Original God: Black Tiger Afu's silky little combo at the beginning

Wendy: Hey, midlife crisis?

【Ying: Mediterranean, obesity, kidney deficiency】

Kaia: How do you know so much?

[Ying: There is a world where all middle-aged people are like this]

Noelle: As expected of an Honorary Knight, you know so much.

[Klee: Honor Knight sister is awesome]

Xingqiu: Now that you put it that way, it really is true.

Chongyun: My dad...

[Dad Chongyun: You little bastard, you're itching for trouble.]

[Ding, start playing]

As the system sound fell, the video began to play.

In the video, it is Villette's office.

Violet and Funina were talking about something.

"Ms. Furninna, look at the time."

"Why are you getting up now?"

That Villette said.

"I finally have a holiday and I'm home. What's wrong with me sleeping a little longer?"

“And it’s clearly 7:30 now.”

As soon as Funina finished speaking, Violet retorted: "Rounding it off, it would be afternoon. What time did you sleep until?"

【Ying: It tastes just right】

[Chongyun: My parents are like this too]

[Walnut: The guest official is also like this]

Zhongli: Feeling slightly tired

Just two simple sentences of dialogue made all young people feel the same.

"Go to bed early at night, go to bed early."

"How many times have I told you that staying up late is bad for your health?"

“You just won’t listen.”

"Also, I want to remind you that the temperature is dropping today."

"I told you to wear long underwear, why are you still bare-legged?"

Facing Villette's question, Funina said somewhat unsurely, "But it's 38 degrees today."

Upon hearing this, Villette fell silent.

"Then go clean up your room."

"If you know it's your room, but if you don't know it, you might think it's a pigsty."

"But……"

"What else do you have to regret?"

"You just stay at home and play Genshin Impact all day long"

“It’s like your phone is growing in your hand.”

"Play while sitting or lying down"

“Even playing in the toilet”

"Did you say you had a stomachache yesterday?"

“I just play with my phone.”

“I just don’t understand.”

“Is the mobile phone really that fun?”

"Can't you just go out for a walk?"

"Lying at home all day long."

"My limbs are almost degenerated."

[Funina: Then Villette, that's how you see me (Fufu is angry.jpg)]

[Navilette: Ms. Funina, don't trust everything in the video.]

[Funina: So that's part of what you think, right?]

[Ying: It’s so classic, everything is blamed on the phone]

Xingqiu: Even though I don't know what a cell phone is, my family is the same.

The young people in the live broadcast room resonated again.

“I’ve been a water god my whole life.”

“Can’t you just enjoy yourself?”

Finina retorted with her hands on her hips

"Talking back again"

"I think you've been out there for a few days and your wings have hardened."

"You haven't learned anything else, but you've learned to talk back to me, right?"

“Look at you.”

"A person who is over 500 years old cannot be more mature"

"When I was your age"

“It’s already 600 years old.”

【Ying: Good fellow, listening to your words is like listening to your words. 】

Xingqiu: I'm 1100 years old now, but 500 years ago I was a 600-year-old young man.

"I told you so."

"Just take the exam to become a civil servant or a teacher in our local area."

“You just won’t listen.”

"You have to be a director."

“What kind of self-media should I do?”

"Go and roll with them."

"To put it bluntly, if you can roll it out, you're a talent, but if you can't, you're just a consumable at best."

Finina was a little depressed by Navelette's series of attacks.

I sighed subconsciously.

But it was this subconscious action that allowed Villette to find a new breakthrough.

"What? You're not happy after I said a few words to you."

"Look at Navia"

"At such a young age, he became the chairman of Thorn Rose."

"Look at Charlotte"

"I've already bought a car and a house in Fontaineland as if I were a reporter."

"And Leosley, who became the boss of Merlo Petersburg at such a young age."

"Look at you, all you do all day is eat and sleep."

"It doesn't do anything, it's just a machine that produces manure."

Finally, Funina couldn't stand it anymore.

"That's too much, Villette."

"You nag me as soon as I get home."

“You’re not my dad.”

"Why do you care about me?"

Villette was silent.

"Forget it, I don't want to argue with you."

“I’m going out.”

Finina said this and was about to go out.

"I see you're not home all the time."

"Just hanging out outside."

Funina slowly typed a big question mark.

"Didn't you just say that I've been staying at home all day and my limbs are almost degenerating from lying down? Why don't you let me go out for a walk?"

“It’s okay to go out for a walk, but I have to know where you’re going.”

"I just went to see Clorinde. I heard she's been in some trouble recently."

“I want to help her.”

Hearing this, Villette sighed.

"They're all excuses. How can you, a person who stays at home every day, help others?"

"snort"

Finally, Funina couldn't stand it anymore and slammed the door.

The video ends with Villette shaking his head and sighing.

[Ding, the video has finished playing, and the reward is being drawn.]

[Ying: I feel the fear of being dominated by a middle-aged uncle.]

[Funina: I'm so pissed! Well, Villette, since you said that to me, I'm going to make a scene (Fufu rolling.jpg)]

[Zhongli: This video is indeed worth reflecting on.]

[Walnut: Don't you think you should reflect on yourself?]

Zhongli: Feeling slightly tired

While the video was playing, many middle-aged people reflected on whether they had ever behaved in this way.

Of course, more people still play this game, deceiving themselves by saying it's for the good of their children.

After all, this kind of thinking cannot be corrected by a simple video.

[Ding, rewards for the Vielight wolfberry and jujube]

[Standard for middle-aged people in another world, also suitable for middle-aged dragons, and can effectively treat thrush and weight gain. ]

[Naweileite: I'm still young, I don't think I'll need this.]

[Funina: It's better to be prepared. You don't want to become a fat, Mediterranean uncle in the future.]

【Clorinde: That makes sense】

[Ying: Oh my god, this effect is too overbearing. ]

[Ding, reward: Funina's rebuttal quote]

[You can silence a middle-aged dragon when he keeps talking.]

[Funina: What a reward! This way I won't be afraid of Violet nagging me anymore.]

[Navilette: Ms. Funina, I am not middle-aged, and I will not nag you every day.]

[Funina: Who knows? If you ever reach middle age and start nagging, I still have a plan for dealing with it.]

【Ying: To be honest, I envy this reward.】

[Xingqiu +1]

【Chongyun +1】

……

Just as a group of young people were envious of Funina's reward, the second video was quietly played.

[Ding, next we'll play a secondary creation video. Times have changed.]