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When they were about to reach Mondstadt, they met the scout knight Amber.

"May the wind god protect you, stranger."

"You are not from Mond, are you? Please explain your origins."

Amber saluted the two of them with a knight's salute, and then began his job as a scout knight.

"Calm down, we are not suspicious people."

Little Paimon quickly waved his hands to explain.

“That’s what suspicious people say.”

Amber's words left Paimon speechless.

"Hello, I'm Ying."

"It doesn't sound like a local name, and what's with this... mascot?"

As Amber asked this question, the screen paused again.

[Ding, Paimon will get his first nickname here. What is it?]

A. Emergency Food

B. The best guide in Teyvat

【C. Magical floating objects】

D. A traveler’s best friend

[The system will randomly select a user to answer the question after five minutes.]

[Note: People with knowledge of the situation have been banned from posting. Please do not take any chances.]

After the system finished speaking, it fell into silence and handed the live broadcast room to everyone.

[Xiangling: Paimon is edible after all? (drooling.jpg)]

Xingqiu: No matter how I think about it, it won't work.

【Zhongli: From a universal perspective, this is indeed the case】

Kaeya: I think I should choose C. After all, Paimon said he is the best guide.

[Qin: I agree with Kaia's words]

【Lisa:+1】

Yaejinko: So it seems the answer to this question should be C.

[Arakaki Ichito: Hahaha, okay, then I’ll choose C.]

【Jiuqi Shinobu: The boss may not pick you.】

Kujo Sara: Have you finished your work? Let's talk right here.

[Ding, please answer the question]

【Lei Movie: Me?】

[Kujo Sara: It's the General! ]

[Kamisato Ayaka: The Way of the Ordinary is Grand, the God of Sound is Eternal]

[Kamisato Ayato: The Way is Great, the God of Sound is Eternal]

The system's prompt sound made all the Inazuma people very happy.

After all, the questions whose answers are already known are answered by their gods.

[Lei Movie: I choose C]

[Ding, Lei Dianying answered incorrectly, penalty is being drawn]

Kamisato Ayaka: What's wrong with the general's answer?

[Kujo Sara: @System, please allow me to accept the punishment on behalf of the General]

[Ding, no]

Yaejinko: My dear friend, because she was punished for answering a question incorrectly, she was so angry that she broke down and cried and made a fuss. So pitiful.

[Scrapper: Hahahaha, isn't it normal for someone like you to get the answer wrong?]

[Lei Movie: It’s okay, whatever punishment you want, just come and get it.]

[Kujo Sara: General, you are so mighty!]

[Kamisato Ayaka: The General is mighty!]

[Kamisato Ayato: The General is mighty!]

[Sanbing: I hope you can still be so stubborn by then.]

[Ding, punishment thunder movie performance mother and son filial piety]

[Tartaria: Am I the only one who feels this might be related to us Fatui?]

[Skirmisher: Say one more word and I'll rip your mouth off.]

Sanbing had a bad feeling the moment he saw the title.

It wasn't until he saw the picture that he realized his hunch was right.

In the video, Sanbing, who was wearing glasses and Xumi scholar's clothes, just returned to his room and saw Lei Diandian in his room.

"Hey, Mom, what are you doing?"

"Don't come into my room casually!"

Sanbing expressed strong dissatisfaction with Lei's film behavior.

But Lei Dianying didn't care at all. Instead, he held a book and looked at Sanbing disappointedly and said, "I found Xumi's textbook under your bed."

"What about the promise you made to me to drop out of school and become a Fatui?"

"Be a fool, do bad things, hang out on the street, and let your mother feel at ease"

"I don't want to live a life that's always smooth sailing!"

The scattered soldiers argued for their rights.

Lei Yingying was so angry that he knocked off Sanbing's hat and poked Sanbing's forehead and said, "Also, what kind of weird color matching clothes are you wearing?"

“It won’t be a big deal.”

The scattered soldier retorted indifferently.

“Why are you still wearing glasses?”

"This way you can see the words on the blackboard clearly."

"Let me check your pockets"

As Lei Dianying said this, he started searching and finally found a lunch box with Nashida's portrait printed on it.

"Why did you take the lunch box Nashida made for you to the library?"

"The Fatui must have skipped classes to eat and drink at a stall on credit."

"But Aunt Nashida's lunchbox is nutritionally balanced."

Looking at the stubborn stragglers, Lei Dianying shook her head in disappointment. However, for the sake of her son, she still spoke earnestly: "When did you become like this? Do you know what the travelers said?"

"Sanbing is a very serious and hardworking kid."

