Original God: Black Tiger Afu's silky little combo at the beginning

[Ding, next we'll play Nashida's birthday PV float car bumping]

As the system's voice fell, a picture appeared on the screen.

"The float is shaking, Nashida, open your eyes."

"She said she just had a dream, and dreamed that Nashida's birthday was today."

"God, I finally found you"

“Everyone is looking forward to meeting you.”

"The Flower Goddess Festival has begun."

"People were happily spinning around her"

As Nashida sang, a series of heartwarming scenes appeared before everyone's eyes.

The Flower Knight extended his hand to her.

People surrounded Nashida, laughing and making noises happily.

Everything is as beautiful as a fairy tale.

"Until Nashida got on the float, smiling and waving goodbye to everyone."

[Vendy: Hey, what a lively festival! Why doesn't Mondstadt have a Wind God Festival?]

Diluk: Because you're not doing your job.

[Barbara: Barbara can celebrate Lord Barbatos’ birthday]

[Kujo Sara: Should Inazuma also have a Thunder God Birthday Festival?]

[Funina: Then can Fontaine also have a water god birthday festival?]

[Navilette: No]

[Fu Nina: No no no, I want it (Fu Fu rolling.jpg)]

[Ying: Nashida is so cute.]

【Tartaria: But I don’t think it looks very strong】

Zhongli: After all, he's just a five-hundred-year-old kid, so he still lacks experience.

[Funina: I seem to be a 500-year-old child as well]

Yaejinko: I am just a five-hundred-year-old child.

【Tartaria: I am speechless】

"The float is shaking, Nashida, open your eyes."

"She said she had just had a dream."

"I dreamed that Nashida's birthday was today."

"In her dream, the Flower Knight and his attendants found her."

The beginning seemed like something was wrong, making everyone think that the system had malfunctioned.

But the next picture that appeared let them know that the system was fine.

The Flower Knight and the Guard have changed.

【Ying: I'm here】

[Nilu: We will become good friends after watching this]

[Nashida: Xumi welcomes travelers]

[Elhaisen: I see this is the future]

[Seno:@Hazar, it’s better not to let me see you]

"God, I finally found you."

“Everyone is looking forward to meeting you.”

"The Flower Goddess Festival has begun."

"People were happily spinning around her."

"Until Nashida got on the float and said goodbye to them with a smile."

Until now, the overall style of the video is still as dreamy and beautiful as a fairy tale.

This fairy-tale scene also made Nashida, who was still in the cage, show envy and yearning.

[Paimon: It looks so lively. Will there be lots of delicious food?]

[Nelue: That's natural. We'll have all kinds of delicious food by then.]

[Paimon: Ying, let's get going quickly. I want to eat Xumi's delicacies.]

[Ying: You little foodie (rubbing Paimeng.jpg)]

Xingqiu: Xumi's festival is so lively, shouldn't we also hold a festival for the Emperor's birthday?

Ningguang: Good idea, but I don't know what the Emperor means.

Zhongli: Forget it.

[Tartaria: Such a heartwarming scene, logically speaking, shouldn't happen. Who is on Sumeru?]

[Dr. Dottore: It’s me]

[Tartaria: That's even more wrong, @Dottore, you can't be so honest over there.]

[Scattered Soldier: Shut up! ]

[Rich man Pantalone: ​​Shut up! ]

[Puppet Sandoni: Shut up! ]

[Ms. Rosalyn: Shut up!]

……

Just as the executives were arguing among themselves, the video began to play for the third time.

But this time, both the atmosphere and the feeling are completely different from the previous two times.

"The float is shaking, Nashida, open your eyes."

“She said she just had a dream.”

"I dreamed that Nashida's birthday was today"

Nashida's voice was obviously different from the previous two times, even Arataki Ichito could hear the sadness in it.

Even the pictures are full of absurdity and weirdness.

"In her dream, the Flower Knight and his attendants found her."

"God, I finally found you."

“Everyone is looking forward to meeting you.”

The sage led the scholars to find the newborn grass goddess Nashida.

At the same time, they also had to accept the fact that the Great Kindness Tree King had passed away, but fortunately they still had the Little Auspicious Grass King.

But when they discovered that Nashida was a newborn god with the intelligence of a child, they were completely desperate.

At the same time, a terrible and blasphemous idea was growing in their hearts.

“The Flower Goddess Festival has begun.”

"People were happily spinning around her."

Despite the lyrics, no one in the video is happy.

Everyone lowered their heads and covered their faces and cried.

I don’t want to accept, nor am I willing to accept that the omniscient, omnipotent, and gentle Great Kindness Tree King has passed away.

"Until Nashida got on the float and waved goodbye to everyone."

At this moment, the sages unanimously decided to imprison their god.

In this way they could deceive themselves that the Mahātītā King whom they were familiar and respected was not dead.

[Seno: All right, Hazard, you're doing great! (gritting teeth.jpg)]

Xingqiu: You truly are not worthy of being a human being.

Kujo Sara: How outrageous! If this were Inazuma, she would have thrown you up straight away.

[Tartaria: He's simply a beast. No, worse than a beast.]

[Chongyun: She's just a newborn baby, how can you treat her like this!]

[Arata Ichito: What a bullshit Ordinance House]

Kaia: @Hazard, come out and speak, don’t play dead.

Kaia was really angry about this video.

Not only him, almost all normal people were furious. If any wise man dared to speak now, he would definitely be drowned in everyone's spit.

"She said Narcida's birthday is today."

"Happy birthday, Nasida."

Nashida curled up in her cage and spoke in a low voice, but there was no happiness in her voice at all.

[Ding, video playback is complete]

Although the video ended, everyone's mood was still unable to calm down for a long time, especially the gods like Zhongli.

[Seno: @Hazard, you better give me a reasonable explanation]

[Hazard: You have no right to question me! ]

Kaia: You really dare to come out.

[Arakaki Ichito: Do ​​you dare to tell me your location? I'll come over and teach you a lesson!]

[Hazard: You are a vulgar and ignorant guy, you have no right to talk to me]

After making a sarcastic remark, Hazard acted like a turtle and remained silent no matter how people in the live broadcast room scolded him.

[Paimon: Ying, this great sage is so abominable! Let's go to Xumi and teach him a lesson.]

[Ying: Bah, what great sage? This is clearly a great sage dog]

[Xingqiu: Please don't insult the dog.]

【Chongyun: Please don't insult the dog.】

【Walnut: Please don't insult the dog.】

【Kaia: Please don't insult the dog.】

……

The live broadcast room is full of "Please don't insult the dog"

After brushing for a few minutes, the system couldn't stand it anymore.

[Ding, what does Little Auspicious Grass King like to do?]

A. Telling jokes

【B. Going to the toilet】

【C.Learning knowledge】

D. Observe humans

[This answer is randomly selected by the system]

[Ding, congratulations to Hazard for getting the chance to answer, please answer as soon as possible]