Original God: Black Tiger Afu's silky little combo at the beginning

I have also finished the storyline about Nata, and from now on I can finally... ahem, write more stories.

The above is the author’s soliloquy, and the following is the main text.

On the second day, the system went online as usual.

[Ding, before playing the video today, please answer the questions]

Wendy: Hey, there's something new going on today.

Zhongli: From a universal perspective, the system might be about to undergo a major overhaul.

[Aqiao: The great wise holy dragon is not afraid of any difficulties]

Ruotuo Dragon King: This tone, could it be the Fire Dragon King?

[Aqiao: How can a mere Fire Dragon King be compared to my great Holy Dragon of Wisdom?]

【Ying: Could it be the Nibelungen】

Apep: Humph, how could he be the king?

[Ding, please tell me, what is a god? Any creature in Teyvat can answer. The system will count the answers in half an hour.]

Barbara: Gods should be as merciful as Lord Barbatos.

[Lord Liuyunjiefeng: Gods should be as trustworthy as the Emperor.]

[Kujo Sara: Gods should be as powerful as the Shogun.]

[Nilu: Gods should be as wise as the Little Lucky Grass King]

[Funina: Gods should be as fair as I am]

[Kinichi: Gods should be like Kagami-sama...]

[Mavica: Don’t I have any merits?]

[Kiniqi: No, mainly because the six countries mentioned above have already been discussed.]

[Tartaria: Gods should be as benevolent as Her Majesty the Queen]

[Ying: There probably isn’t a definite answer to this question.]

Zhongli: Indeed, everyone has a different view on gods, so the answer is natural.

[Lei Movie: God is God]

……

For a moment, there was a heated discussion in the live broadcast room about what a god is.

Time also quietly passed during the discussion.

[Ding, checking the answers]

[The system has selected several best options]

Wendy: God gives everyone freedom, but he also needs freedom.

【Zhongli: Gods must keep their promises.】

[Lei Movie: Gods must be powerful in order to protect their people.]

Nashida: Gods pass on their wisdom to their people.

[Funina: Gods must be ready to sacrifice themselves for their people at any time.]

[Mavica: Gods strive to increase their power at all costs.]

[Ice God: Gods must love and care for their people.]

[Ying: After all, the answer from God is correct.]

【Wendy: Hey, I just said what’s in my heart】

[Ding, who is Kavi's mother?]

A. Vulcan

【B. Grass God】

【C. Water God】

【D. Rock God】

E. None of the above

[This question is a quick-answer question and will start in five minutes]

[Kavi: Huh? My mother is a human being]

【Sino: I seem to already know the answer】

[Elhaisen: Detailed Explanation]

[Wendy: @Zhongli, old man, this boy can't be your illegitimate child, right?]

[Gui Zhong: Hmm? (Flash of cold light.jpg)]

Zhongli: Ahem, @雷电影, the terrain of Inazuma might be damaged recently.

【Lei Movie: Please go ahead】

[Falusan: I didn't expect Kavi to be a second-generation god.]

Nashida: Logically speaking, the people of Xumi are all my children.

[Nilu: Then the answer to this question must be Little Auspicious Grass King.]

[Funina: I don’t know about others, but it’s not me.]

In the discussion among the crowd

[Ding, congratulations to Kavi for successfully answering the first question. Please answer as soon as possible.]

[Ying: Oh my god, if I answer it myself, then this question is a no-brainer.]

【Sino: Not necessarily】

[Kavi: I choose E. None of the above]

[Ding, Kawi's answer is wrong. The punishment will be paid after the question and answer session.]

[El Haisen: It seems that Kavi is really a second-generation god]

【Sino: I have determined the answer】

[Ding, congratulations to Sino for successfully answering the question]

[Sino: I choose A Vulcan]

[Ding, congratulations to Seno for answering correctly, rewards are being drawn]

[Kinichi: What? Lord Kagami actually has a son]

Mavica: What? I don’t remember having a son.

[Falusan: I said Kavi was no ordinary kid. Turns out he's the son of the God of Fire.]

[Sanbing: Alas, another poor person abandoned by his mother]

【Ying: Mainly why】

[Seno: You read Lord Kagami's name backwards]

Alice: Mavica, Kavi's mother

【Ying: Oh my god, it’s true, but why do I feel so cold?】

[Tinari: It’s over]

[Mavika: Really? Is he really my son?]

As if the system was responding to Mavica's words, it released photos of the two of them.

[Ying: I was a little skeptical before, but now I believe it]

【Sino: As expected】

[Kavi: This... am I really a second-generation god?]

The moment the two met, all those who doubted them shut up.

It cannot be said that these two photos are completely unrelated. It can only be said that they look exactly the same except for the different hair color.

[Ding, reward for Seno's collection of 100,000 bad jokes]

【Tinari: Why did he punish us when he got the answer right?】

【Ying: Because he is kind】

Mavica: @Kavi, although I don't remember having a son, I'm still very happy.

[Ding, punishment for Kavi: live in Nata for a year]

[Kavi: No! I haven’t finished my project yet]

[Hazard: No, you graduated early]

Azar was already worried sick with Zhongli's presence, and if another second-generation god came, he couldn't guarantee that his plan could be implemented normally.

[Mavica: Good boy, come home with your mother]

[Kavi: I need some time to slow down]

[Ding, about to play, Lao Deng’s happiness]

[Hu Tao: Another video about Keqing]

[True Lord Liuyunjiefeng: How dare you call the Emperor Laodeng]

Xiao: Disrespecting the Emperor

[Ying: When did Laodeng become Zhongli's exclusive term?]

Alice: Magic Oldman

Zhongli: Feeling slightly tired

[Ruotuo Dragon King: Dead memories begin to attack me]

Alice: Do you remember the Dragon King's spicy dance?

[Ruotuo Dragon King: Feeling a little tired]

[Ding, start playing]

"Lord Vulcan, these two old men are bullying us."

The video begins with Kachina and Malani crying and complaining to Mavica.

"What, where are those two old men?"

When Mavica heard that her men were bullied, she immediately prepared to take revenge.

Led by the two, Mavica saw the two old men.

But she didn't do anything, instead she looked at the two old men with twitching eyelids.

Follow her gaze.

Zhongli and Navilette wore fake beards and Natasha's distinctive hats.

Zhongli sat on Kachina's big drill, and Navilette stepped on Marani's shark skateboard.

“I feel 3000 years younger.”

“Yeah, I can play with this thing all day.”

The two old men took the things back to their country while chatting.

The video also ends with Kachina and Malani rolling on the ground.

[Playback completed, rewards are being drawn]