"You've embarrassed your mother so much that she's afraid to walk on the street."

The soldier lowered his head and whispered: "You care too much about the opinions of travelers."

After saying that, the soldier took out a book and started reading.

"What are you doing!"

"I'm learning Sumeru knowledge!"

After hearing what Sanbing said, Lei Dianying felt like a bolt from the blue.

"Wouldn't that make you smarter?"

“Only when I study can I forget the unpleasant things.”

Lei Dianying didn't listen to Sanbing's explanation. He snatched Sanbing's book and threw it out: "Shut up, you can't recite it anymore."

"Damn it! They won't let me learn! Watch this!"

The soldier was also angry and directly pressed down Lei Dianying's shoulder.

Kujo Sara: Even if you are the Shogun's son, you must not be disrespectful to him.

[Yaejinko: That useless puppet back then now has this kind of courage.]

[Scattered Soldier: That's right, let this stupid woman suffer a little.]

Just when everyone thought that the soldiers would take action

The soldier actually started to massage Lei Movie

Pressing and shouting

"Keep your head down"

"Shout louder"

Lei Dianying ignored Sanbing, turned around to look at him, and said with a look of disgust: "Don't be filial to me anymore."

As he spoke, he knocked the soldier's hand away. Because he was so strong, the soldier's hand turned purple.

Feeling the pain in his hand, Sanbing got angry and rushed over with a mop.

[Scattered Soldier: That's right, keep fighting!]

While feeling disgusted by his previous behavior, Sanbing was also looking forward to the blow.

But the result disappointed him again.

In the video, he picked up the mop and started mopping the floor.

“Don’t clean up.”

"You don't even leave the trash can alone"

"Sweep under the bed too."

The more Lei Dianying talked, the harder the skirmishers swept.

“Damn it!”

Perhaps Sanbing couldn't stand Lei Dianying's nagging anymore, so he picked up the book and shouted.

"Stop, what are you doing with the book!"

"This won't work, that won't work, who cares about this family?"

Sanbing opened the door angrily and said, "I'll come back and show you before dinner tonight," and then closed the door gently.

"Why did you close the door so gently!"

“Ahhhhhhh, that’s outrageous!”

"This is clearly Nashida's son."

As Lei Dianying spoke, tears began to flow.

The video also ends with a big close-up of Lei's movie.

[Ding, playback completed]

【Compensation rewards are being drawn】

[Ding, congratulations to Sanbing for receiving a loving bento from Nashida]

[Skirmisher: Who would eat this?!]

[Nilu: You don't know what's good for you. That's the loving bento of Little Jixiang Grass King.]

[Scrapped Soldiers: Cheap and Useless Things (Stealing Food.jpg)]

[Qin: Although this may sound disrespectful, Lord Thunder God, if the child enjoys it, please don't stop him.]

Wendy: Oh, that's right. We should respect children's ideas.

Zhongli: From a common sense perspective, Lord Lei Shen was indeed inconsiderate in his video.

Nashida: That’s right.

[Funina: Uh... they are right]

[Sanbing: Humph, she is not my mother]

Kujo Sara: General...Good morning.

As a little fan girl, Kujo Sara originally wanted to defend Lei's movie as brainless, but her remaining conscience told her that they were right.

After the farce, the situation fell into heated discussion again.

Xingqiu: Since it's not option C, it must be D.

【Xiangling: But I think option A is correct】

【Heavy Cloud:6】

[Eula: It's a pity that Amber has been silenced by the system. She can't even speak in real life.]

[Arataki Ichito: Hahahaha, that’s what makes it fun!]

[Arakaki Ichito: The system chose me, so I will definitely get the answer right]

【Kuki Shinobu: Boss】

[Kujo Sara: You think the system is yours, so I choose you if you say so.]

【Ding, please answer the question, Arataki Ichito.】

【Xingqiu: Ah, it really is you.】

【Kujo Sara: What good luck.】

[Jiuqi Shinobu: Boss, don't rush to choose. Let's discuss it.]

Yaejinko: What are you discussing? Isn't the appeal of this kind of question the uncertainty?

[Arakaki Ichito: The fox woman is right.]

[Arakaki Ichito: @System, I choose emergency food A]

[Kyuki Shinobu: Boss, this option was ruled out from the very beginning.]

【Kujo Sara: Stupid, you wasted an opportunity to answer the question.】

Xingqiu: Although I know this guy is definitely wrong, I still admire your courage.

Kaiya: That's fine, at least it can make those who think A is right give up.

[Ding, congratulations to Arataki Ichito for answering correctly]