I was in the supernatural film set and mixed into the cursed world

The reception room of the Directorate General.

My dog ​​sat down stealthily on a cushion nearby. The reception room was full of old men.

"Are you saying that the recent mission was suppressed by the Night Moth Righteousness?" A disdainful voice asked.

"Yes, it seems that because he had too many tasks, his teaching tasks did not meet the standards. The principal refused the latest task."

"I don't care what mission that guy says, it must be given to Gojo Satoru." Another old man slammed the table and cursed.

"Elder Kamo, please calm down. What you have done recently is indeed a bit obvious." A familiar old man's voice sounded.

Hey, isn’t this the village elder?

"Village elder, you are being the good guy again." Some people seemed to be dissatisfied.

"That's not what I meant. You guys are being too obvious. Be careful or Gojo Satoru will come knocking on your door again."

Shancun waved his hand with a smile, looking calm and shrewd.

Looking at his face, I thought of his cute and happy singing face before.

I silently shifted my gaze.

Hey, that person over there smells like that head, but not the real body, and the smell is very faint.

He had been exposed once before, yet he showed up again.

But since it wasn't the real one, I turned my gaze away out of interest.

An old man slammed the table with a bit of arrogance, "No matter if he comes to fight or not, if he doesn't do those missions, it will be Gojo Satoru's fault if he is hurt in the end."

Xia Yujie's face had turned dark since he entered the door, and after hearing these words, his face became even darker.

"Hahahaha, I didn't expect that the strongest one would be so easy to control." An old man stroked his beard.

"Just say it, ha, protect humans, protect sorcerers. What's wrong with giving him more tasks? That way he won't bother to cause trouble with us, right?"

"Anyway, they just give us verbal warnings every time. They don't dare to do anything to us."

This speech caused laughter in the room.

I looked at Geto Suguru with a ferocious look on his face and raised the corner of my mouth slightly.

Doesn't Mr. Geto Suguru like to protect the weak? From the previous human to the sorcerer, to the current Gojo Satoru.

I understand that although Geto Suguru has temporarily untied his inner knot, his nature remains unchanged. His bottom line is still to protect the weak, so I just need to show Gojo-sensei's weakness.

The Gojo teacher who was strong and omnipotent in his mind was transformed into a Gojo teacher who was persecuted by the whole world.

I curved a smile.

Let’s protect Gojo Sensei well in this life. Now we finally have a goal to live.

Xia Yujie looked at me with a gloomy expression, "What method do you mean by helping Wu to vent his anger?"

Xia Yujie looked at their ugly faces, and at that moment, he wanted to kill them all.

But he knew he couldn't bring trouble to the girl who had brought him here. He suppressed his malice towards the group of old men, took a few deep breaths, and looked at the girl who was looking at him curiously.

"Well, don't worry. We won't kill anyone or kill them. We'll just keep them quiet for a while." I assured with a smile.

Come on, the only technique I have, Mirror Man.

Geto Suguru looked at the mirror that flashed behind the girl. There seemed to be his figure in it. He thought it was a reflection and didn't take it seriously. He continued to watch the girl's movements.

I saw a transparent object emerging from the mirror. After taking my things, it slowly crawled behind the old man present.

He directly swallowed up the subordinates of the old men who were serving him.

Then it slowly split into two people.

The subordinate seemed unaware of the presence of another self and continued to wait behind the old man.

I raised the corners of my mouth as I watched the old men easily eat the food I took from them.

It’s great! I made a few failed products in the dormitory and now I finally have a trash can to throw them away.

I understand that what is lucky for me may not be a good thing for others, so I will collect some failures that are really unfortunate for others and give them to the guys I hate to deal with them.

These old guys are the best trash cans.

I touched my belongings and cleared out the trash, and I felt a lot more relaxed.

I breathed a sigh of relief.

"You drugged them?" Xia Yujie was no longer angry and was curious. "Did it have any effect?"

I pondered, "Based on my experience, they'll probably have diarrhea, and then bad luck will follow. This time, to help Gojo-sensei, I gave them all my belongings."

Although they will not die, being disabled or crippled may be the least of their injuries.

After understanding what I meant, Geto Suguru's frown relaxed a lot.

He patted my head and stood aside with a smile on his face, ready to watch the show.

I stretched my arms, took a deep breath, and was about to vomit.

"predict----"

A violent fart was heard.

Several old men jumped up at the noise, "What's going on?"

I quickly held my breath: "..." Isn't it going to work so quickly?

I silently looked at Geto Suguru, who was looking at me with a strange expression, and laughed dryly.

"We're all old men, and our stomachs aren't very good. Hahahaha."

“Boo-boo-boo-boo!!!”

The next moment, more old men began to release poison gas.

My expression started to look strange: "..."

I seemed to see an old man being blown away by his own fart.

I found the gas mask and put it on. Looking at the hand that Xia Yujie stretched out, I was speechless.

You are a ghost, what use are you?

However, this scene was indeed a bit physically uncomfortable, so I handed him a new one without saying anything.

So he and I hid in the corner wearing gas masks.

The village elder was stunned by the sudden situation. "Hey, what's wrong with you? Why did you start farting?"

The next second, he felt something wrong in his stomach.

He clutched his stomach in pain: "Did someone poison it, or are the ingredients today not fresh?"

Several old men were so exhausted that they could not speak, and no one at the scene seemed to pay attention to the questions of the village elders.

Finally, two minutes later, the elders breathed a sigh of relief.

They looked at each other and smiled awkwardly.

"Oh, how rude. I guess there's something wrong with the food today..."

"Hahahaha, same here."

They all breathed a sigh of relief, fortunately, it stopped.

The village elder held his stomach and his forehead twitched violently twice. He seemed to realize that things were not over yet.

"This doesn't feel right! Is this poison?! It's very likely a magic technique!"

The next second, a deafening explosion sounded from under his butt.

The village elder was blown to the ceiling, his head passed through the roof and was exposed to the night sky outside.

I opened my mouth, then realized something was wrong and quickly closed it again.

The reception room fell into complete silence.

Several old men stood up hurriedly, as if they were about to leave. The next moment, they were hit by abdominal pain. With more violent explosions, all the old men took off and were strung up on the ceiling one by one.

It was as if the world had frozen. Geto Suguru was stunned for a long while and then looked back at me.

Geto Suguru: "...Kei-san, in a sense you are a pervert."

At this moment, Geto Suguru's murderous intent completely dissipated. Looking at the old men hanging on the ceiling, twitching from time to time, he said "Amen" with some reluctance.

The corners of my mouth twitched twice and I let out a weak laugh.

"What a shame! I just wanted these old guys to faint and not cause any trouble. I didn't expect this to be the result!!"

Seeing Geto Suguru's even weirder expression, I became withdrawn and turned off the microphone.