【Quick Wear】My Years as a Mother-in-law

(I'm a little nervous. This is my first time writing a quick travel story. Because there are many worlds, each world is purely fictional, so please don't compare it with others.)

"Host, think about the endless lifespan."

"Think of all the amazing opportunities you wouldn't even dream of."

"Think about the freedom of traveling through different worlds and doing whatever you want."

"Mother-in-law, you are the boss in the family. You can act like a demon whenever you want. It's so cool."

……

In the dead of night, the electronic sound of the system sounded like a ghost in Yun Xi's ears. Yun Xi lay leisurely on the bed, shaking her legs, her arms under her head, rolled her eyes impatiently, and shouted:

"I do not believe!"

The system braked and asked in confusion, "Uh, what don't you believe?"

"I don't believe a word you say. I'm just an ordinary, honest person. How could I have such an opportunity? There must be something fishy going on here!"

Yun Xi's face was serious and he swore a solemn oath.

When the system heard this, it started arguing with Yun Xi:

"Hey, host, why are you so self-deprecating? Do you think everyone has the courage to brave the flood and save people like you did? You saved one, two, three... eight people. You are simply a beautiful and kind-hearted fairy, okay?"

"Haha, out of ten people, at least eight can't bear to see others being washed away by the flood. The remaining two just can't swim. Most of them are fairies with beautiful faces and kind hearts. You are not being honest. I am now very suspicious of your intentions."

"Uh..." The system got stuck, and I felt like my nose was going to be crooked with anger. I am the most beautiful young commander in the universe, but this is the first time I have encountered a host who doesn't want to do the mission. Which of those idiots in the past didn't covet its goodies?

It's so humble, how could it be fake?

Moreover, any of the elixirs, talismans and weapons from the world of immortal cultivation, various high-tech products from the interstellar space, treasures from countless worlds, etc., can blind her eyes, okay?

gas!

So angry!

( ?? ?)

"Actually, this, that, that, this..." The system hesitated, but finally made up its mind and told the truth: "Actually, it wasn't you who was chosen by me. There was a small mistake, but you doubted my intentions. I am really sad and upset. No matter who is bound to me, they are my host. Only when the host is well can I be well. We are one. Isn't lying to you the same as lying to myself?"

"That's not necessarily true. Those who are not of my kind must have different hearts. I am not easy to deceive. You must explain it to me clearly. If you don't explain it clearly, you can find someone else." Yun Xi rolled her large black and white eyes. "You bound me and disturbed my originally peaceful life. How are you going to compensate me?"

"Compensation?" If the system had eyeballs, it would have fallen out of its sockets long ago. This woman really doesn't play by the rules.

"Yes, my original life was very comfortable. Every day except for going to work, I could stay at home to play games, watch videos and read novels. What's the point of binding myself to you? I have to work." Yun Xi was about to pick her nose, but when she thought that the system could see it, she gave up and paid a little attention to her image.

"Ah! What future do you have in playing games, watching videos, and reading novels? It's just a waste of your time. Follow me and you can reach the pinnacle of life!" The system sneered, "Besides, your health is not good. After completing the mission, you will gain a life span. You can come back and continue playing games, watching videos, and reading novels."

"What you said seems to make some sense. By the way, what's wrong with binding you? Does binding mean selling myself to you, or is it an equal relationship? Or do I have the dominant power? What do you mean by immortality? You must explain these to me clearly, otherwise I don't want to bind you, and you can find whoever you want." Yun Xi pretended to be moved.

The system quickly said, "Of course it's an equal relationship. We are responsible for repairing some anomalies in each world. If the repair is successful, each of us will receive a reward. The biggest reward for you, the host, is lifespan and various treasures, and I, the system, will be able to get a promotion, a raise, and marry Universe Beauty 666."

The system set off fireworks in Yun Xi's mind.

"Abnormal? What abnormality? Don't be so secretive when you speak." Yun Xi quickly seized the pause in his speech and kept asking, "How many hosts have you bound to before me? What are they doing now? Do they really have endless life? I don't believe it unless you find one and show it to me."

Yun Xi: (?????????)

The offense and defense are alien!

The Invincible American Young Commander in the Universe: ???

"Well, there are many kinds of anomalies. I'm responsible for anomalies in small worlds or in various book worlds, such as the grandmothers. Every successful mission will grant you ten years of life and a large reward. If you get a package to travel through various time and space, that's even more amazing. After retirement, you can go wherever you want." The system learned the art of flattery without any instruction. "How about this, it's fate that we met in this vast sea of ​​people. I'll give you a special newbie gift package. This is a benefit that's unique to you."

