Original God: Black Tiger Afu's silky little combo at the beginning

[Ding, the video of the tragic family massacre is about to be played. ]

The moment the title appeared, everyone was shocked.

[Schubert: What do you mean by annihilating the entire family? Are the Knights of Favonius finally going to attack us?]

[Jin: Please don't talk nonsense. We won't attack Mondstadt residents at will.]

Xingqiu: If this were in a novel, it would definitely be the protagonist's revenge or the protagonist's entire family being killed.

Zhongli: From a universal perspective, this kind of thing is extremely serious no matter which country it happens in.

【Kamisato Ayato: I hope this doesn't happen in reality. 】

As everyone looked on with trepidation, the video began to play.

The video begins with Kamisato Ryoren carrying a schoolbag with a milk tea bottle hanging on the bag.

Kamisato Ayato, on the other hand, walked forward like a bug.

【Kamisato Ayaka: This story isn't about us, is it?】

【Ying: If it really is you guys, then it's not a story, it's an accident.】

[Lei Movie: Keep watching. If it really is you, I will protect you.]

[Kamizato Ayato: Thank you, General]

[Kamisato Ayaka: Thank you, General]

Thomas: Thank you, General.

Following Kamisato Ayato, crawl from the far left to the far right.

The video screen has also changed.

The picture shows a kitchen where three members of the Kamisato family are cooking.

As the lens turns to the front

Everyone then saw clearly that he was making milk tea.

I saw Kamisato Ayato pour milk into the pot first, then slap the chopping board and a fish flew into the air.

Kamisato Ayato holds a kitchen knife and performs the Kamisato-ryu sword-drawing technique.

Then several blue knife lights flashed, and the fish was cut into several pieces and fell into the pot.

As the fish is put into the pot

Next came eggplant, potatoes, and eggs.

Things started to get weirder and weirder.

What are ghost beetles and slimes?

All thrown into the pot together.

As the ingredients were put into the pot, Kamisato Ayato began to stir.

[Ying: Although I can't cook, I feel like this is definitely not right.]

Xiangling: I think we can give it a try.

Under Kamisato Ayato's divine manipulation, the pot of milk tea quickly turned into something with a purple skull shape.

Pour the milk tea evenly into three cups.

Kamisato Ayato, Kamisato Ayaka, and Toma all looked at the milk tea that gave off a strange smell and didn't dare to take a sip.

Finally, Thomas took a sip under the watchful eyes of his family and the young lady.

As Thomas drank the milk tea, the picture turned gray.

Just when everyone thought Thomas would be sent away.

The scene returns to Thomas after he finished drinking the milk tea, his clothes bursting open, revealing his muscular body.

[Ying: Oh my god, this milk tea actually has this effect.]

【Kamisato Ayato: Excuse me.】

Seeing that Thomas was fine after drinking it, Kamisato Ayaka also drank a sip with peace of mind.

As she swallowed it, the picture turned gray again, and this time special effects were added.

Just when everyone thought that something unexpected was going to happen, there was another reversal.

Kamisato Ayaka showed an expression of enjoyment.

Only after making sure that this thing was harmless did Kamisato Aya take a sip.

But he didn't notice that the moment he picked up the cup, Thomas and Kamisato Ayaka fell down with foam at the mouth.

It was not until he finished his milk tea that he noticed the two people who had fallen down.

Only then did I realize that I had been fooled.

"His grandma"

"You're playing dirty tricks on me, right?"

After saying this, Shenli Lingren also fell down with foam at the mouth.

[Ding, the video has finished playing, and the reward is being drawn]

【Ying: I guessed it.】

【Kamisato Ayaka: My Brother】

【Kamisato Ayato: Don't worry, I won't do that in real life.】

[Ding, reward: Kamisato Ayato's milk tea elf's blessing.]

[With the blessing of the milk tea elves, you can make delicious and harmless milk tea no matter what ingredients you use.]

【Diona: How come your situation is so similar to mine? 】

【Kamisato Ayato: I feel more at ease this time.】

[Ding, congratulations to Thomas for getting a stomach as strong as steel. He won't get upset no matter what he eats.]

Thomas: Good stuff.

[Ding, congratulations to Kamisato Ayaka for receiving the reward. Ice damage increased by 10%.]

The moment the video was released, the system loaded the second video.

[Ding, what if countries exchanged gods?]

[Vendetta: Hey, @Zhongli, since you're retired anyway, how about I be the Geo God for a couple of days?]

Zhongli: In principle, it's not possible, but in principle, I'm on my honeymoon right now.

Barbara: So Lord Barbatos is no longer our God? (Lost.jpg)

Zhongli: So I refuse (JoJo transformation.jpg)

[Ding, start playing]

The video begins with the subtitle of the video. After the subtitles are over, a picture with Mondstadt as the background appears.

There are two pictures above, one is the Goddess of Fire Mavica, and the other is the people of Mondstadt.

“What can you bring to us?”

The Mond people asked.

"I brought war, dragons, and a group of fools who came to me for the Heart of God"

Mavica replied.

The scene changed and the picture was given to Liyue.

There are still two pictures, but they are now Nashida and the Liyue people.

"Is there anything you need me to do?"

Nacida asked.

"Don't do anything, Qixing will take care of it"

The Liyue people answered.

Rice wife.

“What do we need to do?”

The Inazuma crowd asked.

“Hey, you don’t have to do anything. I’ve brought freedom to everyone.”

Wendy's answer

Sumeru

"I have deus ex machina, and from now on, Xumi will have a new ruler."

Azar looked at the resurrected Daici Tree King.

“Interesting”

Zhongli killed the Mechanical Tree King and Azar in seconds.

Nata

“I’m going to lock down the country.”

“We’re not going out anyway.”

winter

"Death penalty, death penalty"

Fu Fu was crying.

"Her Majesty the Queen died suddenly"

The executive officers rebelled.

[Ding, the video has finished playing, and the reward is being drawn]

Barbara: Fortunately, Mondstadt is managed by Lord Barbatos.

[Diakarapian: Let me correct you, I was in charge before.]

Zhongli: Qixing did a great job indeed.

Ningguang: Still can't compare to the Emperor.

[Lei Dianzhen: @Lei Movie, look at what you have done]

[Lei Movie: Sister, I was wrong (shivering.jpg)]

[El Haisen: Hazard is just bullying the little grass god, his strength is not enough]

[Pierro the Clown: I can’t imagine how I felt at that time]

[Funina: What do you mean? Have you never seen the Black Hand?]

[Ding, the gods in the bonus video will experience the lives of gods from other countries in the order shown in the video. Ends tomorrow.]

Mavica: So I am the God of Wind now.

Nashida: I am the God of Rock

Wendy: Hey, I’m Thor.

Zhongli: I am the God of Grass

[Funina: Ahhhhh, help! @IceGod, why do I feel like they want to kill me?]

[Ice God: I am the Water God]

【Lei Movie: I am the God of Fire】

The gods also found it interesting to see the scene that was different from their own country.

But others don't think so.

One such player is Hazard.

"Lord Yanshen, please come this way"

Azar rushed to Jingshan Palace and respectfully asked Zhongli to leave.

Zhongli didn't ask about the creation of the god, since it would only take one day anyway.

[Ding, Barbara tears Teyvat apart is about to play]