Original God: Black Tiger Afu's silky little combo at the beginning

[Ding, reward: Yuanshang will be freed from the curse and retain his immortality and strength]

[Ding, reward for Abyss Mage's elemental power increase]

[Yuan Shang: Wuwuwu, I finally became human again]

Yuan Shang, who had returned to his human form in the abyss, was already in tears as he looked at his own reflection.

[Abyss Mage: Congratulations (envy.jpg)]

[Abyss Singer: Congratulations (envy.jpg)]

All the monsters in the abyss congratulated Yuan Shang and envied him at the same time.

[Ding, today's video is over, see you tomorrow]

After distributing the rewards, the system decisively ran away.

As the system went offline, users also went offline one after another.

Due to the large number of resurrected dead, tonight is destined to be a sleepless night.

In Mondstadt, Decarapian looked gloomily at his palace which had become the ruins of a wind dragon, and had no choice but to temporarily live in the Knights of Favonius.

Almost all the people of Liyue gathered on the streets, not for any other reason, but because the Emperor was bringing a group of immortals to visit Liyue, including the Emperor and Empress.

Inazuma, Raiden Shin took over Inazuma again and lifted the Eye Hunting Order, the National Closure Order and a series of unreasonable laws.

On this day, the whole country of Inazuma celebrated, and everyone was shouting Raiden Makoto's name.

Xumi, because Apep had fought for Xumi and eliminated the Death Zone, many people came to the desert to thank this life-saving dragon.

The whole place is thriving.

The next day, everyone was woken up early in the morning by the beeping system message alert.

When I opened the live broadcast room, I saw Wendy refreshing the screen.

【Wendy: Ahhhhh, who is it】

【Wendy: Who is so crazy】

Wendy: If I catch you, I'll definitely not have any juice to drink.

Wendy: That’s too much.

……

[Ying: What happened? Is there anyone who has been watching the live broadcast room who can explain it?]

Zhongli: @Diekarapian, could you please tell him to shut up? We need some rest.

After Zhongli sent this message, he clearly felt an extremely terrifying demonic aura coming from Mondstadt, which lasted for several minutes.

Then Wendy in the live broadcast room became obedient.

[Diakarapian: Done]

Zhongli: A Hero

【Ying: So what happened?】

Wendy: The wine I buried under the tree in Fengqi was dug up.

Zhongli: It's just a few jars of wine. Maybe you dug them yourself when you were drunk that time.

Wendy: It wasn't just a few jars, it was all of them. All the wine I buried was dug up.

Wendy, who was hung on the statue of the God of Wind, shed tears of grievance.

After hearing what Wendy said, Zhongli realized the seriousness of the matter.

Although the God of Wind only lost all the wine, the question is, who could have taken away nearly a hundred jars of wine without the God of Wind knowing.

Zhongli: Wait a moment, I'll be there soon.

When Zhongli was rushing to Mondstadt, he was shocked by the news of Guizhong.

【Guizhong: @Zhongli, your mother tree Dahongpao and that tea set are gone】

[Ying: Oh my god, after stealing the Wind God, he steals the Rock God. This is a true thief.]

[Treasure Thief Team Number One: Look, this is a true thief]

[Treasure Thief No. 2: While we were still snatching candy from the kids, they had already stolen two gods.]

[Master Liuyunjiefeng: Something is wrong.]

Xiao: Disrespecting the Emperor

Zhongli and Wendy, who had already met, looked at each other and saw the seriousness in each other's eyes.

Since that person could steal the things of the two first-generation gods silently, he could also assassinate anyone silently.

"Old man, please strengthen your defenses these days."

Wendy became serious for once.

"Um"

Zhongli nodded and returned to Liyue.

[Ding, good morning everyone]

The system's prompt sound woke everyone up.

Xiangling: Why are there so many Thousand Rocks soldiers patrolling today?

Xingqiu: If you scroll up through the chat history, you'll know.