"System, what's the difference between what you're saying and a scumbag saying 'you're my only one'? It's so insincere. Get away from me right away. I still have to work tomorrow." Yun Xi's expression immediately changed without any hesitation. "I'm a virgin, and I'm going to be a mother-in-law. How could you possibly think of that?"

system:( ?? ?)

Just use whatever tricks you have. Even though you have no experience, you are cautious and smart.

"Although it's unfair to you, this is the truth. If I force you to leave, it might cause irreversible damage to your spirit. How about this? I'll use my energy to freeze this moment, and you'll try to complete a mission with me. If you don't want to, I'll apply for a bug fix and leave you, and you can come back and live a good life. Although you don't have many years left."

A big question mark slowly rose above Yun Xi's head.

"Why don't I have a few more years to live?"

"This is very simple for me. Based on your physical condition and your previous lifestyle, I can infer this. Although you are unfortunate, you have met me. Complete a task and you will be rewarded with ten years of life~~~~"

The system made a wavy sound, and Yun Xi slowly turned over in bed and continued to watch the video.

"Hey! Host, why aren't you talking?"

"I'm about to die, so of course I have to enjoy it quickly. Watching videos is so cool."

It's so infuriating!

Unable to do so, the system had no choice but to say, "Ten novice gift packs, no more."

It lost this game completely. It was false that the host didn't want to do the mission, and it was also false that it could safely escape from the host.

Woohoo, the world is dangerous. This is the first time I’ve encountered such a greedy host.

"Really? Give it to me now!" Yun Xi threw away the phone, stood up suddenly, and suddenly felt dizzy.

giegiegie～

How could a weak and frail homebody like her possibly resist the temptation of immortality? She wasted so much time talking just to gain more benefits for herself.

The novice gift packages were displayed brightly on the screen. Yun Xi clicked on them one by one, and the gift packages disappeared as dazzlingly as fireworks, and a row of rewards appeared on the screen.

10 body-strengthening pills, 10 pillows for staying up late, 10 beauty pills, 10 life-extending pills.

Yun Xi took these things out of the system and looked at the white jade pillow for staying up late curiously. It felt cold to the touch and she wondered what it was used for.

"Tongzi, what is the function of the sleep pillow?"

"Host, my name is Repair System 250. I'm mainly responsible for the mother-in-law category. You can call me 250. System 250 will answer your questions.

A pillow for staying up late can relieve the discomfort of staying up late, but staying up late is harmful to your health, so please don’t stay up late often.

A course of treatment consists of 10 body-strengthening pills. After taking them, the host can transform from his current waste state into a healthy normal person.

As the name suggests, the beauty pills have beauty-enhancing effects. 10 pills are enough to turn you from a little beauty into a peerless beauty.

"Xumian Wan only has the effect of prolonging life. It is usually taken together with Qiangshen Jianti Wan. One pill can prolong life for one year."

The mechanical tone of the system made Yun Xi confused for a moment. Without thinking too much, Yun Xi stuffed all the pills into her mouth.

The pill melted in her mouth. Yun Xi stood on the bed and looked at it. It seemed that nothing had changed. But soon the feeling inside her body made her feel healthy again. She felt much more comfortable than her previous sub-healthy state, and she felt full of energy!

What to do? She wanted to go out for a run in the middle of the night.

I picked up the pillow for staying up late and hid it in my secret base again and again. This is a good thing and must be hidden well.

"Tongzi, if I go on a mission with you now, I'll probably be transported through time and space! What will happen to my body then? How many missions are there? Can I come back after the mission is over?"

Yun Xi was reluctant to leave. Was it because the game wasn't fun? The novel wasn't good? Or was it because she was tired of watching short videos? But now she had no choice but to go back to work. Wow! So miserable!

"You can come back. I'll mark this place with coordinates. When you finish the task and want to come back, you can use the coordinates to return to this time and place." The system was a little discouraged. It had been so serious just now, but the host was not afraid at all. It felt like it was being manipulated. It was easy to imagine how difficult the days ahead would be.

"Okay, okay, mark it quickly and make a few more copies, okay?" Yun Xi happily turned around in the room and picked up a bag of French fries and started to eat them.

"Host, get ready for work. Time is short and the task is heavy. We must seize every moment."

"Okay, we can start. I'm ready." Yun Xi said while lying on the bed.

"Okay, let's start our time travel."