, and I found it right away: ginger.
Ginger: I'm waiting for you.
Jie Fang discussed it with Jie Ming and decided to activate the disaster transfer formation. Even though she was a half-baked metaphysical master, her health was much better than that of an average person.
Jie Ming took a fancy to this body.
Jiefang called Shengjiang and told her that Sha Zi had suddenly fallen ill and died. Today was the day of her burial, and he hoped to be there to see her off.
Ginger went happily.
As soon as they arrived at Xie's house, they saw that the whole house was filled with dark air and a gloomy atmosphere.
The coffin was placed at the center of the formation.
"Sha Zi said before she died that you were her best friend. So, come and see her. Thank you."
As soon as Sheng Jiang reached the coffin, a strong cold wind suddenly blew.
Jie Ming looked at Sheng Jiang greedily, "The formation has been activated. Now, this body is mine, hahahahahahahahahahahaha"
"Really?" Ginger asked slowly.
"Of course," he said, and the cold wind died away, leaving only a warm breeze. The sun came out, shining on the coffin.
"This is impossible!" Jie Ming was shocked.
"What's impossible? Everything is possible!"
"You're standing at the center of the formation! Son! Quick, restart it!"
Sheng Jiang sneered, "I just played a joke on you guys, so I set the Yin Feng in motion. Do you really think this formation is invincible? How about it? It's not a good feeling to have your hopes dashed, is it?"
Jie Ming took out the black jade and muttered, "Kill her quickly! I will give you my entire life!"
After a burst of black air swirled around the black jade, a century-old ghost floated out. Upon seeing the ginger, its dead memories resurfaced, and it fell to its knees with a thud?!
Jie Ming: ...??? I told you to kill her! Didn't you hear me? Don't you want to live anymore?
The old ghost turned around and slapped her, "Kill your mother! Are you trying to kill me?"
The old ghost began to absorb the negative energy from Jie Ming with quick movements. Soon, Jie Ming turned into an old woman covered with wrinkles again.
"No, I don't want to! I want to be young!"
The old ghost ignored her and begged for mercy from Sheng Jiang. "Sheng Jiang, I, I didn't know why this old woman did such a cruel thing? Please forgive me!"
"Don't you know? I think you know a lot. Speaking of which, it's been a while since I let you drink ginger soup. Come, I have developed a new way to make it.
If we boil all four of the world's yang organs together, the effect will be a thousand times, a hundred times stronger than simple ginger soup, so, please drink the first bowl for me."
"no, do not want!"
Everyone knows that yin and yang counteract each other, and ghosts in the underworld are most afraid of yang energy. Therefore, ghosts generally do not walk under the sun.
Even he had practiced for a hundred years before he could barely withstand the sunlight. If he drank this pure yang water again, he would probably be reduced to ashes, with no afterlife.
But his resistance was useless. Ginger immediately pinched his chin and swallowed the soup. In less than a minute, the century-old ghost disappeared.
Sheng Jiang looked at the skeleton-like Sha Zi and let her out. "Hey, do you want revenge?"
Sha Zi looked at Jie Ming and his mother with hatred, "Of course! I wish I could eat their flesh and drink their blood!"
"That's good, I'll give you some Yin power."
He didn't care about his mother at this moment and was about to attack Jiang with a stick.
At this time, Sha Zi, whose Yin power increased greatly, slapped him away.
"Explain it, you have come to this day, hahahahahahahahahaha"
Sha Zi grabbed his neck and said, "I love you so much, and you actually want me to die. Now, go and die!"
Jie Ming came over trembling and begged for mercy, "Xiao Zi, please let him go. No matter how wrong he is, it's all my fault. It has nothing to do with him. If you want to kill me, just kill me. I've lived enough anyway."
"Kill you, of course, you'll be next."
Jie Ming was suffocating to death as he released his gaze bit by bit. Jie Ming was in great pain, "No! No! Son!"
Before she could cry for long, Sha Zi knocked her out too.
"You two have such a deep mother-son relationship, why don't you reunite in the underworld? Haha!"
Sheng Jiang sent them directly to the 18th level of hell. Sha Zi was also sent to the underworld.
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