[Walnut: Oh my god, a peerless thief]

Keqing: How dare you steal from the Emperor?

[Funina: Don't let me see him in Fontaine, or he'll end up in jail.]

[Leosley: Come to Melo Petersburg, you see if I elbow him or not, he's done for.]

【Lei Movie: Fortunately, Inazuma didn’t lose anything】

[Leiden Zhen: Actually, it’s also lost. The Fontaine desserts I bought for you are gone.]

After Lei Dianzhen finished speaking, Inazuma saw that the originally clear sky suddenly became covered with dark clouds.

[Yaejinko: Poor Ying, because his dessert was stolen, he was so angry that his heart broke down, crying and making a fuss, so pitiful]

[Ding, the first video of the day is about to play, Magic Lao Deng]

【Ying: Magic? Lao Deng?】

Alice: Such a niche word

【Ying: The video can be unpopular but not weird】

Xingqiu: I always have a bad feeling.

[Hu Tao: I feel this video is not as eye-catching as the Dragon King's spicy dance]

[Lord Ruta: The memory of the dead begins to attack me]

【Start playing】

In the video, under the moonlight, a figure with its back to the crowd appears in front of everyone.

"For the love and peace of the world, transform"

As the man spoke, he began to dance awkwardly on the spot.

The moment they heard this sound, all the Liyue people who were drinking morning tea spat out the contents of their mouths at the same time.

Just because it was Zhongli's voice.

Some Liyue people who were more foresighted simply closed their eyes, not wanting to torture themselves.

But it didn't work. Even if they closed their eyes, the images in the video would appear in their minds.

In the video, Zhongli is dancing an embarrassing dance that can be cut out to look like a three-bedroom apartment, with the addition of three-cent special effects.

It can be said that it has brought a double blow to users, both psychologically and physiologically.

The most amazing thing is that as Zhongli danced, her clothes turned into a pink miniskirt.

The last scene is Zhongli holding the heart magic wand and making a heart shape with his hands towards the camera.

[Ding, the video has finished playing, and the reward is being drawn]

Alice: With the Dragon King's La Wu in front and the Magic Old Deng in the back, this Liyue is too abstract.

[Ying: I can't stay in Liyue for even a second. Today, no, now I'm going to Inazuma.]

[True Lord Liuyunjiefeng: Ugh…how outrageous…Ugh]

[Fushe: I thought I had seen the ups and downs of life, but now it seems my practice is not enough.]

Xiao: Disrespecting the Emperor

[Wendy: @Zhongli, you are indeed the most ancient god, daring to do what ordinary gods dare not]

After the video finished playing, Zhongli clearly felt that the way the diners looked at him had changed.

Even though it was a thousand-year-old rock, Zhongli still had some dignity to maintain, so he quickly finished his meal and left.

On the way back to Wangsheng Hall, there was a constant stream of strange looks, even from the Qianyan Army.

Zhongli: Feeling slightly tired

[Ding, reward: a random weapon from Zhongli Tian's treasure trove]

[Ding, congratulations to Zhongli for obtaining the super cute girl staff]

As soon as the system's voice finished speaking, the picture showed Zhongli holding a pink heart-shaped staff.

Alice: This time I've really become a magic master.

【Zhongli: Does anyone want this? 】

Ningguang: I'll give you 5 million Mora.

Rich Man Pantalone: ​​I'll give you six million.

[Ningguang: Seven Million]

……

In the end, the rich man Pantalone bought the super cute girl's staff for 20 million.

Zhongli: Thank you very much. I will personally deliver it to you after today's video is over.

Rich Pantalone: ​​That would be troublesome.

Looking at the message sent by Zhongli, the rich man who was a fan of the Twisted Emperor almost jumped up with excitement.

He quickly ordered his men to prepare the best dinner.

[Wendy: Now I'm curious about what the Lord of the Wasteland did in his lifetime]

Apep: So we were defeated a hundred times by someone who collected this stuff.

[Ding, the video of "Eradicating Harm for the People" will be played soon]