Original God: Black Tiger Afu's silky little combo at the beginning

"We gather here today to commemorate our good companion. Her sacrifice is worth a full half day for the entire winter..."

"afternoon tea"

After Puccini the rooster finished speaking, Piero the clown immediately complained: "You still want to start the feast!"

The wealthy Pantalone smiled and said, "Only half a day... They say the North Country Bank is circulated with blood, tears, and wailing."

"If you want to open the banquet"

“I’m rich, I’ll pay on the spot.”

"You really want to start the banquet!"

Servant Alechino snorted coldly: "Rosaline's death in a strange land... For you winter pendants who lack empathy and only care about eating, it must be unimaginable."

"In that case, please give me Dark Eula."

"Open one table"

"I told you not to start the banquet, can you please show her some respect?"

Tartaglia in the corner said, "That's right, we are just the first ones to come in. When it's your turn later, I will also eat at your table."

“Why are there people eating at the opposite table?”

“I am so filial”

“Is it that funny?”

"Although the means used were detrimental to her honor, Loefat's sacrifice is still regrettable. After all, she was our greatest..."

"Ahem, the most powerful lady"

[Ms. Rosalyn: @Captain Capitano, I have a husband, please respect yourself]

Alice: Good boy, I’m just a good boy.

[Ying: I didn’t expect that the captain, with his thick eyebrows and big eyes, would pay attention to these things.]

[Xingqiu: This is immoral (blushing.jpg)]

[Walnut: Ahhhhh, did she grow up eating slime?]

[Tartaria: This time, our reputation as an executive officer is completely ruined.]

"But what about [Doctor], [Skirmisher] and Inazuma's Heart of God?" Captain Capitano's voice sounded.

"You just exaggerated, didn't you?"

“Where is your focus?”

"That's the editor's business, not mine. But I mixed the hair dye, so it should improve my hair color."

Dr. Dottore said as he fiddled with the test tube.

"Did you join the Fatui just to dye your hair every day?"

“That’s enough joking.”

"You have no audience at this moment. All the noble sacrifices will be engraved on the ice and will last forever with the country."

The clown Piero ended the discussion about the banquet and made the final decision.

But it obviously didn't work.

"The feast is about to begin, the feast is about to begin"

“The food is served”

The ones who were most excited in the discussion just now didn’t even know where to get the food.

At this time, the young girl Columbia said in a half-awake state: "Well, is dinner ready?"

“This is a coffin, not a dining table.”

“Also, don’t fall asleep.”

After the clown Piero hit the girl on the head, the view shifted to the Winter Palace.

"Under the command of the noble Ice Queen, we will seize the power of the gods..."

"Absolute peace, this is the Queen's gift, this is the Queen's mercy."

“We will enter the weekly version one by one.”

“But I will never lose the original stone”

As the clown finished speaking, the scene shifted to the lady's coffin in a flash of ice.

"Although you sleep in this coffin, you sleep in layers of ice."

"But, Rosalind, I promise you..."

"Your coffin will be carried by us fools."

"to reimburse"

After the clown finished speaking, the screen went black for a short time before switching to the Hall of Rebirth.

"Here is the bill from the Hall of Rebirth. Take a look."

Walnut handed the bill to the clown with shining eyes.

“Are you sure the number of 0s is correct?”

The clown's eyelids twitched as he looked at the bill.

The user in the live broadcast room can only see half of the bill, but it is still a 5 and a bunch of 0s.

“These are the projects you want.”

"Rock God Carrying the Coffin"

"The Wind God Plays the Suona"

"Thor Cooks"

"Grass God Delivers Eulogy"

"The Water God acts as the atmosphere group"

……

As Walnut introduced the contents of the meal, the clown's face became increasingly gloomy.

When Walnut saw that the clown remained silent for a long time, he finally reacted and his face darkened.

“You can’t afford it, right?”

As Hu Tao said this, he snapped his fingers, and Liu Shen, wearing sunglasses, appeared behind Hu Tao with all kinds of super cool moves.

Feeling the pressure from the six gods, the clown could only nod: "How could it be?"

The video ends with a group of executives stopping a rich man who was about to hang himself.

[Ding, the video has finished playing, and the reward is being drawn]

[Ying: Although this is unkind, I still want to laugh.]

[Eula: What is Dark Eula? I will remember this grudge.]

【Amber: But you and this servant really look alike】

Xingqiu: Mr. Bai and the rich man also look a lot like each other.

Chongyun: And the rich man seems to be from Liyue.

【Baizhu: Now that you remind me, it seems to be true】

Zhongli: Maybe he's a distant relative.

[Ying: How dare you let Lei Shen cook?]

[Hu Tao: Maybe he's going to accompany a colleague.]

Zhongli: From a common sense perspective, this would allow us to have 10 more meals.

[Paimon: Hey, why are the Fatui silent?]

[Ying: After all, this is a life-or-death crisis.]

When everyone was curious about what the Fatui had obtained, the system became silent.

【Tardalia: I just got offline】

[Rich Man Pantalone: ​​Me too]

[Doctor Dottore +1]

[Puppet Sandoni: +1]

……

Although no one said it, everyone probably guessed that Zhidong must have received some reward that could help him deal with the law of nature.

[Ying: I can't react to the speed of this facial change]

[Tartaria: What are you talking about? What are you talking about? I'm really offline.]

【Zhongli: From a universal rational point of view, I don’t believe it】

【Wendy: Anyway, I believe it】

……

Just as everyone was teasing the Fatui executive, the system quietly loaded the next video.

[Ding, please tell me, if the seven gods make rice cakes together, how many gods will be injured?]

A. No

【B.One】

【C.Two】

【D.Three】

[Ding, this question is a quick response question, and the quick response will start in five minutes.]

[Lei Movie: Rice cakes should be Liyue’s specialty]

Zhongli: Not bad, and this thing is indeed easily injured.

Barbara: Anyway, it's definitely not Lord Barbatos who was injured.

[True Lord Liuyunjiefeng: Anyway, the one who was injured was definitely not the Emperor.]

Kujo Sara: Anyway, the one who was injured was definitely not the Shogun.

……

A group of believers in God also started to praise God on this issue.

[Ying: I'm just guessing. Since the system asked, someone must have been injured.]

Xingqiu: But you don't know the nature of the system yet.

【Ying: Is there any brave person who can help us clear the minefield?】

[Arakaki Ichito: Hahahaha, that must be me.]

[Arataki Ichito: After all, I am the bravest man in Teyvat]

【Kujo Sara: Stupid ghost】

[Jiuqi Shinobu: Boss, don’t be impulsive]

[Arakaki Ichito: Don't worry, I'll take action, there will be no accidents]

[Ding, start answering]

[Ding, congratulations to Ara Taki Ichito for successfully answering the first question. Please answer as soon as possible.]

[Arakaki Ichito: Hahahaha, I got the reward.]

[Arataki Ichito: System, I choose A, no]

[Ding, Arataki Ichito has finished answering and is now compiling the answers.]

[Ding, Arataki Ichito's answer is wrong, penalty is being drawn.]